Whats the point of shiny things?
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Sat, 08/11/2012 - 05:33
#3502
8/11/12
Sat, 08/11/2012 - 05:37
#3503
8/11/12
Whats the point of shiny things?
Its so people have something to look at and wish they could have. Those greedy hermits....
Sat, 08/11/2012 - 05:55
#3504
8/11/12
Whats the point of shiny things?
People would say that shiny things would mean that you're rich. But here's how I use it. Instead of killing the monsters (my friends) inside the clockworks i bring them as many shiny things as i can to show them how the outside world is. They at least get a glimpse of how the sunshine looks, how amazing it is where we live. If we can all do this than we can tame this nice monsters and rule the world beside them!
Sat, 08/11/2012 - 13:28
#3505
8/11/12 what is the point of shiny things?
THERE ARE MANY REASONS FOR SHINY THINGS EXISTING
1) TO MAKE URSELF LOOK RICH AND WALK AROUND HAVEN LIKE A BADASS
2) TO DISTRACT DUMB OR CHEAP PEOPLE LIKE MR, KRABS
3) TO HELP SAVE THE WORLD, WHAT I MEAN IS , EVERYTIME I WATCH A MOVIE WHERE THEY NEED TO FIND SOMETHIN TO SAVE THE WORLD IT'S ALWAYS SOMETHING SHINY OR SOMETHING THAT GLOWS!!
4) TO SCRATCH URSELF IN CERTAIN PLACES
5) TO HIT PEOPLE WITH. (SWORDS, SPATULA, ETC.)
6) SO THAT YOU CAN ASK THE QUESTION THAT YOU ASKED.
7)MANY OTHER REDICULOUS REASONS
I DONT KNOW HOW TO SPELL REDICULOUS. OOOPS WASNT SUPPOSED TO TELL YOU THAT , QUICK ,DISTRACT HIM WITH SOMETHING SHINY
Sat, 08/11/2012 - 13:42
#3506
8/11/12
What's the point of shiny things?
The point of shiny things is to prove epik superiority. If someone held a grey OWLITE shield in front of me and said: "haha! Darkemo is poor compared to me because I have a shiny new shield. I would smile and show him my divine Valkyrie wings. That would shut him up!
Done~
Sat, 08/11/2012 - 15:15
#3507
08/11/12
What's the point of shiny things?
The point of shiny things have many reasons to be shiny. They are sexy, sexy, sexy, sexy and very sexy. Why are they sexy? Ill tell you why.
1) It's sexy because its new
2) It's sexy because it looks good
3) It's sexy because its valuable
4) It's sexy because I love it
5) It's sexy because I don't know if it's sexy
6) It's sexy because I don't know why I'm asking if it's very sexy.
7) Many sexy reasons why it's helpful.
8) Other sexy reasons
There you have it. Shiny things are sexy.
Sat, 08/11/2012 - 21:35
#3508
Question 11/08/12
"What's the point of shiny things?"
- I like big butts and I cannot lie. (shines my butt) Baby got back, yeah! :p
- D-Cups! Full of Justice! (shines my breasts) Sweet!
- Ye know... ye look tasty to fill my hunger... (shines my teeth) Mmmmmm....
- Aaaah! The light! (sunshine!!)
- I got dem blings blings yo batch (shines my accessories)
- Excalibur! (shines my sword) *ding*
- Smile! (shines my camera and snapshots) :DDD
- I used a detergent brand XXX, ye can't have my shiny fur coats (shines my furry overalls/or twinkle aura...)
- Look! My shiny shield reflected the sunshine and melted the stupid chocolate meteorite! (shines my golden shield) Then we had chocolate cereals.
Therefore, shiny things are utterly 'some amazing things'. It is an entertainment of excitement.
Sat, 08/11/2012 - 21:12
#3509
Question 08/11/12
to look at and burn your eyes
Sat, 08/11/2012 - 23:39
#3510
"What's the point of shiny things?"
"What's the point of shiny things?"
