what happens when a boy gets mixed up in a cat fight? probably bad things will happen :P
The other side. (fanfiction)
nothing happens. boys have more common sense than to get mixed up in 1, unless hes a ninja, and can knock em out :D
Sadly there are no ninjas I can find that want to commit suicide
Semis win.
/SEMI CHAPTER TWENTYNINEANDAHALF/ The Irony Is Killing Me
I blinked as what materialized as a thick forest outside of a cage came into my vision. I took a quick glance around me, bones and rusty armor were tucked into the corners. I rose to my height, and took another look. I was in a cage, IRONY.
"Nice cage, eh?" I heard someone growl.
I shot a glance over my shoulder. Red eyes, big jaws, and a growl that would make Feron whimper.
"Snarbolax..." I whispered to myself.
"Arus," He growled back. (yes, I speak Snarbolax)
My gaze fell upon what he grabbed nearby. A decapitated knight, and brought it to his jaws, and stripped all the flesh right from the armor He threw the leftovers to the side, the armor shattering upon impact with a tree, and his glare soon fell right onto my head. ._.
(Durr narration)
I trudged carefully with the others, been 10 hours and Arus didn't come back. We began to get worried, and some of us went off to search for him, while the others would move the camp further down.
"Durr, two o'clock!" Amber yelled.
I fired my laser in the direction, and found a fried door where I just let out a major energy burst. Ether poked his head through.
"Wildwoods," he keeper.
Yay I won I get 2 insult kozmas cooking without dying and hopefully be unscathed
WOOT YES CHAPTER THIRTY!!!!
•Chapter Thirty / Crapcakes
(Kozma narration)
I carefully handled the food with care, and set it on the table in front of Dusk and Mystic.
"Eat up," I sighed.
Mystic carefully dipped his spoon into the stuff, and pulled it out to see a twisted black peice of metal where his spoon had been.
"Kozma, your cooking sucks," Dusk moaned.
"Who else will cook? Amber and most of the others left."
"I think Dirt flavor will be the best term for this stuff."
I scurried back to a corner, and grabbed a small mound of dirt.
"Here. why dont you test your theory?" Handing over the clump to Dusk.
Dusk hesitated, before taking a bite-size chomp from the pile.
"I was wrong," He apologized.
"Well, its good to se-"
"Dirt tastes better." And then pushed aside the bowl.
Dusk then got up, and limped back to his sleeping bag.
I shot my glare at Mystic, who was busy plowing away at the food.
"Whats in this?" He eagerly asked.
"Oh, just some Snipe, Blaze Pepper, and a ground up Trojan Horshoe..."
Mystic spewed out his dinner at the sound of the Horshoe. He reverted into a Trojan, and lifted up his leg.
No Horshoe.
(Arus Narration)
"And so, the ecosystem of the clockworks is determined by the ratio of internal revolutions, do you agree?" Snarlbolax barked.
I couldnt answer, i was too busy dying from his "Educational" torture. I was about to pick up my Endpoint and hack the cage into oblivion, when Snarlbolax gave me a donteventryit look.
"Its soulwood, hurt it, and it hurts you."
I punched a bar, and found that my hand turned a sickening shade of green, and ot began to hurt more than poison. Gah, freaking snarlbolax.
"Now then, its your time now, Arus." He snarled, then opened the cage door. I was about to run out when a paw gripped me by the back of my head.
It was something between velcro and scotch tape.
(Burp narrative)
I bounced from a tree, and suffocated a wolver in thick strawberry jelly. Stupid wolvers wont leave a docile jelly alone. Then, i saw my chance with a beast bell, ringing it, it sent a shockwave into the area, and stunned the wolvers. They retreated back, all except for Tony, he couldnt move very fast with that stun. Then, i heard voices from a clearing ahead of the path.
"OH WILL YOU SHUT UP?!?!?!?!" A familair growl wrung through my.. "ears"
"Arus?" Durr yelled.
"Wait, Durr!" I heard Amber yell. It was too late, the Snarlbolax was already upon him.
(Necro narration)
I walked quietly into the halls of the gremlin castle, some gremlins pointed and stared, others ran away altogether. Then, the mighty Tinkenzar came into view over the crowd of Gremlins.
"You have come.." Tinkenzar slowly smiled.
"Let us begin the plan," I slowly smiled.
Nooo! Run Durr!
RUN LIKE A CHARGED QUICKSILVER!
Also, wow... Snarby is a nerd? Who would've thought... lol
dusk, i need ur helps!!!!!!!
why is polaris a celestial reference point? the star, not the shock gun....stupid earth science hw...........
-- r u serious? asking someone online the answers to your homework?
Sad. -_-"
READ AT YOUR OWN RISK
Mystic and Dusk die.
