Spiral Knights - Quitting the game!

Quitting the game!

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Thu, 10/27/2011 - 07:22

Quisanity

~Vog Cub Cap (Med Freeze)

~Skolver Cap (Low Poison)

~Ash Tail Cap (Max Normal)

~Vog Cub Coat (Max Piercing)

~Leviathan Blade (CTR Very High)

~Avenger (CTR Very High)

~Sealed Sword (CTR Very High + Beast Low) Reserved for trading games

~Sealed Sword (Slime Very High + Gremlin Low)

~Divine Avenger (CTR Med)

~Polaris (Med Asi)

~Grey Owlite Shield (Low Shadow)

~Dark Thorn Shield (Elemental Max + Med Normal)

~Blackened Crest (Max Normal + Med Shadow + Med Elemental) Reserved for trading games

~Divine Barrel Belly

This are the items that I'm giving away or trading for games. I am not accepting CE offers for the above, since I'm quitting SK. Other than the Sealed Sword (Slime Very High + Gremlin Low), Sealed Sword (CTR Very High + Beast Low) and Blackened Crest (Max Normal + Med Shadow + Med Elemental), the rest are bound.

Two Ways to get one of the items above:

1) Tell me the funniest joke you've ever heard in your life.

2) Tell me which game you wanna trade for one/several of the items above.

Games I'm particularly interested in~ Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 3, Dungeon Defenders, Serious Sam 3: BFE, Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine.

Go ahead, cheers!

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 07:27

Trabado

What did Dracula say to his

What did Dracula say to his lover after a night of passion?

See you in 28 days

IGN Trabado

I would like the Sealed Sword CTR VH + Low beast if possible

Thanks

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 20:08

Bacon-Strip

What's the difference between

What's the difference between and onion and a hooker?

I cried when I cut the onion.

IGN: Bacon-Strip

I would like the avenger CTR very high, the dark thorn, or the sealed sword CTR VH + Beast low, The ash tail Max normal, The vog max pierce or the Blackened Crest even. :3

(I also have borderlands and terraria I'd be willing to trade for a few of those things.)

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 07:39

Hairyhair

Vog set

Where do you find a no legged dog?.....

Right where you left him.

IGN: Hairyhair

I would like the vog set please ^^

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 07:43

Bluemach

A couple of New Jersey

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. My Friend is dead and I dont know what to do!

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“

and

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.

His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.”

The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”

Maybe the Ashtail coat with max normal?

IGN: Bluemach

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 07:41

Jewrassic

I'm not racist but I found

I'm not racist but I found this joke funny

Edit by a GM: Removed. If you have to start your joke with that disclaimer, it's not appropriate.

I want the blackened crest please

ign jewrassic

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 08:01

Ewbte

Levi^^

In a Pub

Barman: what would you like?
Vampire: cup of fresh blood please
Barman: unfortunatly it ended.. maybe some used tampons?
Vampire: yep, why not.. tea better than nothing

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 08:02

Wadaw

A school calls a students home and the students room mate answers.
"Student Jim missed a test yesterday, he needs to come in and write it today."
The room-mate repsond. "Jim can't write the test, he's completely exhausted."
"It doesn't matter he needs to come in and write the test."
The room-mate responds. "What if I told you he was physically exhausted?"
"Well can't he write the test sitting down?"
The room - mate responds. "What if I told you he was sexually exhausted?"
and the person on the other line says...

"Well, can he write with his other hand?"

my ign is 'Wadaw'
hope you had a good laugh and if you did i would not mind that Sealed Sword CTR VH + Low beast :3

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 08:21

Giannii

Dungeon Defender, C&C Red

Dungeon Defender, C&C Red Alert 3 Uprising, Serious Sam HD TFE for the CTR VH Sealed Sword

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 08:26

Egioh

interested in any of these

interested in any of these games?
http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/30231#comment-181762

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 09:19

#10

Retequizzle

Here's a few.1) How did

Here's a few.

