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Abnormal CaKe SiMuLaToR

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Tue, 05/10/2016 - 14:23

#351

Flash-Flire

Now, the real question is, do we buy icing sugar and make coloured icing for the cake?
I take a candle from Pickles' stash for the birthday cake.
I remember that we have normal candles in the drawer and take one of those instead.
I place the previously taken candle on the ritual (48/52)

Tue, 05/10/2016 - 15:42

#352

Corporal-Shade

Cake Simulator - Day 9-7

Soren forgot to tell you the recipient's name, so you just wrote Happy Birthday on it.

Day End
You received a strange letter, written in the same text that was on Mischief's collar.
If you know what's good for you, you will desummon the cat. If you fail to comply in three days, I will take it by force. The cat does not belong to you, so return it or face the consequences. Make it quick, I am not a patient man. -Shade

Everyone learned new skills!
Pickles: Fatal Precision - You have a 20% higher critical chance.
Matik: Roundhouse - Matik can turn into a Spiral knight for 3 seconds.
Dee: Auto Shove - 80% chance to shove someone away if they attack you.
Teddy: Brag - Temporarily increase Charisma and Evade.

Inventory
Money - $67.30
Snazzy Cake Mix x1
Plain Slice x7
Choco Slice x2
Chocolate x3
Standard Orange x7
Food Coloring
Poison Cap x3
Orange Seeds
Blatantly Useless Ice Bomb
Really Dumb Fire Bomb
Nightstick (Matik)
Taser
Knuckleduster
Voronese Cutlass (Pickles)
Voronese Cutlass (Dee)
Jet Collar (Mischief)

Hey Teddy, you should equip a weapon. The Knuckleduster and Voronese Cutlass can be duplicated by the way.
Knuckleduster or Taser can be sold for money.
Knuckleduster > $8.00
Taser > $15.00
Blatantly Useless Ice Bomb > $4.00
Really Dumb Fire Bomb > $4.00

Shop
Snazzy Cake Mix - ($3.50)
Overpriced Chocolate x3 - ($7.20)
Overpriced Vanilla x3 - ($10.00)
Strawberry Flavoring x3 - ($12.50)
UnJuiced Orange - ($2.00)
UnJuiced Strawberry - ($2.00)
Orange Juice - ($1.25)
Standard Motorbike - ($75.00)
Adds a delivery service.
Choice Oven - ($50.00)
You can make 6 Slices per Cake Mix. (Up from 4)

Tue, 05/10/2016 - 16:50

#353

Delecated

Dee was planning to use the Taser in a strategy against Smithia's return, but he sells it in order to buy the Standard Motorbike because he thinks it is COOL.

Dee places the 15th candle (49/52)

Dee continues to learn Leg Rend (2/11)

Tue, 05/10/2016 - 18:35

#354

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Remember, don't shoot food.

I take the taser away from Dee before he can sell it, but without attacking him, and tell him to sell the bombs instead.

Then I equip the taser.

I mail Shade back, telling him that I'm not sure how to unsummon Mischief and asking what's so special about Mischief?

I grab the sixteenth candle (50/52)

Stats

Tue, 05/10/2016 - 18:45

#355

Corporal-Shade

Mischief

Shade doesn't have a known address. The letter just appeared on your counter.

Tue, 05/10/2016 - 18:51

#356

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Remember, don't shoot food.

Then I put the letter on the same counter.

Tue, 05/10/2016 - 19:24

#357

Delecated

Dee asks Pickles if he tried

Dee asks Pickles if he tried writing on the back of Shade's letter, thinking the paper is enchanted to work like instant messaging.

Dee sells the two bombs instead to have enough to buy the Standard Motorbike.

Dee continues to learn Leg Rend (3/11)

Tue, 05/10/2016 - 21:12

#358

Matikclocker

bleh. Didn't notice the

bleh. Didn't notice the current posts.

Turning into a Spiral Knight for 3 seconds is nothing compared to other people's skills.
I try to do something to change Roundhouse into something useful. If everything fails, then I need pros and cons of this skill.

I place thst damned 12th candle that was supposed to be PLACED in post #339 but wasn't because I said 11th. >_> (51/52)

We need a delivery man to do deliveries. I pick Delecated.