Andrein kills them.
Amber eats Burp.
THE TRUTH HURTS
^_^
Name Lana (girl)
Race Knight
Friendly
Calibur, Magic set. Owlite shield. Firotech Alchemer, Crystal bomb
A docile knight who harbors a dark side, mostly nice at most times (great cook)
likes : Friends, teammates, anything on the good side
dislikes: Enemies, Jellies, Horrible Food
No, please dont make me die early ;A;
Waffles? Ordinary fan of 'em
wait say what now, I ate Burp?!?!?! O_o
oh and welcome to the story :P
then you realize you left your food for ten seconds
•©h@pte® th!®ty tvvo! / Striving
Amber jumped onto snarlbolax, and grabbed onto one of his spikes. Ether floated around, shooting shadow bullets and making bite marks at the beast, Tony and Durr were busy not tring to get impaled against a tree with all the spikes flying everywhere. Burp was busy digesting a doorway from the Soulwood cage. The snarlblax buckled and spun, leaving Amber practically hanging onto a spike on his back. At last, Burp created a wolver-size crawl space for me to be able to scooch into, the sharp ends of the bars scraped my back like knives. A groan scaped my mouth as a scream flew from Amber, who when Snalbolax spun around, sent her crashing into a tree. Ether immeadiately flew towards her, but was pushed to te side by a falling tree. Tony burrowed into tne ground, and appeared right near her, while Durr quickly fired his laser at the incoming spikes. But apparantly, one escaped from the others, and hit Tony square in the arm.
"CRAP!" Tony yelled, before falling to the side, writhing in the pain from which a spike came from.
Durr only looked back before the Snarlbolax brushed him aside.
Burp and I were rushing as fast as we could, only to find the snarlbolax had gotten there first. The beast flashed a toothy smile before readying to feed....
"YYYAAAAÀÁÂÃÄÅÆÁÅÂÆÀÄÅÂÄÆÀ!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I heard a female voice scream through the trees, and a purple clad figure in a magic set dropped square onto Snarlbolax's head.
"Grr... get off!" Snrlbolax roared, and shook his head violently side to side. Only the knight had grabbed onto one of his spikes, and used the momentum to strike him right in the eye. Snarlbolax reeled and began to bite and chomp at the invader, to feel a Calibur slice the inside of it's mouth. Blood dripped from his jaws like a faucet, when the knight bounced from a tree, and threw her sword at the dying Snarlbolax. A loud roar and a violent snarl were the last words heard from the raging beast. The knight drew her sword and held it up, red flashing on the handle and gaurd. She tucked it into her sash, and proceeded back to Amber, who was, unfortunately, under a tree.
Dont get me how we managed to get that tree off of her, it was heavier than Mystic in trojan form. We managed to get her back to camp, at least, in one whole. Amber quickly fell asleep in her sleeping bag, when we turned to the knight that helped us.
"Thank you," I quickly smiled.
"No problem, what are you guys doing here anyways?"
(explanation montage)
She almost stabbed me, until i told her i was trying to get Tinkenzar now.
"Ok, good to know, name's Lana,"
"Arus"
"Tony"
"Durr"
"Burp"
"Ether"
"Kozma"
"Dusk"
"Mystic"
"Andrein"
"Amber is the girl you just saved"
"CHUCK NORRIS" ( lol )
"Oohkay" She tilted her head in a cute manner.
"Well, Amber is injured, guess i'll just eat dirt.." Dusk groaned.
We stared at him for a second or two, then a literal lightbulb went off in Lana's head.
"Ill cook," she declared.
We certinly didnt want Kozma to cook, so in a minute, we were going to have our dinner served to us by Lana.
She came back, with a large, i mean LARGE pot of soup. We all looked into it, blaze pepper, snipe, wolver, and Tony almost fainted. I took out my bowl, and filled it to the brim with simmering froth. I took one.. small sip.
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'_'
^_^
^,^
XD
Yes, it was awesome.
Very awesome.
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In other terms, it was epicly awesome stew.
Especially one with an Endpoint.
Jmthegremlin >_>
Im one of the three girls in the story.
I expect dogfights. -_-
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Btw, is Mystic that heavy?
well I kinda do but I'm eating what you ate so... kinda but, it's strawberry flavor!! ^_^
yes, im at were-trojan, u expect me 2 be light? xD
and LOL @ the dogfight reference
Have u noticed? The three girls are all knights. °^°
Chapter Thirty Three / A Grave Situation
/GATE BEFORE GRAVEYARD/
I lit aflame a torch, its warming orange glow illuminating the darkness. It seemed Mystic and Dusk finally goot their stomachs back, but in return, Amber was gravely wounded on collision with an ironwood tree. We looked at eachother in caution, should we go through, or wait for the next revolution?
