Ill get you dawn of war two if you want it for the crest
Quitting the game!
Fri, 10/28/2011 - 21:28
#102
Dawn of war 2?
Fri, 10/28/2011 - 22:36
#103
Money making machine
A man was driving down the road speeding more than he should when he sees a boy with a sign that saws "Slow down police ahead" The man slows down the normal speed and sees a police car gunning for speeders behind a bush. Very relieve the man feel very appreciative. Then he sees another boy with a sign that says "Tips Please" The man pulls over laughing to the boy and asks how much was he making, the boy pulls out a stack a twenties. The man shakes hes head and laughs and drives on. At the end of the day the 2 boys walked up to the police car and calmly say "Thanks for your help today Dad here's your cut".
I would like anything that has not been taken yet :)
IGN Tarance
Fri, 10/28/2011 - 23:59
#104
Meh ill try, but ill fail
Meh ill try, but ill fail
One guy goes up to Bobfacedude, he says, " Hi there Bob! How's life?"
"How is life...what?" Bobfacedude replies.
"How is life treating you."
"Treating me? I didn't get no free food!"
"No no, I mean-"
"I know what you mean, Im just joking!"
The two laugh.
Bob says, "Well how has your day gone?"
As the guy begins to tell his story, Bob walks away.
"Bob, where are you going?"
Bob turns around.
"You bored me. Problem?"
"That's very--WTF!"
The guy gets knocked out by a flying chair.
Did I mention Bobfacedude was a devilite?
In game name: Xylka
Im fine with any of the listed items, but preferrably not a Sealed Sword ;)
Not the best joke, but meh, might as well throw it out there.
Sat, 10/29/2011 - 00:21
#105
Hello Everyone! Bump. Bump. Sorry for posting, but... Bump
Bump. Bump. UP ya go Thread!
Sat, 10/29/2011 - 00:38
#106
I note in the previous page
I note in the previous page that we are only allowed to submit one joke. Is that per "round" (i.e. we are allowed to submit something else if the last one failed to tickle your fancies), or is that it? :) If the later then please read ahead, and if not.. consider this a non-participating submission :)
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A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The policeman approaches the drivers door.
'Is there a problem Officer?'
The policeman says, 'Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your licence please?'
The driver responds, 'I'd give it to you but I don't have one.'
'You don't have one?'
The man responds, 'I lost it four times for drink driving.'
The policeman is shocked. 'I see. Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?'
'I'm sorry, I can't do that.'
The policeman says, 'Why not?'
'I stole this car.'
The officer says, 'Stole it?'
The man says, 'Yes, and I killed the owner.'
At this point the officer is getting irate. 'You what?'
'She's in the boot if you want to see.'
The Officer looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes, five police cars show up, surrounding the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half-drawn gun.
The senior officer says, 'Sir, could you step out of your vehicle please!'
The man steps out of his vehicle. 'Is there a problem sir?'
'One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.'
'Murdered the owner?'
The officer responds, 'Yes, could you please open the boot of your car please?'
The man opens the boot, revealing nothing but an empty boot.
The officer says, 'Is this your car sir?'
The man says 'Yes' and hands over the registration papers.
The officer, understandably, is quite stunned. 'One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving licence.'
The man digs in his pocket revealing a wallet and hands it to the officer. The officer opens the wallet and examines the licence. He looks quite puzzled. 'Thank you sir, one of my officers told me you didn't have a licence, stole this car, and murdered the owner.'
The man replies, 'I bet you the lying ******* told you I was speeding, too!'
Sat, 10/29/2011 - 06:12
#107
I've got Serious Sam 3 BFE
I've got Serious Sam 3 BFE Serious Digital Edition on Steam. I'm interested in that Crest... something on top would be nice but not necessary. My IGN is the same as my forum nickname - PM me if you're interested.
Sat, 10/29/2011 - 07:22
#108
Usupring Noobberries
I'm sad to hear that you're leaving, but grateful of your immense charity.
Here's my joke:
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
If possible, I'd like the Divine Avenger CTR Med
Thanks!
Sat, 10/29/2011 - 08:45
#109
For the Avenger
After years of intensely meaningful therapy, through struggles shared and a bond the likes of which I have never known before, my psychiatrist said something to me that I will never forget: "No hablo ingles."
IGN Evess
(Also thanks for doing this! It is very kind to do such a thing for people you do not know!)
