Question of the day! (win ce) (Closed until further notice)

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3/4/12

"If Three Rings gave you the oppurtunity to name one of the nine Crimson Order, what would you name him or her?"

Well, I already made a bunch of names... I'll put some of them.

Lord Mechron, Construct Creator
Lord Eome, Chief Strategist
Lord Vipear, Gremlin Strike Team Commander
Lord Dozer, Head of Defense
Lord Ronon, Explosives Specialist
Lord Devron, Commander of the Gremlin Army

there's a coupl'a in here.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1_cck8AHBxQgzhXjvW0QdooYUNkZwcc-RaWZ…

3/4/12

"If Three Rings gave you the oppurtunity to name one of the nine Crimson Order, what would you name him or her?"

Gremmette, which is short for Gremlinette since it's a girl, which is short for MINIATURE FEMALE GREMLIN DEATH MACHINE!!!! :D

If Three Rings gave you the opportunity to name one of the nine Crimson Order, What would you name him or her?
(seriously a girl crimson would be epic)

MK-G:
A cyborg, 23% gremlin, 74% construct, and 3% insanity (drank too many phial of phears), which leads the Crimson Order's army of mechaknights. A girl crimson would be epic, but have you considered a genderless one? o_O

If Three Rings gave you the opportunity to name one of the nine Crimson Order, What would you name him or her?

Gizmo - Everyone's favorite Gremlin.

I hope you are old enough to have seen the movie Gremlins. :D

"If Three Rings gave you the oppurtunity to name one of the nine Crimson Order, what would you name him or her?"

I would name him Warmaster Mechtopia

"If Three Rings gave you the oppurtunity to name one of the nine Crimson Order, what would you name him or her?"

Ziggs DeGroot the master gremlin bomber.

(ok I ran out of ideas lol)

Previous Winners 3/4/12

Lordofnecromancers
Weld

New question 3/5/12

If you got to have a sit down conversation with King Tinkenzar, No fight necessary (unless you start one), What would you say?

I'd tell him about my level ideas. That way, they'd actually be made! Hurrah! Like the idea for a freeze/beast themed city level, or for a dual status level that can be chosen like the 2nd part of Warfare Workshop. Super cool stuff like that.

Question 03/05/12

If you got to have a sit down conversation with King Tinkinzar, No fight necessary (unless you start one), What would you say?

"i have beat Warmaster Seerus more than three times and wearing his mask now..you should let me join Crimson Order to replace him."

if you got to have a sit down conversation with king tinkinzar no fight needed unless you start one what would you say

i would ask him to a duel and beat becoming the new king of the gremilins

If you got to have a sit down conversation with King Tinkenzar, No fight necessary (unless you start one), What would you say?

first I'd ask him to pull his pants up, his crotch is showing. :O
then I'd ask him if he could call off the gremlins, so I can get through the city.

If you got to have a sit down conversation with King Tinkinzar, No fight necessary (unless you start one), What would you say?

Dark-Flare: Mr. Tinkinzar, please, have a seat.
King Tinkinzar: You fool, I am seated. YOU sit down. Grovel at my feet while you are at it.
DF: Ah, no thanks, don't want to wear out the sparkles on my skolver coat.
KT: Gimme some crowns.
DF: What? Why?
KT: I wanna craft a jelly scratcher. I hear it makes explosions.
DF: Uh, that's a slime slasher not a "jelly scratcher..."
KT: Ok gimme some mist energy for my jello spreader.
DF: Well, you can't trade mist ener- wait, didn't you want crowns?
KT: What? I am a king. I already have a crown.
DF: Well I... wait why do you need a slime slasher? You are the king of gremlins!
KT: nonononono NO. I want to make a rock jelly.
DF: Whaaat? WTF are you talking abou-
KT: Gimme some crowns.
DF: ... I don't think you need crowns to make a-
KT: I want an exploding gel shaver.
DF: ... (uses faust self curse to commit suicide)
KT: (looking down) You are supposed to face the floor when groveling, not the ceiling.

Summary: King Tinkinzar is not a gremlin. He is a troll.

If you got to have a sit down conversation with King Tinkenzar, No fight necessary (unless you start one), What would you say?