1) How did Helen Keller's parents punish her when she was bad as a kid?
They gave her a basketball and told her to read it.

2) How do you [screw] with a blind person in general?
Put door knobs on all the walls and tell them to leave the room.

3) How ELSE do you [screw] with a blind person?
Rearrange their furniture every day for a week.

4) What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink?
WATAHHHHHHHH (for water, yeah kind of eh)

Last, but not least:

5) How did Helen Keller lose her arm?
She tried to read a stop sign doing 80 mph.

Figured it was worth a shot lol.

IGN - Retequizzle

EDIT: Item preference - uhhhhh Avenger CTR VH or Dark Thorn Shield; basically any of your 4* items that don't require me to pay 4k CE for the unbind fee since I don't have that much to spare ATM. :s

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 09:05

#11

Greenlightning

Polaris...please :)

My grandfather always said, "Don't watch your money; watch your health." So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather.

IGN Greenlightning

item preference:

Polaris(asi med)
Sealed sword(slime vhigh)
blackened crest(3 UVs)

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 08:41

#12

Quiiliitiila

Why was there a fight at the

Why was there a fight at the Leaper hockey game?

Because there was a face off in the corner!

IGN: Quiiliitiila
I'm also looking for the blackened crest.

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 08:51

#13

Statue

Ablahalala

A guy and a giraffe walk into a bar.

They get totally wasted.

The giraffe passes out and the guy goes to leave but the bartender stops him and says, "Hey! You can't leave that lyin' there!"

The guy looks confused and says, "That's not a lion. That's a giraffe!"

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 09:00

#14

Ayecon

There was this construction

There was this construction worker on the 3rd floor of this unfinished building. He needed a hand saw, but was too lazy to go down and get it himself, so he tried to call his fellow worker on the ground to get it for him, but this guy could not hear a word he said. So he started to give a sign so the guy on the ground could understand him.

First he pointed at his eyes (meaning 'I') then pointed at his knees (meaning 'need), and moved his hand back and forth describing the movement of a hand saw.

Finally, the guy on the ground started nodding his head like he understood and dropped his pants and started to jerk off. The guy on the 3rd floor got pissed-off and ran down to the ground and started yelling at this guy, 'You idiot, I was trying to tell you I needed a hand saw.' The other guy replied, 'I know, I was trying to tell you that I was coming.'

IGN: Phont

Item order of preference:
Blackened Crest (Max Normal + Med Shadow + Med Elemental)
Sealed Sword (CTR Very High + Beast Low)
Avenger (CTR Very High)

Fri, 10/28/2011 - 02:36

#15

Anonelbe

Two hunters joke was taken... I can't read

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 11:10

#16

Saintfox

So three girls are going on a trip in the desert. Ones a brunet,ones a red head, ones a blond. There aloud to bring one thing. The brunet brings a bottled water. The red head brings a Electric fan. The blond brought a car door. The brunet asked the blond "why did you bring a car door" the blond said "because if it gets hot i will role down the window"

That's the funniest joke i've ever heard... Because that made me crack up! HAhAHAhaHahAhahaHahahaHAHAHAHAHhaHAhaHAhaHaha

IGN: Azulih

Item preference:

~Vog Cub Coat (Max Piercing)

~Grey Owlite Shield (Low Shadow)

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 09:40

#17

Guardianknight

Here are a couple

I was driving when I saw the flash of a traffic camera. I figured that my picture had been taken for speeding,
even though I knew I wasn't. Just to be sure, I went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even
more slowly. But again the camera flashed. Thinking this was pretty funny, I drove past even slower three more
times, laughing as the camera snapped away each time while I drove by it at a snail's pace. Two weeks later,
I got five tickets in the mail for driving without a seat belt.

