A random planet completely unrelated to the current plot suddenly explodes as the lamp is turned on. The lamp unplugs itself as soon as it's plugged in.
The lamp teleports away when nobody is looking.
Abnormal CaKe SiMuLaToR
Mon, 06/06/2016 - 08:10
#452
Remember, don't shoot food.
Mon, 06/06/2016 - 16:01
#453
Upon reaching isolated space, Dee notices that Tugarin isn't acting hostile towards him, making him wonder just what he had to done to gain xer respect. Nevertheless, Tugarin doesn't seems to understand why attacking non-hostiles is a bad thing. As Dee intends on keeping Tugarin as a pet, he's going to have to tame xer first.
Assuming Tugarin's physiology is similar to that of a plant, Dee is thinking of treating xer to water and nutritious soil to get xer to better acknowledge him as a friend.
Dee searches with his phone GPS for nearby bodies of water, preferably within a forest.
Tue, 06/07/2016 - 19:12
#454
Cake Simulator - Day 11-4
You sold the cake slices for $20.00. Your balance is now $23.80.
A note appears on the counter a few seconds after the lamp unplugs.
Oh my god what the f@#$ did you do!?
Dee's GPS isn't helping very much. He's in the middle of the city and there are no forests anywhere. Why don't you just pour water on Tugarin? Theres a park about 3 blocks away.
One of the dragons in the shop is now a Rainbow Citrus Dragon. Orange, Yellow, and Green. The other one is still just orange. Anyways you watered the dragons and they stopped shooting you. White flowers sprout from their tails.
Tue, 06/07/2016 - 01:13
#455
oh okay
Dee heads to that park and pours water on Tugarin.
Tue, 06/07/2016 - 05:25
#456
That note was spam, but somewhat I still reply to it
Because the note appeared out of nowhere, I write on the second side "Nothing." and hope for a response.
I try to tame one of orange dragons. Also, I keep standing at the counter, focused on the doors, waiting for any shades or Estcher.
Tue, 06/07/2016 - 19:17
#457
Cake Simulator - Day 11-5
Dee pours a bottle of water on Tugarin. A white flower blooms on xer tail and xe calms down a bit.
The note that Matik wrote on turns into ashes.
Matik goes to fetch one of the dragons to tame but he finds out that the generic orange dragon escaped through an open window in the storage room.
So anyways the Rainbow Citrus Dragon doesn't seem to do much. It's kinda derpy.
Mischief psychically picks up a pebble off the ground and tosses it at the rainbow dragon. It gets pissed and starts trying to shoot assorted seed fragments at Mischief, who starts running around the room.
Tue, 06/07/2016 - 19:22
#458
Remember, don't shoot food.
I look out the open window, and water the Rainbow Citrus Dragon to calm it down.
Wed, 06/08/2016 - 07:26
#459
...
I keep looking at the doors while polishing the Nightstick.
Anything new on the shop?
Wed, 06/08/2016 - 13:27
#460
Since Dee is at a park, he decides that he might as well take some time to walk around and explore it.
Thu, 06/09/2016 - 23:11
#461
Cake Simulator - Day 11-6
Pickles waters the Rainbow Citrus Dragon and it calms down, shaking off loose water droplets.
Mischief hisses at the dragon, and then sleeps on the counter.
Then Pickles checks around and doesn't find the escaped dragon anywhere.
Matik polished the nightstick, then hid it when some woman walks into the store.
Frost wants to buy two orange slices for $16.00.
Your Charisma - 89/110
Their Intuition - 81/110 (+10%)
Dee looks around and doesn't find anyone. And then some guy with a revolver ambushes and threatens Dee to give the mugger his wallet.
Dee would've thought about the consequences of giving up his wallet if he had one, but he doesn't.
No matter though, Dee still carries a Cutlass.
Also, out of the corner of his eye he sees an orange dragon walking around aimlessly. He can tell it's not Tugarin because Tugarin is still shuffling around in his backpack.