Your royal gremliness, your evilness has spread out throughout the clockworks, your minions always in hard work, and although your physical face has never shown, it always shone it's glory. Now, I challenge. I, Supermind Power, conqueror of darkness, ruler of jellies, has challenged you to craft, a machine, that so powerful, powerful enough to shut down the whole almirian kingdom, and killing, torturing the king of undeads, vanaduke. I, as a spiral knight, has proved that no gremlins has been smart enough to fulfill this challenge. Although gremlins are notorious for their crafting abilities, none of those, even the most brightess, has failed. Gremlin is just a fail mutation, a monster. They may seem to be powerful, in reality, they are fragile. Come, and die. Don't try to hide in clockworks, come, and we shall see.

Question of the day

If you got to have a sit down conversation with King Tinkenzar, No fight necessary (unless you start one), What would you say?

Well, I'd probably ask him why he puts up with all the Knights. He should just suicide or something. I mean, the Knights invaded Cradle, and decided to also invade Tinkinzar's Clockworks and kill everyone in there in order to get to the Core for their own selfish needs. No one ever did anything to the Knights, yet they seem intent on killing everything in (literally) Cradle. I feel really sad for the Gremlin Empire... they have to resort to using little kids (knockers, jesters, jokers, etc) to fend off the Knights. Just shows you how deperate they are... and think of all those little Gremlins who have no parents because they were killed by Knight or Gremlins missing limbs from Knight attacks and are crippled for life or all those people who have lost someone to the Knights... :( I feel very guilty now about playing Spiral Knights.

To feel more guilty, please visit my new story The Core Wars and find the chapter where Kozma and some others try to negotiate with King TInkinzar.

Oh, btw you spelled Tinkinzar's name wrong. So this question should technically be unanswerable.

"If you got to have a sit down conversation with King Tinkenzar, No fight necessary (unless you start one), What would you say?"

King Tinkinzar*

JUST GIVE US THE GODDAMN ENERGY SOURCE IN THE CORE ALREADY.

IF YOU WANT US OUT OF HERE, THEN WHY NOT GIVE THE GREAT ENERGY SOURCE TO US AND LET US POWER UP THE SKYLARK AND HAPPILY HEAD HOME?!

Sorry for raising my voice, but that's why we're trying to get to the core in the first place.

If you got to have a sit down conversation with King Tinkinzar, No fight necessary (unless you start one), What would you say?

Stuff like this:
-Can I stand up? I have butthurt.
-I can haz Mecha army?
-So why Seerus so seerus?
-Wanna spar? /sharpens sword
-I AM BEO-*cough* PSYCHODESTROYER!

If you got to have a sit down conversation with King Tinkenzar, No fight necessary (unless you start one), What would you say?

I'd ask him why he made the clockworks.

I dun want to type question stuff.

"Hi. Yes, this is Patrick. No, this is dog. Wrong, this is Sparta."

That is all.

Previous Winners 3/5/12

Dark-Flare
Ebonysword

New question 3/6/12

If Knights had any form of vehicle, what would you imagine they be like?
Spiral Knights have, swords, classic. Spira Knights have shield, classic. Spiral Knights have Helmets and armor, classic. Basically everything needs to relate back to knights in the middle ages (although the bomb and gun doesn't make sense, like they should have archers instead.) So if I need to say what vechile do knights use, it's a horse or a horse carriage (OF COURSE).

Question 03/06/12

If Knights had any form of vehicle, what would you imagine they be like?

They should ride segways, because everyone knows they're awesome forms of transportation. I mean can you imagine dashing into battle on one of those things? Think of the fear and terror a knight would strike into the hearts of their foes!

If Knights had any form of vehicle, what would you imagine they be like?

They'd ride on Greavers. Yes. We shall train them, and teach them to swoop down on our enemies the way they swoop down on us now, and it shall be glorious, because we will have their OP-ness on our side for once! THE CLOCKWORKS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME.

"If Knights had any form of vehicle, what would you imagine they be like?"

I'd see Knights riding on Trojan's backs. You could then easily charge into battle and have the Trojan slam its blade into every monster in the level.
Since you'd be riding on the Trojan's back, he would be untouchable - he wouldn't have an Achilles's heel.
However, the Trojan could occasionally shock you when it powers up itself :|

I would ask him to duel and then take all his cool new/different armor and weapons for myself.
So basically all I would do is ask to duel.

Like this: xD Happy land

http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/274735/274735,12820…

If Knights had any form of vehicle, what would you imagine they be like?

Well, knights use two forms of transportation: Walking/ running (at your discretion) or riding elevators. So vehicles? They obviously ride around elevators on wheels. (Trust me, rush hour in haven 13 is terrible... always have a thwack hammer handy in case you don't have enough energy to make the elevator run)

If Knights had any form of vehicle, what would you imagine they be like?

