Thu, 03/08/2012 - 20:59
#1751
3/8/12
It suddenly starts raining meatballs. Reaction?
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Thu, 03/08/2012 - 21:03
#1752
Wheee
It starts raining meatballs. Whats ur reaction?
YES MEATBALL PARTY! *noms all the meatballs* well, at least ppl can have food all the time now! No ones goin hungreh! TYL
Thu, 03/08/2012 - 21:52
#1753
3/8/12
I notice it's Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs.
Thu, 03/08/2012 - 22:07
#1754
Previous Winners
Previous Winners 3/8/12
Psychodestroyer
Irou-Knight
New question 3/9/12
Thu, 03/08/2012 - 22:22
#1755
What Datk Ritual?
I wouldn't crash it, like he did te Skylark. ;)
Thu, 03/08/2012 - 23:13
#1756
3/9/12
What would you do if you were invited aboard the ship of Cap'n Cleaver? 3/9/12
Considering Bigfootm's observation about Cap'n Cleaver's tendencies to crash ships, I would tell Cap'n Cleaver to fix the [)@^^N black screen glitch that if for some miraculous reason a manage to fix, it then causes the floors to go black and my armour diappears! (Irou_Knight regains composure), I would then wave good bye and jump off the ship before it is too late...
Fri, 03/09/2012 - 02:13
#1757
3/09/12
What would you do if you were invited aboard the ship of Cap'n Cleaver?
!
/Walk up to him.
Me: "So, what are you doing?"
Him: /looks at me. "No, what ARRE ye doing?"
"What are you doing?"
"No! What ARRE ye doing!?"
"What are you doing!?"
"NO! What ARRE ye doing!?"
"What are you doing!?"
"NO! WHAT AR-"
Random guy: "SILENCE TH' LOT OF YE! TO THE DECKS AND START SCRUBBIN' W'TH YE!"
Him: "WHO do ye think yo-oh forget it."
Me: "..."
"..."
Him: /to RG: "Shut up and go clean the head."
RG: /mutters nervously "Yessir right away sir..."
Fri, 03/09/2012 - 01:48
#1758
03/09/12
What would you do if you were invited aboard the ship of Cap'n Cleaver?
I would be like... what is this... Is it really... OMG REALLY!?!!?
Lets get going.... NAO! :3
Fri, 03/09/2012 - 06:11
#1759
03/09/12
What would you do if you were invited aboard the ship of Cap'n Cleaver?
No thanks, I'm seasick (who is Cap'n Cleaver anyway??)
Fri, 03/09/2012 - 13:34
#1760
03/09/12
What would you do if you were invited aboard the ship of Cap'n Cleaver?
I would have the most radical cut and dice party ever. I would sing from the masks with knife in hand slashing and stabbing. It would be a total cut up.
Fri, 03/09/2012 - 16:48
#1761
Like Bigfootm and Irou said...
I would turn down the offer because I would probably die in a crash like milions of knights did that fatefull day... (moment of silence)
(/moment of silence)
Fri, 03/09/2012 - 16:48
#1762
3/9/12
"What would you do if you were invited aboard the ship of Cap'n Cleaver?"
I didn't know about Cap'n Cleaver, but then I ate some oranges and it was k.
I'd ask him everything about OOO's history, how he founded OOO, and the development of Spiral Knights.
I'd also throw in a ton of suggestions for Spiral Knights.
Fri, 03/09/2012 - 17:52
#1763
"What would you do if you
"What would you do if you were invited aboard the ship of Cap'n Cleaver?"
Mutiny. SK needs some newer staff that have good ideas for SK.
IGN: Blitzman
Fri, 03/09/2012 - 20:19
#1764
3/9/12
"What would you do if you were invited aboard the ship of Cap'n Cleaver?"
I'd ask "Where's the internet? I need to play Spiral Knights"
Fri, 03/09/2012 - 22:32
#1765
Previous winners
Previous winners 3/9/12
Bigfootm
Psychodestroyer
New question 3/10/12
Fri, 03/09/2012 - 22:39
#1766
3/10/12
If Wolvers had the ability to speak, What would you imagine they say?
"Yarf arf!"
...
What? You said they had the ability to speak, not that they could actually speak English already.
Fri, 03/09/2012 - 22:43
#1767
Question 03/10/12
If Wolvers
Question 03/10/12
If Wolvers had the ability to speak, What would you imagine they say?
Bacon? Bacon?! Gotta get that bacon! Cripsy bacon crunchy bacon! There in that bag! It's bacon! NUM NUM NUM!
Sat, 03/10/2012 - 03:53
#1768
If Wolvers had the ability to
If Wolvers had the ability to speak, What would you imagine they say?
Anser:Cant believe u guys make clothes frm my hide.We are abt to be extinct .
Sat, 03/10/2012 - 10:38
#1769
3/10/12
If Wolvers had the ability to speak, What would you imagine they say?