Thu, 06/09/2016 - 23:43
#462
A robo-skrub appeared...
Pls give me job me no hav enough muny for system maintenance ;-;
(Read: Please, can I get a job? I don't have enough money to maintain my system hardware)
Fri, 06/10/2016 - 02:35
#463
Mischief
Alrighty, here's an application.
Fill it out and we'll see what you got.
1. What is your name?
__________
2. How good are you at baking cakes?
Lame - Bad - Okay - Good - Better
3. Do you have any other skills?
__________
4. Do you have any belongings that you are bringing?
__________
5. How good are you at fending off enemies?
Lame - Bad - Okay - Good - Better
6. How would you rate your Charisma?
Lame - Bad - Okay - Good - Better
7. Are you one of Shade's mercenaries?
__________
Once you fill that out you'll receive a contract.
Fri, 06/10/2016 - 02:25
#464
Results are in
1. Nanotron 2000
2. Good
3. Repairing, building, healing.
4. None
5. Bad
6. Okay
7. No
Fri, 06/10/2016 - 02:40
#465
Mischief
Wait a sec are you Matikclocker.
Fri, 06/10/2016 - 04:19
#466
Trouble...?
"Alright, alright! Here, now don't shoot!"
Dee sets down his backpack, opening it... letting loose Tugarin right in the mugger's face!
Using the opportunity, Dee draws his cutlass and Leg Rends the mugger, wrestling the revolver from the man's grasp as he falls backwards to the ground.
After getting Tugarin to heed and gesturing xer towards the other orange dragon wandering about, Dee directs the revolver right back at its owner.
The mugger now at his mercy, Dee asks him in a threatening low monotone:
"Tell me, why shouldn't I end you here and now?"
Fri, 06/10/2016 - 06:11
#467
Remember, don't shoot food.
((Yes he's Matik.))
I'm not sure how comfortable the rainbow citrus dragon is with us selling things with oranges in them, so I make sure the dragon doesn't know about us possibly selling the orange cakes.
I believe that it needs a name now, so I call it Pumpkin the Almighty (or just Pumpkin for short) because I why not?
Unless anybody has a better name...
Charley walks into the room with Pumpkin in it.
Fri, 06/10/2016 - 07:17
#468
But I can do more!
((OOC: Yes I am Matikclocker, only I thought that a helping hand wouldn't suffice))
Nooo, I am Matikclocker's bud and sometimes I replace him while he's on some missions.
((And I said no in game because the person who gave Nanotron an application shouldn't know that he's Matikclocker))
Fri, 06/10/2016 - 11:07
#469
huh
He's finally admitted that matik and nano are the same person, months after we figured it out
Fri, 06/10/2016 - 13:03
#470
Whoooooooooooooooooo-nevermind.
I bake and sell the orange slices.
Then I try to tame the rainbow citrus dragon while staring at the door.
Fri, 06/10/2016 - 13:05
#471
Cake Simulator - Day 11-7
You get nicknamed Nann by nobody. Nann is given a contract.
I've never written a contract so whatever.
If you sign this then you are forced to work here for life!
...unless you disappear randomly.
If you see anything suspicious then report it to us, not the police.
If you see a shaded figure wearing a cloak and fedora then tell is immediately.
Don't talk to suspicious individuals.
Read the contract.
Sign here
x _______________
Anyways...
Dee does whatever he just did and has the mugger at gunpoint, who is a generic ski-mask thug.
"No...! I have a family! Don't shoot me!" He says sincerely, but you can tell that that's a lie. Also, the revolver is kind of light... must be empty.
Frost waits impatiently.
Pumpkin derps around while Charlie keeps his sunglasses on.
Fri, 06/10/2016 - 13:19
#472
Nann seems to like his new job!
I sign the contract.
I begin by cleaning the shop and talking with Frost.
Fri, 06/10/2016 - 15:14
#473
Mischief
Nann signed the contract. If he doesn't want to be called Nann then talk to nobody.