I also learn Safety Scissors (6/11)

Tue, 05/10/2016 - 21:46

#359

Corporal-Shade

Mischief

Roundhouss Effects
-Beyblade for like 3 seconds
-Beyblanding causes you to spin
-You will kick anyone near you
-You get a cool hat for 3 seconds

Tue, 05/10/2016 - 22:23

#360

Matikclocker

So it's basically a spin kick skill. Good one.

Wed, 05/11/2016 - 02:35

#361

Smithia

Oh yeah I forgot to say

The "useless" bombs are the only items that can get through my unbreakable/invincible armor ( level 3 version of my armor has maximum magic/dark magic resistance )
In other words, those two bombs are the only stuff that can take me down now.
Thought it was useless?
HAHAHA

And also, the cat won't be able to get me this time.
you'll see...... hehehe.....

Previously

1. Unknown
2. Shade
3. Unknown
4. Unknown
5. Unknown
31. Mischief
49. Pickles
52. Matik
56. Dee
36380347241835. Smithia

Now
1. Unknown
2. Shade
3. Unknown
4. Unknown
5. Unknown
31. Mischief
49. Pickles
52. Matik
56. Dee
98. Smithia

Wed, 05/11/2016 - 05:59

#362

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Remember, don't shoot food.

I point out that that's the wrong board.

I point out that we can still poke you, and you only do 1 damage.

I would rather not rely on a bomb that only has a 1% chance of exploding anyway.

I place the sixteenth candle (52/52)

Now to light the candles... (52/68)

Wed, 05/11/2016 - 07:08

#363

Matikclocker

God damnit. I light the first

God damnit.
I light the first candle (53/68)

Wed, 05/11/2016 - 10:54

#364

Delecated

Dee agrees to be the delivery guy!

Dee copies Pickles' message onto the back of Shade's letter, to test his theory.

Dee lights the second candle (54/68)

Dee continues to learn Leg Rend (4/11)

Wed, 05/11/2016 - 14:41

#365

Corporal-Shade

Mischief

The letter lights on fire. It's burning? Oh well. It stops burning after a few seconds with a new message.

You incessant fools. You neednt know the importance of Mischief. Clearly you're stupider than I thought. I will have to make a procedure that only a dead man could fail. Put the cat in a box and leave it outside, NOW!

TIP: Giving Up or just listening to Lies or just being Incredibly Stupid reduces your Charisma and intellect.
Your Intellect - 82/100
Your Charisma - 80/110

Alright Dee you're the delivery guy! One of you posted that you have a delivery service online so maybe someone will order a cake online! While you're biking, random events may happen.

Wed, 05/11/2016 - 23:15

#366

Delecated

Dee lets out a frustrated sigh and responds on the back of the letter:

Are "Mischief" and "Misty" two different cats or do you just have bad memory?

There are rumors going about telling of a 'shaded man' looking for a cat named "Misty".
Perhaps not so coincidentally, a man named "Estcher" visited our very shop looking for a black cat with a blue collar called "Misty".

Going off of your handle, I suspect that you and this 'shaded man'; and by extension, "Estcher"; are one and the same.
If that is not the case, then just who is this "Estcher"?

Dee takes time to light the third candle (55/68)
...and continue learning Leg Rend (5/11)

Thu, 05/12/2016 - 05:03

#367

Flash-Flire

Uhhhhhhh

I equip the Knuckleduster??????????
I don't know the stats of the weapons.
I light the fourth candle (56/68)
I feel like someone should get a flamethrower and light all the candles on fire.

Thu, 05/12/2016 - 05:53

#368

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Remember, don't shoot food.

I attempt to ask Mischief about Shade and Estcher.

I light the fifth candle (57/68)

Thu, 05/12/2016 - 06:55

#369

Matikclocker

I don't think it will

I don't think it will work.
Lighting sixth candle (58/68)
Learning Safety Scissors (7/11)

Thu, 05/12/2016 - 07:57

#370

Corporal-Shade

Mischief

The letter explodes, knocking Dee back.

Thu, 05/12/2016 - 22:50

#371

Matikclocker

This could mean ONLY ONE!

This could mean that Estcher is Shade. Shade exploded this letter to hide the fact he's Estcher. We need to be on lookout.

I light the seventh candle? (59/68)
And I learn Safety Scissors (8/11)

Fri, 05/13/2016 - 07:00

#372

Corporal-Shade

Cake Simulator - Day 10-1

Money - $0.30
Plain Slice x11
Choco Slice x2
Chocolate x3
Standard Orange x7
Food Coloring
Poison Cap x3
Orange Seeds
Nightstick (Matik)
Taser (Pickles)
Knuckleduster (Teddy)
Voronese Cutlass (Dee)
Standard Motorbike (Dee)
Jet Collar (Mischief)

Dee's HP - 115/145
Mischief's HP - 75/75 (Explosion Missed)
Nobody heard the explosion luckily.