Shiny things were invented by Gremlins (to be specific, Warmaster Seerus himself). They are often used to lure Knights or other creatures/things into traps. Just look at that party pad, its glowing like the North Star. What about those hearts and vials? It's like they are saying "Come here, you know you wanna get me". But the moment you get near it.......BAM monsters appear out of nowhere, bombs explode, Snarbolaxes roar, and then you're dead. So, if you want to be able to avoid shiny things all you have to do is *drum roll*.......Turn the graphics too low, that way there are no more shiny things =)
Ooooo, look, a shiny penny......wait, ARAARARGH
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Sun, 08/12/2012 - 02:37
#3511
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Sun, 08/12/2012 - 03:06
#3512
What do Spiral Knights do to beat the heat of summer?
Collect heat....
I know it's weird...
Sun, 08/12/2012 - 05:58
#3513
8/12/12
What do Spiral Knights do to beat the heat of summer?
We go to FSC and throw water to ourselves... wait a minute.. it just goes through us ...UGH!!
I guess we jsut go beat some jellies to death and drink their tasty juice.. its pretty nice if you actually try it
Sun, 08/12/2012 - 06:06
#3514
8/12/12
We go to Monomi's garden and build a Jacuzzi. Then we chill out in it. But sadly, our armor rusts, and we all die. Its a win/lose situation.
Sun, 08/12/2012 - 06:37
#3515
Question 12/08/12
"What do Spiral Knights do to beat the heat of summer?"
Knight 1: Man... so hot...
Knight 2: Yeah... jeez.
Knight 3: I'm sure you guys would enjoy these Hailstones and Perfect Snowballs for awhile.
Knight 2: Great, just what we need! Thanks for the refreshments.
Knight 4: HEY GUYS I GOT AN IDEA!
Knight 1: What is it?
Knight 4: LET US 4 GO TO SHADOW LAIR AND TO ICE QUEEN LAIR! THIS WAY WE CAN CHILL THE *beep* OUT AND ENJOY!
Knight 1: That's a great idea! But I heard it's a dangerous place...
Knight 2: Gah, why do we need to go there? Can't we just go from the Mission, Frostifur Fandango?
(everyone stares at Knight 2)
Knight 1: Why didn't ye tell us earlier?
Knight 3: Now now, everyone calm down, looks like we have a easier way, so let's take his opinions and go to that mission, alright?
Knight 2: Yeah, don't be angry! :x
Knight 4: BUT, BUT, BUT...
Knight 1: Now what? -____-
Knight 3: Something matter?
Knight 4: BUT I WANT SOME CHALLENGES! COME ON GUYS DON'T BE SUCHA PANSY, LET'S KICK THE ICE QUEEN'S (RAHGRHARGHCENSOREDHARGHARG)!
Knight 2: Look, friend. I don't wanna die miserably, thus I don't have the money to spend on going to that lair. I'll go Rabid Snarbolax someday, when this... 'Firestorm Citadel-liked weather' ends.
Knight 1: Yeah, I haven't tried Shadow Lair before.
Knight 4: RABID SNARBY IS 2EZ Y U NO CHALLENGE ICE QUEEN?!?!
Knight 3: Shush now, I know it's hot right now and Ice Queen is the nicest place to visit, and we might find Celestial Ore there, but don't you know we aren't experienced?
Knight 4: PANSIES
Knight 2&1: Let him whine, we need to chill out, man. Come on.
ahuehueheuhue
Mon, 08/13/2012 - 13:19
#3516
08/12/12
What do Spiral Knights do to beat the heat of summer?
They collect MORE HEAT AND USE IT TO BURN THEMSELVES AND BE STRONGER!!! MUHAHAHAHHAHAHAA.
They use the heat, go to the shadow lair and freeze to death in the Ice Queen Lair. Let's see how cold it is for them to beat the heat... Awww I died in there! All my heat gone!
They use it and burn everything including their weapons.
They use it and give it to me so I can level up my weapons.
Best way: Go to the shadow lair, in the ice queen lair, and die. You now do not have heat and it is super cold.
Sun, 08/12/2012 - 07:38
#3517
Question 12/08/12
Grab some freeze wisps. But try not to stand directly next to them for too long.
Last year we tried to train friendly mechaknights into using shivermists. But that didnt end well when they became self-aware. It took us 3 weeks for us to unfreeze, thanks to most mechaknigths killing each other with shock malfunctions.
