A new kind of roleplaying game
Fri, 12/20/2013 - 23:17
#252
All fire will break loose.
Soteka looks at the mushroom, then pulls it and follows behind Swag God.
Sat, 12/21/2013 - 07:26
#253
Swag IS a virtue
"You fool! That was an anti-swag mushroom! Now I'm going to-ACK"
Swag god explodes viscerally.
Sat, 12/21/2013 - 07:55
#254
All fire will break loose.
Soteka burns the mushroom and throws the ashes at Pipipi, who is still narrating. "Okay, no more weird mushrooms for you."
Sat, 12/21/2013 - 08:11
#255
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
Before you burn it, I stop you and say "You fool, that's not a anti-swag mushroom, look at it"
the mushroom is attached to a person's head, more specificly, a PLANT person's head
Sun, 12/22/2013 - 06:37
#256
All shell will break loose.
"Gah!" I throw the mushroom, along with the plant person, onto the ground. "Pipipi, What The Underwhirled?" (Yes, that is my new phrase for hell)
Sun, 12/22/2013 - 08:15
#257
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
it's too late, I already left, besides, the nukes are going to explode...
/looks at watch
...in one minute...
/watches castle suddenly explode and crimupption spores fly everywhere
...er, second
The plant creature wakes up from the noise th...
"Who are you?" said the plant creature
I'm the narrator
"Floran not like narratorsss, Floran KILL," said the Floran
ok...
Sun, 12/22/2013 - 09:18
#258
All shell will break loose.
Soteka is poking at Swag God's remains. "He can just rebuild the castle when he wakes up. Also," He picks up Floran by the mushroom. "Mushroom are fun-gis, not a plants. *shoves it in Pipipi's face* So how is this a plant creature?"
Sun, 12/22/2013 - 09:32
#259
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
The Floran stabs you with a sword to make you drop him
"Floran hatess you now, Floran like ussing spotted thingss asss hatss" said the Floran
Mon, 12/23/2013 - 17:52
#260
...
I swear I already introduced this character, but the character stats cannot be viewed anymore.
So, this is his stats and stuff to remember for you guys.
Name: Zekrua
Health: INFINITE!(seriously, his HP is infinite and he cannot be killed)
Defense: Infinite
Race: Ancient robot
Gear:
God Zweihander(only he can handle it with one hand)
Ultra Polaris
Ultra Vaporizer
Ultra Shield
Ultra Helm
Ultra Platemail
Ultra Greaves
Ultra Stompers
Details
4 arms(he has the quad-armed Ultra Platemail)
Larger limbs than any living life form here
Excellent hearing(even silent beings that make no noise can be heard by him)
Sight range: Doesn't really matter, even if he could only see an inch away from his face, he still has security cameras everywhere linked to his robotic brain.
Smelling: He can smell a sausage on a grill from infinite range(the sausage having no smell at all)
Weapon stats:
God Zweihander
ATK: Infinite
Durability: Infinite
Weight: Enough to make anyone but ancient robots have to wield it with 2 hands.
Ultra Polaris
ATK: Infinite
Durability: Infinite
Weight: Light enough that you can carry it with your foot without falling over(unless you can't stand on one foot and not fall over).
Ultra Vaporizer
ATK: Enough fire damage to vaporize you, even if you are immune to fire damage and heat damage.
Durability: Shatters after one use, but reforms when it's mid-explosion, and ends up completely repaired right when the person who dropped the bomb there is ready to pick it up
Weight: Heavier than the God Zweihander, yet although any normal person cannot pick it up without help, ancient robots can pick it up without help with one hand.
Ultra shield
Attack: Mainly used for bashing down doors that cannot be sliced, this can deal some SERIOUS damage.
Durability: Infinite, just as usual.
Weight: Only ancient robots can pick this up with one hand. Other things need either help, or 2 hands.
Armor stats(all the same):
Very hard
Can deal serious damage when kicking or slamming into something(damage dealt to the unlucky thing to have an impact with the armor).
Infinite durability.
Facts:
He is the leader of the ancient robots.
He cannot be hacked, unlike other robots.
He cannot be tamed, he will only join you if he wants to.
I am Zekrua(the character that I have been talking about all this long).
I am immune to every single thing, existant or non-existant.
Mon, 12/23/2013 - 17:50
#261
[system] No subject for this post found.
I walk along the ancient streets of Zarkville.