"Revolutions can take from days to weeks, i suggest we go." Lana stepped in front of everyone.
She was about to place her hand on the gate switch when Dusk immeadiately grabbed it.
"Graveyard might be too dangerous, we have enough injuries already, staring back at Amber, who was on a stretcher carried by Durr and Andrein.
"Yeah, but the enemy might catch up." Tony piped in.
"WILL YOU GUYS MAKE YOUR DECISION ALREA-" Durr shouted, but was interupted at the sound of clanking gears.
"What the hell was-" Durr whispered, only to see large, round silhouttes come into view. A large roar filled the area, and one of them charged straight at us.
"TORTODOME!"I yelled. Right before a bunch of us slammed straight into the wall.
"Open it?" I grunted to Dusk.
Dusk groaned and pushed the gate button. A loud mechanical clank triggered the gate to open. All of us bounded straight through it, until me and Andrein were the last ones left. We looked behind us, and the Tortodomes shot a missile at the control panel, it burst in a thick haze, and the door started to close.
"ARUS," Andrein screamed, and shoved me into the other side.
"ANDREIN!" I desperately tried to get up, but before i could even do it, the gate shut with a loud thud.
"Its ok guys, I'll be alri-" Andrein's voice was drowned out by the sound of gunfire and explosions, and a sickening feeling rushed through me like a flood.
I slammed my fist into the door, the dent made my hand hurt like a frenzy. I didnt care. I slammed it again and again until Ether rushed to my side.
"He's gone," He quietly mewed.
I knelt on the ground, and silently sobbed away from the others.
Andrein was gone, and all he left were those last words.
I stood up, and wiped the tears from my face, its not going to help just to sit here and cry.
"Go on ahead, set up camp, I'll be there shortly," I ordered through my sadness.
Everyone nodded and went to go set up.
When everyone left, I took out a sheet of Silverweave, and took out some ink.
I left the gate, and glanced back at the note I left by the door.
"What did you do when we tried to save our well being? Andrein gave his life."
~In memeory of Andrein, may he forever watch over us.
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;Π; Andrein...
Poor gremlin.. at least he didnt die from educational tv.. right?
But stil..
Also I forgot to tell u I got a boltbrand , Antigua and voltdriver a while ago .
ANOTHER SPOILER
(everything is spelled backwards, not the sentence order, just the words)
Erew ni a drayevarg.
Kniht fo tahw lliw neppah!
):
Before we proceed,
PS you MAY or MAY NOT be killed
new character
Dove
Alpha frostifur(tehe Tony tehe)
gender: Female
Likes:ynot (hint backwards) and cheese and bacon sandwiches (super rare)
Dislikes: fire TORTODRONES!!!!! And the blast furnace
I still love waffles even had them for breakfast this morning
Please not die early, think of Tony, cue *love*
Lol ur probably the only person here who wants his character to fall in love.
maybe I am but it be hilarious. Tony could fall head over heels for dove and she could pretend he doesnt exist it would be hilarious
Or better yet, I can have you both have a healthy relationship but then she dies. >:)
i dont have a collar :P and watch ur mouth! if i meet u in PvP, ur going down! that is, if u make my character do something stupid :P :D
if u give me a good part, will cut down ur enemies :D
poor andrein :( i miss the humor i wud get when he hit me with a wrench wand and realized it didnt hurt me... :D
Hank the Chog needs to be in this story.
He's t2 mystic u can't fight unless u waste muneys on getting 2*
Well that need to be fixed... It needs more gremlin.
Name: Mote/Lemons
Type: Gremlin outcast
Alignment: Neutral
About: He was a Darkfang Thwacker once, serving proudly for the Great Colony. He have a great life, friends and even a significant other. All that change one day though... His squad was tasked to guard a radioactive recycling facility. Some knight barged in, fight ensues. He was downed, his lover revived him though. He moved towards his lover when he saw a Faust blade protruding from his body. In rage, he flung his thwack hammer to the knight's head, knocking the knight down. He held his dying lover in his arms. He looked at Mote and said, "be happy". Mote cried. He didn't even realize that he's the only one left alive. This will not look good on his reports.
So yeah what happens next is too painful for him to recollect. All that he said about it was "betrayal, exile".
Mote now lives in Emberlight. Trading and fixing things for a living. He got a new hobby after meeting with punch in Haven once, a hobby of tinkering with stuff. He modified an Acheron, infusing it with extracts from slooms and Sloombargo. The new sword now deals shadow and elemental damage and have a good chance of causing heavy sleep. He called the blade Morpheus.
