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Question 03/12/12

How many knights does it take to screw in a light bulb?
0. We like to play in the dark.

"How many knights does it take to screw in a light bulb?"

None. We use candles.
And what happens if you don't use candles...
...you get eaten alive by Grimalkins.

How many knights does it take to screw in a light bulb?

The real question is, How long will it take for a gremlin to come along and deconstruct it again?

3/12/12

How many knights does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Lightbulbs would kill us.

We're knights. Knight=night. Lightblub+night=artificial daytime. night+artificial daytime=no night. no night+knight=no Knights.
tee hee hee.

How many knights does it take to screw in a light bulb?

103. This is because the Striker will screw it up with a Voltedge, the Guardian to shield the blast, the Recon to sneak into the AH to sneak out a Plasma Cell, and 100 spectators since this is happening in a lockdown match.

How many knights does it take to screw in a light bulb?

none, have you not seen it is always daytime.

Previous Winners 3/12/12

Dark-Flare
Skyber

New question 3/13/12

(Why yes, I am a gremlin now.)

If a Gremlin walked up to you and started speaking in the Gremlin Language, How would you react?

I'm sorry, could you repeat that Kuger? I didn't quite understand that.

If a Gremlin walked up to you and started speaking in the Gremlin Language, How would you react?

"Wib wob gwarbaderb spizug chumble fwig larf. Shibell wiflat. Meegle yuspet, ferig kurat dize boovaw gura."

I'd grab the gremlin and drag him to someone who can translate.
I'd probably try Punch or Vise first.
If that doesn't work I'd take the gremlin to Emberlight and ask Gracken.
If both of those fail, I'll drag the gremlin through Operation Crimson Hammer and ask Warmaster Seerus to translate.

If that fails I'd probably kidnap one of the menders, since they seem to speak SpiralKnightanese.

11/09/2011

"If you were given 10,000 CE, how would you spend it?"

Well, ill dress maself up in a fine suit of coat made with genuine Snarbloax coat and get a Gran Fauts. Then i will get a Graviton Vortex, a Senenza, an Acheron then i will finely knocked on every boss door, and proudly proclaim maself as the bringer of doom. Then i will slaughter them with their mouths hanging open and proceed to go to the AH and started boasting about it. I might then go around and randomly give rare mats or weapons to random people.

Sincerely,
Bringer of Doom( I gotta get familiar with the name :P)

"If a Gremlin walked up to you and started speaking in the Gremlin Language, How would you react?"

First of all, you state you are now a gremlin yourself,(1), and i can still understand what you are saying, knowing that i am a knight.
Then, YOU also say that the gremlin language is not decipherable and is completely beyond OUR ability to understand, so that means you still consider yourself as being a knight, but also consider that you have recently become a gremlin, which means you have probably used a potion that transforms you into a semi-gremlin, allowing you to understand their language and still allowing knights to understand you, since you are also still a knight.
So, answering your question, i would pm you in game and ask you for a small portion of that potion you are using, so i could temporarily understand the gremlin, and then i would talk to the gremlin, and finally after a long conversation i would add the gremlin to my friends list.

(1) - "(Why yes, I am a gremlin now.)"
(2) - "(The gremlin language is not decipherable, it is completely beyond our ability to understand)"

=/ ... =D ... XD

i would Answer the gremlin:zyxw vu tsrq ponm lkji hgfe dcba ya gremlin!"
And then say i cant talk gremlinish which is proof im a knight.
and because im a knight i grip my Leviathan Blade(5* calibur ) and kill that gremlin

nice comment noodle brain! =)

how many knights it takes to screw in a light bulb?
6
1,leutenant feron,4,a full party of knights.
leutenant feron comes with you at operation crimson hammer and you should come with a full party of knights,at operation crimson hammer there is 5 lights with minerals on them in some point.4 pressing attack=1 mineral cut and picked.
and leutenant feron will use his leviathan blade to cut out the light bulb.
and another 1 to hammer it back it with a warmaster rocket hammer charge attack.

