Spiral Knights - Abnormal CaKe SiMuLaToR

Abnormal CaKe SiMuLaToR

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Thu, 07/07/2016 - 09:46

#551

Corporal-Shade

Cake Simulator - Day 13-3

The Velite runs at Matik, who uses Reprisal. But Reprisal is a Revenge attack, which does damage based on missing health. But then Matik remembers, that Shade did a lot of rude actions that were really annoying. So Matik uses Reprisal anyway.
Matik swings the spear, and it hits the Velite across the face. He drops to the ground, but he doesn't teleport.
Afterwards Matik picks up the energy thing. It's just a cylindrical lightbulb with green plastic wrap and duct tape.

Pickles is still walking. Still walking.

The lamp slaps Teddy(somehow) and then teleports on the counter by itself.
Now that Teddy has learned Piercing Blow, you get an explanation for Defense.
Every character has a base defense of 100. Every 1 point of Defense reduces damage by 0.4%.
Mischief has 0 Defense. Dee isn't permanently intimidated, but has 125 Defense. Matik also has 125 Defense.

Dee finds a note in the corner of the storage room.
Velite Cliff,
Hey idiot! Do not attack the cake shop! The last contract failed, because Hastatus Scile failed to defeat them. You alone cannot beat them, so stop trying! Shade has given up on us, anyway. So don't think that he's gonna give you almighty powers just like he did for his cat. He'll just throw you away like the pawn you are. So let it go or you'll die.

Dee's thoughts were interrupted by a customer walking into the store. He can't decide what to get, so he says that he wants two of everything.

Current - P.Slice x9, Cupcake x6

Thu, 07/07/2016 - 13:39

#552

Matikclocker

Battle against a True Guard

The Velite gotta try harder next time if he wants to touch my armor.

I examine the Velite's glowing (possibly cloaking) belt and take it if possible.
I also take the energy thing to the shop for more research.

I slap Teddy before he gets to punch the lamp again. Maybe this lamp can punch using telepathy? Or telekinesis?

I check the letter Dee has noticed. After a while I have come to a conclusion that Shade is a bigger jerk than I expected. First comes the bad treatment of Mischief, now he treats his puny soldiers as pawns. Not to forget that his behavior is childish and rude. The only thing he forgot is his meltdown of dramatic proportions and beyond.

I ask the customer what's his name.

Thu, 07/07/2016 - 14:46

#553

Corporal-Shade

Resistance

Oh yeah and I forgot one thing. Shade cursed your shop with another Nega-Perk. But it replaces the one from Day 10.

Intrusion - Tax Collectors may tax your store.
Infraction - Robbers may rob your store.

You have also received the Skill Hate perk, which lets you swap out a skill for a new one.
It'll take 8-16 turns and the skill can be something you pick.
If you don't like two of your skills, you can discard both of them for a brand new skill that's not picked by you, but is still pretty good.
You can discard Brace if you want.