Mote also wonders why there are no bombs to inflict sleep and curse so he made one for each. The Sandman's Breath (sleep) and the Phantom's Wail (curse). So now he can inflict all status with his bombs (he also have shivermist, agni, stagger storm, and voltaic tempest). His proudest and most secret achievement so far is the Multiburst Nova-Neutralizer. It is a cannon that fires 8 bullets at once. Behaves like a pulsar line with normal shots. Charged attack sticks to the target like a catalyzer line. The cannon also have some other special tricks. He can raise downed creatures with it, if they are still in one piece. The MNN can also create an energy bubble, like what the Darkfang menders have.
Even with such an arsenal, he normally just freeze and put his enemies to sleep. "No one should lose their loved ones", he always say...
Likes: Peace, slooms, sloombargo, explosions, modifying things
Dislikes: Fights, war
Arsenal: Darkfang Thwacker shield, Elite bomb & sword focus module, a set of status bombs (see about), a modified Acheron (see about), a cannon (see about), charged quicksilver set.
No death please. :[
Waffles are ok.
How's that for a character? Is it good or mary sue? Haha
Name- Bloodless
Race- Phantom
Friendly
She help knight pass through the graveyard and does medical treatment
Likes- Dead flowers
Dislikes- Live flowers, forever dead phantoms, stun, and freeze
Arsenal- Seraphic helm, Seraphic mail,Ascended Calibur, Wise owlite shield, and Antigua
When i die i just come back....in a few minutes/hours
I like waffles
this will turn into a terrfic story... if hank the chog doesnt come in or something >_>
CHAPTER THIRTY THREE / Greaving and Griefing
I shot my glance behind a grave, and found ANOTHER spark of life.
"Yeesh, you would think there would be dark shards myraid, but noooo, we have to get the graveyard with the most screwed up sense of drops," Dusk whined, picking it up and stashing it in his pocket.
"91283 Sparks of Life and COUNTING!" Tony barked, sitting on a pile of glowing sparks.
I whiped a sweat from my forehead, Dusk was right.
"God, you would think there would be a skeleton, or a phantom or somethin-" Mystic complained over the "Zone chat", but was soon interuppted as an alarm crackled through the intercom.
"HELP! PHANTOM AND SKELETON MYRAID AT EAST END, SEND BACKUP IMMEADIATLY-" The voice was drowned out by a loud explosion.
We all practically ran into eachother at the area, and it was just like he said. Phantoms and Zombies were everywhere, you could hardly even see the ground.
"Dusk, i'd put away the Acheron and take out a Killowatt pulsar," Mystic warned, and flashed into a trojan immeadiately.
Dusk growled and placed his sword into his sash, and brought out his gun.
"Ready?"
"READY"
And everyone dashed off into every direction possible into the crowd of swarming purple and brown.
Another gremlin fell next to me as i sunk my blade into a phantom. We were starting to lose our numbers, and the phantoms kept on coming back.
(Little known fact, placing a downed phantom underground rendes them immobile to days, to weeks)
Mysitc charged into the mob, only to get Fausts in the Shield, they stuck out like pins. Dusk was fending off well... on top of a tree, and shooting at the undead clawing at the base. Amber and Lana were practically sticking their swords out.. and running through. Ether, with Durr in his claws were busy shooting from above. (Dusk comes to mind) I slashed down another Zombie when two stood out from the rest. One had a wrench, another had a dread venom striker. The thought only reached halfway across my mind before I lunged at them. they both scooted back like a gremlin would do. I shrugged and thrusted my blade at the one with the wrench. He stepped back, and launched an.. EMBER BOLT!? I literally cut the projectile in half, but didnt see the other one aiming for my back. I leaped out of the way, to see it crashing into the other skeleton. Then, an awkward premonition raced from my mouth.
"Donovan?" I whispered.
It seemed like it nodded, and placed it's sword onto the floor.
I looked at the other one.
"Andrein?"
It dropped his weapon as well, and when that happened, almost every other enemy stopped fighting altogether.
It was complete silence for a second, or two.
Then the tree Dusk was hanging on fell over too the side, killing an unfortunate zombie.
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I SHALL introduce the new characters, both of them by chapter thirty five. PEACE OUT
/)/)
I got a boltbrand , volt driver and giga watt after my acheron
Also I now have divine veil , grey feather mantle. And grey owlite shield .
i have full Wolver, a jelly Sheild, and my weapons are: spur, brandish, wrench wand, thwack hammer, thorn blade the two star one, prismatech and cyrotech alcheimizers, crystal bomb, firecracker, and the bomb that is just like the firecracker except with the freeze addition.
Morpheus sounds like a good sword . Maybe he can modify my sword too :D
6 pages lol . My second time being one to start a new page.
@dusk, yea i did *ugh*
@blindshot: yea, i experinced that in the training hall, lol i got u with the pot more times than u did me :P