A women tells her priest, "Father, I have a problem. My two female parrots only say, "Hi, cutie. Wanna have some fun?"
"Don't worry," says the priest. "I have two male parrots who only pray and read the Bible. We'll put them in the same cage.
Your parrots are sure to stop saying that horrid phrase." The next day, the woman takes her parrots to the priest's home.
The male parrots are inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying. When the women places the female parrots in
the cage, they cry out, "Hi, cutie. Wanna have some fun?" One male says to the other, "Put the beads away, Frank. Our
prayers have been answered!"

A drunk woman and man get on a bus. The man walks to the back and takes a seat while the woman starts telling the
driver about the amazing party she just had. When she finishes her story and gets up to leave she stops. She then
turns to the driver and asks, "do you remember which guy I got on the bus with?

If I when i'd like the Blackened Crest. Is it possible to come in second or third?
If so then here's the list of items I want in order from top to bottom:
Blackened Crest (Max Normal, Med Elem/Norm).
Dark Thorn Shield (Max Elem, Med Normal).
Sealed Sword (CTR VH, Beast low).
Avenger (CTR VH).
Ash Tail Cap (Max Normal).

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 09:37

#18

Ithandir

i don't speak english very

i don't speak english very well...but...i hope u considering me for yuor ash tail cap (norm max) or coat (pierc max) or yuor dark thorne shield...i hope u have generousity :D

anyway...

One man go to the doctor:

Man: Doc, doc...can i do bath with diarrhea?!?
Doc: Dhè...if u can full the bathtub

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQWqOVPXHjc (italian joke) and pls, consider me!!!

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 09:46

#19

Vesere

A woman's husband had been

A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.

As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what?
You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side...You know what?"

"What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.

"I think you're bad luck, get the [frell] away from me ."

Interested in the ~Polaris (Med Asi)!

IGN - Vesere

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 10:08

#20

Aiiro

A joke huh?

I don't know any really, but the one above me was funny. xD
And i'm not special or anything, but i'd love to have the avenger if you didn't give it away already. If not, no biggie then. :3
Ign: Aiiro
...xD But let me try to tell a joke anyways. Here we go!

Uh...uh...@.@

I got nothing. e.e And I wouldn't post something random from the internet either..bah. Dx
*sulks out*

Edit: I just remembered one from a long time ago, although it might be bad, so i'll censor part of it for the forum. x_x

One day, a man stumbles across a lamp, and upon rubbing it, a strong, burly, male genie comes out of the lamp.
The genie then says that it'll grant the man any 3 requests he makes without question.
The man, in surprise of what has happened, says. "Well f*** me."

...if you didn't get it, think about it for a sec. xD And i'm off!

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 09:50

#21

Rommil

don't quit

keep ur items :(
take a break and come back in 1,2,3, 4 months and if you still don't want to play anymore, then unbind and give away.

I know of several players who have quit and gave everything away only to come back. Take hollafamer, he gave it all away @ unbind and now he is back and playing again.

if you do give all your items away, give them to friends, people you know will equip and love them. People who need them. Not a bunch of greedy 5* resellers.

p.s. i don't understand when people just give out thier items indiscrimenantly upon retirment. i have enough frriends, and enough good friends (using that term relative to the game) that if/when i ever quit i am going to supply my closest knightly brother first. underprivilaged guildies second, and the rest of the guildies after that. --tho i don't plan on quitting. and if/when i do, ill give it a few months to see if it sticks before giveaway.

that, or trade for games, that is a solid plan (better than best joke) if you really won't ever come back.

p.s. why are you quitting?
p.p.s. if you insist on giving away for jokes, i may still submit a joke, despite my passionate plea above.

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 10:03

#22

Rommil

actaully,

better than a joke. I would like to offer a picture of your knight for the blackened crest. (or one of the vh ctr avenger/sealed swords---if u trade the blackened for games).

