Agent Flint's Generic RPG

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Go into the first mystery room on the left.

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Chapter 0-4

Found some treasure.
Pirate1: Niiice. Keep walking, girl.

.............[?]
.........[_][_][_][ ! ]
[X][?][_][X]
....[X][_][X]....
[X][S][_][_][X]
....[X][_][X]....

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Stop by the next '?' room.

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Chapter 0-4

There's a harp in the room. You automatically pick it up by touching it and then pirates don't notice a thing.

.............[?]
.........[_][_][_][ ! ]
[X][S][_][X]
....[X][_][X]....
[X][_][_][_][X]
....[X][_][X]....

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Remember, don't shoot food.

Go to the last "?" room.

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Chapter 0-4

...the door is locked. You can't open it, and you don't have any lockpicks.
Pirate2: So? Are you gonna open it?
Girl: It's locked.
Pirate2: Useless girl...

.............[S]
.........[_][_][_][ ! ]
[X][_][_][X]
....[X][_][X]....
[X][_][_][_][X]
....[X][_][X]....

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Go to the [ ! ]...

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Chapter 0-4

As soon as you walk through the corridor, icy bars spring up behind you!
Pirate2: What the- it's a trap!
Pirate1: Let's get outta here!
Girl: Wait! Help me!
The pirates run away.
Girl: Come back, please! Help!
.........
Girl: No... No...
Screaming is heard a few minutes later, followed by silence.

You are in a room with 3 chests. 2 of them are locked.

.............[X]
.........[_][_][X][S][X][?]
[X][_][_][X]............[?]
....[X][_][X]........[?][?]
[X][_][_][_][X]
....[X][X][X]....

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Remember, don't shoot food.

Open the unlocked chest.

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Chapter 0-4

Found some Icy Lockpicks.

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Remember, don't shoot food.

Lockpick the other two chests.

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Chapter 0-4

You are somehow able to pick the lock on the chest and open it. However, the lockpick is stuck in the lock and you can't pull it out.
There was a grey potion in the chest. Drink it?

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Remember, don't shoot food.

Is this a petrification potion?

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Chapter 0-4

You have no idea what you're looking at.

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Well, what else is there to do...

Drink the potion.

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Unique Sidequest

You drink the potion.
Something snaps within your mind.

Present Time
That's strange... You somehow know the language on the wall. It reads 'The voice of the last siren will open this door.'
What phrase will you say?

Το σκοτάδι είναι μέσα στον αέρα. - Darkness is within the air.
Εχω επιστρέψει. - I have returned.
Το νερό ανεβαίνει. - The water rises.
Τα πτερύγια είναι πια μέσα στο χέρι μας. - Blades are within our grasp once more.
Δεν μπορείτε να κρατήσετε πίσω. - You cannot hold back.
Η πλημμύρα θα φύγει σύντομα. - The flood will leave soon enough.
Το δηλητήριο βαραίνει την περιοχή. - Poison is tainting the area.
Οι μνήμες είναι ενωμένες. - The memories are united.

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"I have returned."

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Unique Sidequest

For a few seconds, you assume you said the wrong phrase, but the door opens.

?????: Thank you for saving me the trouble of having to open that door myself.
Siren: You're still here?
Radick: Of course! Someone had to be.
Siren: Hmph, you're pathetic. Lying and having someone do your dirty work for you.
Radick: Yes, but I'm not here for the treasure. You're not leaving here alive.
Siren: Oh yes, I remember well. Your grandfather tried to use me to steal from the water temple, little did he know that there were traps everywhere.
Radick: Enough! You killed my grandfather, and for that, you must die!
-"If you aren't as feeble minded as him, you can walk away while you still can.
-"I didn't kill your grandfather!"
-"We'll see about that, pirate."

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"If you aren't as feeble minded as him, you can walk away while you still can."

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Unique Sidequest

Siren: If you aren't as feeble minded as him, you can walk away while you still can.
Radick: SHUT UP! I'm gonna kill you!

Boss Battle. The effects of the Purple Crystal have been disabled.

Siren, Level 8
Bubble(9), Regen(2)
HP - 120/120
CHR - 5/4

Radick, Level 10
HP - 200/200
CHR - 2/4

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...Is it honestly this easy?

River Combo.

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Remember, don't shoot food.

Attack.

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Unique Sidequest

(You rolled really low for three of the attacks...)
Siren uses River Combo on Radick! Missed, Missed, -23, Missed. Destabilized!
Radick attacks Siren. Blocked, -26.
Siren attacks Radick. -45.
Radick uses Intimidate on Siren. Failed.

Siren, Level 8
Regen(1)
HP - 120/120
CHR - 1/4

Radick, Level 10
Intimidate(2), Shift(2)
HP - 132/200
CHR - 2/4

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Attack.

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Remember, don't shoot food.

I'd say Kick Slash.