Sun, 10/30/2011 - 19:42
#110
Urserp Noobberries
in 1565 (Randomized date) there was 3 guys stuck on an desert island. The 1st guy is an archeologist. the 2nd is a paleontologist. the 3rd guy is a useless man. they are all friends. One night, they find 2 shooting stars which will grant them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and was finding Tutankhamen's tomb. The second guy wishes that he was finding the rarest fossil ever and will be very famous if he found them. The third guy wishes he found both of those things before them and was world famous.
My friend once said "watch your step not the road when your crossing one". So one day while i was crossing the road and watching my step, a bus crashed into me and the driver was my friend and he said "Why cant you look where you're going??" and i said "I was watching my step! YOU watch where you're driving!" after that, i died shortly because i didn't go to the hospital in time and lost all my blood in my body and my friend died of old age. X_X then, i met with him in heaven and asked him why did you say "Watch your step but not the road when crossing one" and my friend said oh i meant to say watch the road and not your step. then i said if i watch the road i might die as well because i might step into a wasp's nest and get stung to death because im not watching my step.
DA with ctr or vog coat plz
Sat, 10/29/2011 - 10:38
#111
ok heres a joke that i always
ok heres a joke that i always laugh when i hear it
a man was sitting in a bar he asked the bartender:
do you have bread?
bartender: no.
after 5 minutes, man: do you have bread? bartender: no
after 5 minutes, man: do you have bread?
bartender: if you ask again i'll nail you to the wall.
after 5 minutes, man: do you have nails? bartender: no
man: do you have bread?
IGN: Vencint
Item Interested in: Levi CTR VH
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Sat, 10/29/2011 - 10:52
#112
I'll just toss this into the
I'll just toss this into the mix:
'cause I'm fond of short jokes like these.
Also some Mitch Hedberg is always fun:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=IueXtzdC6kA#t=72s
Sat, 10/29/2011 - 11:09
#113
Epic Phayl Jokez
Why didn't the math teacher's plants grow?
Because it has square roots!
Why can't the rich crab buy anything?
Because he has sand dollars!
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a bus.
@~@
i'd like anything that hasn't been taken, send to Time-Waster.
Sat, 10/29/2011 - 11:33
#114
This will make you cry
This one is sure to make anyone cry.
http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/298849_1997629992326_1590...
I'm after the Ash Tail Cap or Dark Thorn Shield.
Sat, 10/29/2011 - 14:08
#115
For DD any chance I could get
For DD any chance I could get the polaris med asi and the divine avenger ctr med?
Whats your ign and steam if youre still interested. my steam is josway5697 and my ign is josebrocha :) message me to ngeotiate a deal :D
Sat, 10/29/2011 - 14:35
#116
lol most of these jokes are
lol most of these jokes are copied and pasted directly from the internet. like biohazards from http://www.bluedonut.com/jokes.htm
Sat, 10/29/2011 - 14:50
#117
Roses are red
Violets are
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a knife
Get in the van
Sat, 10/29/2011 - 16:42
#118
Hmm, Vog Cub coat max pierce, if not, Avenger CTR HV please
Regis: "Barbara, you've done very well so far - $500,000 and one lifeline left -- phone a friend.
The next question will give you the top prize of One Million dollars if you get it right ... but if you get it wrong you will drop back to $32,000 -- are you ready?"
Barbara: "Sure, I'll have a go!"
Regis: "Which of the following birds does not build it's own nest?
Is it........
A-Robin
B-Sparrow
C-Cuckoo
D-Thrush
Remember Barbara its worth 1 Million dollars."
"I think I know which one..but I'm not 100%...
No, I haven't got a clue. I'd like to phone a friend Regis, just to be sure.
Regis: "Yes, who, Barbara, do you want to phone?
Barbara: "I'll phone my friend Maggie back home in Birmingham."
(ringing)
Maggie (also a blonde): "Hello..."
Regis: "Hello Maggie, its Regis here from Who Wants to be a Millionaire-I have Barbara here and she is doing really well on $500,000, but needs your help to be a Million.
The next voice you hear will be Barbara's and she'll read you the question.
There are 4 possible answers and 1 correct answer and you have 30 seconds to answer -- fire away Barbara."
Barbara: "Maggie, which of the following birds does not build it's own nest? Is it:
A-Robin
B-Sparrow
C-Cuckoo
D-Thrush"
Maggie: "Oh Gees, Barbara that's simple.....It's a Cuckoo."
Barbara: "You think?"
Maggie: "I'm sure."
Barbara: " Thanks Maggie." (hangs up)
Regis: "Well, do you want to stick on $500,000 or play on for the Million, Barbara?"
