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CHAPTER TWENTY SIX / Evan's Revenge

(Evan narration)
I walked down the steps of the Jelly Palace. Watching the jellies scurry to and fro, I smiled and walked up the steps to the jelly king. I bowed before speaking to the gelatinous monarch.
"Greetings, state your name, and business here," The Huge Jelly bellowed.
"Evan, I need you to offer your services, you see, I need an army to destroy one certain person, and his little group of friends,"
"Why not use your own troops?" The jelly king asked.
"Gremlins arent very strong you know," I sighed.
"What is the payment?" the Jelly started to get interested.
"Half of my payment from the king,"
"Whats the payment from the king?"
"30 trillion crowns,"
"HOLY-" The king was startled.
"Yes, i need your services, are you interested?" I asked, grinning.
"Deal, you are very generous, Evan,"
"You are correct,"
I walked away, smiling, and stopped at the doorway. I looked down at all the jelly fighters that were busy, erm, fighting eachother.
"ATTENTION JELLIES"
All of the jellies stopped immeadiately, and turned to face me.
"WE WILL EMBARK ON A JOURNEY, READY YOUR... um..
SPIKES AND AND SUCH, WE WILL LEAVE AT FIRST REVOLUTION,"
All of them stared at eachother, then one piped up.
"Will there be food?" The jelly tilted it.. erm... head i guess?
"Yes, little one, lots of it."
"I dunno about YOU guys, but IM GOING!" the little jelly ran off to prepare his spikes.
That set off the chain reaction, soon enough, everyone scrambled to get ready.
I smiled, and walked down the steps.
"Arus, ready yourself," i whispered to myself.

(Arus narration)
I pointed to the large, dark passageway.
"I heard something come from over there," I whispered to the others.
"What?" Dusk snarled, and took out his Acheron.
"I swear, i heard a jiggly sound or something"
"Ok, so we're going to run INTO a dark scary place other then run AWAY from it?"
"..if you put it that way, yes,"
The ground then started to rumble.
"What the-" Amber whispered, taking out her gun and pointed it to the blackness, she fired and the bullet illuminated the area.
Someone was there, not just someone.
"Evan," I whispered to everyone else.
"Who?" Tony barked.
"A a Crimson Order gunslinger, he carries a Sentenza and a Silversix,"
"Shoot," Mystic whispered, then turned into a Trojan.
"Shoot is right,"
"Should we fight?" Durr asked, charging up his laser.
"Do we have a choice?" I pointed to the way we came in, jellies and gremlins were already coming in.
"You have a point," Andrein sighed, and took out his wrench.
"GO!" I yelled, and everyone scrambled to fight, in two directions.

Im going to try to fit in a chapter every 1 to three days, and in my spare time, ill write a short edition called a Semi-Chapter. Ok? Im getting a little busy. but this is the best i can manage.

You still neeed me to tell you what chapter it is? This is sad.
;_;

Chapter 27 \ DONT EAT IT!

"BEHIND YOU!" I shouted towards Durr, right before a gunshot incinerated the place he was two seconds before. Durr nodded and fired at the gremlin stupid enough to try to kill him. Dusk, Mystic, Kozma, and Amber were busy not trying to get killed, weapons in both hands and rushing through the crowds. Jelly insides spilled everywhere, and it took alot of strength to keep ourselves from flopping down to the floor and start licking the spillage. Bleck.
(Ether narrative)
I flew to the top, and began firing shadow bullets in a frenzy. Gremlins darted to escape my frenzy, only to be blown up by a super blast bomb. Some points gremlins tried to shoot me with a gun or something. Bad move gremlins. Very bad move. :) I flew down, and started to bite jellies, berry awesomeness filled my mouth like a dream.

(Durr narrative)
I quickly fired at the person behind me, but the gremlin quickly slid out of the way, and loaded his guns. He fired, once, twice, but both bullets never got there, i fried them as soon as they got out of the barrel.
"Oh, shoot," The gremlin pouted.
He didnt notice a laser was heading straight to his head.