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Unique Sidequest

Siren attacks Radick. Missed.
Radick uses Vigor Up on himself. Attack increased.
Siren uses Kick Slash on Radick. -38, -12, -41.
Radick uses Double Slash on Siren. -34, -18.

Siren, Level 8
HP - 68/120
CHR - 1/4

Radick, Level 10
Intimidate(1), Shift(1)
HP - 41/200
CHR - 0/4

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Kick Slash.

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Unique Sidequest

Siren used Kick Slash on Radick. -34, -22, -33.

Radick collapsed the ground, bleeding. "No... this cannot be..." he coughed up blood, being badly wounded.

"Goodbye, Radick." Siren walked up to the dying pirate, and stabbed him in the back, finishing him off. She wiped the sweat off of her face and started walking out of the temple. The pirates had all left; there was not a ship to be seen. She dropped her sword on the ground, ignoring it as it evaporated into the air.
Down the road, she found her horse and rid back to New Port Town.

Agent: You're back! What did you find?
-"Just a bunch of pirates."
-"Exactly what I was looking for."
-"Nothing important."

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Remember, don't shoot food.

Well, we didn't find anyone Siren once knew, so I suppose "Just a bunch of pirates..."

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Chapter 2-4

Siren: Just a bunch of pirates.
Agent: Pirates, huh? Okay. Did they give you any trouble?
Siren: No, I took care of them all.

Gained 300 Experience for completing the Unique Sidequest.
Received an Air Harp, which gives a +3 bonus to Attack and Magic.
Siren now has the Ability to use River Combo if she gains 5 Charge.
(One more thing. I will FORCEFULLY give you Realistic Names at the end of Chapter 2-4.)

Now then... both of you select a character.

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Well it was fun while it lasted.

Mechanic.

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Siiiiiii-REN!

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Chapter 2-4

Siren: So, what're we gonna do now?
Agent: Well, our new friend Mechanic has come with a brilliant plan, care to tell her?
Mechanic: Yeah sure. Our special plan is to hijack the pirate flagship, and then use it to neutralize the other ships!
Speedrunner: You're telling us that we have to take a ship that is probably heavily guarded and then assume we can take down a fleet of ships using this one ship?
Apprentice: That's what he said, so yeah.
Speedrunner: That sounds kind of crazy.
Mechanic: It'll work for sure. Any of you have any questions?

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If we happen to encounter a tie-selling pirate, what do we do with him?

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Chapter 2-4

Siren: If we happen to encounter a tie selling pirate, what do we do with him?
Mechanic: That won't happen. Pirates hate ties.
Speedrunner: And you happen to know this how?
Mechanic: Funny story, actually. I met with a pirate defector near where I lived once.
Agent: Okay, let's take care of those pirates now!
Apprentice: Yeah!

-10 seconds later-
Everyone is outside a dangerous pirate cove.
Mechanic: Alright guys, should we stick to stealth or should we just go all out?

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Let's go the stealth route.

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Chapter 2-4

Rolling for your sneakiness... rolled a 3.
While sneaking, someone accidentally steps on a rat, which squeaks, alerting all of the nearby pirates to your position.
Pirate: Yarrr! We got some guests here, boys. Stay awhile, won't ya?
Siren: Ugh.

Agent, Level 8
HP - 205/205
CHR - 2/4
Apprentice, Level 8
HP - 170/170
CHR - 2/4
Speedrunner, Level 8
Charge(1), Vigor(1), Enchant(1)
HP - 155/155
CHR - 2/4
Siren, Level 8
HP - 96/120
CHR - 3/4
Mechanic, Level 8
HP - 185/185
CHR - 2/4

Pirate, Level 8
HP - 147/147
CHR - 1/2
Pirate, Level 8
HP - 147/147
CHR - 1/2
Pirate Gunner, Level 8
HP - 132/132
CHR - 1/2
Heavy Pirate, Level 8
HP - 179/179
CHR - 1/2
Monkey, Level 8
HP - 77/77
Alpha Woof-lf, Level 7
HP - 150/150
CHR - 1/1

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Siren Encourages Mechanic.

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Remember, don't shoot food.

Use the encouragement to Double Birb.

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Chapter 2-4

Speedrunner uses First Blood on Pirate Gunner. -155!
Pirate Gunner was defeated.
Apprentice casts Venom Jet on Monkey. -117!
Monkey was defeated.
Siren encourages Mechanic. +1 Charge.
Alpha Woof-lf bites Apprentice. -16.
Pirate1 slashes Mechanic. -40, Missed.
Pirate2 slashes Siren. -81! -40.
Siren collapsed...
Agent attacks Heavy Pirate. Missed.
Mechanic deploys two Mecha Birbs!
Heavy Pirate punches Apprentice. -78!

