((Alright, we should kill off the virus and feed Pipivog to Giant Enderman))

Dan dodges the Bite with a simple sidestep, then notices the wave attack.

"Behold! Crashing waves! Now is the time to strike down this monster!" Dan brandishes the excess steam nozzle of his jetpack. "Avoid the water, my friends...HOT SPRING SCRAMBLEEEEEER!"

Dan fires the heated steam into the water around Missingno with the intent of heating the water from the wave attack to a ridiculous temperature, avoiding the water while he does so.

I kill everyone with a chicken leg in one hand and a dead fish in the other

--Meanwhile in Hell--
A shadowy figure slowly goes towards a bar. As he walks in, a bottle of Death-ohol hits and shatters against a pillar next to the door. He notices his client sitting at the bar, and wades through the crowd of people over to it.

"You brought the goods?" the client asked. The shadowy man silently handed it a large satchel with unknown contents inside. "Perfect. I know you don't talk much - or at all - but you've been a good delivery man." It handed him a tip before walking off.

The shadowy man looked at the tip given to him. Before he knew it, the Obsidian Crusher sucked everyone in the bar into a tiny space before exploding outward in a violent manner.

"Heh. Stupid rake didn't know what hit him." The client trudged along towards a factory of portals, pulling out two photos. "And neither will these two dimwits." It lets go of the photos, sending them into the wind, before entering a portal to the Swagg realm.

The photos are of Dan and Soteka, both of them with a giant red strike through them.

As the (currently) unnamed client thing gets closer to the factory, it notices that the photos it released went through a portal titled "Swagg Realm". "Found them," it says with a smirk before passing through the portal.

(The thing is basically a medium sized, slender creature with clawed appendages and hooked teeth. It is a dull gray in color, with a square shaped head and a black cloak wrapped around it's neck.)

(I think I'm gonna name him Greene. Chuck Greene. Also, Soteka looks human, but has no visible nose.)

"Alright... where could those two be? Gaaah, I should have kept those cursed photos." Chuck goes off in a random direction.

"Or at least made spares. Not sure why that reaper wanted them alive, though. Would have been much easier to kill them with that package."

It stops and sniffs the air, before turning into a raven and flying towards the Castle (where our heroes are currently fighting MISSINGNO).

-The Swagg Realm-

Missingno uses Thunderbolt which randomly deals physic

the clouds swirl, thunder strikes everywhere, and hits the Slurpuff

Slurpuff uses energy ball it wasn't very effective

"Well, what IS effective against this, thing, I'm not even sure what kind of pokemon this is, or if this is even a pokemon," said the trainer.

-Where ever Amy is-

A random voice could be heard from a nearby bush,

"Floran not know what happening, first Floran be in strange place, then big castle go boom, then Floran teleport to place called end, Floran saw no end, now Floran here in Floran-like creature but lot diffrent then Floran, what next? Floran find out Floran next to girl chassing bird thing who headss toward 3 thingss and one food creature fighting something called a pokemon named misssingno while getting chased by ssomething called a great reaper that origionally looked like that?" the Floran says as he points towards something that has a laser beaming out of it's eyes, "That never happen."

The laser falls on the Floran and the "something" goes crazy. It grows huge and attempts to attack the floran with a giant scythe.

"Floran sshut up now," the Floran said as he ran off towards Missingno

((Missingno does not react to anything, other then saying if it was very effective or wasn't very effective, as Missingno is a glitch))

-Swagg Realm, whenever we got into a factory-

Of course, Missingno did not fall into the water, as Missingno is error

Missingno uses Aura Sphere (which for once deals the right damage)

it was very effective

Slurpuff uses play rough

it wasn't very effective

"Seriously? What type is this pokemon, I don't care anymore, GO ABSOL."

Pokemon trainer ??? retrieved Slurpuff

Pokemon trainer ??? sent out Absol

Absol used Perish Song

It doesn't effect Missingno

"Missingno?" Said the trainer, "I think I've heard that name somewhere, but I can't remember where I heard it from."

Absol's perish count fell to 3

Dan's perish count fell to 3

"Wait what?"

Soteka's perish count fell to 3

"Darn, I think I forgot to tell them to cover their ears..."

-Swagg dimention, somewhere-

You do realise the Great Reaper is right behind Amy and wants to kill her right?

((Wait. Great Reaper? Sonosuke's character mentioned a "reaper", I assume they're not related?))

~Swagg Dimension, Factory~

"Blast!" Dan shakes his head. "It's not working. WHAT KILLS THIS THING?!"

Dan's perish count fell to 3.

"WHAT?!" Dan turns and glares at the trainer. "What is the meaning of this, you blasted fool?! Perish means DIE! I DO NOT INTEND TO DIE HERE! How do you make this accursed devilry go away?!"