Barbara: "I want to play, I'll go with C-Cuckoo"
Regis: "Is that your final answer?"
Barbara: "It is."
Regis: "Are you confident?"
Barbara: "Yes fairly, Maggie's a sound bet."
Regis: "Barbara.....you had $500,000 and you said C-Cuckoo ...you're right! - You have just won ONE MILLION DOLLARS.
Here is your check. You have been a great contestant and a real gambler. Audience please put your hands together for Barbara."
(clapping)
That night Barbara calls round to Maggie and brings her down to a local bar for a celebration drink and, as they are sipping their Champagne, Barbara turns to Maggie and asks "Tell me Maggie, How in God's name did you know that it was the Cuckoo that does not build its own nest?
Maggie: "Listen Barbara, everybody knows that a Cuckoo lives in a clock."
IGN: Brambleshadow (my preferred items above)
Sat, 10/29/2011 - 18:14
#119
willing to buy you one of those games
I am willing to buy you one of those games in exchange for a bunch of those items, add me on steam bryanmaurer93 or message me ingame at chikenlegs
Sat, 10/29/2011 - 18:48
#120
Sealed Sword (Slime Very High + Gremlin Low)
Why did the ghost cross the road?
To get to the Other Side!
You know, the Afterlife~
I am mainly interested in the Sealed Sword (Slime Very High + Gremlin Low) and Vog Cub Coat (Max Piercing)
I am actually interested in all but the Skolver Cap (Low Poison) and Grey Owlite Shield (Low Shadow)-i just made a grey owlite with med shadow.
IGN Yoshiien
Steam yoshiien
Sun, 10/30/2011 - 08:56
#121
Sealed slime vh+gremlin low
I already posted before your announcement about who made you laugh but you said that those weren't funny... I hope this still counts... :(
Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."
The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."
Jasondownlow
(btw i messeged you but you changed your mind?)
Hope I win.
Sun, 10/30/2011 - 00:02
#122
ouch
i am wounded.
Sun, 10/30/2011 - 08:30
#123
Joke!
I'd appreciate any item you can spare, so here's my best attempt at a laugh:
Three Devilites are stranded on an abandoned Clockworks depth and they come across a magic Vial. The Devilite Pit Boss rubs the vial, and a Sprite genie comes out. The Sprite says, "Normally I'd give three wishes to whoever found the bottle and rubbed it, but since there are three of you, I'll give you each one wish."
The first Devilite hops on his toes and says, "Me first! I wish I was vacationing in a Knight-proof Treasure Vault!" POOF! The Devilite vanishes in a cloud of green smoke
The second Devilite hops on his toes and says, "Me next! I wish I was in Firestorm Citadel, as Vanaduke's CEO, surrounded by Silkwings and Gran Fausts!"
POOF! The Devilite vanishes in a cloud of red smoke.
The Pit Boss looks down at his watch and says, "I want them back by the end of lunch break."
[EDIT]: If it isn't too much trouble, I'd like either the Polaris or any Vog/Skolver/Ash Tail gear. Thanks!
Sun, 10/30/2011 - 01:35
#124
Sad to see yet another person leave
Good luck in your future endeavours. Well here's my joke for that leviathan ctr vh.
My grandfather and I were at a wedding and he nudges me and says "You're next."
A month later we were at a funeral and I nudged my grandfather and said "You're next."
This joke gave me a little chuckle.
P.S Great joke Xair.
Ign: Chikamatsu
Sun, 10/30/2011 - 02:54
#125
who will win??
Who will win??
Tue, 11/01/2011 - 04:15
#126
Contest end?
Hey Quisanity, I have a great idea to end off the contest with a bang! You know that Halloween is around the corner, and all of our candies/masks that arnt real will disappear. Pumkin king will vanish :(. So I thought that you could have the end of this (awesome) contest as SOON as our candies disappear. What do you think?
Mon, 10/31/2011 - 20:12
#127
xkcd 953
This is the funniest joke I've read, not heard. Hope it still counts ;)
Person A: On a scale of 1 - 10, how likely is it that this question is in binary?
Person B: ... 4?
Person A: What's a 4?
It's from an xkcd comic, they're all quite brilliant: http://xkcd.com/953/
IGN: Availn
Sun, 10/30/2011 - 07:30
#128
JOKE!