Soren comes to collect the big birthday cake. What was the price again?

Fri, 05/13/2016 - 23:14

#373

Matikclocker

It was 12.50 dollars. I light

It was 12.50 dollars.
I light the 8th candle (60/68)
I learn Safety Scissors (9/11)

Sat, 05/14/2016 - 03:54

#374

Smithia

Revenge of the Smith

There is a note at the front door.

' WilL bE TheRE In A sEC '

You wait - but nobody comes...

Suddenly, the door explodes.

Smithia walks in.

Smithia, with his new X-ray vision, scan the room.

Smithia frowns.

"""oNLy 30 CEnTs ? sERIoUslY ?"""

Smithia, disgusted, walks away.

Sat, 05/14/2016 - 07:44

#375

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Remember, don't shoot food.

Again, I attempt ask Mischief about Shade and Estcher, even though they probably can't respond because they're a cat.

I light the 9th candle (61/68)

Stats

Sat, 05/14/2016 - 08:49

#376

Matikclocker

I queue up skills. Safety

I queue up skills.
Safety Scissors (9/11)
Construction (or whatever the skill is named that allows you to make things and stuff)

And I propose that we ban Smithia from the shop. If he will arrive again, attack at will.

Sat, 05/14/2016 - 08:54

#377

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Remember, don't shoot food.

I don't see how banning him from the shop will make him stop.

Sat, 05/14/2016 - 09:06

#378

Corporal-Shade

Cake Simulator - Day 10-2

Welp there's $12.50 for you. +$1.00 Tip. Your balance is now $13.80.

Theres some sort strange aura coming from Mischief enveloping your shop. The effects (if any) seem to be benign, though. He also seems to run to the storage room whenever Estcher or Shade come close to your shop.

Mischief sticks his head out the door as Smithia is walking away, and a venomous bolt forms above his head, aimed at Smithia.

Sat, 05/14/2016 - 10:10

#379

Matikclocker

THIS PROVES THAT Estcher is

THIS PROVES THAT Estcher is Shade and Mischief doesn't like them...
10th candle (62/68)
Safety Scissors (10/11)

Sat, 05/14/2016 - 19:22

#380

Smithia

WHAT!!!!

Smithia turns around.

"""$13.80??? GimMe dAT!!!!"""

Smithia throws a Poison Bomb - Opponent's next attack is reduced by 50%

Smithia throws a Freeze Bomb (level 9) - Deals 25 damage + 50% chance of freezing everyone (EVERYONE)

Mischief has received 25 damage. 50% chance of freezing everyone has failed.

Smithia stands up.

Time to fight.

What will you do?
・Give money
・Fight

BTW, Mischief, distracted, has failed to shoot the lightning. Also, Mischief cannot come close to me. I have cat repellant on my armor this time.

Sat, 05/14/2016 - 19:32

#381

Corporal-Shade

Mischief

A wave of dark feedback surrounds Mischief, distorting and deleting the incoming freeze from existence.

Mischief's Magic attack still got disrupted.

Sat, 05/14/2016 - 23:25

#382

Matikclocker

Get ready for mayhem

I hide all my money in the safe. Wait, we don't have one? Then I don't give money to Smithia.
Finish learning Safety Scissors (11/11), light quickly the 11th candle (63/68)

EDIT: I just realised that Smithia destroyed our cake shop, so...you're going to have a bad time.

Matikclocker begins transformation! (1/5) Try to stop me, Smithia!

Sun, 05/15/2016 - 00:25

#383

Delecated

...

Dee silently rises from his unconscious state, feeling very miffed realizing what had happened to him.
One would think the second most powerful being in the universe would at least have a basic understanding of how social interactions works. Leaving his questions unanswered and nuking his face over them isn't going make Dee any more willing to give Shade his cat back.

Dee scans his surroundings in attempt to recollect himself, only to find himself thrust deeper into rage upon sighting Smithia; the smell of sulfur in the air having given away just what the individual intends.

Dee puts his right hand into a fist across his chest and points the Voronese Cutlass in his left at Smithia; signaling his will to fight.