Dan gladly accepts the revive from Soteka, then turns back toward Missingno. He says to the trainer, "Do tell me while I hit this thing with a shovel."

Dan leaps at Missingno, using his Jetpack as he flies to swing his shovel in a massive uppercut, shouting, "SKYWAAAAARD SHOVEL!"

~Swagg Dimension, Somewhere that is not the Factory~

"Oh, hi, wait, what?!" Amy turns around, sees whatever the Great Reaper is, and immediately decides it's time to get out of there, as fast as possible.

"RUUUUUUUUUUUN!" She immediately jumps back, shooting her pistol at the Great Reaper's eye, before turning tail and running as fast as she can. In three seconds, she hits a speed of 22 miles per hour.

((EDIT: Okay. Now to wait for Pi's post. Pi, incidentally, does Perish Song induce instant death in humans? Or just incapacitation or fainting?))

Oh Glob, I lost my troj- er, horse, in Atlantis. Can you help me find it?

[ ] Find the "horse" that is secretly a trojan bigger than Vanaduke
[ ] Capture it with whatever you have (rope, pokeball, stronger rope, etc.)

If you do, I will give you infinite inviciframes, bread loaves and a Master ball

(Also should explain Soteka's appearance. He's about 5'7 with an average build. His hair is Goku styled, but with much less spikes (about 4 main spikes). He wears a black long sleeve with a red overshirt, black jeans, and gray sneakers with a white stripe going down the middle. He has a twin brother named Mekito, who has spikes going straight up. He wears the same type of clothing, but has a white long sleeve, navy jeans, and red sneakers with a black stripe going down the middle. Both have dark gray irises that fade to blood red, no pupils, and no visible nose.)

~Swagg Realm - Unknown Location~

Amy keeps running from the Great Reaper, noticing some incoming hostiles making noise behind her.

"Time to give 'em a surprise." Amy reaches for a smoke bomb...

...only to feel herself being pulled off the ground by a teleporting force. But what is this? Is it squid-face? Is it the reaper? Is it something worse?!

"Amy, you've got to be more patient. You were doing excellent up until you ran up ahead of him behind the treeline." Cecilia Blink, a friend of Amy's (and Dan's), has the ability to teleport short distances thanks to her Blink Driver and some complex quantum physics; she'd just used this to pull Amy out of danger into a hidden tunnel.

Amy lets out a sigh of relief. "Oh, it's just you... you scared me, I thought you were hostile!"

"Yes, I suppose I should have told you. Then again, small grim reapers. So did you get any information?"

"Some kind of 'reaper'- not that stupid one, I don't think- is trying to capture Dan and this guy alive." Amy shows Cecilia the pictures.

"Hmmmmm." Cecilia nods. "Guess the entire team had better back him up, then. If they're going for capture rather than straight diplomacy, their intentions can't be benevolent. Come on, Walton's found a shortcut into that... complex."

~Swagg Realm - Castle? Factory? Castle factory?!~

"Hey wait what are you-" Dan finds himself caught in the pokeball, and wastes no time in breaking out.

"That! That was... wait. The count is gone!"

Dan hears the strange disembodied voice, and drew his steam nozzle. "Back, Soteka! This is some kind of ethereal beast... physical weapons may have no effect!"

"Oh, trust me, brotha- bullets do work on those ghostly sacks a' crud."

A stocky man in a suit of (relatively) light metal armor kicks down a large wooden door, pointing his blunderbuss at Missingno. "So. You wanna fight, huh, pal?! Well, get lost, you freakin' idiot, or you're gonna get MORE than a fight!"

Dan raises his shovel. "Alfred Nettles! Impeccable timing, my friend!"

"Your friend? Singular?" Behind Alfred Nettles, more commmonly known as "the Juggernaut", is the rest of Dan's team.

Walton Dilleston, in a suit of cloth armor, has the ability to focus kinetic energy to a single point of his body, and is an accomplished close combatant.

Amy also snuck out from behind Alf and Walton, her pistol ready. She was going to wait for the opportune moment to sneak attack.

"Dan, we've arrived, as promised. I believe it's time we properly introduced ourselves." Cecilia Blink showed up right next to Dan, with a seven-shot revolver that looked like a six-shot in her hand.

"Indeed." Dan lifts his shovel. "Hear me, wretched devil who lurks in darkness! We are the Ironbound Champions, peerless warriors, defenders of the innocent and champions of chivalry, and we brook no quarter to the criminal scum of the land!"

Walton nods. "We are, as Dan said, the Ironbound Champions- though we're moreso outlaws against a corrupt government... but we should focus on the task at hand. Stand strong, friends! Hope never dies!"