Thu, 07/07/2016 - 16:32

#554

Delecated

Dee sells to the customer x2 Plain Slices for $3.25 each and x2 Cupcakes for $2.75 each; a grand total of $12.00.
~~~~~
Dee wonders how the note got into the storage room and checks if lock on the back door is working properly.
He also checks his phone to see if the anonymous messenger ever replied back.

Thu, 07/07/2016 - 18:25

#555

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Remember, don't shoot food.

I continue walking.

The lamp looks like any ordinary household lamp. I don't know what you're expecting it to look like.

Fri, 07/08/2016 - 00:45

#556

Flash-Flire

Here, have an image URL.

Boom.
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRGWRrW4m3c1BpX3bXH...

Matik's slap brings me back into reality and I stop trying to punch a lamp.

I say go for Infraction, because literally no-one likes taxes.
Also you can stop someone robbing you, but you can't stop someone taxing you.
I suppose now we can just take shifts as some kind of guard type thing to make sure we don't get robbed.

Fri, 07/08/2016 - 02:02

#557

Matikclocker

I go for Infraction. Also,

I go for Infraction. Also, remember my Vigilance perk that stops and intimidates thieves? Well, I can put it on use! Also, since we will be guarding, then because my role was initially Guard, then this fact makes me turn into a True Guard.

I check the storage room (again).

Fri, 07/08/2016 - 21:09

#558

Corporal-Shade

Cake Simulator - Day 13-4

Cakes and crap sold. Your balance is now $18.80.

Matik received the Warp Belt... it does... something. He walked back to the shop and was somehow analyzed as a micro bomb.

When Dee checks the back door, he realizes that there's no handle. In fact, it looks like some sort of compressed explosion blew up the area where the handle was. Also, the storage room door's handle was blown off too. Also, Mischief did it.

Also... Dee texts Pickles to tell him that Teddy returned to the cake shop.

Infraction was learned.
Matik's Vigilance perk makes him instantly teleport in front of anyone that tries to rob the store, by the way.

Pickles turns around and notices an unconscious Velite in an alley. He's got a Leech Blade on him so Pickles can steal it if he wants.

Fri, 07/08/2016 - 23:09

#559

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Remember, don't shoot food.

I take the leech blade and somehow create a replica of it. The replica may look the same as a leech blade but it deals almost no damage and would probably break after one use.

I start poking Velite with a stick until they wake up.

Charley looks at Mischief, confused as to why he would destroy the doorknobs.

Sun, 07/10/2016 - 03:18

#560

Matikclocker

At least there's some balance

Micro bomb huh? So that means the velite could be a suicide bomber that could destroy the cake shop. I can use it to my advantage, too.

I tell Pickles that the Velites use warp belts to ambush us and the belt I grabbed from one was a micro bomb. And I ask him what to do with a bomb belt.

I guard the cake shop.

Also, I have come to a conclusion that Shade, though he's rude and childish, offers fair nega-perks. One is unavoidable, but weak while the others are strong, but can be avoided.

Sun, 07/10/2016 - 20:47

#561

Delecated

Pending

Dee orders replacement doors.

Thu, 07/14/2016 - 18:37

#562

Corporal-Shade

Cake Simulator - Day 13-5

Dee's order is dealt with instantly as the doorknobs repair.

Pickles pokes the Velite with the ultra special Poking Stick v2 and he wakes up. When he sees Pickles, his eye twitches, even though he's wearing a helmet. "Who the hell are you- *ahem* You're gonna regret messing with me! Give me those Leech Blades and I'll let you live!"

Your Charisma - 92/110
Your Intellect - 57/100
Their Zeal - 135/100
Their Intellect - 40/100

A person wearing armor(which is cooler than the Hastatus') warps into your shop and Matik brandishes his Spear in response. "Hold it." He says. Matik notices that the person has double Leech Blades, which would probably mean double damage coming if he attacked. "You're gonna give me that Warp Belt. Its important that it doesn't stay in your possession."
Matik tells him that one of his underlings tried to suicide bomb the shop, but that just makes the high-rank impatient. "Shrunken grenades. Now that you've heard enough, you can hand me the belt and we can part ways."