I suddenly get a danger signal on my world comlink(did I say I had one of those?).
"Someone is under attack", my comlink said.
I told it to teleport me where.
Apparently, the giant enderman from the past was attacking a villager.
"I knew this would be a lame villain..." I muttered to myself.
But it wasn't, as the enderman has improved since I had last seen him on my security cameras.
Mega Enderman
HP: 999999999/999999999
Mon, 12/23/2013 - 17:57
#262
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
The magic angry mob comes and kills you instantly with the ban hammer for trying to control someone elses character
The Ender Colossus probally isn't coming back for some time
Mon, 12/23/2013 - 18:18
#263
Nice try.
No, they didn't.
The Ender Colossus came back.
It's just in the Ender, and there are ender villagers that are now constantly being raided by the Ender Colossus.
You aren't even in the ender, and neither are the magic angry mobs.
And,
I am immune to every single thing, existant or non-existant.
And I didn't just control someone else's character.
Mon, 12/23/2013 - 18:24
#264
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
you are right now trying to control the Ender Colossus, it's kinda obvious
the ender colossus teleports to the end, he doesn't like you very much for being a cheater
the ban hammer can one hit kill ANYTHING, no immunity can save you from it
it also can kill you pernamently, but they decided not to
The Ender does not exist
I can control all my characters from anywhere, kinda obvious
Mon, 12/23/2013 - 18:36
#265
Sorry, sir.
I have immunity to everything, and I simply forgot that it was "End", not "Ender".
You actually don't know what the ender colossus really plans, he just follows along you, having his own identity that he does everything he wants on.
Why he does that?
He's evil.
Now can we get back to the game now?
Mon, 12/23/2013 - 18:39
#266
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
I control Ender Colossus, not you
As I said before, no amount of immunity will save you from the ban hammer
You can get back to the game, but you arn't attacking Ender Colossus since he is not there, he is also not attacking villigers
Mon, 12/23/2013 - 18:44
#267
Actually...
I forgot, this was the ender colossus's BROTHER!
BTW I control the ender colossus's bro.
Anyways, let's pretend this never happened, ok?
And did I tell you Vog was my dog?
Every time he loses a tooth I end up getting a Fang of Vog.
Mon, 12/23/2013 - 18:47
#268
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
fine
and what are you talking about I AM VOG (in disguise as a regular wolver)
I am not your pet
Mon, 12/23/2013 - 18:50
#269
Umm, you are not vog.
*pulls out a tooth and it's not a Fang of Vog, nor is it a Tooth of Vog(something I made up, basically a 4* Fang of Vog)*
You aren't Vog, you liar!
Vog is an ancient, and you aren't an ancient!
Mon, 12/23/2013 - 19:00
#270
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
You pulled out your own tooth silly, I'm not gonna let you pull my tooth out though
/takes off diguise to reveal I am vog
Mon, 12/23/2013 - 19:03
#271
Costumes these days...
/unzips zipper to reveal you are a puggle, not vog
(pi cannot say he has any more disguises or costumes on, he simply doesn't, and a puggle is a mix between a beagle and a pug.)
Mon, 12/23/2013 - 19:06
#272
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
you didn't unzip anything, you ziped back up my wolver disguise, silly Sargent
/unzips wolver disguise
Mon, 12/23/2013 - 19:17
#273
LIEZ
And how could you not like being a mix of a pug and a beagle?
Dogs are awesome!
Mon, 12/23/2013 - 19:23
#274
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
I'm not a pug or a beagle
I'm Vog
Tue, 12/24/2013 - 10:04
#275
Actually,
I think you were a mix between a pug, a beagle, AND Vog.
My pet is just Vog though...
Anyways, my pet comes up to you and tackles you then repeatedly licks you(he made friends with you a few nanoseconds ago, therefor he likes you so much that he licks you whenever he sees you unless enemies are near).
Tue, 12/24/2013 - 10:57
#276
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
I'm just Vog too
I lick your pet back with my firey tounge
Tue, 12/24/2013 - 17:36
#277
All shell will break loose.
Wait, when did we start talking about this? I could have sworn PipiVog was with Soteka and Swag God in the Swagg realm.
Tue, 12/24/2013 - 18:04
#278
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
I am where ever I want to be, silly mortals
Thu, 12/26/2013 - 16:19
#279
All end will break loose.
Oh, okay.