Alf roars and runs toward Missingno, blasting him point-blank with his blunderbuss. Walton rolls to Missingno's left side and quickly executes a swift jab in his direction, before rolling backward to avoid counterattacks. As Alf is roaring, Amy says, "Ka-boom" under her breath and fires a shot from the shadows at Missingno. Dan hovers above Missingno and begins swinging his shovel at it, while Cecilia aims two successive shots at what looks to be Missingno's head.

((Alf's gun: 0/1 clip))
((Amy's gun: 0/1 clip))
((Revolver: 5/7 clip))
((Chance of Pipipipipi ignoring these highly varied attacks from all sides with the incredibly annoying "It's not very effective" crap: Oh, please be zero!))

((it's not very effective doesn't mean it doesn't deal damage, it just means it took reduced damage.))

"Oh you fool, I thought I told you to use all your glitched sketch abilitys, nevermind, I'll just make you use it," said the voice, "Can I leave you for 5 minutes to continue my plans for destroying the universe without you disobaying me?"

Missingno uses sketch

Missingno learns flaming shockwave

Missingno uses flaming shockwave on Mekito

a giant katana appears and Missingno uses it to send flaming shockwaves back at Soteka and Mekito

Absol uses thunderbolt

It wasn't very effective...

Absol's perish count fell to 1

The trainer sighed

The trainer sent out Lucario

"Oh lookie, little you think that having a mega evolved pokemon will help you, oh how little do you know," said the voice

"Uh, how did you know?" said the trainer

"I know everything about you, as a matter of fact, I got a mega ring here myself," said the voice

"Seriously? I can't even see you," said the trainer

The trainer put his arm in the air, a band on his arm started glowing, and so did Lucario.

Lucario evolved into Mega Lucario

Mega Lucario used dragon pulse

It wasn't very effective.

"I love how you are giving me more attacks!" said the voice

A dark light shines in, and Missingno starts glowing with the light too.

Missingno evolved into Mega Missingno

...

Cecilia rolls her eyes. Too easy. Missingno was standing there and taking what could only be ridiculous amounts of damage without even reacting (even Alf the Juggernaut would try to dodge all that!), while Chuck threw predictable bombs. Oh, the horror. A simple revolver shot deflects the Obsidian Crusher headed their way. And Missingno's invisible trainer, for all his posturing and boasting, had not managed to endanger any of them, even Dan. Flawless victory in the making, she thought.

"We're on Soteka's side. A-B-A-B-B!" Cecilia aims her revolver, then empties the magazine into Missingno.

Walton rolls in front of Chuck, then aims two alternating jabs at his stomach, followed by a roll to the side.

Amy reloads her pistol, then shouts "ELDRITCH HORROR THIS, H.P. JERK-CRAFT!" while firing a shot directly at Chuck's back.

Dan launches himself away from Missingno above Chuck, then goes down, shouting "SPIRALIIIIING KNIGHT!" before spiraling down and swinging his shovel at Chuck.

Alf begins reloading his blunderbuss, while shouting, "Hey, invisible pile of crud! Why don't you get out here and fight me your knucklehead self, huh, knucklehead? Or are ya too much of a sissy?!" At the end of this sentence, Alf, with a fully reloaded blunderbuss, fires a shot right at Missingno's body.

(Yep. I was actually about to pull a stupid and continue Soteka and Chuck's fight, then I remembered Chuck's flying towards the MISSINGNO.)

I put a post-it note on all the packages of chuck meat, the note reading:

Warning
Chuck meat is dangerous.
Be careful when handling chuck meat.

I then drop a Poke Ball into the pit, and out pops the giant enderman(I successfully attempted to catch it).

I stick up the mega ring then tell him to use Glitch on Missingno, knowing that its Sketch would make it use it.

The giant enderman having done the move, I return him in hopes that Missingno would glitch itself so that it is on the good side. I then drop a smoke bomb and run, then come back, kicking open the door, go in, have an army follow behind me, and have everyone in the army shoot Chuck in the head while I give him a well-deserved kick in the pants.

(What if there's an unbeatable guy on BOTH sides?)

Chuck groggily gets up, before ducking back down from a volley of bullets aimed straight at it's head. Chuck then flash-steps in front of Soteka and Mekito, slams their heads together, then shoots a shadow sphere at the army and the Ironbound Champions.

Mekito lunges onto it's back, bringing out his sword and stabbing in a specific spot on it's back before getting thrown off.

Soteka attempts a frontal tackle, but is grabbed by his head, slammed into the ground, and tossed towards, and into, the Factory Castle.

((Thanks for posting before I did...))

Chuck's shadowy ball, most likely aimed from the front, is barely avoided by Dan; Walton easily sidesteps the attack. Alf then sidesteps the Missingno's blunderbuss shot, taking only a grazing hit from the shot.

"Vines! Watch out!"