(Tony narrative)
I jumped over a spike a jelly tried to shoot me with, landing on the jelly, and splattering it across a two yard radius. I licked my lips as i opened my jaws, strawberry jelly flooding my mouth, and a tidal wave of Berry-Flavored AWESOMENESS stung my tongue. It wasnt a bad thing to be risking my life to kill jellies, especially when the pay is a little less than candy.

(Amber narrative)
I charged up my Divine Avenger, and yelled at Mystic to cover me until the charge lets out. Dusk lunged at a jelly, sword dripping with pink flesh. Mystic was already in Trojan form, and boosted everyone's damage, and sent angry waves of dark energy careening through the crowd. I let out the charge, and sent three glowing swords diving into the ranks.

(Arus narrative)
The lines began to thin, i noticed some jellies began to run away, one turned around and yelled.
"I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE FOOD!" And started to spam.
"YOU WANNA COME WITH US!? WE GOT PLENTY!" I yelled back.
"AW LONG THERE IS FOOD" And started to waddle his way to our side.
I smiled but frowned as soon as Evan came into view. I pushed the little jelly guy to the side to avoid being blown to peices by a gunshot from his Sentenza. I quickly charged up my endpoint, and letting go of the charge, a crystal white disk of energy erupted from the end, and exploded right in front of Evan.
"Grr, You shall DIE!" Evan shook his fist in anger and retreated back with everyone else. I laughed at him, his tail wagging in the hollow air. We gathered up everyone else, and went back to a shaft where we kept our perishable supplies. Only to find a jelly got to them first. I quickly turned to the jelly that came onto our side, he smiled and apologized.
"Would you like them back?" He asked, puckering up his.. "lips"
"NONO, its ok," Kozma screamed.
"What will we do for food then?" Mystic yawned.
"Here, i think this will do," Amber picked up a clump from a Green Mini Jelly Cube.
"Um.. are you sure?" Mystic asked, eyeing the core in every dimesion.
"Would you rather eat nothing?" Amber taunted.
Mystic took a bite out of the core.
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Mystic grew pale in the face, and handed the core back to Amber. Amber was about to speak, when he put his hand up to motion that he needed medical assistance. Of course, nobody could recognize that. Mystic slowly trudged behind a wall, and threw up.
"Well, it cant be THAT bad.." Dusk smiled, and snatched the core from Amber's hands. I wouldn't bother try eating that, especially when Mystic put his mouth there first. Dusk took another big bite from it.
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Dusk grew pale, and fainted right there on the floor. We all glared at Amber.
"Sorry," She smiled, snickering at Mystic and Dusk in particular. I glanced at what left of the core was there. I decided to check out what it tastes like. I took the core from Dusk's hands, and ate what was left from both of their bites.
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I dont think I could ever look at food the same way ever again.

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To get what it tastes like, mix Vanilla Extract with an Expresso.

Funny, I took Mystic prisoner. :)

We broke fourth wall!!!
EVERYBODY SHOUT AT THE CREATOR!!!

When the characters do what they cannot actually do, like speak about the creator or something outside the story. :)

CHAPTER TWENTY (Unreadable)

Everyone was reaaaaaaaaaaaaallly bored. REEEAAAALLLYYY BORED. Why couldnt we go on? Mystic, Dusk, and I were practically sick to the stomach. Little known fact that Green Mini Jellies cause very strong poison when ingested. I lost track how many times Mystic threw up.
"Hey, why dont you guys just spar and walk it off?" Ether floated by, and mewed at us.
"S-s-sure" Dusk quivered.
"Are you sure?" Ether tilted his pink head.
"Yes, im fi-" Mystic was about to answer when he turned Trojan, actually, it was just his arm that did.
"Need something to eat?" Amber walked by, and was smiling.
"Sure," I answered.
Amber walked back to the fire, and poured the contents of a pot that was suspended over it into three little bowls. She brought them back, and laid them in front of us. We heard a jiggling sound, and Amber shot her gun at the source. I looked behind my bag, and saw that Burp was waiting to pounce. Amber rolled her eyes as Burp trotted off in the opposite direction. I was about to gulp the contents right into my mouth all at once, until i took a look at what was in it.
/THINGS TO DESCRIBE IT/
It was purple.
It was bubbling.
It smelled of blaze pepper.
Tony fainted as he walked by.

