Spiral Knights - Question of the day! (win ce) (Closed until further notice)

Question of the day! (win ce) (Closed until further notice)

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Sat, 11/05/2011 - 23:54

Iyashi

Greetings! The purpose of this thread is to have very odd questions, just for fun. Creative answers will win CE in random amounts. Also note that the mail containing ce prizes has no heading and no message.

The Question will be updated every few days, giving players plenty of time to respond to the question. Prizes will usually be around 100 ce each, not everyone will win but there is no limit on how many can win. The more good answers, the more winners. Also note that some questions will be repeats due to the fact that we already asked all the decent questions a year ago.

Question --/--/--

Closed until further notice

*All winners receive prize via mail to the account name the player responded with. Not everyone will win a prize, Please respect the fact that this is a random act of kindness supplied through a minute of question entertainment. I reserve the right to refuse service to anyone.*

Sun, 11/06/2011 - 00:06

Playerman

I'm bored

"If you were a submarine, What color would you be?"

My response: Eighty-six, because it is the color of turtles.

Sun, 11/06/2011 - 00:27

Azure-Orbit

Silly Submarines

Question: 11/06/11
"If you were a submarine, what color would you be?"

I would be Medium Orchid (yes that's a color, at least according to HTML codes) . To represent the hidden mind of the craft. Thinks royally, but from humble origins.

(Does it have to be comedic? Because I'm not very good at being funny )

Sun, 11/06/2011 - 00:31

Za-Ck

I'll give it a go

Question 11/06/11

If you were a submarine, What color would you be?

My Response: Atomic Tangerine. Because that is an awesome name for a color. (Seriously, it is a real color name)

Sun, 11/06/2011 - 00:51

Windsickle

Question 11/06/11

If you were a submarine, What color would you be?
If I were a submarine I'd be a dark gray on the top and a very light gray on the bottom. Camouflage! Get it? Provided it's in a basic ocean or other natural body of water: a view from above; the dark gray blends with the dark murkiness of things below, a view from below; the light gray blends with the light that comes from the sun through the surface. Nigh invisible both ways. Of course, if one looks from the side: I'm screwed.
So maybe just navy blue.

Sun, 11/06/2011 - 00:56

Rouge-Rogue

Question 11/06/11 If you were

Question 11/06/11

If you were a submarine, What color would you be?

Hot Pink because only the manliest of men would control a hot pink submarine.

Sun, 11/06/2011 - 03:19

Kentard

Question 11/06/11

If you were a submarine, What color would you be?

Yellow because I'm not creative (hope someone gets it).

Sun, 11/06/2011 - 06:06

Qazxedcv

Question 11/06/11

If you were a submarine, What color would you be?

Banana, because if submarine > boat, then
banana submarine > banana boat.

and we all know how awesome banana boats are

Sun, 11/06/2011 - 15:05

Xylka-Mkii

Question 11/06/11 If you were

Question 11/06/11

If you were a submarine, what color would you be?

It wouldn't matter because any submarine is an epic submarine. And an epic submarine is an awesome submarine. Not to mention they are very tasty sandwiches!

Sun, 11/06/2011 - 15:55

Nechrome

Question 11/06/11

If you were a submarine, What color would you be?

yellow. cause i hate that song.

"We all live in the yellow submarine, the yellow submarine, the yellow submarine..."

Sun, 11/06/2011 - 22:43

#10

Iyashi

Previous Winners

Previous Winners (11/06/11)

Za-Ck
Windsickle
Xylka-Mkii

New question added 11/07/11

Sun, 11/06/2011 - 22:54

#11

Windsickle

Question 11/07/11 Where's the

Question 11/07/11

Where's the beef?

I don't know. In the refrigerator? In someone's stomach? In a sandwich? In a field eating grass and getting milked? I have no clue.

Sun, 11/06/2011 - 23:29

#12

Za-Ck

New submission

Question 11/07/11

Where's the beef?

Probably on the grill being prepared over charcoal with hickory chips, thoroughly seasoned, and then doused in some variety of barbecue sauce.

...Either that, or sitting forgotten in the back of someone's fridge and turning green, fuzzy, and semi-sentient.

Sun, 11/06/2011 - 23:29

#13

Xairathan

Where's the Beef?