"Wait... I sense... Ender Dust? But there shouldn't be Endermen in the Swagg realm, right Swag God?" Soteka looks over to his remains. "Oh yeah."
Sun, 12/29/2013 - 13:30
#280
Ok, I get it...
Maybe my dog isn't vog...
BUT MY DOG IS STILL AN ANCIENT FIRE DOG!
Without him being Vog, I don't have a name figured out...
Anyways, I set my Ultra Vaporizer on Ender Collosus the 2nd's nose, and wait for it to explode.
"Well," I think, "done with him."
Mon, 01/06/2014 - 15:16
#281
All shell will break loose.
How about Voge?
"Well that was easy." Soteka watches the explosion and subsequent vaporization of Ender Collosus the 2nd.
Mon, 01/06/2014 - 15:48
#282
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
"Floran ssstabby," said the Floran as he ran over to the Ender Collosus the 2nd's dead body and starts hitting it with a sword
Sun, 01/12/2014 - 13:39
#283
All shell will break loose.
Should we add a new boss that doesn't get insta-unalived? 'Cuz that was pretty anticlimactic.
"What now?"
Mon, 01/13/2014 - 15:48
#284
here ya go!
suddenly, the castle explodes and a computer lands right in front of Soteka which then turns on and includes a file that is labled "Go in here for the new boss that doesn't die in 2 seconds you wanted"
Thu, 01/16/2014 - 21:27
#285
All shell will break loose.
Oh okay
"Fairly random, but exactly what I asked for." Soteka enters the computer.
Fri, 01/17/2014 - 14:09
#286
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
(I'm assuming you mean the file)
when Soteka clicks on the file to go into it, the screen goes black with a bunch of white words being typed
100010101011100110110
000110101101101110001
101001011101111010101
010101011011010111101
ERROR 0 DETECTED
UNKNOWN DATA DETECTED
SCANNING...
FOUND ---- VIRUSES
CANNOT IDENTIFY VIRUS AMOUNT
SCANNING...
NUMBER NOT RECOGNISED, PLEASE TRY AGAIN
NUMBER NOT RECOGNISED, PLEASE TRY AGAIN
NUMBER NOT RECOGNISED, PLEASE TRY AGAIN
NUMBER NOT RECOGNISED, PLEASE TRY AGAIN
NUMBER NOT RECOGNISED, PLEASE TRY AGAIN
NUMBER NOT RECOGNISED, PLEASE TRY AGAIN
ERROR 0 DETECTED
SCANNING DATA BINARY
UNKNOWN BINARY FOUND
-
EXTRACTING...
The computer screen turns into a bunch of static, even though it's not a tv or anything, on the screen it says this:
MISSINGNO
The left side of the computer bursts open and out comes a block of error
After that, the right side is then burst out too by error
Then, the whole computer bursts into a giant block of error and bugs
The error says
MISSINGNO
MISSINGNO
SCANNING...
UNKNOWN ERROR DETECTED
SCANNING SURROUNDINGS...
4 ENTITYS DETECTED
SCANNING ENTITYS...
53287 VIRUSES DETECTED
MUST ELIMINATE VIRUSES
Parts of Missingno suddenly turn into guns with no logical explanation and shoot bullets that keep teleporting around at everyone
Mon, 01/20/2014 - 22:17
#287
Formulate a plan!
"DYNAMIIIIIIC ENTRYYYYYY!"
A young man with goggles and a large brass steam jetpack strapped to his back suddenly jumps down from the ceiling, and strikes one of the guns with what is probably the world's most high tech shovel: a Steam-Powered Cast Iron Gyromatic Omnishovel. "You look like you want to DIG YOUR OWN GRAVE, and I, Daniel Erland Lars Axelsson Van Turbein XIX, AM A STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAMSHOVEL!"
Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:45
#288
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
Missingno says
SYSTEM ERROR
PLEASE TRY AGAIN
SCANNING...
1 NEW ENTITY DETECTED
SCANNING...
HIGH CRAZY LEVEL DETECTED
MUST ELIMINATE
Missingno starts using Thunderbolt on everyone, which is also pretty glitchy, and deals fire damage
Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:55
#289
Asinine knave!
((Rolled 1d20 and got 12; successful dodge! (I think!) Rolled 1d100 and got 60 for the steam shot.))