A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?" A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, the car won't start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?" He says: "What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?" Another few days go by, and it's raining pretty hard. The wife finds a leak in the roof. She says, "Honey, there's a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?" He says, "What do I look like, Bob Vila?" The next day the husband comes home, and the roof is fixed. So is the plumbing. So is the car. He asks his wife what happened. "Oh, I had a handyman come in and fix them," she says. "Great! How much is that going to cost me?" he snarls. Wife says: "Nothing. He said he'd do it for free if I either baked him a cake or slept with him." "Uh, well, what kind of cake did you make?" asks the husband. "What do I look like," she says, "Betty Crocker?"
I want either of the vog cub coats.
IGN Liquidamazingness
Sun, 10/30/2011 - 07:32
#129
Hey I just remembered a few
Hey I just remembered a few more jokes that are really funny! I already posted once, so I hope it's okay if I post a few more?
1)Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
2) One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor."
"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer at the drugstore at the corner. Just give it a urine sample and the computer'll tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars...a hell of a lot cheaper than a doctor."
So Jack deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to the drugstore. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.
Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks.
That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and masturbated into the mixture for good measure.
Jack hurries back to the drugstore, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.
The computer prints the following:
1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant...twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better.
I hope I made you laugh! ;D
Mah list of shtuff i rly rly rly want:
-dark thorn shield with elemental max and normal med
-vog cub coat with max piercing
-ash tail cap with max normal
IGN: Son-Of-Hades
Sun, 10/30/2011 - 11:31
#130
Another funny joke! Holy banana cakes!
Well, this was a funny one from a website I found:
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
Hope you though it was funny!
IGN Liquidamazingness
Sun, 10/30/2011 - 11:32
#131
Whoops!
I want either one of the vog cub coats or the Divine Avenger. So, like lemons and stay cool like butter!
Sun, 10/30/2011 - 11:41
#132
LOL @biohazard u just want
LOL @biohazard u just want the contest to end ASAP so u can get ur item, and ur joke was copied directly from a link from google with the search words "funny jokes"
Sun, 10/30/2011 - 12:45
#133
hardly any joke must be
hardly any joke must be original around here lol
Sun, 10/30/2011 - 12:47
#134
Quis, u should give ur items
Quis, u should give ur items away to people like Seit, since he/she will actually spend time and make u something useful (picture) rather than giving away to people who can literally take a few minutes to find a decent joke by searching "funny jokes" on google, like Biohazard.
Sun, 10/30/2011 - 13:24
#135
Do comebacks count?
If comebacks count, since half the jokes i have heard are from google (so sad!) than here is a good comeback my friend told my other friend. Okay, so my friend was acting like a jerk so my other friend tells that friend ,"If your going to act like a d##k than you should dress like one. So, go put a condom on your head." It was really funny when we said it. I want ANY OF the vog cub stuff and the Divine Avenger! IGN: Liquidamazingness. P.s. Hope you liked this one, Thexraptor!
Sun, 10/30/2011 - 14:00
#136
Upsurping Venomousbiohazard-anyone else who already upsurped him
A young knight enters the guild hall and the guild master whispers to his officers, “This is the dumbest recruit in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The guild master puts a 100ce in one hand and 50ce in the other, then calls the recruit over and asks, “Which do you want, kid?” The recruit takes the 50ce and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the guild master. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the officers leave, they see the same recruit coming from the alchemy machine. “Hey, kid! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the 50ce instead of the 100ce?” The recruit replied, “Because the day I take the 100ce, the game is over!”
Sun, 10/30/2011 - 17:13
#137
to be more precise
I'll take the vog cub coat (piercing), the vog cub cap or the divine avenger. if i could have 1 it would be the coat. I saw one of your other posts and sorry for all the posts!
Sun, 10/30/2011 - 17:58
#138
Re-read.
Everyone is putting down my joke.. when it was a joke on the fact that the only jokes I had seen looked like they came from internet. So I made a parody. Please reread.
Sun, 10/30/2011 - 20:27
#139
My Entry
Anything would be good if I can win =D
Joke:
One day a pirate captain is out on the high seas, when he sees a merchant ship on the horizon. He immediately says, "First Mate, bring me my red shirt." The First Mate does so, and the pirates proceed to have a successful raid. Later, one of the sailors asks, "Why do you wear the red shirt?" The captain replies, "So if I get hurt, you won't know, and your morale will not go down." The crew agreed that this was a wise decision and grew to love their captain even more.
Then, a month later on the high seas, the captain looked out at the horizon and saw a British warship. He said, "First Mate, bring me my brown pants."
Sun, 10/30/2011 - 21:06
#140
I'll be honest...