11-07-11

The beef is in the jelly!

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 03:09

#14

Rouge-Rogue

Question 11/07/11 Where's the

Question 11/07/11

Where's the beef?

Oh, were you saving that for something? *looks around hesitantly* Well... you see... I was in the Clockworks doing a Snarby run the other day and well he kept trying to bite me. So the next day, I grabbed the beef out of the refrigerator and brought it with me. Sadly, the beef never made it to depth 7 because a bunch of Alpha Wolvers chased me. :(

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 08:07

#15

Rangerwillx

Uhhhh....

Question 11/07/11

Where's the beef?

Errr.. yeah. I stol- borrowed your beef yesterday, yeah.. I swear I was gonna give it back!
But uh, er, what did I do with it?
Oh yeah, I did the greatest thing... it was thrown into the trash after I saw it had lots of blood on it!
I mean, I'm not gonna eat something that someone died on! (Beefs own blood)

So yeah, I'm sorry and all, but you wouldn't have eaten it either right? I thought so. Later!

Cheers,

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 13:32

#16

Happyapathy

Question 11/07/11

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 18:40

#17

Nechrome

11/7/11

"Where's the beef?"

the beef is in the way back of the fridge behind the colesaw to the left of the mayonaise and on top of the corned beef. oh, wait. it's not anymore. it's walking out of the fridge. and onto the kitchen floor. and out the door. watch out for that car! ouch. that's gotta hurt...

how long has that beef been there, huh? it doesn't feel wanted anymore; no one's eating it. I think u hurt its feeling...

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 22:15

#18

Iyashi

Previous Winners

Previous Winners 11/07/11

Rouge-Rogue
Rangerwill
Lordofnecromancers

New question 11/08/11

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 22:24

#19

Bigfootm

What Dark Ritual?

11-8-11

"If you created a weapon, what would it do?"

I would create the sword tha rolls back patches and removes lag. It could get ri o any patch I want, or add one at that. My lag sword would get rid of all lag for whoever I want. (Including you Kuger, it's For Science ;). )

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 22:31

#20

Xairathan

Answer

11-8-11

If I created a weapon, what would it do?

Who needs to create a weapon. Look at me!

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 23:00

#21

Za-Ck

Question 11/08/11 If you

Question 11/08/11

If you created a weapon, What would it do?

It would be something that can manipulate computers and machinery, due to our society being so reliant on it. It would deal a heavy blow to humanity in general I think.

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 23:11

#22

Arjunz

Answer

"If you created a weapon, What would it do?"

Grant wishes. I think this would be a very good weapon.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 00:18

#23

Rouge-Rogue

w00t! 11-8-11 "If you created

w00t!

11-8-11

"If you created a weapon, what would it do?"

It would shoot magical rainbows and unicorns and sparkles at my enemies in a frontal cone. The sword would hit for massive damage and any foe that managed to survive would be turned into a fluffy kitten.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 00:30

#24

Mirei

11-8-11"If you created a

11-8-11

"If you created a weapon, what would it do?"

I would create the RPK cannon -- the Rocket Propelled Kat cannon. It would shoot Spookats who would nibble my foes into submission. Also they would not perform dark rituals.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 01:08

#25

Afroken

11-8-11"If you created a

11-8-11
"If you created a weapon, what would it do?"
I would create a bomb,it leaves a basic explosion while more miniature bombs fly out and create more explosions creating more bombs and make it a huge chain reaction and blow my foes into nothing!
(I know it sounds a little rushed but i couldn't think of anything else :P)
Oh and the explosion is blue(somehow) I like that colour

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 02:01

#26

Pikki

08/11/11

well if i created a weapon ill make one that does no damage but a staff that heals your team over time when u use it 11/08/11

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 17:42

#27

Windsickle

Question 11/08/11 If you

Question 11/08/11

If you created a weapon, What would it do?