Frost bought the slices and ignored Nann. Your balance is now $39.80.
Fri, 06/10/2016 - 15:45
#474
wow
Dee quickly notices the empty gaps in the revolver cylinder, realizing no rounds are chambered in the gun.
"This thug must either be spinning a lousy fib or a genuine moron if he thinks I'm going to shoot him with a gun he purposely kept empty," Dee thinks to himself, unamused.
Regardless, Dee finds the mugger's answer inadequate and Leg Rends his other leg before calling the cops on him.
Having decided to keep the revolver (mainly for the coolness factor), Dee retrieves the orange dragons; pouring water on the nameless dragon should he find it hostile towards him.
With all of his problems solved and done, Dee kicks up his motorbike and finally rides back to the shop.
Sat, 06/11/2016 - 23:07
#475
Cake Simulator - Day 11-8
Dee rides back to the shop with his twenty bucks, revolver, and dragons, with everything just as it was when he left.
Except for a Rainbow Citrus Dragon. Lime, Lemon, and Orange oh my. And a robot.
Your balance is now $59.80.
Day End
Still cursed with Eheheh. Curse wears off on Day 12.
Select a new perk!
Wedding Cake - Learn the Wedding Cake recipe.
MLG Cake - Learn the MLG Cake recipe.
Hypno Cake - Learn the Hypno Cake recipe.
Inventory
Money - $59.80
Plain Slice x9
Standard Orange x5
Food Coloring
Poison Cap x3
Gold x3
Tear Gas
Flashbang
Empty Revolver
Nightstick (Matik)
Taser (Pickles)
Knuckleduster (Teddy)
Voronese Cutlass (Dee)
Standard Motorbike (Dee)
Jet Collar (Mischief)
Gold can be sold for $18.50 each today.
Shop
Snazzy Cake Mix - ($3.50)
Overpriced Chocolate x3 - ($7.20)
Overpriced Vanilla x3 - ($10.00)
Strawberry Flavoring x3 - ($12.50)
UnJuiced Orange - ($2.00)
UnJuiced Strawberry - ($2.00)
Choice Oven - ($50.00)
Something that you’ve been waiting to get f0r a long time. Increases Cake Yield by 2.
Cupcake Pan - ($21.50)
Something that you didn’t seem too excited about. Increases Cupcake Yield by 3.
Sat, 06/11/2016 - 23:29
#476
I think that the MLG cake
I think that the MLG cake wouldn't suffice. 360noscoping skrubs must continue.
The Shop has nothing useful at all! I will leave the decision up to ya dudes.
Sun, 06/12/2016 - 07:29
#477
Remember, don't shoot food.
On one hand, I imagine the Wedding Cake would give us more profit. On the other hand, Hypno Cake would probably be more interesting.
We could sell one gold to get the Choice Oven and Cupcake Pan if everyone wants them both.
Are the dragons big enough for us to ride, or at the very least, Charley to ride? (I assume he's smaller than us because he's an imp)
Sun, 06/12/2016 - 21:55
#478
Mischief
Mischief wakes up and walks outside, then comes back psychically holding chalkdust, and waves it in front of Pickles' face.
Mon, 06/13/2016 - 15:21
#479
compulsive consumership
OKAY! Let's spend like CRAZY.
Dee sells a Gold to buy BOTH the Choice Oven and the Cupcake Pan (are you satisfied now, Cupcake-God?!), then sells another Gold to insure the shop isn't near bankrupt, and gives the last Gold to Charley to enhance his abilities or something.
Dee then looks into purchasing ammunition for the revolver.
Oh, and I choose to learn the Wedding Cake recipe.
Tue, 06/14/2016 - 01:12
#480
Cake Simulator - Day 12-1
You learnd de weddign caek recipipipipi
Wedding cake can be made with 2 Cake Mix! You're just that good!
You bought this expensive st00f woohoo! As an 'Achievement' you are awarded with cake!