Sun, 05/15/2016 - 03:42

#384

Smithia

"""""MMMOOONNNEEEYYY!!!"""""

Smithia's Intellectt - 100/100
Smithia's HP - 1/1
Smithia's armor - Unbreakable

Attacks
Flashback - When dealt damage, all who are in range of sight will receive same damage (level 10 )
Almost-Kill - Takes away 99% of opponent's remaining HP ( level 10 )
Halfway-Kill - Takes away 50% of opponent's remaining HP ( level 10 )
Quarter-Kill - Takes away 25% of opponent's remaining HP ( level 10 )
(The “KILL” attacks cannot be dodged)
Shout - Stuns the enemy for 25 seconds ( level 5 )
Bang - Hits the enemy with sword ( level 10 )
Boom - Use a bomb

Smithia Shouts at Matikclocker. Matikclocker's transformation slows down for 25 seconds.

Smithia Almost-Kills Dee. Dee's HP is now 1.

Smithia Halfway-Kills Dee. Dee's HP is now 0.5.

What will you do?
・Give money
・Fight

Sun, 05/15/2016 - 04:49

#385

Matikclocker

You didn't specify the turn

You didn't specify the turn amount, so it might backfire.

I ask you from what planet you came, because I doubt that you can almost instakill people in this world.

I begin to learn Overdrive Resonance which will double AP for one turn (1/??)

Sun, 05/15/2016 - 08:43

#386

Corporal-Shade

Cake Simulator - Day 10-3

Woooo RPG Battle!!!
Enemies have flat Actions while you have Action Points.

Enemy: Smithia
Health - 1/1
Actions - 3

Matik, Lv 10 Guard
HP - 160/160
AP - 25/25
(9 AP) Bludgeon - Hit a fool and see what they learn from this experience.
(12 AP) Safety Scissors - A weaker version of Scythe.
(15 AP) Roundhouse - Turn into a Spiral Knight for a few seconds.
(1/21 Learn) Overdrive Resonance - Doubles AP for one turn.
(3 AP) Brace - Reduces incoming damage by 80%.

Dee, Lv 10 Generalist
HP - 115/145
AP - 27/27
(9 AP) Slash - Bladed attack that somehow doesn't inflict bleeding.
(14 AP) Leg Rend - Sword attack that inflicts Slow.
(21 AP) Recover - Heal yourself based on 75% of your Magic.
(3 AP) Brace - Reduces incoming damage by 80%.

Mischief, Lv 31 Cat
HP - 75/75
AP - 20/20
(X AP) Mystery Skill - What does it do?
(15 AP) Lacerate - Non elemental magic that inflicts Bleed on a target.
(15 AP) Envenom - Non elemental magic that inflicts Poison on a target.
(5 AP) Cloak - Blend into the shadows.

Pickles, Lv 10 Boss
HP - 125/125
AP - 25/25
(9 AP) Shock - Taze an opponent, with a chance to stun them.
(12 AP) Beat Punch - Special attack that beats up an enemy.
(10 AP) M.Shield - Halves Magic Damage against an ally by 50%, and blocks 1/26th of the alphabet.
(16 AP) Very Dark Grey Regularember - The weaker form of Black Dragonfire. Hits 4 times.
(2 AP) Defend - Reduces incoming damage by 50%.

Charley, Lv ? P imp
HP - 22/22
AP - 3/3
(3 AP) Shinestrike - Deals light damage and blinds enemies with the power of bling.
(2 AP) Tiny Pitchfork - Hits an enemy and burns them.
(1 AP) Cloak - Blend into the shadows.

P.S. The imp names are from a thing called Kingdom of Loathing.

Sun, 05/15/2016 - 08:38

#387

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Remember, don't shoot food.

PICKLES AND CHARLEY HAVE JOINED THE BATTLE!

I ask Blazecat what class and level I am right now, before I attack Smithia with the Taser.

Just in case it somehow doesn't work, Charley hits Smitha with Shinestrike, hopefully blinding him and making Flashback useless, before body-blocking Smithia's next attack towards Dee.

Charley remembers the live mouse Mischief gave him and takes a closer look at it, even though it's probably left by now.

I light the 12th candle (64/68)

Stats

Sun, 05/15/2016 - 08:44

#388

Corporal-Shade

Mischief

The mouse is still alive and Charley is still holding it.

Sun, 05/15/2016 - 10:32

#389

Matikclocker

Well, well, well. Look who's going to show of his OPness.

