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Thu, 09/08/2016 - 19:27
#801
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Crazee-Pi-Forum
Remember, don't shoot food.

((Shouldn't 25% be 2 per turn?

Also, when did Raz get here?))

Charley attacks and cloaks.

Pumpkin yawns.

I use the Light Magik Rune on a vanilla cupcake.

Enchanted Punch (10/12)

Thu, 09/08/2016 - 20:36
#802
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Corporal-Shade
Hello Darkness, my Old Friend.

It's 25% less AP, based off of Avery's Base AP Regen.
Avery normally gains 4 AP per turn, but the Charge perk's -25% AP Regen knocks it down to 3 AP per turn.

Fri, 09/09/2016 - 11:06
#803
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Markelu
Because i'm a newbie, i

Because i'm a newbie, i follow everyone's advice.
I combine the Light Magik Rune with Estcher's Hat.
I also ask Dee what is Deluxe Vanilla.

Fri, 09/09/2016 - 18:01
#804
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Delecated
@Markelu

"To be honest, I'm not quite sure."
"Since we make products out of vanilla, I assume it's just higher quality vanilla."

Fri, 09/09/2016 - 23:28
#805
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Markelu
Loading subject...

"Oh well..."

I search around the neighborhood to find random garbage that might come in handy.

Sun, 09/11/2016 - 21:05
#806
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Corporal-Shade
Cake Simulator - Day 16-1

(Pickles, the fight with Avery ended in a draw.)

Elu uses the rune on Estcher's Hat, turning it into a card!
Received Flawed Dark Magik Card!
You're not sure what it does.

Frost wants to buy your Poison Slice, even though you never said you had a poison slice.

Sun, 09/11/2016 - 23:23
#807
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Flash-Flire
Uh...

Sell it?????
Then ask how he knows that you secretly sell Poison Slices.

Also nobody ever told me which book the summoning guide was.

I continue to learn Encourage (9/20)

Mon, 09/12/2016 - 07:38
#808
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Corporal-Shade
Hello Darkness, my Old Friend.

(Zeddy, even though you probably don't remember this and nobody does, Frost is a girl.)

Wed, 09/14/2016 - 02:34
#809
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Flash-Flire
MY POINT STILL STANDS!

Ok then, ask how *she* knows we sell poisonous products.

Sun, 09/18/2016 - 06:48
#810
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Crazee-Pi-Forum
Remember, don't shoot food.

Oh.

Again, I use the Light Magik Rune on a vanilla cupcake.

Enchanted Punch (11/12)

Sun, 09/18/2016 - 16:08
#811
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Corporal-Shade
Cake Simulator - Day 16-2

Elu searches the nearby streets for random crap. He turns up squat.
((Elu doesn't have any official stats yet since I'm too lazy to make them up for him. If he wants, he can distribute the points by himself, having 150 in every stat with 100 bonus points to use in increments of 5.))
Actually, Elu found a raccoon.

Frost responds with: "That guy told me." She points to Jasper, who his standing across the street outside the shop.

Pickles turns the Vanilla Cupcake into a Auto-Regen III Card.
The user of this card regenerates their health by 10% for 3 turns during a battle.
New updates to the card forces it to not activate for 2 turns at the start of the battle.

Sun, 09/18/2016 - 19:03
#812
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Delecated
My time is now?

Dee reiterates post #799 and sells to Frost the Poison Slice for $75.00.

Dee rests his head in his right hand, elbow propped upon the cashier countertop.
He looks as if he is waiting for something to happen.

Sat, 09/24/2016 - 14:42
#813
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Corporal-Shade
Hello Darkness, my Old Friend.

"Eh, I don't know who or where my grandmother is." Katie says to Dee.

Sun, 09/25/2016 - 11:51
#814
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Markelu
The Arcade was dying, thank god!

I challenge Dee to a battle so he is not bored anymore.

Mon, 09/26/2016 - 02:03
#815
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Delecated
Well, what can we do?

Dee politely refuses Elu's offer, saying that he has been waiting for the rival battle that was promised to him.

Dee goes ahead and opens the envelope Sarah found.

Mon, 09/26/2016 - 07:20
#816
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Corporal-Shade
Hello Darkness, my Old Friend.

Whats this? The envelope is empty.