While you have decided to move on from the game, i am sure you'd like to have a beautiful picture of your lovely knight to remember this time of your life. Given your items, you obviously have spent a lot of time on the game, and it will hold fond memories in the future. What better way to celebrate than a fanfic pic of ur knight!!!

example:
here is what laser layer cake asked for and his crude representation of it(i let him have creative lisence of what he wanted):
http://i741.photobucket.com/albums/xx57/smb_is_me/draft-2.png

Here is a pic of his knight:
http://i741.photobucket.com/albums/xx57/smb_is_me/Picture1-1.png

Here is the final product:
http://i741.photobucket.com/albums/xx57/smb_is_me/layercake.gif

(for the record, the final pic looks grainy and out of focus due to a file resizing error. Somehow i managed to turn it into a thumbnail sized pic and save it :( then when resizing it to be visible it lost a lot of the finer definition...but what can ya do)

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 11:44

#23

Retequizzle

P.P.P.P.P.S (I lost track of

P.P.P.P.P.S (I lost track of how many Rommil used) - he can always try to find a way to deter resellers too, but uh I have every intention of using that Avenger and not reselling it. >_> It'd give me a reason to get rid of my Gran Faust (again) and not make my Voltedge a top priority to make though, so that's why I'm interested in that. Dark Thorn Shield's just because I want to sell my Barb Thorn Shield anyway and that'd be a much better replacement (mine is Piercing Defense High, so you can see the redundancy).

To stay on topic, another joke:

One day, a teenager lost a bottle of pills filled with LSD. After thinking about it, he decided the risk of someone finding them was worse than the risk of getting in trouble, so he walked up to his dad and asked "Hey dad, have you seen a bottle of pills laying around anywhere?" The dad looks at him with the bottle of pills in his hand and responds, "Forget the pills, there's ****ing dinosaurs in the kitchen!"

EDIT: Instead of posting yet again, I'm just editing this post.

A guy walks into a bar located at the top of a hotel, already heavily drunk, and orders a few shots. After sitting there, he tells everyone in the bar that he'll give anyone $1,000 if they can jump out the window, fall down, and fly back up. Everyone in the bar says the drunk can't do it himself. Without hesitating, the drunk jumps out of the window, falls to the ground, then flies back up to the top floor, and then repeats his bet from before - that he'll give anyone $1,000 if they can jump out the window and fly back up. All of a sudden, another man takes a flying leap out of the window and hits the ground. Confused, everyone in the bar except the bartender looks out the window, and then runs out to try and save the man's life

Once everyone's left the bar, the bartender then says, "You're an ***hole when you're drunk, Superman."

IGN is Retequizzle, and again I'm interested in the Dark Thorn Shield or Avenger CTR Very High. <3

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 10:14

#24

Misogyny

true story: a kfc delivery

true story:

a kfc delivery truck pulls up to a kfc. the driver goes to the back, opens up the truck and grabs several crates of chicken to deliver to the restaurant. once the driver is inside two black guys run up to the truck, grab a box of chicken each and take off. as they're running away, one guy turns to the other and goes "damnit man, I told you original recipe, not extra crispy!"

bai.

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 11:56

#25

Excalipoor

i'd like the divine barrel belly

a spiral knight comes out of the core with sonic's shoes on, his friend asked him "where did you get that?", the knight replied "the core",
his friend said "how are those in the core?",the knight replied "because this game is made by sega...technically"

EDIT:just another joke

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

“I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” replies Watson.

“And what do you deduce from that?”

Watson ponders for a minute. “Well,

Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe.

"But what does it tell you, Holmes?”
Holmes is silent for a moment.
“Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 10:26

#26

Debianlinux

My Entry

Three men in a forest are captured by a tribe of cannibals.

The cannibal chief tells them they may survive if they pass a simple test. He sends an escort with each man to go into the forest and bring back a single fruit.

The first guy went into the forest and got a banana. The chief told him to shove it up his butt and if he manages to do it with a straight face they will let him go. He gets the banana halfway up his butt and he can't help but grimace. The cannibals eat him and the man finds himself in heaven.

The second guy goes into the forest and comes back with a cherry. The chief told him to shove it up his butt and if he manages to do it with a straight face they will let him go. As he was about to stick it into his butt he started laughing uncontrollably. He gets eaten and finds himself in heaven with the first man

The first guy asked, "Why did you laugh; you could've easily lived?"