Dee notices Mischief reusing Pickles' summoning circle, but with much more ease. He finishes summoning and with a flash of light, two beings appear in the middle of the circle. A chicken, and a cat. It's Mittens!
Even Mischief seems surprised at this. Mittens tries to attack the chicken, but Mischief teleports the chicken somewhere and then starts hissing at Mittens.

Thu, 07/14/2016 - 19:00

#563

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Remember, don't shoot food.

I give them the fake leech blade I made earlier.

Thu, 07/14/2016 - 23:20

#564

Matikclocker

I give the Warp Belt to the

I give the Warp Belt to the high-rank guy, telling him to cause no trouble

Hey, it's Mittens! Katie's lovely cat from two years!
I call Katie and tell her that Mittens is in our cake shop and is ready for pickup. Unless they want Dee to deliver Mittens.

I try to find the chicken and attempt to talk to it.

Fri, 07/15/2016 - 18:09

#565

Delecated

Dee removes Mittens from Mischief's aggression and texts to Katie that he has found Mittens in his shop.

Dee would also like an evaluation of his crafting/construction skills.

Sat, 07/23/2016 - 12:59

#566

Corporal-Shade

Cake Simulator - Day 13-6

The high-rank takes the belt and teleports away.

Meanwhile...

Pickles hands the Velite the Leich Blaed. "Hah! Now I'm gonna kill-" The high-rank appears behind the Velite, grabs his collar, and then teleports the two of them away.

Dee grabs Mittens, pets her a bit, and then pours her a bowl of milk. Then goes to text Katie about the cat.
Receiving...
'Oh that's great! I don't know where your shop is so can you deliver him to us? Also, can I order 4 cake slices? I'm hungry and I don't feel like eating donuts today.'

Mischief retrieves the chicken from his pocket dimension and it appears back on the circle. It clucks and starts to peck crumbs off of the ground.

Matik asks the chicken if he has any magic powers. And the chicken says: "bwuk bwuk bwuk"

Dee's crafting skills are...
Weaponry ----- [][]||||| Lame
Engineering -- [][][][]||| Decent
Construction - [][][]|||| Meh
Magicalness - [][][]|||| Meh

Fri, 07/15/2016 - 23:47

#567

Matikclocker

2% post.

I also want an evzluation of my crafting skills.

My turn will be posted later, as my phone is almost out of batteries.

Sat, 07/16/2016 - 15:31

#568

Corporal-Shade

?????

Matik's crafting skills are...
Weaponry ----- [][][][]||| Decent
Engineering -- [][][][][]|| Good
Construction - [][]||||| Lame
Magicalness - []|||||| Horrid

Pickles' crafting skills are...
Weaponry ----- [][][]|||| Meh
Engineering -- [][]||||| Lame
Construction - [][]||||| Lame
Magicalness - [][][][][]|| Good

Sat, 07/16/2016 - 17:18

#569

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Remember, don't shoot food.

I return to the cake shop, and see the chicken.

I begin wondering if we could infuse its eggs with dark magik like we did with the orange seeds.

Charley examines the chicken.

Sat, 07/16/2016 - 20:31

#570

Delecated

Out of the shop again.

Dee unequips the Heal Card and reequips the Revolver, then packages x4 Plain Slices into a delivery box.

"I'll be at your stall in just a moment," he texts back to Katie.

Since the farmer's market isn't too far away from the shop, Dee decides to walk there instead of taking his motorbike (there's not enough room on the bike to safely transport Mittens anyways). Of course, he takes Tugarin along for the walk as well.

Sun, 07/17/2016 - 07:34

#571

Corporal-Shade

I'm a Wizard

Due to a horrific event that will be happening without my consent, I am likely to be stripped of my sanity for seven days and will unlikely to be able to update this thread.
F@#$.

Tue, 07/19/2016 - 03:33

#572

Teddysmacker

Poke.

I'm applying for this cake business once you get back.

Sat, 07/23/2016 - 13:05

#573

Corporal-Shade

Cake Simulator - Day 13-7

Hooray I'm back everyone! Ahem.

Matik is feeling meh.

Charley examines the chicken. It's a generic chicken.
Mischief starts using the chicken for a summoning ritual.

Dee is riding on his motorcycle vroom vroom! Just kidding he'll walk.

As a person wearing a horse shirt walks into the shop he asks for an application! ...and someone will give him that application soon...

