i just posted mine is it funny enuff?
Quitting the game!
Thu, 10/27/2011 - 22:37
#52
i just posted mine
Thu, 10/27/2011 - 22:45
#53
Mumbling is a lot like
Mumbling is a lot like talking in cursive. Just like how sarcasm over the internet is like winking over the phone.
Thu, 10/27/2011 - 22:58
#54
Draco-Draco, it's been posted
Draco-Draco, it's been posted at least once earlier in the thread. At least look before you copypasta something?
Also, I'd love some sort of response to whether or not you're interested in either Amnesia or Portal.
(as a bonus, I present a zen koan of sorts. Q: What's round, red and invisible? A: No tomatoes.)
Thu, 10/27/2011 - 23:04
#55
I'll go for the vog coat with
I'll go for the vog coat with max pierce. :D
Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive?
A: Because she's a woman.
Thu, 10/27/2011 - 23:28
#56
For game offers, is there any
For game offers, is there any way we can have a list of sorts of games you already have so we don't try to give you something you already have in your library? It'd give me a good idea of what to offer for the Ash Tail Cap as well since it doesn't seem to be one of the more sought after items on your list.
EDIT: For example, I'd -like- to offer either the Dead Space Pack currently available on Steam but I don't know if you already have one/both of those games. I could also offer Sonic Generations if it comes out, but I don't know if you've already preordered it or what, which makes me hesitant on what a good deal would be for both of us.
Fri, 10/28/2011 - 00:03
#57
No joke, but how about this:
No joke, but how about this: Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 for all or most of the items above. IGN: Rhipdclxvi
Fri, 10/28/2011 - 00:03
#58
Lame joke take 2...
A red ship and a blue ship crashed into each other.
The crews were marooned.
=====
Going for the Leviathan...
Sun, 10/30/2011 - 02:50
#59
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Fri, 10/28/2011 - 01:19
#60
Steam Account
Willing to trade my steam account for items/CE.
Games:
Battlefield 2
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
Counter-Strike
Day of Defeat
Counter-Strike Source
Half-Life
Team Fortress 2 (Got various items)
PM Here or mail me ingame, IGN: Durre
And here's a joke for the Ash Tail Cap Max normal.
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”
The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.”
Fri, 10/28/2011 - 01:03
#61
Oh oh!
Why did the hipster
Oh oh!
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
Because he drank his tea before it was cool. :x
Fri, 10/28/2011 - 01:24
#62
Usurping Vog OR Ash tal Cap. I want the Vog orAsh for my brother
Three guys are stranded on a desert island. They find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants each of them a wish. The guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy does the same. The third one says, I am lonely, I want my friends back. I need Vog for my brother, or at least Ash tail cap. If you want to give it to him, my brothers game name is Flamebursst. My name is Venomousbiohazard. TY even though I know I wont get to win!
it was fun anyway. :) Oh, and another Joke just in case that one has been done already. What did Jelly King say to his Polyp guard? You look like snot.
And Why are all the Jokes from the internet?
Fri, 10/28/2011 - 01:23
#63
Anything Available Still?
Why do they French only have 1 egg for breakfast?
Because one egg is an oeuf
(go to google translate, and read it aloud :D )
Anyway, if you still have anything and are willing to give for my joke, my IGN is also Quailia.
Hope you enjoyed!
Fri, 10/28/2011 - 01:35
#64
IGN: [Ikkimotku] for item [Leviathan V.High CTR]
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
farts with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my food
and noticed that everybody was staring at me...
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
Fri, 10/28/2011 - 02:10
#65
Joke 1: I always look for a
Joke 1: I always look for a woman who has a tattoo. I see a woman with a tattoo, and I’m thinking, okay, here’s a gal who’s capable of making a decision she’ll regret in the future.
Joke 2: I was on the subway, sitting on a newspaper, and a guy comes over and asks ‘Are you reading that?" I didn’t know what to say. So I said yes. I stood up, turned the page, and sat down again.
Joke 3: I feel sorry for people who don’t drink or do drugs. Because someday they’re going to be in a hospital bed, dying, and they won’t know why.
IGN: Phont
Is it okay to submit more jokes? I would like a chance at the Leviathan or Dark Thorn Shield!
Fri, 10/28/2011 - 02:29
#66
This is for the leviathan...
I have a corny sense of humor, but oh well, it's worth a shot.
Person 1: What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Person 2: Arrr!
Person 1: Nope! Yee would tink it was arrr but it's really teh sea!