Inventory
Money - $6.80
Plain Slice x15
Vanilla Cupcake x6
Standard Orange x5
Food Coloring
Poison Cap x3
Gold x2
Tear Gas
Flashbang
Empty Revolver
Nightstick (Matik)
Taser (Pickles)
Knuckleduster (Teddy)
Voronese Cutlass (Dee)
Standard Motorbike (Dee)
Jet Collar (Mischief)
Oh and Charley can't learn skills with gold but he can... ride Pumpkin. Whoosh! Charley hops on Pumpkin, who doesn't care that much. And starts walking where he pleases.
Charley starts saying stuff in an infernal language to Mischief. Pickles understands said language.
Charley: How do I tame this guy? I can't look pimpin if he doesn't do anything.
Mischief: You have to use Ambrosia-on-a-Stick.
Charley: You're a skilled wizard, right? Spawn me the stick.
Mischief: But I need to summon what I want first.
Charley: What's stopping you then?
Mischief: There's no chalk. Anywhere.
Charley: Master Pickles probably left some somewhere then...
Mischief: No, he didn't. He used every last bit of chalk in his stupid circle.
Charley: Sigh.
Tue, 06/14/2016 - 03:33
#481
<insert title>
Well darn.
Guess let's save up money for chalk!
The shop ran out of normal chalk so all we can do is buy thousand-packs for $25.
Buy some chalk once we have $25 or wait, I dunno, 5 days to get single packs for $0.50.
Can I equip the empty revolver to hit people in the face with? Does it have to be used precisely otherwise the damage will be low?
(Wait, wrong game.)
I continue to learn Piercing Blow (6/15)
Tue, 06/14/2016 - 03:38
#482
Shade
YOU SHUT UP YOU DAMN BRAT YOU DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT THE IMP AND CAT ARE SAYING SO YOU DONT KNOW WHAT TO BUY DAMNIT!
You spot a shaded figure across the street.
Tue, 06/14/2016 - 13:17
#483
Whoever that guy is, he must be 9 years old.
SHUT UP YOU KID DON'T YOU SEE THAT YOU ARE ACTING CHILDISH HERE YOUR MELTDOWNS ARE JUST IRRITATING ME NOW YOU CROSSED THE THIN LINE OF ENRAGEMENT AND YOU ARE GOING TO DIE YOU KID!!!
ahem. Do you wanna have a bad time, Shade? (or whoever had the meltdown (aside from me))
I attack the shaded figure. He must be dead, no matter the cost.
Tue, 06/14/2016 - 23:27
#484
<insert title>
What, so Pickles didn't tell everyone what the imp & cat were saying?
If Matik attacked the shaded figure, does that mean another RPG battle's coming up?
I still want to equip the Empty Gun.
I continue to learn Piercing Blow (7/15)
Tue, 06/14/2016 - 23:41
#485
Shade
Sure man, whatever. Take your empty gun.
When Matik swings his nightstick at Shade, he falls over on his back, and then disappears in standard RPG fashion.
Wed, 06/15/2016 - 03:24
#486
WANTED: Shade, 1,000,000 Crednets when brought dead or alive
(but better alive because I can kill him directly)
I WILL BE BACK, I WILL BE WAITING FOR YOU, I WILL [REDACTED] YOU UP!
Matik is inflicted with Seeker (or insert other name for this temporary perk). Matik is now obsessed with killing Estcher. Intellect dropped. Attack and Defense raised.
I search the Genericogsfield for Estcher's house, taking the Rainbow Citrus Dragon on the way (if he/she likes and if it's trained enough for battle). Guess I will call him Marky.
Wed, 06/15/2016 - 15:51
#487
Shade
But Pickles already named the Rainbow Citrus Dragon.
Wed, 06/15/2016 - 20:10
#488
No.
Dee does not approve of a child having a gun, even if it's unloaded, and confiscates the revolver from Teddie like the responsible adult he is (Dee kept the revolver for his own personal use, anyways).