Sun, 07/24/2016 - 01:43

#574

Matikclocker

Teddy Zeke + Teddysmacker = idk rip Zeke

Welp, guess that the well-known Govna Infection strikes again...or it's just me. Also, I wasn't built specially for magic. And since Engineering is on good level, then guess that I can build something related to Engineering class...what engineering stuff can I craft?

"Heyo." I said to the horse shirt guy. "Don't do any shady stuff. I can see shady stuff and shady people even outside of my line of sight. If you do any shady stuff, I will make sure it won't be finalised, while you will-" Then I coughed. "OH, you wanted to work here huh? Well then, please wait for our boss, Pickles. He will give you an application. Before he gives the application, tell me..."

Then I grabbed the person closer. "Are you one of Shade's mercenaries? You know what I'd do if you were one..." Then I called for Pickles. "PICKLES! There's a person that wants to work here!"

Mon, 07/25/2016 - 22:18

#575

Corporal-Shade

Hello Darkness, my Old Friend.

You can build a baseball pitcher that shoots rocks if it makes you feel better.

Tue, 07/26/2016 - 11:22

#576

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Remember, don't shoot food.

I give Zeke Teddy an application.

I hope that the chicken lays an egg before Mischief uses the chicken so I can take the egg.

What can I make with magic?

Wed, 07/27/2016 - 09:49

#577

Corporal-Shade

Hello Darkness, my Old Friend.

Matik has been inflicted with Paranoia.
Attack +30, Accuracy -20, Defense +10, Aegis +10

Mr. Horse has been inflicted with Intimidation.
Attack -25. Defense +25.

Pickles, you can make... An animated baseball bat or something.

Wed, 07/27/2016 - 10:07

#578

Delecated

What's with the baseball, lately?

(is Dee there yet)

Wed, 07/27/2016 - 10:10

#579

Corporal-Shade

Hello Darkness, my Old Friend.

(Yeah Dee is there, the baseball represents by murderous feelings.)

Wed, 07/27/2016 - 16:39

#580

Delecated

Dee walks over to the orange stall and gives Katie her cake delivery and Mittens back. He then stays around for anything she wants to talk about.

Thu, 07/28/2016 - 02:12

#581

Flash-Flire

What were we talking about again?

I finally stop watching Steven Universe and remember that this exists.

I fill out the application.

1: Teddy "Zuke/Zeke/Zipper/Insert name starting with Z" Ted

2: Good

3: I can be annoying when the time calls

4: A phone.

5: Okay

6: Bad

7: nope.avi

Thu, 07/28/2016 - 07:25

#582

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Remember, don't shoot food.

Uhh, I gave the application to Zeke Teddy (what I'm calling the horse guy), not Teddy Zeke.

Fri, 07/29/2016 - 02:58

#583

Matikclocker

WALL OF TEXT

Welp, guess that the paranoia will help me in battle.

Guess that I will dub the new guy as Horsy. And guess that Teddy is somewhat similiar to Nann. Correct me if wrong.

I tell Pickles that Zeke Teddy is way too similiar to Teddy Zeke and to call him "Horsy" instead.

I wear a jacket and go out on the city. The jacket will make me look unrecognisable by Shade's soldiers and Shade himself, so I can give him an offer.

The offer is the following: We will give Mischief, but first I need evaluations on how he treats cats normally. I will give him a cat and go to his home (wherever it is) and watch how he treats cats. For every good action he gets +1 point and for bad ones he gets -1 point. If he attempts to hurt the cat, distract the person watching (in that case me) or attempts to hurt the watcher, he gets -5 points.

After about 3 days, he gets evaluated on his deeds.
Above 10 points - Mischief returns to Shade. Everybody ceases attacks.
5 to 10 points - Mischief returns to Shade once he does a favor for the cake crew. Otherwise he is subject to evaluations every day for 3 days.
4 to 0 - Mischief returns to Shade, but he is subject to evaluations every day for 3 days.
-5 to -1 points - Mischief stays. Shade cannot attack the shop in any way.
-15 to -11 points - Mischief stays. Shade cannot attack the shop or kill us, even if he threatens.
-20 to -16 points Mischief stays. Shade must power up one of the cake crew members.
Under -20 points - Mischief stays. Shade must power up the whole cake crew.
Killed the cat/watcher - The Annihilator will arrest Shade for showing no mercy towards innocent people and animals.