Sun, 08/12/2012 - 09:20
#3518
8/12/12
What do Spiral Knights do to beat the heat of summer?
Knights tend to go in the arcade to get on the floors with ice monsters and traps, or go with the new danger mission "Heart of Ice". So then we can get that summer heat off our back and play in the snow for a while. :3
(We tried to play in the water of the fountain once in Town Square... one of my friends sat in the water too long and his armor rusted up, so some strangers had to help him out the water and he had to craft some new Azure armor... >_>')
- YaRoCheSsa
Sun, 08/12/2012 - 21:03
#3519
08/12/12
Knights will surely enjoy the cool, refreshing sensation of being hit by a glacier
~Underground Triglav factory in Slovenia
Sun, 08/12/2012 - 22:44
#3520
8/13/12
SPIRAL KNIGHTS BEAT THE SUMMER HEAT IN MANY WAYS,
1 thing we do is head down to fsc to cool down in this amizing burning castle
another thing we do is repeatedly stab ourselves with glacius
another thing we could do is go to ice queens lair but, its not as cold as fsc
and then there is also , shivermist spamming
or we could peee on our own armor, that is how hunter items were created!!!
, if it ever gets too hot, just gimme a call i know i guy, who knows a guy who knows a guy that smuggles air conditioners into haven.
Sun, 08/12/2012 - 23:05
#3521
the heat
they run into the sunlight and yell i dont want a candy corn MUMMY
Mon, 08/13/2012 - 04:39
#3522
the heat
but seriously heres what they do, first they buy a snow cone machine for 250 dollars then they realize it needs snow, then they go back to seller and they say....
knight 1: hey how am i supposed to use this without snow
german seller: Ich will nur dir den Schneeballeffekt, wenn Sie zuerst, kauf mir einen Haufen loolipoppys, und zweitens, hol mir eine singende tanzende Puppe, oder der Schneeball bleibt, und hält meine mummys Zehen kalt in der Nacht (use google translate, it helps)
knight 1: wait what?
knight 2: dont worry i speak german, we just need apprimately 100 lollipops and a doll that dances, and we can chill
(they walk to the toy store)
employee: ok sir that will be a total of 120.99 plus tax
knight 1: bob? you got that kind of money
knight 2: yeah but you owe me
employee: excuse me sir but we dont except fake money
knight 2: what are you talking about, this is 121 crowns
employee: sorry but we only accept real money sir
knight 2: what the *bleep* is she talking about jim
knight 1: i dont know man lets get out of here (runs)
knight 2: (runs)
german seller:kommst du wieder mit meiner Puppe tanzen und lollipos?
knight 1: erm RUN! (runs)
knight 2: (runs)
german seller: (says as knights run for haven) Ja das ist richtig laufen, aber ich werde meine Puppe schließlich mwahahahaha
knight 1: i guess we cant beat the heat
knight 2: aw...
knight 3: um hey guys theres an awning right at the back of the auction house o.O
knight 1 and 2: OHH.....
narrarator: and thats how the two knights beat the heat, the end.
Mon, 08/13/2012 - 12:46
#3523
what do spiral knights do to beat the summer heat?
8/13/12
Well... if you mean the physical heat, then you just put on any volcanic armor, that fire resist covers it quite nicely
if you mean all the free-time in summer we get for collecting heat? then... nothing much else than spin that darn 'prize' wheel :|
Tue, 08/14/2012 - 04:56
#3524
8/13/12
8/13/12
What do Spiral Knights do to beat the heat of summer?
Luckily Sega and Three Rings already solved this problem for us. By giving us a Crown of Winter, Snow Fall Aura, and Crest of Winter with every energy purchase we make, it's quite easy to stay cool during the summer =) Although there is the SLIGHT chance of you getting the Summer version of these items, which won't help =(
How do I know that we are ruled over/controlled by a species of Homo Sapiens which we can't see? Your dad told me *gasp*
Tue, 08/14/2012 - 05:06
#3525
8/12/12
What do Spiral Knights do to beat the heat of summer?
It rarely gets very hot in Haven, but the fountain is kept for this very purpose. On the fateful day that unrelenting heat descends, the fountains will be broken open and Haven will flood, becoming a cool half-submerged town.