Question 03/13/12

If a Gremlin walked up to you and started speaking in the Gremlin Language, How would you react?
(The gremlin language is not decipherable, it is completely beyond our ability to understand)
take out my Faust and say DA sux I totally disagree

I would do the gremlin laugh, of course! :D That little shared mischievous cackle would unite us as blood brothers for life! Never mind that I'm a girl, since I believe as long as the gremlin is unidentified or male, the term would still be 'brothers' XD

If a Gremlin walked up to me and started speaking in the Gremlin Language, How would I react?
- Well, since i cannot talk to it, i will do a silly dance to try and communicate, trying to find out that it really just wants to thwack me in the head.

i would say same to you sir then i can either insult or compliment them at the same time

If a Gremlin walked up to me and started speaking in the Gremlin. . .

I would make like a socially awkward penguin (Or Chromalisk) by pretending to understand and smile and nod, hoping it didn't ask me a question.

"If a Gremlin walked up to you and started speaking in the Gremlin Language, How would you react?"

I would attempt to imitate their language.

3/13/12

"If a Gremlin walked up to you and started speaking in the Gremlin Language, How would you react?"

I'd say, :This mailbox is full. Please try again at another time. Please leave a message after the beep. *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*" and the beep triggers a bomb which blows the gremlin up. XP

"If a Gremlin walked up to you and started speaking in the Gremlin Language, How would you react?"

I'd get out my magnus and start shooting it up while screaming NO HABLO ESPANOL!!!!!

If a gremlin walked up to you and started talking, how would you react?

Id nod and then walk away. Then id turn around,shoot him with a Sentenza and have a troll face. Yeah. Troll face. Then id say "Problem?"

Previous Winners 3/13/12

Sol-Xii
Mosscentedidge

New question 3/14/12

Today is Pi(e) Day! What's awesome about Pi(e)?
(Today is 3/14, 3.14 = Pi. Answer question as Pi or Pie, your choice)

Cakes are lies. Pies are second best.

I love second bests.

Doesn't make sense you say?

Pi IS IRRATIONAL.

3/14/12

Today is Pi(e) Day! What's awesome about Pi(e)?
(Today is 3/14, 3.14 = Pi. Answer question as Pi or Pie, your choice)

Nothing, it's all a ruse to get people to crave pie and we all know that pie doesn't exist.
The cake is a fake, and the pie is a lie.

Today is Pi(e) Day! What's awesome about Pi(e)?

It's long, its nice, and its hard and tasty.

;3

"Today is Pi(e) Day! What's awesome about Pi(e)?"

Well, yesterday i read an article about the golden ratio and Phi, (which equals 1.618) - geometrically, the golden ratio can be obtained by dividing a line into two parts, in such a way that the shorter part is to the longer, as the longer is to the whole: in both cases this ratio is one to Phi.
Phi is a number with magical properties, just like Pi is, and all over nature you can finds it's trace, as for example, any point on the Nautilus (1) growth spiral is Phi times further from the centre than the point directly below it. Awesome, isn't it?

Now, i know what would be awesome about P(h)i(e)! What if you could not only find the spelling similarities between these, but you could also connect these in real life?! Awesome. So, gonna try right now! *goes get a pie and a ruler*
Pie - amazing and delicious as Pi and Phi =D
Pi - can be found by dividing the perimeter of the pie by 2 times it's own radius =O
Phi - can't seem to find any mathematical connections with the pie i had here for measures...owww...and why is that? cause while you were reading all this...I GOT HUNGRY!!!

=/...XD

(1) - a Nautilus is the common name given to several species of cephalopods that live inside a snail-like shell. The reference above is about the grouth of the shell.

All the information about Phi you just read was taken from the 3rd page of this article: http://www.pantheism.net/pan/Pan9.pdf

Question 03/14/12

Today is Pi(e) Day! What's awesome about Pi(e)?
(Today is 3/14, 3.14 = Pi. Answer question as Pi or Pie, your choice)
if u throw it at smeones face it like....its just......funny!!!