Has a meltdown - Shade must to tell the truth behind Estcher (the person Dee asked if they're the same entity) regardless of the score.
Threatens to kill the watcher - The watcher will threaten to call the Annihilator.
Curses the shop/Sends soldiers during the test - Every curse will be change into a blessing, while the soldiers get slaughtered upon entering the shop.

If he declines, I have an alternative: Shade will work with us. That way he can be close to Mischief all the time.

TL;DR: The crew will run a 3-day test to check if Shade can be trusted with animals. If his score reaches 11 or more, he gets Mischief back, otherwise he will be re-evaluated unless he fulfills one condition (if his score is high enough). If the point value is negative, Mischief stays and Shade cannot harm the crew or the shop in any way, or he will be forced to power up the shop. If he manages to kill the cat or the watcher, he will get arrested by the Annihilator, while the killed watcher/cat get sent back on Earth (and the killed entity gets revived). If he declines, he can work with us and be with Mischief, while he will recall all soldiers.

((Can the Annihilator become number one on the strongest beings leaderboard?))

Thu, 07/28/2016 - 13:29

#584

Corporal-Shade

Cake Simulator - Day 13-8

Day End
Matik failed to give Shade an offer, because none of the strange soldiers or Shade targeted him. Also he didn't do anything to anger Shade, but... You get backstory tomorrow. Matik is really pissed off that all his hard work on charts went to waste.
Inflicted with FFS.
Attack +15, Accuracy +10, Evade -15
Matik is still slightly paranoid.

Dee got paid $18.00. Your balance is now $36.80. Dee drives home.
NOTE: The Motorbike enables Dee to use a new skill.

New guy is called Mr. Horse until we receive his name.

Inventory
Money - $36.80
Plain Slice x11
Vanilla Cupcake x6
Standard Orange x5
Food Coloring
Poison Cap
Gold
Flashbang
Nightstick
Leech Blade
TwatTek Laser Spear+ (Matik)
Reprisal Card (Matik)
Leech Blade (Pickles)
Knuckleduster (Teddy)
.44 Revolver (Dee)
Voronese Cutlass (Dee)
Standard Motorbike (Dee)
Jet Collar (Mischief)
Blade Drop Card
Heal Card

Shop
Snazzy Cake Mix - ($3.50)
Overpriced Chocolate x3 - ($7.20)
Overpriced Vanilla x3 - ($10.00)
Strawberry Flavoring x3 - ($12.50)
UnJuiced Orange - ($2.00)
UnJuiced Strawberry - ($2.00)
UnJuiced Cranberry - ($2.00)

Level Up!
Expansion - Establish a second shop. Two employees can work at the second shop and somehow share their stock and money.
Unity - Let Fresh!(Katie and Sarah) establish a mini shop on your shop. This also will increase your Charisma and may net more customers.
Reaction - Acquire a Nuclear Bomb. Don’t let the government find it!

Thu, 07/28/2016 - 14:21

#585

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Remember, don't shoot food.

((@Matik That's the point.))

Let's see...

Expansion would probably give us more money and customers, but if somebody attacks, our forces would be split, unless only one shop is attacked, in which case everyone in the other shop could move to the shop under attack, but that would leave one of our shops vulnerable to thieves, and I don't know if Matik's Vigilance perk will activate when the thief is in another shop.

Unity would probably give us more money, charisma, and customers (though I imagine not as much money and customers as Expansion), and Katie and Sarah could potentially help us fight. The only problem is I'm not sure how the orange dragons would feel about them making orange juice.

Reaction will give us, well, a nuke. I'm not sure what we're going to use it for, and how we'd use it safely, but I guess it could be fun...

We should probably buy some more cake mix (I guess two would be good) since we're out, and get some chocolate and vanilla.

I attempt to make an animated baseball bat.

Thu, 07/28/2016 - 16:47

#586

Delecated

Interesting options

Unity means upgrading Katie & Sarah into full-fledged characters,
Expansion would allow for more individual freedom,
while Reaction sounds like it leads into the end or a reset of the game...

In the end, I call for UNITY.
Having more interactable characters in the shop is always nice.
Besides, it sounds like a bad idea to split an already small workforce.