(I tried for the pirate accent ^^;;)
Also, just a taste of something funny if you haven't seen it already: http://bit.ly/v6bYc9
IGN: Midorichi
Fri, 10/28/2011 - 02:48
#67
A bedraggled man stumbled
A bedraggled man stumbled into Haven. He said, "My family was killed by Grimaulkins! Every single one of 'em! Oh please spare some crowns!" A listener replies, "Hear these pockets jingling? You can have my whole fortune if you meet these two requirements: give me your wife, and before that have no family members left." The man says, "deal!" but then realizes his mistake. Feeling like a fool, he thinks of another way to beg: "Oh, I am a dying old man, dying of a lack of company! Spare me some crowns! A listener replies: "If you have no family members and is dying of loneliness, then how will money help? Be my friend, have some new company!" The old man runs away, his cheeks burning. He thinks of his final plot: this one should work! The old man approaches a police guard: "I am so poor, so old, and so hungry. Oh please do give me some crowns! The police guard, watching him this whole time, decides of a way to get rid of him: (whispers) "If you kill that man over there, I shall give you as much money as you like!" The old man says, "That one over there! Sure!" The police guard drags him to his HQ, and is punished harshly (cleaning havens ceptic tanks for a week).
This joke was created by my own noggin, not the internet, just like me and my brother Venomousbiohazard. Please take this into consideration. If I am a winner, I would love the ash tail cap.
Fri, 10/28/2011 - 16:21
#68
Hi Solutional. I've sent a
Hi.
I've sent a mail to you. I'm offering Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 3.
IGN: Silversray
Fri, 10/28/2011 - 02:44
#69
I like New York
I like New York. It's the only city where you actually have to say things like, "Hey, that's mine. Don't pee on that."
IGN: Anonelbe
I'd like a chance at the leviathan as well. If that's taken, then the dark thorn shield.
Fri, 10/28/2011 - 03:00
#70
A bedraggled man walked into
A bedraggled man walked into Haven. He muttered "My family was killed by Grimaulkins. Every one of them. If only someone gave me some crowns." hoping someone would hear. A listener hears him and says: "I would give you my whole fortune is you gave me your son, and if you had no family members before so." The mans jumps up and says, "deal!" but then realizing his being tricked, runs away in shame. He decides to beg to someone else: "I am an old man, dying of loneliness! Spare me some crowns!" a listener replies: "How would money help lonliness? Be my friend, that way you would not be so lonely." The old man, seeing he was not going to get what he wanted, ran away. Then a policeman, having seen the old man beg for money so, wanted to get rid of him. He said: "You want money? Kill that man over there, and you shall have my crowns!" The old man stupidly replies: "Sure! That one over there, right?" The policeman drags the old man to the HQ, and receives ceptic tank cleaning duties.
If I am a winner, I would love an ashtail cap. Oh yes, and this comes from my brain, not the internet. Please consider that.
Fri, 10/28/2011 - 03:02
#71
Oh sorry! I posted two of the
Oh sorry! I posted two of the same entry! Just a mistake.
Fri, 10/28/2011 - 04:23
#72
Ahh
Ok so this is another desperate call for that Ash Tail Cap:
Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as follows. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond traveling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused over 9000 wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with over 9000 buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall traveling at miles per hour, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known to man.
Hope this is better :D
Hitsublast
Fri, 10/28/2011 - 05:10
#73
Okay, I'll try... Here we
Okay, I'll try...
Here we goes!...
The polite way to pee!
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
Michael said,"Just a minute I have to go pee."
The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite."
"What about you Sherman, how would you say it."
Sherman said, "I am sorry, but i really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."
"Thats better, but its still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table."
"And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?"
Johnny said, " I would say: Darling, may i be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner."
The teacher fainted....
IGN: Featther
I'm interested in Vog Cub Coat (Max Piercing) or Grey Owlite Shield (Low Shadow)
I would be very grateful if you could give me the Vog Cub Coat or Grey Owlite Shield...
Thank you bro ;]
Fri, 10/28/2011 - 06:12
#74
~ joke for the dark thorn shield (decisive lol) ~
My wife's sister sat on my glasses and broke them earlier. I was really pissed off... Then I thought "to be fair, it was my fault for leaving them on"
=]
Fri, 10/28/2011 - 06:01
#75
This is funny but isn't rly a joke (Dark Thorn Shield)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBD7XVvJ02s
(DARK THORN SHIELD)
IGN: Novium
Fri, 10/28/2011 - 05:32
#76
Cheers!
@Retequizzle: I don't have any other games other than TF2. Yup, I wouldn't mind Sonic Generations. Added you in-game, hope to hear from you soon.
@Durre: Sorry, not interested in any of the games.
Venomousbiohazard successfully ursurped Xplor!
Draco-Draco successfully entered the lead for Divine Avenger CTR Med!