I pushed it aside, and then KOZMA walked by, and saw Amber's food.
"What are you doing?" Kozma growled at Amber.
"Cooking"
"Im supposed to cook"
"Im just trying to make them something,"
"Why bother? They like mine better,"
"No they dont, they like MY purple pudding better,"
"NO WAY, my FRIED CHROMASKIN is better,"
"Wanna bet?" Kozma sneered.
"Wanna lose?" Amber shot back.
"Deal."
And then Kozma walked back with something that looked like it died in the blast furnace. Dusk and Mystic stared at me, eachother, aand the food that was on their plates.
"What are you waiting for? Eat it," Amber growled.
I picked up the bowl, and took a slurp out of the Pudding. Mystic and Dusk stared, and then did the same.
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I think we threw up fire for once. THAT.. WAS.. COOL!!!
"COOL! I CAN BREATHE FIRE!" Dusk immeadiately shouted.
But the backlash it tasted like.. scrap metal dipped in blood.
"What? Why dont you try my FRIED CHROMASKIN" Kozma growled.
/THINGS TO DESCRIBE IT/
It smoked.
It looked crispy.
Durr fainted on top of Tony as he walked by.

Dusk went on ahead, and picked up the morsel from his plate. He took a big bite out of it, and so did Mystic and I.
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Chromalisks are now my number one enemy all of a sudden. Dusk turned pale green, and fainted. Mystic's head turned trojan, and fell headfirst from his chair. I didnt want to throw up right in front of Kozma, so i choked down every bit of it. Bllergh, i hope Vog knows what he's doing.
(SIDE COMMENTARY)
Me:Have you ever watched Soul Eater before?
Me:If you have, have you seen Death's reaper chop or the Maka chop?
Me: If you have, Kozma is going to KOZMA CHOP!
(END OF SIDE COMMENTARY)
Kozma walked over to Dusk, and Kozma-Chopped him in the head, while she walked over to Mystic, and Kozma-chopped him in the side of the neck. Mystic blacked out, while Dusk came to.
"10 SECONDS IS DONE!" Burp screamed, and in a flash of purple, had eaten the leftovers.
"Wow, that guy eats fast." Amber stared.
"I think they liked mine better," Kozma proclaimed.
"No they didnt,"
"Yes they did,"
"Did not"
"Did too"
"Thats what she said,"
"Thats what I said!"
There was talking, then there was screaming, then Ether was trying to pry them apart.
I got back into my sleeping bag, until i accidentally bumped into a stand i used to hold my stuff. My Endpoint tumbled down the tunnel.
"Ugh, I'll get it," I groaned, and walked into the darkness with a flashlight.

I finally found my Endpoint, and i started to walk back to out camp. When i could almost sense someone here. I swung my light around, and didnt see anything. Shrugging it off, I continued to walk back. That was when i tripped on something sharp and dropped my light. It broke and dead darkness filled the area. I picked up my sword, and safely tucked it into my sash. A horrific feeling swept across me, as a roar filled the duct. Then, something grabbed me by the leg, I couldnt feel it, but it wasnt an arm. It was a strong set of jaws. I couldnt scream with the pain that stung my leg, and could only whimper as I was dragged into the darkness.

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Try to guess what grabbed me. :)
Winner gets to insult Kozma's cooking without being killed.