Remember the "Rekt" perk? It affects Pickles' Beat Punch and my Roundhouse, so we both got 50% more attack damage!

Let's rrrrrev it up! But first, I cancel Transformation cuz I don't want to waste infinite turns on setting the 3rd strong thing in the world.

I use Roundhouse and BLUDGEON!!!!! on Smithia.
I spend my remaining 1 AP on learning Overdrive Resonance. (2/21)
If possible, light the 13th candle (65/68)

First learn Overdrive Resonance, and if learning costs no AP then light the 13th candle.

I CAN FEEL IT IN MY CIRCUITS!

Sun, 05/15/2016 - 18:16

#390

Delecated

BATTLE!

Without an idea of how to penetrate Smithia's armor, Dee brings forth to his mind the image of a lightning deity and strikes Smithia with a simple Slash.

Sun, 05/15/2016 - 22:27

#391

Smithia

KILLL!!!

Smithia counter-strikes the person trying to Slash me (idk who- IM BLIND!!!!)

Bang.

The bomb is set. (READ:Dropped)

However, the bomb does not explode (yet).

Smithia Almost-Kills everyone in eyesight.

However, Smithia is blind, so nobody is damaged.

Smithia eats some carrot cake.

Smithia's eyesight is restored, and has a less chance of being blinded!

Mon, 05/16/2016 - 15:09

#392

Flash-Flire

Teddy wakes up and sees Smithia.
Teddy used Annoy!
Teddy shouted & jumped up & down to attract Smithia's attention.

Teddy: Lvl 2 Kid
HP: 50/50
AP: 22/30
AGI:100
Teddy is now Smithia's target probably???

Mon, 05/16/2016 - 15:42

#393

Corporal-Shade

Cake Simulator - Day 10-4

Turn In Progress...

Teddy annoyed the hell out of Smithia.
Pickles tazes Smithia! -??.
Charley uses Shinestrike! -??, Blinded!
Dee slashes at Smithia. -??.
Smithia lashes out at Delecated in response. Missed.
Smithia arms a bomb.
Matik whacks Smithia. -??.
Teddy annoys Smithia even more.
Smithia tries to Almost-Kill Teddy. You weren't even looking at him.
Pickles lights a candle.
Matik jumps and does a spinning kick. -??.
Dee does an uppercut slash on Smithia. -??.
Smithia eats Carrot Cake. It's good for your eyesight. Blindness cured!
Matik concentrates on learning.
Dee jabs Smithia. Missed the target.
Mischief casts Apathy on Smithia. Smithia's Health was changed to 50/50.

Status
Everyone is Okay

Smithia
HP - 50/50
SP - ??/??
AP - 3/3

Mon, 05/16/2016 - 16:53

#394

Delecated

Dee punts the armed bomb right back at Smithia, Braces whatever happens, then uses Recover.

Mon, 05/16/2016 - 19:21

#395

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Remember, don't shoot food.

Pickles learned Very Dark Grey Regularember!

With the last of my AP, I use Very Dark Grey Regularember, engulfing Smithia in said Very Dark Grey Regularembers.

Charley tosses the mouse onto Smithia, hoping it will distract him or something.

I light the 14th candle (66/68)

Stats

Mon, 05/16/2016 - 22:32

#396

Flash-Flire

Teddy uses Hype Up.
Teddy's AGI increased by 25% for three turns!

Teddy's Status
HP: 50/50
AP: 17/30
AGI: 125 (Boosted: 3 turns remaining)
Teddy is probably still Smithia's target???

Tue, 05/17/2016 - 01:18

#397

Smithia

ZZZ

Smithia feels sleepy, so lies down on the floor and starts to snore.

The bomb explodes.

The cake shop is now covered in flames.

Smithia, with his indestructible/waterproof armor, keeps on snoring.

Tue, 05/17/2016 - 05:37

#398

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Remember, don't shoot food.

I attempt to steal Smithia's armor while he sleeps.

Tue, 05/17/2016 - 09:39

#399

Matikclocker

I kick the bomb back at

I kick the bomb back at Smithia before it explodes. Smithia dies from the weakpoint that is his bomb.
I light the 15th candle (67/68)
I learn Overdrive Resonance (3/21)

All candles lightened. Commence summoning sequence? Y/N

The power from the summoning circle fills Matikclocker with determination!

Tue, 05/17/2016 - 10:22

#400

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Remember, don't shoot food.

((Uhh, no they aren't))

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