Knights in the lead: Rommil, Greenlightning, Venomousbiohazard and Draco-Draco. For Rommil, its the Avenger CTR Very High. For Greenlightning, its the Polaris Med Asi. For Venomousbiohazard, its the Vog Cub Cap Med Freeze. As for Draco-Draco, its the Divine Avenger CTR Med.
Guys, points to not for upcoming posts:
-Only one joke is allowed.
-Do not post more than once.
-Only request for one item. Knights who are indecisive like 'either this or that' will be ignored.
Cheers!
Sun, 10/30/2011 - 17:55
#77
hi Solutional
hi Solutional
Fri, 10/28/2011 - 05:51
#78
Entering for the Dark Thorn Shield ^_^
The Inland Revenue decides to audit Paddy, and summons him to an appointment with the most thorough auditor in the office. The auditor is not surprised when Paddy shows up with his solicitor.
The auditor says, "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the Inland Revenue finds that believable."
"I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it," says Paddy. "How about a demonstration?"
The auditor thinks for a moment and says, "Okay. You're on!"
Paddy says, "I'll bet you a thousand pound that I can bite my own eye."
The auditor thinks a moment and says, "No way! It's a bet."
Paddy removes his glass eye and bites it.
The auditor's jaw drops.
Paddy says, "Now, I'll bet you two thousand pound that I can bite my other eye."
The auditor can tell Paddy isn't blind, so he takes the bet.
Paddy removes his dentures and bites his good eye. The stunned auditor now realises he has bet and lost three thousand quid, with Paddy's solicitor as a witness. He starts to get nervous. "Would you like to go double or nothing?" Paddy asks. "I'll bet you six thousand pound that I can stand on one side of your desk and piss into that rubbish bin on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between."
The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way Paddy can manage that stunt, so he agrees again.
Paddy stands beside the desk and unzips his trousers, but although he strains like hell, he can't make the stream reach the bin on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor's desk.
The auditor leaps with joy, realising that he has just turned a major loss into a big win. But Paddy's solicitor moans and puts his head in his hands.
"Are you okay?" the auditor asks.
"Not really," says the solicitor. "This morning, when Paddy told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me £20,000 that he could come in here and piss all over your desk - and that you'd be happy about it!"
Fri, 10/28/2011 - 06:08
#79
Item: VH CTR Leviathan
Joke
Item: VH CTR Leviathan
Joke
Beca: hey!
Jessica: ...hi?
Jessica: who is this?
Beca: Jessica, I saw u on myspace
Beca: ur hot
Jessica: thanks
Beca: np
Jessica: this girl keeps bugging me, but I don't want to talk to her
Jessica: what should I do?
Beca: make up sum excuse, like ur mom is kickin u off or sumthing
Jessica: oh alright
Jessica: I have to go
Jessica: my mom is kicking me off
Jessica: bye
Good luck for your future endeavors.
Fri, 10/28/2011 - 06:30
#80
not feeling to confident because of the above post but..
Dark Thorn Shield (Elemental Max + Med Normal)
I've been having a lot of hallucinations lately.
I've been getting better though, I'm starting to "see" a psychiatrist.
My ign is Negimasonic
Fri, 10/28/2011 - 06:31
#81
Trying to usurp the CTR VH Avenger
A man was walking through a desert when he finds a lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie says: I will grant you 3 wishes, but your ex wife will get double of what you ask for. Then the man says: I wish I had a million dollars. And BAM, all the money appears right before his eyes. The genie reminds him that now his ex wife has two million dollars because of this. The man's second wish is to have the greatest house ever. Again, his wish is fulfilled. His wife got 2 houses. For this last wish the man says: I want you to beat me half to dead.
I hope you liked it.
IGN Trabado
Fri, 10/28/2011 - 07:17
#82
Few questions:
How long do we
Few questions:
How long do we have for the joke submissions?
Is Quisanity alright, or do you use another IGN?
Could you post a picture of your knight or alternatively what armor/colors you use?
Fri, 10/28/2011 - 07:58
#83
Cheers!
@Silphius: This will probably end around end of this month or early Nov. You can add me in-game, all the items are bound to me :D Except the 3 I've mentioned. You could add me in-game, I'm online now.
Item added to list: Skolver Cap Low Poison!
Fri, 10/28/2011 - 08:30
#84
Usurping Draco Draco
This wife brings her lover, who she's having an affair with, home one day.