(Also, I see this is an un-updated question, but I'm glad since I like this one <3)
Tue, 08/14/2012 - 08:27
#3526
8/12/12
What do Spiral Knights do to beat the heat of summer?
They collect the heat and level up their gear.
Glad your back. :)
Tue, 08/14/2012 - 16:55
#3527
8/12/12
To beat the summer sun the knights of cradle travel to d25 and splash themselves with water at the fountain of sprites. They do this at least 10 times a day because their VOG cub coats make them feel really hot so the water is essential. How do they get to D25 20 times with only 100mist? Endless mist tanks?...
Thanks~
Tue, 08/14/2012 - 16:55
#3528
8/12/12
To beat the summer sun the knights of cradle travel to d25 and splash themselves with water at the fountain of sprites. They do this at least 10 times a day because their VOG cub coats make them feel really hot so the water is essential. How do they get to D25 20 times with only 100mist? Endless mist tanks?...
Thanks~
Tue, 08/14/2012 - 16:58
#3529
Oops
I accidentally posted twice D: sorry! Argh! just realised what a genius I am...I posted a third O_o
P.S. don't worry I'm not gonna post a 4th ;D
Tue, 08/14/2012 - 17:22
#3530
And I posted just to stop you
And I posted just to stop you from posting a 4th
Wed, 08/15/2012 - 23:08
#3531
8/12/12
What do Spiral Knights do to beat the heat of the summer?
We get our Skolver sets and take a trip to the Ice Queen. Once we beat the living daylight out of her, we go to the sanctuary machine and take a bath. After that, we make sure we have Freeze vials and freeze ourselves in the sanctuary. Cheers with a ice cold beer!
Thu, 08/16/2012 - 03:58
#3532
8/12/12
Here I got more ideas, so a new post
What do Spiral Knights do to beat the heat of the summer?
We get our Skolver sets and take a trip to the Ice Queen. Once we beat the living daylight out of her, we go to the sanctuary machine and take a bath. After that, we make sure we have Freeze vials and freeze ourselves in the sanctuary. Cheers with a ice cold beer!
2. Go to Seerus and ambush him. After, force him to make a Ice or Cold Retribution and spam it making a very cold fan orb. Id hire gremlin bombers and have them spam the bomb around my hammock. Even if enemies attack when I'm sleeping, The Cold Retribution will freeze them, giving a good sensation and become a Cold Retribution Spammer.
Thu, 08/16/2012 - 18:03
#3533
Sounds like I've been here(wink, wink)...
Good day to all. This thread seems quite convenient. Lets give it a try, shall we?
Question: What do Spiral Knights do to beat the heat of the summer?
Answer: they somehow rebuild the skylark, stop in the middle of space, and throw themselves off.
Its actually quite cold there in space. That will most certainly beat the heat. We could enjoy that coldness over some tea, no?
*sippppp*
Fri, 08/17/2012 - 12:10
#3534
HEAT OF DA SUMMER!
Question 08/12/12
What do Spiral Knights do to beat the heat of summer?
"Nothing because there is an invisible in game barrier to have access to the pond.... THEY WANT US TO SUFFER! >:3"
P.S. Saw you in haven before I read your questions and said "Noice shield" :P
Sat, 08/18/2012 - 09:48
#3535
Insert question here
Anyone else seen Kratos impale himself with the Blade of Olympus?
Let's do that, while wearing a Firebreak-line armor and impale ourselves with a Triglav right next to Maulos in Heart of Ice.
Note: I have never played God of War 3 before :P
Sat, 08/18/2012 - 10:24
#3536
Do this question
If you were at school and founded a pink knight, how would you react?
Wed, 08/22/2012 - 00:51
#3537
Previous Winners
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I apologize for not updating, I was busy taking 1st in Lockdown last week!
Wed, 08/22/2012 - 08:36
#3538
08/22/12
How would you use Post-It-Notes on Cradle?
I would get post-it-notes, and write "kick me" on everybody's back. Once there back is kicked, I write another note to the gremlins saying that if they don't come to Haven, we will beat them up to hell.