Motorcycles just like the ones that people play children's card games on in Yugioh 5d's.

Giant lichen colony! Though I'm probably heavily influenced by Incoherrant! Sorry for short-ness, I'm on my phone.

Update: http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z121/Mazzelh/LichenRide.png
My reference lol <3

Previous Winners 3/6/12

Vifig
Wenkuang

New Question 3/7/12

sorry for taking so long, technical difficulties!

~Question 3/7/12

Right before last updates. Will warn Boost of his future and get rid of Kozma.
Then, I hope that after saving his life, Boost can tell me his secret to have unlimited keys and slot upgrades for selling.

"If you had a time machine, where would you go first?"

Anywhere except the very moment I activated the time machine. Wouldn't want to get stuck in an endless loop :D

"If you had a time machine, where would you go first?"

The future.

Where I'll probably be in college and when it actually forces me to study.
(I never study ATM XD)

3/7/12

"If you had a time machine, where would you go first?"

Shouldn't it be when would you go first? You don't travel through space with a time machine. You use a car for that. You travel through time with a time machine. So you'd be travel to somewhen, not somewhere.

Once again, another grammercal fail by Kuger. XP JK.

In all seriousness, I'd probably travel to... before the SKylark crashed onto tha planet Cradle, and warn them of the breakage of whatever broke. Then they could fix and and prevent the deaths of millions of Knights and Gremlins and the such like.

But then this game wouldn't exist, and I wouldn't be typing this in the future because there would be no Spiral knights.

Unless they decided to make an emergency landing on Cradle, but landing blew up the ship and shot all the pods into the air and for some reason all the Knigths were sleeping in their pods. Then they'd wake up and fight their way to the Core and this game wouldexist and I would be answering this question and...

Mobius strip time loop. XP

If you had a time machine, Where would you go first?

INTO THE FUTURE! Then I'll time travel back and show the world how awesome it's going to be... for a price.

If you had a time machine, where would you go first?

BACK TO THE FUTURE.

If you had a time machine, where would you go first?

I would go to April 5th 2063 and see if we have first contact with Vulcans.

If you had a time machine, where would you go first?

Personally, I would go to the time the girl I like still talk to me. I mean now she really hate me and wouldn't even answer my messages. Then, I will warn myself (In the past) so that he (me) don't do what I did and if he follow my advise he will be happier than me, and probably create a new future, and probably distorts the present, and everything went wrong, so the end of the world needs to happen, and everyone hated me because i ended the world, mostly people who just got Fang of Vog, because they wasted 100000000 CE just to defeat Vanaduke. Plus, I can't go back because the Time Machine is destroyed when the end of the world happens.

Previous Winners 3/7/12

Supermind
Lordofnecromancers

New Question 3/8/12

Question 03/08/12

It suddenly starts raining meatballs. Reaction?

NOM! FOOD FEST!!!! :DD Someone hand over the hot sauce!

It suddenly starts raining meatballs. Reaction?

What? The weatherman said it'd rain chicken nuggets today! Lousy prediction maker...

I was all set with the barbecue sauce, too, but no, now I have to prepare spaghetti.

go and yell at every charity i just wasted money on trying to cure world hunger.
also go buy all the spagetti and sell it for a ridiculously high price }:D because i'm evil and stuff!

It suddenly starts raining meatballs. Reaction?
oh i cant breath smething stuck in my throat HELP!!!

Question 3/8/12

WTH is this thing you call 'meatball'? Can I make a rare weapon with it?

"It suddenly starts raining meatballs. Reaction?"

Run for the hills! Seriously, it hurts. It's even worse than hail because of squelchy stuff due to the previous rain- unless it is snowing. in that case I'd go hide...somewhere.

if it start raining meatballs reaction?

easy . save the world before the meatballs get jumo size and kill the scuores

03/08/12 Question: "It suddenly starts raining meatballs. Reaction?"

Meh, I'll pass. I'm alergic.

I rish inside my house make some chef-boyardee and put it up to the sky... or do somehting like they did in "Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs"... omg that is very close to that, I suppose I would flee before the Gummybears attack...

It suddenly starts raining meatballs. Reaction? 3/8/12

I would be happy for people who have nothing to eat. No more hunger around the world!. If someone or something(mother nature) made it happen, he/she/it was sure as heck not thinking about VEGETERIANS.

It suddenly starts raining meatballs. Reaction?

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GODAMMIT KUGER I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO STOP SLIPPING 'DREAM-JUICE' IN MY SPAGHETTI!!

Sheesh....you never get tired of that, do you?