The second guy answers, "I saw the third guy coming out of the forest with a pineapple!"

Item preference:
~Sealed Sword (CTR Very High + Beast Low)
~Blackened Crest (Max Normal + Med Shadow + Med Elemental)
~Leviathan Blade (CTR Very High)
~Dark Thorn Shield (Elemental Max + Med Normal)

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 10:33

#27

Xplor

Don't worry!Your eqp will be loved & cared for by capable hands!

'Tis a shame you are leaving. Thank you for your generosity.

Joke 1:

Conversation Between Man and Woman before Marriage

Man: Ah...At last I can hardly wait!
Woman: Do you want me to leave?
Man: NO! Don't even think about it.
Woman: Do you love me?
Man: Of course! Always have and always will!
Woman: Have you ever cheated on me?
Man: NO! Why are you even asking?
Woman: Will you kiss me?
Man: Every chance I get!
Woman: Will you hit me?
Man: Hell no! Are you crazy?!
Woman: Can I trust you?
Man: Yes
Woman: Darling

For a conversation between a man and a woman after marriage read from bottom up!

Joke 2 (over used but very effective)

"The trouble with quotes on the internet is that it’s difficult to determine whether or not they are genuine."
- Abraham Lincoln

In-game name: Tedming

Item Preference

~Vog Cub Cap (Med Freeze)

~Dark Thorn Shield (Elemental Max + Med Normal)

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 11:29

#28

Nottheanswer

Lame jokes incoming...

A group of construction workers are building a brick house. They finish the house, but have a single brick left over.

Their manager says, "I'll make you guys a deal. I'll throw this spare brick up in the air. If it falls back down, you tear down the house and rebuild it such that there aren't any spare bricks. If it doesn't fall back down, you get to leave it as it is."

He throws it in the air, and it doesn't come back down.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?

A: Ground beef!

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Two atoms are walking together. One says to the other, "Oh no, I seem to have lost an electron!"

The other asks, "Are you sure?"

The first responds, "Of course, I'm positive!"

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The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here."

A time traveler walks into a bar.

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Q: What's brown and sticky?

A: A stick!

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A man and a woman are sitting next to each other on a plane. The man is smoking, and the woman has a dog that won't stop barking on her lap. They are clearly annoyed at each other.

Suddenly, the woman reaches over, takes the man's cigarette, and throws it out the window. The man is surprised and angry, and, in retaliation, reaches over and throws her dog out the plane's window.

The woman is crying uncontrollably, watching her dog fall through the sky. Suddenly she starts laughing uncontrollably.

The man asks her why.

She says to look and see what the dog had caught in its mouth.

It had...the brick from the first joke!

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 11:33

#29

Myllakka

Why's everyone gotta go?

A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.

"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"

The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"

Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no."

The lawyer interrupts, "Or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"

The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.

"Or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"

The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."

On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

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"What kind of murderer has a edible vibe?" -- "A cereal killer."

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...I am entirely incapable of being funny, hurray.

If you did find the above amusing though, I'd love to have the Levi or the Avenger. Cheers, and good luck with your future endeavours!

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 12:41

#30

Guun

Sorry to hear you are going, I would love a CTR VH sword, any.

An engineering student is walking along with his bike when another engineering student walks up to him and goes “Nice bike. Where did you get it?”

The first student says, “The other day, this beautiful woman ran up to me with this bike, threw it on the ground, ripped off all her clothes and said ‘Take anything you want!’”

The first student says, “So I took the bike”.

The second student says, “Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn’t have fit”.

Ign: Guun, Would love any CTR VH or sword or crest but would accept anything :)

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 12:51

#31

Rionled

Leviathan Blade (CTR Very High)

Three guys on a desert island find a magic lamp containing a genie, who grants them each one wish.
The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home.
The second guy wishes the same.
The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here".