Agent, Level 8
HP - 205/205
CHR - 3/4
Apprentice, Level 8
HP - 76/170
CHR - 0/4
Speedrunner, Level 8
HP - 155/155
CHR - 1/4
Siren, Level 8
HP - 0/120
CHR - 2/4
Mechanic, Level 8
HP - 145/185
CHR - 0/4
Mechabirb1 MkII
Barrier(4)
HP - 45/45
Mechabirb2 MkII
Vigor(4)
HP - 45/45

Pirate, Level 8
HP - 147/147
CHR - 2/2
Pirate, Level 8
HP - 147/147
CHR - 2/2
Heavy Pirate, Level 8
HP - 179/179
CHR - 2/2
Alpha Woof-lf, Level 7
HP - 150/150
CHR - 1/1
(Mecha Birbs will follow Mechanic's attacks, but if the target is defeated or Mechanic uses a non-offensive action, random targets will be picked.)

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Remember, don't shoot food.

Whack the Alpha Woof-lf with a wrench.

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Remember, don't shoot food.

Forget that I posted earlier.

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Oof

Might as well take control of Agent, then.

Agent uses Fortify.

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Chapter 2-4

(Mechanic uses a pistol, not a wrench :/)
Speedrunner attacks Heavy Pirate. -50.
Mechabirb1 pecks Alpha Woof-lf. -35.
Mechabirb2 pecks Alpha Woof-lf. -46.
Apprentice uses Epinephrine Shot on Siren. Revived!
Pirate1 attacks Agent. -37, -31.
Pirate2 attacks Speedrunner. -38, -41.
Alpha Woof-lf marks Apprentice.
Agent fortifies the group.
Mechanic fires at the Alpha Woof-lf. -61.
Heavy Pirate uses Heavy Blow on Agent. -51.

Agent, Level 8
HP - 137/205
CHR - 1/4
Apprentice, Level 8
Marked(1)
HP - 76/170
CHR - 1/4
Speedrunner, Level 8
HP - 76/155
CHR - 2/4
Siren, Level 8
HP - 24/120
CHR - 2/4
Mechanic, Level 8
HP - 145/185
CHR - 1/4
Mechabirb1 MkII
Barrier(3)
HP - 45/45
Mechabirb2 MkII
Vigor(3)
HP - 45/45

Pirate, Level 8
HP - 147/147
CHR - 2/2
Pirate, Level 8
HP - 147/147
CHR - 2/2
Heavy Pirate, Level 8
HP - 129/179
CHR - 0/2
Alpha Woof-lf, Level 7
HP - 8/150
CHR - 0/1

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Remember, don't shoot food.

Assume that Speedrunner will take care of the Alpha Woof-lf and attack the first Pirate.

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And back to Siren.

Siren plays a Healing Tune

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Chapter 2-4

Speedrunner slashes the Alpha Woof-lf. -52.
Alpha Woof-lf was defeated.
Siren plays a Healing Tune. +77(Multi).
Mechabirb1 pecks Pirate1. -31.
Mechabirb2 pecks Pirate1. -46.
Apprentice uses Grape Juice on herself. Gained Charge and Haste!
Pirate1 drinks some Rum. +40. Attack increased, Accuracy reduced.
Pirate2 slashes Apprentice. -34, -17.
Mechanic shoots Pirate1. -75.
Agent slashes Heavy Pirate. -56.
Heavy Pirate punches Apprentice. -44.

Agent, Level 8
HP - 205/205
CHR - 2/4
Apprentice, Level 8
Charge(3), Haste(3)
HP - 76/170
CHR - 2/4
Speedrunner, Level 8
HP - 155/155
CHR - 3/4
Siren, Level 8
HP - 101/120
CHR - 0/4
Mechanic, Level 8
HP - 185/185
CHR - 2/4
Mechabirb1 MkII
Barrier(2)
HP - 45/45
Mechabirb2 MkII
Vigor(2)
HP - 45/45

Pirate, Level 8
Vigor(2), Dazed(3)
HP - 35/147
CHR - 0/2
Pirate, Level 8
HP - 147/147
CHR - 2/2
Heavy Pirate, Level 8
HP - 73/179
CHR - 1/2

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Remember, don't shoot food.

Use the Sugar Cube on Siren.

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Attack ze Pirate!

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Chapter 2-4

Speedrunner uses Pentastab on Pirate2. -53, -52, -54, -53, -55.
Pirate2 was defeated.
Apprentice casts Venom Jet on the Heavy Pirate. -131.
Heavy Pirate was defeated.
Apprentice hits the Pirate. -9.
Mechabirb1 pecks the Pirate. -33.
Pirate1 was defeated.

Victory! Gained 300 Experience.
Level up!
Agent gained 10 Health.
Apprentice gained 5 Health and 1 Speed.
Speedrunner gained 5 Health.
Siren gained 5 Health.
Mechanic gained 10 Health, 1 Attack, and 1 Speed.
Everyone gained a skill point.