If I created a weapon, it would be a weapon that could think and act on its own yet still follow my commands (telepathically linked?) A weapon that could repair itself, defend itself, defend me and others, could travel anywhere, reproduced unless I allow it, and cannot be manipulated or controlled by others unless I allow it. It would be a weapon that is incredibly smart and wise as well as fun and interesting. A weapon that can easily work with me in perfect cooperation and assist me in my day to day life.
"What is it?", "What does it look like?", "What's it called?" you wonder? I don't know. The question doesn't ask for those. It would be really cool though.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 18:07

#28

Travid

simple

Question 11/08/11

If you created a weapon, What would it do?

absorb the souls of killed knights, bosses,anything. then use their souls for your own evil bidding. absorb stronger souls and you can release all #@%# loose!
anyone else who touches it get's their soul drained, unless the owner gave you permission to touch.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 18:33

#29

Vifig

11/8/11

"If you created a weapon, what would it do?"

My first thought was a hammer (would be wielded like Troika line) that in charge attack would send out something similar to the charge of the Brandishes but less explosion and more earthquake but in the pattern of the giant Lichen's attack haha! But then I remembered one of my favorite weapons in the last Dragon Quest that I played that gave me back a little health for every hit =) It would have to be a really teeny tiny amount of health to work in SK, probably, but that'd be cool!

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 22:56

#30

Nearo

"If you created a weapon, What would it do?"

An invisible rapier-type sword that leaves rainbows where it cuts. 8D (and the rainbows would do damage or something? or maybe just for show.)
Don't judge me Kug, first thing that came to mind.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 23:02

#31

Nechrome

Question 11/08/11

If you created a weapon, What would it do?

A Trollollollollol bomb. it is one of those "lol wat?" smiley face things that is a bomb, and when it explodes, it does heavy troll damage, and anything that is caught in it's blast radius is knocked back and immediately becomes a trolling monster, where it follows enemies around and trolls them, doing great trolling damage to them.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 01:47

#32

Heavy-Duty

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Question 11/09/11

If you created a weapon, What would it do?

-Hmmmmm.............

...Bhan Hamamher (0*)
It's a Ban Hammer, but even bans PVP players, making your team win every time! It bans bosses, making you win every time! It bans banners so they won't be so annoying! CHARGE ATTACK: Just like a bomb, explodes to look like a very happy ostrich, and then sends TROLLFACE pics at anything that moves, then explodes to make SMILEYFACE and ANNOYING ORANGE pics that explode enough to cause supreme lag to kick EVERYONE out of SK for a short while (ULTIMATE KICK)! Pics are also bannable! When attacking Kats, they all yell "CAN I HAZ A CHEEZBURGER?" while Gun Puppies and Mechaknights breakdance, causing even more lag, making the screen look like it is full of viruses of epic proportions, but stops when the Server shuts down for like 3 seconds to restart. When restarted, everyone would look like Minecraft Boswick, and Mechaknights that spawn would automatically start break dancing again. To stop the thing, Alt-F4 must be pressed by the starter of all this nonsense, and to make sure, every time the starter logs on, he would look like a hybrid of Barney and Spongebob until he decides to hit the buttons.

...A Pen
It's always stronger than the sword! CHARGE ATTACK: Spills ink in the opponent's eye.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 02:36

#33

Iyashi

Previous Winners

Previous Winners 11/08/11

Mirei
Bigfootm
Heavy-Duty

New question 11/09/11

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 04:00

#34

Pikki

WOOT

11/09/11

"If you were given 10,000 CE, How would you spent it?"

if i had 10 000 ce i would spend it on buying crowns instead but have it balanced eg. 5000 ce and how much 5000 ce is worth in crowns also i would spend them on buying weapons and get UVs on my weapons. Then if i had any left i would donate it to guild or noobs (even though i am a noob) btw hows tomorrow? i would BUY a noob with this much money xDD i will spend the 10 000 ce like water though :( ill use it to get the WHOLE GAME!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA but i hope GMs dont ban me coz of this COUGH COUGH its just a dream after all.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 04:05

#35

Pikki

Kuger

Kuger just a message to you.......... My account Yosuup is stuffed up lol help and btw im not sure what to do O_O

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 09:22

#36

Vifig

11/9/11

"If you were given 10,000 CE, how would you spent it?"

Well, just like I'd spend any other CE, as slowly as possible XD But it would probably be more like only being given 5000 CE because I'd give half to my husband =) Or maybe I would just get him that Vitakit he wants :D

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 09:40

#37

Thimol

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If you were given 10,000 CE, how would you spend it?