IGN ikkimotku

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 12:58

#32

Divinesnipz

lololol

why do girls wear makeup and perfume.........cuz theyre ugly and the smell bad

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 13:40

#33

Hitsublast

Not that funny...

Ok so this is my try:

1) One time, a mute guy told to the deaf guy that the blind guy saw a one leg guy sprinting after a bald guy to cut his hair.

2) Maybe Jesus walked on water but Chuck Norris swam underground. (Meh)

3) Conversation between 2 guys:
A: Are you stupid or something?!
B: Something!

I may be no fun at all but I really want that Normal Max Ash Tail Cap
I will appreciate your decision no matter what and I hope you will have fun from now on
Best regards, Hitsublast!

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 14:04

#34

Vagueabond

Would you be interested in

Would you be interested in Amnesia: the Dark Descent? I have a gift code for it.

If it's amenable to you, I'd like either the Avenger (VH CTR) or the Sealed (VH CTR, Beast Low).

I doubt that you don't have it, but if you'd like Portal (i.e. the original one that was part of the Orange Box, not Portal 2) I've got a code for that as well (max normal ash tail cap would be wonderful).

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 14:09

#35

Hero-Slayer

um joke....

So there are 2 pairs of 8 on the table, 2 pairs of 9, 2 pairs of 10 and 20 bucks ( the 20 bucks is 2 10 dollar bills)
Dealer: Pick ur best pair.
You: ( takes the twenty bucks and leaves)
IGN: Hero-Slayer
I want the levi blade if i actually win. Happy retirement! hope u find another good game!

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 15:37

#36

Business-Lady

Little Johnny was sitting in

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking."

Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?"

"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone."

"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking."

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This is an oldie, so you might've heard of it before, but I have a soft-spot for little johnny jokes. A have a lot many more I could send, but some might be a little too risqué to post on the forum ^^;

At any rate, all the best in your future endeavour. Should I win, I would be interested in order of preference: Blackened Crest, Dark Thorn Shield, Sealed Sword (CTR Very High, Beast Low), Avenger, Leviathan.

Take care, best regards.

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 16:10

#37

Round-Shinigami

@Quisanity I can't beat you,

@Quisanity
I can't beat you, mate. Trading awesome items for jokes, thats just unique xD

@Xplor
Omg lol thanks. Lots of lessons to be learned, especially considering its made by managers for those underneath in the ruling hierarchy xD

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 16:53

#38

Jasondownlow

Sealed slime vh+gremlin low

Sorry to hear you are quiting... :(

3 people are on a plane. A kid, the pilot, and George bush. The pilot throws 1 dollar of the plane and makes one person happy. George Bush throws 1k dollars off the plane and make 1000 people happy. The kid throws George Bush off the plane and make everyone happy!! XP

This is funny but kinda racist.

2 people are in a car. 1 of them is a mexican. Who's driving?
A policeman.

One more:
A guy tells his 2 friends to come over to his house to see his magic diving board. When his friends come over, he explains that when you jump off, you say whatever you want and you'll land in it. The first guy jumps off and says money! The second jumps off and says bars of Gold!!(Hope it doesn't hurt him). The guy who owns the board was inexperienced, slipping off the board and shouting "oh s*** and landed in a pool full of ****.

I'd like the sealed slime vh+gremlin low. I don't think i have any competition...
Also would like the blackened crest and lastly the other sealed sword with VH CTR if i don't get the sealed VH slime +low gremlin.
IGN Jasondownlow
BTW I have more jokes if you want to hear them. If i get one i'll send u a full list. I got plenty. (not off internet, those stink).
Thx (DAM, that is the best idea i've seen yet!! Jokes! LOL. You r a genius)

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 16:44

#39

Scootmn

best joke ever!

How did the hipster burn his mouth?

He ate his pizza before it was cool.

What are the sexiest farm animals?

brown chicken brown cow
(baw chika baw wow)

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 16:50

#40

Prosindragon

2) Tell me which game you

2) Tell me which game you wanna trade for one/several of the items above.