The thunderbolt, whatever form it takes, flies right by Daniel thanks to his fairly decently-timed dodge. "Lay down your arms!" he shouts, "You will never defeat me, wretched... uhhh... wretch!"
Daniel pointed a hose connected to his steam jetpack right at the block of error known as Missingno. After a moment of inwardly questioning the meaning of its very existence, Daniel proceeds to blast the center block, landing about 60% of the released super-hot steam on where Missingno is. While he's at it, he asks Soteka, "Can you aid me in bringing this candy-copying cartridge-killing cretinous cur to justice?"
Yeah... Dan's one for theatrics.
Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:59
#290
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
Missingno says
ERROR
DAMAGE AMOUNT NOT RECONISED, PLEASE TRY AGAIN
CALCULATING...
IT WAS NOT VERY EFFECTIVE
PROCCESSING...
Missingno fires a whole lot of fairy dealing Aura orbs at everyone
Tue, 01/21/2014 - 16:55
#291
[system] No subject for this post found.
Back at the end,
Floran gets lifted a little. Apparently, my vaporizer didn't kill him in one blow like expected.
The Ender Colossus the 2nd was still alive.
Giant Enderman(he will be called this now)
HP: 99999999/999999999
Tue, 01/21/2014 - 16:55
#292
[system] No subject for this post found.
Back at the end,
Floran gets lifted a little. Apparently, my vaporizer didn't defeat him in one blow like expected.
The Ender Colossus the 2nd was still alive.
Giant Enderman(he will be called this now)
HP: 99999999/999999999
Tue, 01/21/2014 - 16:55
#293
[system] No subject for this post found.
Back at the end,
Floran gets lifted a little. Apparently, my vaporizer didn't defeat him in one blow like expected.
The Ender Colossus the 2nd was still alive.
Giant Enderman(he will be called this now)
HP: 99999999/999999999
Tue, 01/21/2014 - 16:59
#294
whoops
Me previewing that 2 times showed 3 different ones instead of 1 like expected.
Please ignore the first 2.
Wed, 01/22/2014 - 08:44
#295
Desist at once!
"Pfffft." Dan just lifted his shovel and crouched, enabling him to easily block the orbs. "This is not merely a digging implement! It strikes! It blocks! It does simple arithmetic!" After the barrage finished, Dan activated his jetpack and lunged at Missingno at high speed... only to miss him completely and barely stop himself in time to not crash into a wall.
Wed, 01/22/2014 - 18:23
#296
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
(note that Aura Sphere is unavoidable, but I'll let it slide since it says nothing about blocking)
CALCULATING...
Missingno uses fly, and is temporarily in the sky
Wed, 01/22/2014 - 20:48
#297
Desist at once!
Collecting himself after the embarrassing mis-timed charge, Dan watches Missingno soar into the air. "How does it even... it doesn't have wings, or jets... Jets! Ah ha! Two can play at this game, thou wretched beast!"
Dan fires up his jetpack, launching himself high into the air with the resulting emission of steam, and swings his shovel at Missingno as he passes in mid-flight.
Thu, 01/23/2014 - 08:45
#298
All shell will break loose.
Soteka flies up after Daniel and MISSINGNO. "Help take that thing down? Alright." Soteka's hands catch on fire. "Catchphrase." A barrage of Firebolts and Chaos Arrows come flying from his hands towards MISSINGNO, all of them the size of basketballs.
Thu, 01/23/2014 - 18:12
#299
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
(just so you know, Missingno is a bird type, which is diffrent from a flying type and doesn't really affect anything
Missingno quickly flys back down at high speeds before any of the firebolts or chaos arrows hit him, in attempt to kill them, but fails because they arn't there
Missingno misses
Missingno uses Aura Sphere on Soteka
a giant dark dealing sphere homes in on Soteka
Thu, 01/23/2014 - 19:07
#300
Asinine knave!
((Yeah, gotta love those Aura Spheres.))
"Not today, Missingbrain!" Dan drops back to the ground, using his jetpack to slow his fall just enough, and blocks the dark sphere heading toward Soteka with his shovel. "You may bend the laws of logic in annoying ways, but WE have COOPERATION! Die, cretin!" Dan leaps toward Missingno, then lowers a mighty Shovel swing straight toward Missingno's head... err, uppermost portion.
@Malk I never touched your character
all that was left of the space ship now was a bunch of rubble and a mushroom which you should pull, you will get some help if you do