I'd unbind a six-star weapon.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 09:51

#38

Kamiyana

Q: 11/9/11

"If you were given 10,000 CE, how would you spend it?"

( 'a`) I would give 10CE to a thousand people, provided they spell correctly and don't beg.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 12:54

#39

Vallik

Q:11/9/11

Q: "If you were given 10,000 CE, how would you spend it?"

A: I would make sure to help all my guild members reach the 5 star equipment they desire and have been working hard for. I would simply hold on to the remaining CE and use it sparingly for myself and hand it out to my guild members when they needed it.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 13:06

#40

Prolevel

lol....

''if you were given 10,00 CE. how would you spend it?''
somehow i would hack SK and make a back transmition so i could get money from selling ce muhahahahaha...

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 13:27

#41

Afroken

11/9/11

"If you were given 10,000 CE, how would you spend it?"
Hmmm tricky one, I would keep some to myself and donate half to all my friends and if i have more than half after donating to friends I would donate to nice people!
And then spending one ME? I would sell half of that for cr then get some 5 star gear(I only have 3/4 star in-game)then use the rest for a VANA RUN!

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 14:36

#42

Travid

tough...

If you were given 10,000 CE, How would you spent it?

i would use it to make equipment for all! and make some for myself because I'm kinda stuck with 3* gear right now so... that's what i would use the ce for

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 15:21

#43

Windsickle

Question 11/09/11 If you were

Question 11/09/11

If you were given 10,000 CE, How would you spent it?

I too would use it sparingly despite the large amount. Get myself some decent gear so I'm ready to get to 5 star with each of my loadouts. Then, I'd use the remaining to either get crowns, to give to my friends, or host events such as this one depending on how much is left.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 16:36

#44

Nechrome

Question 11/09/11

If you were given 10,000 CE, How would you spent it?

(no, no one is winning 10k ce)

I'd probably sell some of it to get crowns, to get recipes, to craft. or I could just sell all of the ce and get loads of cr and go to the AH and buy whatever I want. and if i still had leftovers, id'd make a thread like this to give away free ce.

and I won't be able to check my Sk account until friday, so how much ce are u giving away, exactly?

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 17:29

#45

Iyashi

@Lordofnecromancers The

@Lordofnecromancers

The prize amounts are completely random. random change I have after runs, playing, crafting ect. Surprisingly enough I don't have much ce, But I still make question of the day work well :D

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 17:43

#46

Shadownox

"If you were given 10,000 CE,

"If you were given 10,000 CE, how would you spend it?"

If i had 10,000 ce, i would first buy everything in the game. then, i would give away 1 ce to everyone. then i would bribe Eurydice to give me a banstick! :D

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 17:44

#47

Toade

if i had 10000ce

i woud use some sell some to help the econime of spiral knights and use crouns on valiance recipe and also give some to my sister

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 17:49

#48

Mirei

Question 11/09/11 If you were

Question 11/09/11

If you were given 10,000 CE, How would you spent it?

I would roll around in it and pretend I'm filthy rich, despite the fact it is merely a bunch of "pixels" and I was given it -- I didn't earn it. /forever alone :(

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 19:22

#49

Heavy-Duty

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Question 11/09/11

If you were given 10,000 CE, How would you spent it? On one of the following...

1. Take over da wulrd!!!!

2. Use to make mah stuff all level 5*!!!!!!!!

3. Hire a horde of annoying oranges with ban hammers to troll everyone during boss runs! (Look at my Bhan Hamamher idea :D)

4. Burn it and see what it does (maybe a big boom?)

5. Bribe Krogmo for whatevar he's got!

6. Buy uh cheezberger!

7. Revive my threads!

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 20:04

#50

Bigfootm

What Dark Ritual?

11/09/2011

"If you were given 10,000 CE, how would you spend it?"

Oh, I'd sadly probably tell myself not to mass Craft and UV roll, but after having that CE for a while, I eventually would, then become broke, then regret doing that.

What I would TRY to do:

Blow my luck on Silver Keys, hope I get something good, then sell that for more CE, roll UVs, open Lockboxes, masscraft, give some to newbies, guildies and friends...

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