Wed, 08/22/2012 - 08:57
#3539
Question 22/08/12
"How would you use Post-It-Notes on Cradle?"
"10/11/11"
"Remember to buy some CE to save money!"
"26/11/11"
"Merry Winterfest is coming!"
"30/11/11"
"Hope ye had fun in yer new guild!"
"25/12/11"
"Merry Christmas! There's a gift left below yer desk!"
"1/1/12"
"Happy New Year! There's another gift left below yer desk!"
"27/3/12"
"The Firestorm Citadel payout is now about 12000+ crowns!"
"18/4/12"
"They nerfed Firestorm Citadel's payout back to 7000-8000 crowns."
"Royal Jelly Palace gotten worsen, it is now 2000-2500 crowns payout."
"15/5/12"
"The CE price is skyrocketing! Remember to save yer money and buy more CE!"
"18/7/12"
"Solstice Prize Boxes are here!"
"06/8/12"
"Hunter Prize Boxes are here!"
(the above posts were generic templates, and might be different from the original post date)
Wed, 08/22/2012 - 11:11
#3540
Question 08/22/12 How would you use Post-It-Notes on Cradle?
Selling CE 90 cr each!
Wed, 08/22/2012 - 23:25
#3541
8/20/12
How would you use Post-It-Notes on Cradle?
I would put one on Warmaster Seerus' mask to make sure he makes that Cold Retribution for me. :>
Thu, 08/23/2012 - 00:04
#3542
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Thu, 08/23/2012 - 00:24
#3543
8/23/12
What would you do if a Tortodrone sat on your lunch? :(
Songh (Me): Hmmm, I can't do anything about this big guy :<
Sir-Alfred (My friend with Warmaster) Ill save you!
Songh: YAY
SIr-Alfred *Charges Warmaster Hammer*
Songh: *Looks Away*
Sir-Alfred: its done.
I look and see he has used the charge to push The Tortodrone on the elevator
He was too heavy and he dropped into the core, where he unfortunately got killed by the alpha squad. :>
NOOO I STILL DON'T HAVE LUNCH!
Thu, 08/23/2012 - 00:39
#3544
Question 08/23/12
I will give half of my food to that Tortodrone. Then, when he/she go away, I will silently cut his/her head to half with my Final Flourish. After the Tortodrone is dead, I will make a burger with a Tortodrone meat and sell it for 5000 CR or 100 CE. I'm so evil!
Thu, 08/23/2012 - 02:13
#3545
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I would feed him till he is so fat that he explodes and get my lunch back and make a stone trotoise and make a house with it.
Thu, 08/23/2012 - 03:36
#3546
Question 23/08/12
"What would you do if a Tortodrone sat on your lunch?"
...
......
YE...
YER FILTHY BUTT...
YE STUPID UNEDUCATED TURTLE
YE WILL BE MY NEXT MEAL, STARTING OFF WITH YER ANU-- (I think I should say butts instead)
THIS WOULD BE YER PUNISHMENT FOR RUINING MY FAVORITE DINNER
I SHALL ROAST YE
Thu, 08/23/2012 - 07:36
#3547
"What would you do if a
"What would you do if a Tortodrone sat on your lunch?"
...nom... What Tortodrone?
Thu, 08/23/2012 - 08:00
#3548
08/23/12
What would you do if a Tortodrone sat on your lunch?
My reaction: GTFO :/
I would litterally push him off the roof for good. His a** sat on my lunch. I'm not gonna be g** and eat lunch with a butt.
Thu, 08/23/2012 - 09:18
#3549
8/23/12
I would have my heavy jalovec stomp the darned fat-@$$ drone until it is naught but a pile of tasty turtle bits which I will then feed to the snarby which will hopefully allow me to tame it and ride it into the faces of other tortodrones so that they may return to the shadowy depths of the unused monster bin from where they all spawned. Now, with my fully tame snarby, I can harvest its constantly growing frumious fangs at my leisure and sell goodies that i buy from Brinks to make crowns fast and reach 5 stars in a matter of minutes.
/e dreams of a skolver coat.
Thu, 08/23/2012 - 13:04
#3550
8/23/12
if a tortodrone sat on my lunch, i would eat it as my lunch instead...
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