Money - $130.00
Plain Slice x21 ($6.00)
Choco Slice x2 ($8.00)
Vanilla Slice x3 ($11.00)
Vanilla Cupcake x6 ($6.50)

Victoria would like to buy two Vanilla Cupcakes.
Rick would like to buy a Plain Slice.

Wed, 09/28/2016 - 14:24
#817
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Flash-Flire
Bloop.

Sell'm.
I put the envelope in the microwave to see if there's invisible ink.
There isn't.
We have a burnt envelope now.

I continue to learn Encourage (10/20)

Sun, 10/02/2016 - 00:08
#818
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Delecated

Dee sells the products to the customers, and out of curiosity asks them why they chose to visit this cake shop in particular.

Sun, 10/02/2016 - 10:06
#819
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Corporal-Shade
Cake Simulator - Day 16-3

A page from the summoning guide gets ripped out by 'wind' and flies itself into Teddy's face.

You sold some somethings! Your balance is now $149.00!
Plain Slice x20 ($6.00)
Choco Slice x2 ($8.00)
Vanilla Slice x3 ($11.00)
Vanilla Cupcake x4 ($6.50)

"I saw other people purchasing cakes from your shop." Victoria said.

Rick says "It was the closest bakery to my house."

Sun, 10/02/2016 - 09:27
#820
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Crazee-Pi-Forum
Remember, don't shoot food.

A book? Don't you mean a page?

Sun, 10/02/2016 - 17:46
#821
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Corporal-Shade
Hello Darkness, my Old Friend.

Well maybe a book did come out of the summoning guide, flying into Teddy's face. It'd be Realistic wouldn't it?

Tue, 10/04/2016 - 20:33
#822
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Flash-Flire
Ow.

Ouch.
I look at the page/book/whatever we decided it was and see instructions for getting myself some kind of summon.
I read a random passage out loud and a dog with a red collar pops out of thin air.

Dog: Level 1 Random Dog
HP: 20/20
ATK: 10
DEF: 5
AGI: 25
AP: 4/4

Attacks:
Bite (1 AP): Bites and enemy. Damage based off ATK.
Bite Rush (3 AP): Bites a specific enemy 5 times.
Successive Bites (2 AP): Bites all enemies.
Suddenly Meat (4 AP): Random meat appears. Heals Dog 8 HP.

The force of the book on my head suddenly makes me realize that shouting at people is actually really easy.
I learn Encourage (20/20)
Encourage (25 AP): Says generic positive statements. All other party members get +10 to ATK, DEF and AGI for 2 turns.

Mon, 10/10/2016 - 14:16
#823
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Corporal-Shade
Cake Simulator - Day 16-4

You've lost track of time.
Teddy summoned a dog, hooray! With the class of Random Dog too!
Looks like it's name is just Dog, so creative!

Day End
You've lost track of time, but whatever.
Elite Clockomancy - Matik can go fast.
Elite Clonkomancy - Matik’s attacks can stun enemies.
Elite Crockomancy - Matik can summon a crocodile for a few minutes.

Stock
Money - $149.00
Plain Slice x20 ($6.00)
Choco Slice x2 ($8.00)
Vanilla Slice x3 ($11.00)
Vanilla Cupcake x4 ($6.50)
Special Cake Mix x2
Deluxe Vanilla
Deluxe Jam
Light Magik Rune
Dragon Star
Estcher's Hat
Regen III Card
All of your Gear

Shop
Special Cake Mix - ($5.00)
Deluxe Chocolate x3 - ($11.00)
Deluxe Vanilla x3 - ($16.00)
Deluxe Jam x3 - ($21.00)
Not Really DLC - ($40.00)
Adds more abnormal content into this game.

Mon, 10/10/2016 - 15:12
#824
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Delecated
currently unsure if feeling despair

I buy the "Not Really DLC", because I'm hungering for content.

"Oh cool, a dog. Reminds me of the time we had Lassie," Dee says in nostalgia.

Dee then remembers that Lassie didn't really do much, and considers that this dog would likely amount to the same...

Mon, 10/10/2016 - 15:33
#825
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Corporal-Shade
Hello Darkness, my Old Friend.