~~~~~

Dee finally gets around to upgrading his motorbike with a passenger seat for Tugarin.
It resembles those baskets seen on bicycles, constructed out of weaved strips of aluminum alloy and mounted to the front of the motorbike to allow Tugarin to act as a sentry.
It is complete with a personal windshield and filled halfway with soil for the dragon to rest in, looted from a nearby sidewalk tree.
The headlamps were moved to right below the basket to compensate for its location.

Dee then investigates into the electrical properties of his Cutlass, recalling the sword shocking those it considers unworthy of wielding it.

Fri, 07/29/2016 - 00:11

#587

Matikclocker

Me miss Katie so much

Unity = Katie and Sarah do orange juice business, turning our cake shop into an actual restaurant.
Expansion = Two guys are separated from the crew and probably go open a cake stall as we did at the beginning.
Reaction = We get an option to reset/end the game. Sounds more like a nullbomb. This will probably kill Shade, too. But it is avaliable for as long as goverment doesn't find it. Robbers might trigger it accidentally, too.

I pick Unity. Katie and Sarah will be able to watch our shenanigans, help defend the shop against the soldiers, robbers etc. And we will finally find out which members of the crew they have a crush on. They will be able to see me as a True Guard, too.

Welp, more attack, but at least it negates 50% of the Paranoia effect Accuracy drop.

Now, based on the perk selected...
(Expansion) I guard the shops by teleporting back and forth.
(Unity) I welcome Katie and Sarah, telling them that I missed them so much. And I tell them that recently some shady guy is trying to lead us to the grave by sending soldiers and cursing our shop. Then I reveal the truth about me being a True Guard.
(Reaction) I try to tear my eyes away from it.

Fri, 07/29/2016 - 01:23

#588

Teddysmacker

I fill out an application.

1.) You can call me Horsey since Zeke has my name.

2.) I am bad at making cakes.

3.) I can draw and write, so maybe I can advertise fine.
I can cook other foods, just not bake.

4.) I've brought a crystal lodged in my back and a hefty sword.
Don't touch the crystal or I'll have to kill you.

5.) Between good and better at fighting probably.

6.) I don't know, am I loved yet? I had to ask around and I received between good and better.

7.) Do I seem sketchy to you? Probably not.

Fri, 07/29/2016 - 02:55

#589

Matikclocker

before Unity will be picked

I take the application.

"Mmm...you are very constructive to me. Your advertising skills...your crystal and a sword...your combat skills...your charisma..."

After a while I thought. And then continued.

"Your crystal seems to be a decoy, people try to steal it and you turn around and slash them. You will be a good bait for the robbers, so guess that you might be a junior guard. When outside of combat...I don't know. I know that you will perform excellently as a guard. But it's all up to Pickles if you get the job, and if you do then where you will work. Probably as a junior guard and a person who creates advertisements. Let Pickles decide, Horsey. I see lots of potential inside of you."

"I've heard that two girls are planning to open their business here. You will have a fun time with them. They are called Katie and Sarah, they own a shop called "Fresh!" and they sell orange juice and orange-related stuff. Once they move to us, we will turn this shop into an actual restaurant."

Fri, 07/29/2016 - 09:28

#590

Corporal-Shade

Cake Simulator - Day 13-9

Through absolutely little conversation, the girls are driving a car(Dee is driving the car because Katie is sleeping) to the Cake Shop in Genericogsfield. On the way there a dragon starts flying around in the car which scares Sarah until Dee calms her down.

As they enter the elaborate cake shop they are amazed by what you've done with the place(4 tables with 2 chairs each, checkered flooring, and a ceiling fan.). Also, they notice the P imp, two other orange dragons, and a cat.