Since Dee needs ammunition for the revolver, he searches online for the closest gun store to the cake shop, planning a visit during his next delivery drive.
Thu, 06/16/2016 - 00:25
#489
I knew it! I knew it! I knew it!
I had the same situation in Don't Starve Together! I called my pigman "Mark" but then I realised he was called Pumpkin! Ugh...
By the way Seeker wears off at the end of a day and initiates after encountering Estcher or when Shade has meltdowns again.
I keep looking for Estcher's house.
Thu, 06/16/2016 - 00:54
#490
Cake Simulator - Day 12-2
@Matik - Bro take a chill pill.
@Dee - Gun ammo will now be sold in stores.
New Order: Six Vanilla Cupcakes for CmnRibon1. Eight blocks away. Will pay $21.00.
Mischief finds a way to reuse the summoning circle and starts an incantation.
Charley sits on Pumpkin while he derps around.
Thu, 06/16/2016 - 08:24
#491
Remember, don't shoot food.
I remember we had an older brother (well, someone did) who sold dangerous items to pawn shops for us, so I call him and ask if he has any bullets, chalk, or chill pills we could have.
The lamp teleports within viewing range of the summoning circle when nobody is looking.
Thu, 06/16/2016 - 16:27
#492
Shade
Older brother is in jail.
Thu, 06/16/2016 - 20:49
#493
((I'm assuming that means the end of day shop.))
Dee sets out on his motorbike to deliver the cupcakes, bringing along Tugarin yet again upon his shoulders (Dee is going to have Tugarin as a companion for every delivery so that he doesn't have to walk xer for the necessary sunlight).
Dee is thinking of getting a front-mounted basket on his bike for Tugarin to sit in as having xer ride on his shoulders isn't particularly comfortable for the either of them.
Thu, 06/16/2016 - 22:28
#494
Cake Simulator - Day 12-3
Dee receives a message on his phone while he's driving.
T--n -a-- n-w! --u-e --i-g --l-y- -o- f--ls!
Matik is... still doing his business. ((Mbad this is not the message))
A customer with a black leather jacket and shades comes into the store. He's about to say something but Mischief stops what he's doing and psychically throws a glass cup at the customer's face.
Thu, 06/16/2016 - 21:29
#495
Hmm?
Dee checks who the message was from and replies with:
"Just, what exactly is he doing?"
Thu, 06/16/2016 - 22:28
#496
?????
Cough wrong message
Fri, 06/17/2016 - 01:12
#497
<insert title>
How did that lamp get over there?
I put the lamp back where it was previously. It appears to be wobbling slightly.
The wobbling intensifies.
I dislike the fact that the lamp is defying physics and I can't.
Lock Mischief in the next room and let the customer talk.
I continue to learn Piercing Blow (8/15).
I try to learn how to defy physics (1/542654307650924567029387549056342975624387956928743569274)
I see the number and stop trying to defy physics.
Fri, 06/17/2016 - 01:15
#498
Mischief
Mischief destroys the lock with his magic powers and proceeds to throw another glass cup at the customer. He looks really angry.
Fri, 06/17/2016 - 07:17
#499
Hmm? (for real this time)
Dee reads the message and scoffs. His intuition is enough to decipher "turn back now" and "you fools" from the code, but if anybody were to seriously communicate with him, they certainly wouldn't have typed as if they were Arakune.
Dee dismisses the message as a poor attempt to creepy prank him and continues his delivery without a second thought.
Fri, 06/17/2016 - 16:29
#500
?????
Dee receives another message. But this time his phone looks like it's being infected by Missingnos.
An orange dragon, huh?
...
Think it's a terrible idea to try to eat it? Oranges are tasty!
I watch Matik talking to a lamp, confused.
I turn on the lamp.
It doesn't work properly.
I plug it in.
Nothing happens.
Seems like a broken bulb.
Do we buy a bulb for $15 or leave the lamp be?
I continue to learn Piercing Blow (5/15)