You interested in Terraria?

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 16:51

#41

Jasondownlow

@thexrapter

We aren't asking for multiple (well i'm not). Just several in case i lose the others.
I love the jokes.

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 16:53

#42

King-Tinkinzar

Why did the toilet paper roll

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

TO GET TO THE BOTTOM!!!

IGN: King-Tinkinzar
I'll take ANYTHING, I don't care what I receive... but as long as it is something LOL
but my eyes are on Blackened Crest (Max Normal + Med Shadow + Med Elemental)

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 17:28

#43

Therealdeal

To create an accurate

To create an accurate portrayal of an earthquake, tape a picture of Japan onto Michael J Fox (probably not gonna win with this)

If I win I'd like the Vog Cub Max or the Leviathan Very High.

IGN Therealdeal

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 17:45

#44

Reulogh

Sayonara. It's better if you

Sayonara. It's better if you trade the items for games like some of the offers here I think. Anyway, I will give a shot.

Joke: 90% of the posts here are from alts.

Would love Polaris and Vog Cap Med Freeze,

Ign: Reuental

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 19:01

#45

Bigstick

ill take anything

I would like anything u are willing to give me
joke: any game other than call of duty is a joke lol....
my teacher- you really have to shove it in there
me- thats what she said
teacher- principals office
me- well that went well
massage chikenlegs in game

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 19:41

#46

Cherubrock

1) How many Pancakes does it

1) How many Pancakes does it take to build a doghose?! ----- NONE Alligators can't fly! :D

2) $20 I have Drakensang: The River of Time (2011) http://store.steampowered.com/app/33770/?snr=1_4_4__13

if you're interested in this game I would like to trade it for as many items as I can get.. the one I am most interested in is the dark torn shield followed by the levi blade follwed by a ctr very high avenger / sealed sword

IGN: cherubrock

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 19:49

#47

Cactuscat

Did you hear about the four

Did you hear about the four teens who robbed a bank?

Geez, numbers these days!

*rimshot* Oh-ho!

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 19:51

#48

Rykerstrike

A man walked into a bar. He

A man walked into a bar.

He said ow.

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 21:52

#49

Nytedude

Why did the sperm cross the road?

Because I put on the wrong pair of socks this morning.

Interested in: Vog Cub Coat (Max Piercing) and the Vog Cub Cap (Med Freeze) so i can finally unlock tier 3!

IGN: Nytedude

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 22:37

#50

Quisanity

Cheers!

Hi Guys, Sealed Sword (CTR Very High + Beast Low) and Blackened Crest (Max Normal + Med Shadow + Med Elemental) have already been reserved by Knights for trading of steam games, hence aim for the other items.

Knights in the lead: Rommil, Greenlightning, and Xplor. For Rommil, its the Avenger CTR Very High. For Greenlightning, its the Polaris Med Asi. For Xplor, its the Vog Cub Cap Med Freeze. To the other knights who also posted jokes for one of the above 3 items, you have to post a funnier joke than the ones posted by them. Include in your subject name: Ursurping (Player's name) so that I know you are fighting for that item. For example, if you want the Polaris Med, your subject name has to have 'Ursurping Greenlightning' before your subject name(if you put one), so I know.

The reason why only three items have been selected is because the jokes posted for the rest of the items were not that funny >.< So to be in the lead, you have to post a very funny joke, remember it has to be the best joke :D Or do something special/unique like Rommil.

To Giannii, the deal could be possible if you replace Serious Sam HD TFE with Serious Sam 3: BFE.
To Egioh, maybe Red Faction. Though you did not state which item/s you were looking for.

Things to note: To Knights who want to get one of my items by posting a joke, you can only request for one item only, thx :D
To Knights who want to trade for games, you have to tell me which items you are interested.

Items updated into the giving/trading list: Divine Avenger Ctr Med.
Updated games I'm really keen on.

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