After a few hours of explaining they tell the girls that Pickles is a wizard who summoned about all the familiars seen here. And then about the strange person by the name of... Shade. Or Estcher. "What?" Katie asks. "Does he wear a trenchcoat and fedora and yell a lot?"

Fri, 07/29/2016 - 11:27

#591

Matikclocker

Because Shade is a kid that can't control over his emotions.

"Yeah! That's the whole Shade! My theory is that Shade and Estcher are one entity." I told Katie. "It's good to have you here. You might know that Pickles recently became a wizard. Dee is our delivery boy, we have our little Teddy Zeke, the new-joined Horsey, the always sleeping Na-oh wait, where's Nann? Anyways, the always asleep Nann and of course, me."

I've paused a bit, then whispered to Katie, "I've become a True Guard since that time warp. And I won't give up until Shade stops stalking us."

Then I continued. "Anyways, welcome to our Cake Shop. I hope you will have fun here, making orange juice, orange-related stuff and of course..."

After a while I looked at both Katie and Sarah and said, "Oh my god. You look like you weren't trained in fighting at all! Don't worry girls, I can turn you into two guards that will protect the shop and destroy shady stuff. IF you don't need training, then ok, but I will be here in case you need some. Or...in case you get attacked. I will be always next to you. That's what guards are for, right?"

Then I paused, thought about the Vigilance perk, and continued. "Well, I can protect you, but if robbers steal during that time, then I will spend a second slashing them, then I will return to you."

Fri, 07/29/2016 - 11:57

#592

Delecated

Now, we are one!

"Well, we had never actually seen Shade in person, but his writing style does makes him seem like the type to yell a lot," Dee explains to Katie. "Anyways, if you two need help setting up, you know who to talk to."

Dee walks over to Tugarin, looking amazed.
"I didn't know you could fly," Dee remarks to xer.
(brief silence)
"...By the way, are you even capable of understanding human speech? Just nod or shake your head if you do."

Fri, 07/29/2016 - 14:45

#593

Corporal-Shade

Hello Darkness, my Old Friend.

Katie comes with a Beretta 9mm. (Her dad's handgun)
Her stats and skills are:
HP - 115/115
AP - 30/30
MAG - 100
STR - 100
(9 AP) Pistol Shot
(22 AP) Burst Fire
(10 AP) Intimidate
(14 AP) Sass Taunt

Sarah doesn't have any equipment and is also kind of a coward.
HP - 70/70
AP - 30/30
MAG - 110
STR - 90
(15 AP) Run Away
Mittens also doesn't do anything useful.

Sat, 07/30/2016 - 05:27

#594

Flash-Flire

Oh.

That's super confusing. Glad Horsey's name changed.
I also tell Horsey that my name's actually Teddy, not Zeke, Zuke, Zipper, Zill, Zorton, Zebity, Zachary or any other name like that, despite what Pickles will tell him.

Surely Mittens does something: cats are ALWAYS useful! They can scratch someone, they can... uh... But they can... look cute?
...
Fine, I agree that Mittens is basically useless.

Also idea: now that the orange juice & the cake shops are merged, does this unlock Orange Cake as a recipe?

I read the "Big Book of Various Moves You Can Probably Use If You're Good Enough" and find a move.
"Encourage: Tells everybody 'you can do it or something' and boosts their stats by 10% for 2 turns".
I decide to take a break from learning new moves, but I keep this in the back of my mind for a while.
I'll wait, say, 5 or so turns.

Sat, 07/30/2016 - 06:42

#595

Matikclocker

I'm not such a battle maniac, so I can allow explorers.

Matik remembered Katie's handgun before he got time-warped. "Ahh, your handgun...I remember that day when Dee tried to hit on you and you- uh, you really don't want to talk 'bout it, huh? Anyways, let's check what Sarah can do."