Her son, a little boy, comes home suddenly and decides to hide in her closet
and he did so without them noticing. Her husband also happens to come home later
and the woman stuffs her lover in the closet, still not knowing that her son is in there.
boy: Dark in here
man: Yes it is
boy: I have a baseball
man: that's nice
boy: wanna buy it?
man: no thanks
boy: my dads outside
man: alright how much?
boy: $250
man: sold.
a few weeks later the same thing happens and the man and the boy are together in the closet.
boy: dark in here
man: yes it is
boy: I have a baseball glove
the man, remembering what happened last time responded:
man: how much?
boy: $750
man: sold.
and yet even more weeks later the boy's father calls to him and says:
dad: son, grab ur ball and glove, lets play some catch
boy: sorry dad i sold them both
dad: for how much?
boy: $1000
dad: what? it's bad to overcharge your friends like that, you're coming to church with me, to confess your sin
the boy enters the confession booth
boy: dark in here
priest: cut the crap! you're in my closet this time
divine avenger please?
Fri, 10/28/2011 - 08:49
#85
avenger vh ctr = 20+k ceyou
avenger vh ctr = 20+k ce
you know people willing do draw a very good picture of your knight for a quarter of that amount? there are many skilled artist in this forum, check this out http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/10742
or do what is best, trade everything for games.
Fri, 10/28/2011 - 10:35
#86
Damn, I missed you then
Damn, I missed you then Quisanity. Can you list the armor you usually use and your color? I might be able to use spiralspy to get a decent idea.
Fri, 10/28/2011 - 10:59
#87
Interested in the grey owlite
Grey owlite:O
A doctor told a man to watch his wait. So the man put it in front of him where he could see it.
Fri, 10/28/2011 - 12:33
#88
Venomousbiohazard did the exact same joke i already posted in
Venomousbiohazard did the exact same joke i already posted in page 1... 0.0
oh well, good luck and have fun with the new games :)
Fri, 10/28/2011 - 15:58
#89
I can buy dungeon defenders
I can buy dungeon defenders for ya. (got a card for my birthday from my mum)
What items are you willing to give up for a copy of dungeon defenders? I'm just looking for five star stuff :))
ign: josebrocha
Fri, 10/28/2011 - 16:40
#90
Sorry for posting again. When
Sorry for posting again. When does the contest end?
Fri, 10/28/2011 - 16:46
#91
Cheers!
Read my post above!
Fri, 10/28/2011 - 16:59
#92
Divine Avenger
did i succeed in usurping draco draco or shall i go dig the internet?
Fri, 10/28/2011 - 17:06
#93
what is the difference
what is the difference between an african and a pair of jeans?
the pair of jeans only has one fly on it.
Fri, 10/28/2011 - 17:11
#94
Stupid Poster XD
Obviously this poster would rather give his stuff away for lame jokes than a copy of Modern Warfare 3.
Fri, 10/28/2011 - 17:19
#95
Whats the difference between
What's the difference between prostitutes and onions?
>>
I don't cry when I'm cutting up prostitutes.
Fri, 10/28/2011 - 17:22
#96
Thanks Quisanity!
Thanks Quisanity!
Fri, 10/28/2011 - 17:41
#97
wait, so you already got the
wait, so you already got the defenders game quisanity?:0
Fri, 10/28/2011 - 17:50
#98
For the CTR VH avenger
IGN: Seitsuki
Even if I knew how to be funny, which I don't, I don't believe that a couple of words could (or should) ever win out over something which takes much more time and effort. Soo, putting my name up for some art too.
Example of my art style.
If interested, send over a mail for whatever and I'll get started on a draft. Although I agree with Rommil, you ideally shouldn't just give away your stuff like this.. you really should either give it to people you know, or trade em for games, or at least make people work harder for them than just type "funny jokes" into google.
Whatever you choose, good luck in the future. And hopefully we'll see you back here some time :D
Fri, 10/28/2011 - 21:06
#99
Cheers!
@Josebrocha: Heh, what item do you want for DD?
@Seitsuki: Impressive! What can you create for me? :)
Seitsuki successfully ursurped Rommil!
Noobberries successfully ursurped Draco-Draco!
Knights in the lead: Seitsuki, Greenlightning, Venomousbiohazard and Noobberries. For Seitsuki, its the Avenger CTR Very High. For Greenlightning, its the Polaris Med Asi. For Venomousbiohazard, its the Vog Cub Cap Med Freeze. As for Noobberries, its the Divine Avenger CTR Med.
Cheers!!!
Fri, 10/28/2011 - 20:00
#100
Hmm
My math teacher used to always tell me, "there are three types of people in this world,
those that can add and those that can't."
I'd like the Skolver cap low poison.
IGN Guardianknight.
P.S. If you didn't get the joke, your the latter.
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: "Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see." Watson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars." Holmes said: "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson replied: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life." And Holmes said: "Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent."
this is what i wud like
Vog Cub Coat (Max Piercing)
Divine Avenger (CTR Med)
i would like one of these so i can do FSC runs more efficiantly (It would be great if you could give me more than 1)
My ign is Draco-Draco