(read as if hyped up on caffeine)
"Ooh hey, there's this guy over there! Hello guy! Wanna see something cool? I can bite things! NOM NOM NOM. What's that you're holding? My teeth are SOOOO sharp... Burrowing is fun! I'm gonna bite you cuz that's what I'm supposed to do! Rawr! I've met the Snarbolax, have you? Oh no, you've got some sort of pokey pokey stick! Don't hit me please? No, no, NOOOOOoooooooo..."*dies*
Sat, 03/10/2012 - 05:14
#1770
3/10/12
"If Wolvers had the ability to speak, what would you imagine they say?"
In Tier 1-
"Ouuucccchhhhh"
In Tier 2-
"I'll bite y-Ouch!"
In Tier 3-
"I shall bite you for you cannot match me. Wait, wha-AAAUUUUGGGGHHHHHH"
The Snarbolax-
"RAWR. How dare you kill all my people. I shall revenge. Arf arf!" *bell rings* "Ouuuoouououuuoooouuou" *stops being stunned* "Why you... I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS AAARRRGGGHHH" *bell rings* "o...uu.u..oo..o.u..o.u.o...u.o...u...u.u.o...o.o.o..." *defeated*
And the Knight fighting them all-
"Well....That's boring."
Sat, 03/10/2012 - 07:24
#1771
3/10/12
If Wolvers had the
3/10/12
If Wolvers had the ability to speak...
Wolver: "Hey, you got any ribs?"
Me: *Checks arsenal* "Nope sorry."
Wolver: "Not the food kind of ribs, the KNIGHT kind of ribs!"
Me: *Checks arsenal again* "What is knight ribs?"
Wolver: "Here I'll show you"
Me: *Holds out the bag for the Wolver*
Wolver: "Slaps the bag away with his paw and starts chasing me*
Why did you have to ask Kuger? :P
Sat, 03/10/2012 - 09:43
#1772
What would wolvers say?
Wolvers seem very hyper so...
"ooo,abone,igotdahbone... hidedahbonehidedahboneKNIGHT... imasneakupondatknightDIG...POUNCE,hah,igotdahknightigotdahknight... OHGODasword,DODGEheheheheh,idodgedahswordBUTTERFLY,ooochase,chase,chasedahbutterfly,JUMP... hahahaha,igotdahbutterfly,igotitNOMNOMNOM,byebyebutterfly... WHATSDAT,ohnothin... BUTDATWASSOMETHIN,letsgoseedahsomethin.... FOOD OMNOMNOM... ooo... im... kinda... tired now..." zzzzzzzzzz
Sat, 03/10/2012 - 11:47
#1773
3/10/12
If Wolvers had the ability to speak, What would you imagine they say?
Wolvers: Hey!...Hey!...Hey!... what are you doing here funny looking big headed creatures, didn't you smell the pee stains, this is our territoty, ours.
Knights: Use piercing weapons!
Wolvers: Oh fantastic, first gremlins come to conquer us then you come to kill us for no reason whatsoever, maybe we can team up and... holly $l#*% is that wolver fur you are wearing. RELEASE THE SNARBOLAX AND GUARD THE BELLS!
Sat, 03/10/2012 - 11:55
#1774
if wolvers talked what would they say
om nom nom nom omm nom
Sat, 03/10/2012 - 15:39
#1775
03/10/12
If Wolvers had the ability to speak, What would you imagine they say?
All I know is... they would most likely swear and stuff because that's what people do when they get killed by them. Those are the word they mostly hear so those are the only they know... except for 'woof' and 'arf'
Sat, 03/10/2012 - 20:02
#1776
3/10/12
If Wolvers had the ability to speak, What would you imagine they say?
"Let's play tag! Hahaha can't catch me and my teleporting! Tag you're it- wait, you didn't tell me your arm could come off..."
Sat, 03/10/2012 - 22:50
#1777
3/10/12
If wolvers had the ability to speak, what would you imagine they say?
Wolver: Hello... testing testing one two three
Knight: AGHHH A TALKING WOLVER *fainted*
Wolver: Hmm... easy kill
Sun, 03/11/2012 - 01:52
#1778
Previous Winners
Previous Winners 3/10/12
Mirei
Isekuube
New Question 3/11/12
Sun, 03/11/2012 - 03:05
#1779
3/10/12
If suddenly you were asked a question you could not answer, What would you do?
Look through the QotD history. The question in question should have been asked at some point, so all I gotta do is find the right answer.
Also, just noticed the # points at the bottom of your OP.
My reactions are as follows:
#rockethammersrock: /Eyeroll What, did you expect them to water?
#seerusismyluver: A) Ew. B)You cannot be seerus.
Sun, 03/11/2012 - 03:11
#1780
03/11/12
If suddenly you were asked a question you could not answer, What would you do?
I'd say... Ask that hobo down the street. *points to a random guy down the street* Him
Sun, 03/11/2012 - 03:13
#1781
If suddenly you were asked a
If suddenly you were asked a question you could not answer, What would you do?