Walton rolls just so that the vine aiming for himself is headed for Chuck instead, Dan does a barrel roll (an ACTUAL barrel roll) in mid-air to evade the vine, Amy ducks behind a barrel, and Alf simply hits the vine aside with his bare hands. "That's the wimpiest thing I've seen! 'Course, that's PROBABLY because I ain't seein' his trainer, who won't even show his knucklehead face, but..."

As for Cecilia, she teleports off to the side as the vine comes in, drawing a knife while coming out of the teleport and cutting at the vine.

"Walton, this demon can't pull any nonsense on us, can he?"

Walton shook his head. "As long as he's not taking a physical form, at the very least he can't harm us. And if he DOES take a physical form, we'll waste no time in tearing it apart. How's the Blink Drive?"

"65% heat. It's still cooling down from pulling Amy out." Cecilia began reloading her revolver.

"Burn, hellspawned abomination! Be crushed underneath the pistons of the noble engine of JUSTICE!" Dan pointed his steampack nozzle at Missingno and unleashed a jet of heated steam directly at him.

Meanwhile, Cecilia, thinking the army from nowhere could deal with Chuck efficiently, aimed her revolver at ?????????? instead. Walton runs to the side, thinking, "He's announced a change to 'Ghost-type', which will likely give him resistance to my fists... unless..." Walton picked a rock up off the ground, then hurls it straight at Missingno's head... esque... thing.

Alf reloads his blunderbuss, stepping back and preparing to fire. "So, are ya gonna use an attack that actually hurts me or not?!"

Amy loads her pistol and points it nervously at Chuck... before noticing the army chasing him. No, he's doomed. Instead, she trains the pistol on M' and fires, then immediately ducks behind a barrel and begins reloading.

((Well, since Sonosuke's taking some time...))

"Watch out!"

Alf tries to dodge, but the flaming shockwave still manages to get him in the arm, causing a nasty burn. "Urgh! You... freakin'... pile of CRAP!"

Hit, but not close to down, and now considerably angry, Alf proceeds to run at Mega Missingno, shrugging off Fairy Wind thanks to his metal armor, and fire point-blank at him, before jumping back and beginning to reload.

Cecilia grits her teeth as the Fairy Wind hits her. Not sure what kind of damage it's causing, but sure that it is causing damage, Cecilia decides to fire all seven bullets in her revolver's clip at ??????????. Afterward, Dan shouts "RESIDEEEEEENT SHOVEEEEEEL!" and directs a vicious sideways shovel swing at ??????????. (Walton takes little damage from Fairy Wind, Dan is able to fly above it, and Amy ducks behind the barrel.)

After Fairy Wind is done, Walton leaps toward Missingno and attempts to punch it while diverting the kinetic energy of his entire body into his fist. Amy, finished reloading, shoots again at Missingno before leaping back behind the barrel and proceeding to reload again. "Urgh... I hate it when these jerks don't have backs to shoot!"

((derp, forgot about him))

Under the rubble was pretty much just a scared boy, after being rudly tooken away and fell down a balcony, he ran behind a big rock

"Oh, whats this?" said the trainer that isn't here, "arn't you the brother of the one person I hate the most? Let me get rid of you right now."

The wild ?????????? faints

Mega MISSINGNO. uses fly

Mega Lucario uses Aura Sphere

Mega MISSINGNO. is not affected

The Great Reaper has caught up and attacks everyone

It doesn't seem to affect Mega MISSINGNO.

Mega MISSINGNO. has been charged up

Mega MISSINGNO. uses fly

MISSINGNO. starts flying quickly towards Dan, preparing to knock the kid out of his arms, while the kid struggles to get off and run away a diffrent way

A black smog comes out of a portal (which quickly closes) and covers the door, preventing anyone from going in or out

"Oops, I must have accidently let some of it out," said the voice, "Now you can't get out of the storm, sorry."

"Oh lookie, some fellow dark lords have come to join the party, unfortunally, this party is V.I.P. only, so I will have to ask you to leave, as you are not a V.I.P. But I am busy and trying to get rid of these pests who think they can crash my party, so I'll let you stay if you get rid of them," said the voice.

Soteka barely had time to speak as the skeletal form of the Swag God emerges from the ground.

"MUSHROOM-SMACKER!"

Swag God lunges with his sword of Swaggonite, a new version not useable or breakable by mortal hands. He plunges it into the chest of a startled Soteka, laughing with glee.

"Muhuhuhahaha!" yelled Swag God. You shall never defeat my minions!

"Gleep glop, herp and derp! Derp derp derp!" Swag god chanted.

A single, horrifying thought was seemingly thrust into the mind of Soteka.

"Immmmmm BACK!" yelled Luguiro as he walked through a portal in the ground.