Then I turned to Sarah, looked at her (and the stats). The fact that the only move she can use is "Run Away" amused me.
"OH MY GOD! You don't have any combat skills! Don't worry, I can turn you from a coward to a battle machine before you will realise! Or if I won't be able to turn you into a battle girl, you can always explore with me. Wanna learn how to fight and overcome cowardice or just explore and scavenge parts to build something useful?"

Can I get crafting evaluations for Katie and Sarah?

Sat, 07/30/2016 - 11:42

#596

Corporal-Shade

Cake Simulator - Day 14-1

Day Twelve
Orange Cake is already unlocked. By Dee.
Mittens just likes to loaf around.
Stock
Money - $12.60
Cake Mix x2
Plain Slice x11
Vanilla Cupcake x6
Standard Orange x5
Chocolate x3
Vanilla x3

Sarah doesn't want to learn how to fight. So Matik just shrugs and walks to the counter to serve a guy in a suit. He then blinks and is in the storage room randomly, looking at a person wearing a ski mask. "Uhh... Heheh... Hey...?"

Dee caters to the suited person instead. "Hey buddy, I heard that you make fast cakes, and there's Wedding Cake on your menu? So uhh... Can you make a van-"

"Mama Mia!" Everyone's attention is turned to some Italian chef walking into the shop. "Hey! Im the person making the cakes around a here! I'm the best!"

"It has to be vanilla! You always do chocolate whether I like it or not!"

"But a chocolate is a the best!"

Dee interrupts. "So, you want a Vanilla Wedding Cake, right?"

The chef angrily points his finger at Dee. "You no a nothing about the cakes! Stay a out a this!" He then turns to the guy with the suit. "Fine! I'll make a your stupid vanilla cake!"

The suit guy crosses his arms. "Err... Hey Mr..." ('Dee') "-Mr. Dee, thank you. This guy has never made a Vanilla Cake ever, so if you make a better cake than his then I'll buy your cake, okay?" He then gives you his phone number, then walks off and drives his fancy car.

"You, are gonna regret a this!" The Italian chef says, then he leaves too.

Sat, 07/30/2016 - 11:48

#597

Matikclocker

Guess that Sarah wants to be

Guess that Sarah wants to be an explorer. I shrugged. "So you want to be an explorer, huh? Wait, I will be right back, we have a customer."

As I walked, I got teleported into the storage room. After that I saw a ski-mask guy, that looked like a robber, part of Shade's curse.

"Reveal yourself, shady scum!" I brandished the spear as I said this. "Don't you steal all of our stuff! Because if you touch something, you will die faster than your robbery will take!"

EDIT: You also forgot about Katie and Sarah's crafting evaluations. Oh, and give Teddy and Horsey's crafting skills if possible.

Sat, 07/30/2016 - 10:26

#598

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Remember, don't shoot food.

I ask Katie how she knew what Shade was like, hoping to get some backstory.

You forgot that I bought vanilla and chocolate earlier.

Sat, 07/30/2016 - 11:43

#599

Teddysmacker

Poke.

Did Pickles hire me yet. I'm not sure if I can do anything until then. Also I need stats to make sure I can actually do something.
I'd rather do something more productive than sitting around letting Mittens scratch at my crystal.

Sat, 07/30/2016 - 11:51

#600

Corporal-Shade

Hello Darkness, my Old Friend.

Katie said that this Shade character shouted loudly at them whenever they got a detail wrong, and when they did, they saw a shaded figure in the shadows.

EDIT: Okay Horsey was hired, I guess.
This is his status.
Horsey, Level 14 Knight
Ancient Blade
HP - 130/130
AP - 25/25
STR - 160
MAG - 125
(9 AP) Attack - Attack with currently equipped weapon.
(20 AP) Cleave - Attack every enemy.
(6 AP) Valor Up - Increase Defense by 50% for 3 turns.
(12 AP) Vigor Up - Increase Attack by 50% for 3 turns.

Horsey is not a giant horse. He just likes horses. When he tried riding a camel he fell off and got a scar in his back that hurts a bit.

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