I would ask a question about the question for example,What is a Question?
Sun, 03/11/2012 - 03:25
#1782
If suddenly you were asked a
If suddenly you were asked a question you could not answer, What would you do?
I would chew it over with Twix. I have plenty of Twix.
Sun, 03/11/2012 - 04:33
#1783
03/11/12
If suddenly you we asked a question you could not answer, What would you do?
Hmmm... do you just get that question from Kuger's Questions of the day? Oh wait, maybe you are Kuger!
Sun, 03/11/2012 - 05:40
#1784
3/11/12
"If suddenly you were asked a question you could not answer, what would you do?"
First I would look around the area to see if the answer was hidden in the cracks of the floor/ground or the wall if there were one, then I would rage because I couldn't find the answer, and finally smile and come up with an answer that is totally unrelated to the question. Then I would rage again because it wasn't right and walk away, then come back and ask you a question, so easy that you would answer it immediately. I would rage for a third time and go play Spiral Knights since it's the answer to everything.
Sun, 03/11/2012 - 06:40
#1785
QOD 03/11/12
I'd follow protocol.
No witnesses.
Sun, 03/11/2012 - 10:33
#1786
3/11/12
If suddenly you were asked a question you could not answer, What would you do?
Well, frigbuckets. The ironic part of this is that I don't know what I'd do, therefore making this the question I cannot answer. Hmph.
Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:18
#1787
Answer to question 3/11/12
If suddenly you were asked a question you could not answer, What would you do?
It depends on the question.
If I didn't know the answer I would lie to look smart :D
If I knew the answer, but didn't want to say it, I would lie to avoid trouble (because if I didn't want to say the answer something bad would happen if I did say it) :(
Sun, 03/11/2012 - 13:06
#1788
If you were asked a question you could not answer, what would yo
Well.
It matters what the question is. If it was a question asking why I have such long hair, I would say I like it like that.
But if the question was asking why I am a kleptomaniac who has a looooooong history of violence, I would say I liked to smell new merchandice I stole.
If you asked why I am telling you this, I would knock you out. 'nuff said.
Sun, 03/11/2012 - 13:19
#1789
If suddenly you were asked a
If suddenly you were asked a question you could not answer, What would you do?
Do the American Politician thing. Evade like a boss.
Sun, 03/11/2012 - 13:25
#1790
3/11/12 A question I could not answer...
I do not like this question, because that is impossible, I know EVERYTHING I could tell you how the world was formed, who invented the Klondike Bar, hehe sorry good memories from that jail cell for harrasing the Klondike Bar guy, and I could tell you what the Hamburger you're eating is made out of YES YES I KNOW YOU'RE EATING A HAMBURGER! It's made out of *STATIC*. Ok, now you know!
Sun, 03/11/2012 - 15:22
#1791
what would i do if i were asked a question i couldnt answer?
id break a window. in response the person would obviously ask "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!!!" this would be a much easier question to answer, and i would simply respond "that fly on it was askin for a beat down, and i didnt want to deny him his wish."
after they rage at me, they will have forgotten said unanswerable question, and i would be free to go.
Sun, 03/11/2012 - 23:01
#1792
Previous Winners
Previous Winners 3/11/12
Hepolis
Remiliaoftheearth
New Question 3/12/12
P.S... Check main post for special announcement!
Sun, 03/11/2012 - 23:21
#1793
3/12/12
How many knights does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Depends how many it takes to look through their inventory only to find they don't have a light bulb, how many go begging 'lightbulb giv plz' and how many it takes to figure out which way it goes in. (turn direction)
Sun, 03/11/2012 - 23:29
#1794
How many knights does it take
How many knights does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, there are no ceilings for which to screw one in.
Mon, 03/12/2012 - 00:49
#1795
3/12/12
How many knights does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Probably all knight! I can't see a thing!
Mon, 03/12/2012 - 01:47
#1796
03/12/12
How many knights does it take to screw in a light bulb?
All it takes.. is me :3
Mon, 03/12/2012 - 01:50
#1797
03/12/12
How many knights does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Legends tell of a knight who will have the mystical ability to screw in lightbulbs...
His coming will usher forth a new era, where knights carry their own light source and nobody will fear such levels as Candlestick Keep. We shall pave the way with our screwed-in lightbulbs all the way to the core, and we shall learn that for the core to be opened, one must screw in a lightbulb...
Unfortunately, the legendary knight will only come to get the Spiral Sallet for TF2. Better luck next time, folks!
Mon, 03/12/2012 - 10:56
#1798
how many knights
how many knights would it take to unscrew a lightbulb? It is impossible they are on a pc lol
Mon, 03/12/2012 - 11:17
#1799
Answer to question 3/12/12
How many knights does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, as knights use fires or those purple-ish sticks for light ;)
Mon, 03/12/2012 - 12:15
#1800
Answer
Question 03/12/12
How many knights does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1 it's knight ferchrisake.