Today is Pi(e) Day! What's awesome about Pi(e)?

I'm not so sure myself. I tried baking Pi, but all I got was a really burnt 3.14159265358.

I'm not sure about Pi(e) either, but I haven't tried baking that. Maybe I should try baking 8.53973422 instead, then...

(haha, I know my mathematicals.)

"Today is Pi(e) Day! What's awesome about Pi(e)?"

It's awesome because it's 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...and it still continues on endlessly.

Edit: The forums can't handle that much awesome - Coriolis

stuff about pi the pi sign looks like a table that is walking around
stuff about pie you can make a pie with the pi sign on it and it still tastes good and it is evil pi because math is evil

"Today is Pi(e) Day! What's awesome about Pi(e)?"

Very simple, we get to eat it! :D

the awsome thing about pie is that pie is the universal peace dessert and all love it! (if it is made correctly)

Today is pie day! What is so awesome about pie, you ask?

Just ask my good Devilite friends.
The process in making it together is the best part!

Ingredients of the Notorious Fiend Pie:

1/2 Phial of Fear

10 Brimstone

5 Forbidden Fruit (Or maybe we'll follow the rules for once and leave it out, it is forbidden)

1 pound of ground Shadow Steel

20 Dark Shards
and

A Mug of Misery to force it down. I mean, to help you savour the "delicious meal".

(One tip in making the Devilite a la shadow steel, Firebranders cannot cook when working overtime.)
You can now all make me a pie!

What, you won't? I hope you like working overtime. . .

"Today is Pi(e) Day! What's awesome about Pi(e)?"
- The thing that's awesome about pi is that if you had that many pies, it would take pi hours to eat all those pies, so in other words, about 3 hours and 10 minutes

You can measure your pie with pi.

3/14/12

"Today is Pi(e) Day! What's awesome about Pi(e)?"

Everything. Most awesome # in the world, got infinite digits, 3.14 backwards is PIE, today is also Einstein's birthday, pie tasts great, and they're great for splutting people with.

Today is Pi(e) Day! What's awesome about Pi(e)?

Me. I make those pies awesome.

Today is Pi(e) Day! What's awesome about Pi(e)?

Pi is the longest number which according to my calculator is 3.141592654.

Previous Winners 3/14/12

Lordofnecromancers
Rouge-Rogue

New question 3/15/12

Where's the ultimate vacation spot on Cradle?

The Jempire Guild Hall.

:D

Where's the ultimate vacation spot on Cradle?

Candlestick Keep! Visit it! It's full of sunshine, fun, and happiness! Munch on some delicious jelly cubes while you're there! It's amazingly wonderful!

*looks at notecards*

Whoops, mixed that up with Aurora Isles. I hope those tourists that just left turn out okay...

Where's the ultimate vacation spot on Cradle?

...............

.......................

!?!?!?!?!?!?

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN ASK THAT!?

WHY!?

WHY DO YOU EVEN HAVE TO ASK THAT!? IT'S LIKE ASKING WHICH IS THE WEAKEST WEAPON IN SPIRAL KNIGHTS HISTORY IS!

YOU REALLY DON'T KNOW!?

REALLY!?

THE READY ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well i think the Ironclaw Munitions Factory it is completely climate controlled and they have free electricity and running water

Where's the ultimate vacation spot on Cradle?
...
haven. the roof of the auction house.

Auction house, haven 1. that is, if you want a party... :)

Probably, No definetly Firestorm Citadel. Umm, yeah try to explain that to my wife... in the background a voice yells: "HONEY! I told you we are NOT going to kill Vanaduke, I still haven't gotten the ashes of my Radiant Silvermail from the last time you dragged us there on our anniversary!" "Yes dear..." I reply

EDIT: Woohoo! I started a new page! (Congrats on 38 pages! And I have to say it's an honour to start the new page!)

"Where's the ultimate vacation spot on Cradle?"
-Well, i would say jelly palace, i mean, unlimited royal jelly spawning right onto me through an even bigger jelly? Get some peanut butter and you're set for months :D