If you wanted to give away anything I would be happy to have it. I use my character to help new players and make cheap armor for them. I use the profits to buy energy to take them on snarbo runs to get them started.
Anything you would be willing to give me would be awesome. If nothing then good day to you sir & happy gaming.
IGN: Zajarism
P.S. Anything you give me, if you happen to want to play again, I will return to you.
Mon, 10/31/2011 - 19:47
#141
@Zajarism
to Zajarism: lol Quisanity didn't say just ask, he said there are 2 ways. l
___________________________________________________________l
1) Tell Quisanity the funniest joke you've ever heard in your life.
2) Tell Quisanity which game you wanna trade for one/several of the items above.
Games Quisanity is particularly interested in~ Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 3, Dungeon Defenders, Serious Sam 3: BFE, Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine.
(I copied and pasted the above and added a few changes)
@ Quisanity my IGN is Draco-Draco
Mon, 10/31/2011 - 12:41
#142
For Sealed Sword Slime VH+ Gremlin low
This is original. The others were from friends.
2 dogs and a d*** meet up. They start complaining about how bad their owner treats them. The first dog says that his owner beats him and doesn't feed him enough. The second dog says that he lives in a tiny box and never sees the light of day. The d*** says "That's nothing! My owner puts a bag over me until I throw up!!!"
Mon, 10/31/2011 - 18:13
#143
why hasn't quisanity picked a
why hasn't quisanity picked a winner yet????
Mon, 10/31/2011 - 19:35
#144
@Son-Of-Hadeswell, Quisanity
@Son-Of-Hades
well, Quisanity is quitting, so obviously he's not going to be obsessed with seeing who's going to win his SK contest. Also, he may just be planning on picking them the day the contest ends, which i think is 11/2.
@Quisanity
whoops, forgot to mention my IGN
IGN: Noobberries
Mon, 10/31/2011 - 20:16
#145
Joke
So, one day, Quinsanity was walking in the park and then Hargbeast asked him for a Polaris. Then Quinsanity said no. THE END.
Mon, 10/31/2011 - 21:52
#146
A Simple Car Joke
Let's start off with the preference.
Avenger (CTR Very High)
The Joke:
A man and his wife were arguing over what car they should get.
The man wanted a truck so he could haul heavy items.
The woman wanted a sports car so she could zip through traffic.
The woman told her husband:
"Look. I want something that, when I step on it, goes from 0 to 200 in four seconds OR LESS. And it's my birthday coming up too! So you can surprise me!"
The man finds something that fulfills all of the requirements.
When the woman finds out what her birthday present was, she was dissapointed and offended, simply because of what the present was.
The present was a bathroom scale. (A bathroom scale is an object that you stand on to weigh yourself.)
If you think about it, he did fill all of the requirements too!
My In-Game Name is Magmablast.
Tue, 11/01/2011 - 05:55
#147
Best joke ever. I might win this one.
I want nothing though.
My Joke:
A guy named Solutional WAS a friend of mine. He loved to share his wonderful items with good UV. I've seen most of them using trading system which are posted here. Too bad he got to abandon the main and transferred all of valuable items to alternate account known as Quisanity after scamming some players here. Now, he plans to trade all these items for steam games before it's too late. The joke contest is made to bump the topic which is a smart move. I doubt anyone will get free items here for their joke but good sharing though. Most probably he got banned by now so he can't do anything about it. But guys, feel free to post more jokes and item preference as I need something to read. It must be original like the Devilites with 3 wishes and not copy paste from the internet. I prefer SK related jokes. :)
Tue, 11/01/2011 - 06:04
#148
the joke's on him now
the joke's on him now :)
Solutional scammed me 23kCE but in return its costed him ... well add all those items up, just a bit :)
that my friends is the funniest joke of them all (^_^)
Tue, 11/01/2011 - 06:08
#149
How the **** do you get
How the **** do you get scammed out of 23k CE
Tue, 11/01/2011 - 07:14
#150
usurping Venomousbiohazard I want my Vog Cap placement back
I have been to a lot of places, but I've never been in Cahoots.
Apparently you can't go alone.
You have to be in Cahoots with someone.
I've also never been in Cognito, either.
I hear no one recognizes you there.
I have, however, been in Sane.
They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there.
I have made several trips, thanks to some newbies and beggers.
I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump and I'm not much on physical activity
because I play Spiral Knights. XD
IGN:Tedming
Uh well, what do you want? Something spiral knights related, or something more general?
Just give me a general idea of what you want, or maybe a sketch if you have something more concrete in mind, and I'll get to work.