"Not Really DLC" was purchased. You got more content.
Which includes but is not limited to:
-Free Wakizashi
-Free Flintlock
-Pirate Event Battle
-Wizardry Grand Battle
-Neko's Manipulator
-Eddy's Manipulator
-Lassie's Enlightenment Cake
-Cupcake God's Cupcape

Mon, 10/10/2016 - 22:19
#826
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Crazee-Pi-Forum
Remember, don't shoot food.

I don't think Matik's around anymore to choose an upgrade, unfortunately.

I check the shop to see if anything's changed now that we've bought the "Not Really DLC" DLC.

Tue, 10/11/2016 - 05:02
#827
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Flash-Flire
Boring.

Absolutely nothing has changed except there is now a flashing banner above the counter that says "PROUD SUPPORTER OF THE ABNORMAL CAKE SIMULATOR SINCE 20WHATEVER".

Tue, 10/11/2016 - 09:21
#828
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Corporal-Shade
Hello Darkness, my Old Friend.

The shop updated. Or something.
It has the new...

Wakizashi - ($0.00)
Flintlock - ($0.00)

Tue, 10/11/2016 - 21:59
#829
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Flash-Flire
<inseret title>

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the Flintlock.
Because why not.

Wed, 10/12/2016 - 12:14
#830
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Delecated
Ah well, what now, eh wot?

The pace at which the hours pass by seem like eternity to the veteran cake mason. In hopes of just anything eventful to occur, Dee proceeds to take an aimless walk to where-ever with his faithful(?) companion, Tugarin.

Thu, 10/13/2016 - 09:49
#831
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Corporal-Shade
Hello Darkness, my Old Friend.

Status has been updated.

Anyways, you got a free Flintlock!
Grey walks into your store. "Okay, are you ready for a familiar battle this time?"

Sat, 10/15/2016 - 02:18
#832
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Matikclocker
I'm picking Elite Clockomancy!

Guess who's at the door of the Cake Shop. Matik has returned! HE bursts in at incredible speeds.

"Yo, just undergone an upgrade from Pro to Elite rank! I--"
And I saw Grey.

"Familiar battle? Well, Mark can do stuff, but ok."

Sat, 10/15/2016 - 21:18
#833
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Crazee-Pi-Forum
Remember, don't shoot food.

You forgot to put Shield on there.

Didn't we just have a familiar battle with Grey?

Enchanted Punch (12/12)

I learn Enchanted Punch.

I also realize that I probably should get some spells that use my highish magic stat, and begin looking through my summoning guide to see if I can find a new magic spell that doesn't add a new ally to the battle.

Can we take the Wakizashi as well?

Sat, 10/15/2016 - 10:36
#834
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Markelu
Strange

I remember that Dee gave me a Cutlass, so i don't think i'm really unarmed right now.

Sun, 10/16/2016 - 00:04
#835
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Delecated
opportunity

Noticing Grey, Dee double backs to the shop.
"'Ya know, the boss doesn't seem all that motivated. How 'bout I take his place in the battle instead?" Dee proposes to Grey. "I am more specialized in familiars... would make for a better fight, yes?"
"But I want to raise the stakes a little. How about we put a little something of ours on the line?"
Raising an arm, Dee proceeds to dramatically point at the article resting atop Grey's head.
"If I win, I lay claim to your hat!"
Dee then sets down his backpack and unloads his entire inventory onto the ground in front of Grey.

"So! What will be your wager?"

Sun, 10/16/2016 - 06:40
#836
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Crazee-Pi-Forum
Remember, don't shoot food.

I wouldn't say I'm not that motivated, since helping Mischief just by battling seems like a good enough motivation for me, but ok, I guess.

Sun, 10/16/2016 - 13:28
#837
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Corporal-Shade
Hello Darkness, my Old Friend.

"Honestly, you were having trouble actually doing the battle part and you just did the talking part last time we battled." Grey said. "Anyways, now that the whole crew is here, we can fight for real this time. Oh, and you're all magically able to relay commands to your familiars."

Grey looks at Dee, responding to his proposal. "Sure, you can have it if you win. I got plenty of hats. If I win, I get that hat you have there, okay?" He points to Estcher's sinister black hat.

Elu equips the Cutlass.
Pickles retrieves the Wakizashi.

Avery has 112 HP this time because Dog the Random Dog was summoned by Teddy.

Sun, 10/16/2016 - 21:48
#838
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Delecated

*Dee agrees to Grey's terms!*

"Alright! Let's get down to business, shall we?"

Edit: Dee orders Tugarin to begin the fight with a Rake combo.

Mon, 10/17/2016 - 16:53
#839
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Crazee-Pi-Forum
Remember, don't shoot food.

Tell Matik to have Mark use Regenerate on Charley.

If he agrees to do so, have Charley use Power Warp, else, Metal Cyclone.

Edit: Pumpkin continues the rake combo.

Wed, 10/19/2016 - 01:05
#840
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Matikclocker
So yeah, Mark derps around

So yeah, Mark derps around before using Regen on Charley.

Wed, 10/19/2016 - 09:16
#841
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Corporal-Shade
Hello Darkness, my Old Friend.

Mark derps around.
Avery doesn't do anything.
Tugarin rakes Avery. -14.
Pumpkin harshly rakes Avery. -22.
Dog is pretty random today.
Mark gives Charley Regen.
Charley casts Power Warp! Vigor, MagUp, -24.
Tugarin harshly rakes Avery. -23.
Avery's emergency barrier activated.
Charley will regenerate health at the start of the next turn.
Avery will regenerate health at the start of the next turn.

Avery
Regen(4), Damage Nullification(16x)
HP - 37/120
AP - 7/8

Charley
Regen(3)
HP - 24/48

Wed, 10/19/2016 - 14:23
#842
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Delecated

Dee tells Tugarin to RAKE SOME MORE!

Fri, 10/21/2016 - 08:17
#843
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Markelu
Seeing that nothing

has happened, Elu inspects the Wakisazhi and Flintlock and see if they have something special applied to them.

Fri, 10/21/2016 - 16:15
#844
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Corporal-Shade
Hello Darkness, my Old Friend.

Elu inspects the weapons.
The Wakizashi can be used as a regular weapon. It's like a Katana, but shorter. It makes the user a little faster and has an ancient ability.
Wakizashi - ATK +20, Max AP +3
(9 AP)Attack - Attack an enemy with the Wakizashi.
(16 AP)(x1)Brandish - Deal critical damage to an enemy, then decrease the AP Cost for any Standard Attack by 2 for 3 turns. Disables the Wakizashi for the rest of the battle.

The Flintlock does what you'd expect it does. Fire lead balls at enemies. It's way to slow to reload in the middle of a battle, though.
Flintlock - ATK +50
(0 AP)(x1)Quickdraw - Deal critical damage to an enemy. Ignores Defense, Evade, and Counter.

P.S. Attack bonus blatantly only applies for the weapon that grants the bonus. So Flintlock doesn't make your Wakizashi more powerful.

Mon, 10/24/2016 - 00:34
#845
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Markelu
01110011 01100101 01100011 01110010 01100101 01110100

Oh.

"Seems like every other ordinary weapon." Elu says to himself.
"Let's just guard the shop until someone appears.

Mon, 10/24/2016 - 01:38
#846
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Flash-Flire
HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I stop playing Pokemon Mystery Dungeon and look up from my 3DS.
"Oh, hello" I say to the guard.
He looks at me funny.
I 'casually' walk away and see if I can make some more Multicolour Cake.

Mon, 10/24/2016 - 19:23
#847
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Corporal-Shade
Hello Darkness, my Old Friend.

All actions have been repeated.
Support actions have been swapped with a standard Attack.
Avery still doesn't do anything.

Avery
Regen(3), Damage Nullification(12x)
HP - 49/120
AP - 8/8

Charley
Regen(2), Vigor(4), MagUp(4)
HP - 28/48

Mon, 10/24/2016 - 21:05
#848
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Flash-Flire
whoops

TFW you misread the last comment before you post =/

Mon, 10/24/2016 - 23:04
#849
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Delecated
...

"What is wrong with that pupper?" Dee stressfully wonders to himself.

Nevertheless, Dee commands Tugurin to keep on Raking.

Thu, 10/27/2016 - 02:10
#850
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Flash-Flire
I have a dog. S0 R4nD0M

I see the familiar battle and Dog just sitting there.
I tell it to go bite Avery (Bite Rush, Bite).
It looks at me funny.
I motion towards Avery to get the message across.
It does what I said this time.

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