Food Fight!

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Redlawlsy

Okay this has been going on in the random thread so I'm starting a new thread! *Sets up bucket of water to hit the next person that replies*

Duskfinder's picture
Duskfinder
Walks in with umbrella

Walks in with umbrella

Windsickle's picture
Windsickle
*Sneaks behind Duskfinder but

*Sneaks behind Duskfinder but slips.*

Redlawlsy's picture
Redlawlsy
*Slams pie into windsickle's

*Slams pie into windsickle's face while he is on the ground*

Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
*hears there's pie in here*

*runs in and licks the pie off of windsickle's face*
*fills the pie plate with pea soup and throws it like a Frisbee at Damastaa*

Jim-Dale's picture
Jim-Dale
I blew up an orphanage.

I blew up an orphanage.

Windsickle's picture
Windsickle
*The homeless orphans wander

*The homeless orphans wander into this thread and get hit by Iamnoone's Frisbee pie plate of pea soup.*
*Windsickle cleans face with the spilled and slipped-on water and then starts tossing rotten persimmons randomly.*

Duskfinder's picture
Duskfinder
*Watches on sidelines

*Watches on sidelines ocassionally throwing a waffle at people to enraged them into attacking others >:{)

Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
*sees what Duskfinder is doing*

*grabs a bottle of syrup and squirts it in Duskfinders direction*

Duskfinder's picture
Duskfinder
yay gravity :)

Watches as the syrup falls in a puddle three feet away from him

Windsickle's picture
Windsickle
*Grabs the waffles, dips them

*Grabs the waffles, dips them in the syrup, adds some strawberry jam and whipped cream, makes a waffle sandwich, takes a couple bites, then throws it behind carelessly while walking out of the crossfire.*

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Jmtheawesome
*Tackles you to the floor,

*Tackles you to the floor, steals your strawberry jamwhile spraying the whippped cream over your face, the jam is no more.*

Hyperonn's picture
Hyperonn
*fires mustard missle at

*fires mustard missle at Iamnoone

Windsickle's picture
Windsickle
*Rubs face on Jmtheawesome's

*Rubs face on Jmtheawesome's back. Sneakily switches Duskfinder's waffles with gluten-free pancakes.*

Duskfinder's picture
Duskfinder
yes my nickname for jmtheawesome is jim

Watches as windsickle walks up to him and realizes he is trying to be sneaky. Plays along and when windsicle leaves I throw the pancakes in Jim's face .

Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
sneaks up behind Duskfinder

Hides sardines in Duskfinder"s back pockets.

Redlawlsy's picture
Redlawlsy
*Jumps into fray with Wopper

*Jumps into fray with Wopper Burger from BK and mashes it in Hyperonn's face*

Mysticbeam's picture
Mysticbeam
xD

throws the ultimate whopper and it blows up.

laughs as dusk sits down and squishes the sardines in his pockets, spilling em everywhere >:)

throws a rock hard break stick at damastaa then pours boiling soup down his pants :O

Duskfinder's picture
Duskfinder
getting brutal

Throws sardines in mystics laffing mouth and while he gags I slam a 23lb frozen turkey into him

Nechrome's picture
Nechrome
Shoots everyone with

Shoots everyone with AK47

*Atomic Kectchup*

Shoots everyone with RPG

*Rocket Propelled grapes*

Unleashes A-Bomb

*Apple Bomb*

Strafes with F14

*Fries*

Stabs everyone with Chive Knife.

Pushes refridgeratior on top of everyone.

Fires HSR

*Heat seeking Raisins*

Slaps everyone silly with a dead trout.

Windsickle's picture
Windsickle
*Bombards area with G.M.L.

*Bombards area with G.M.L. (Gelatin Mortar Launcher AKA "Jello Cannon")*

Redlawlsy's picture
Redlawlsy
*Jelly king gets mad that you

*Jelly king gets mad that you are using his brothers as ammo and puts you in his jelly prison*

Miqueas's picture
Miqueas
*proposes windsickle for him

*proposes windsickle for him to be in his team in exchange for lettting him out of prison (eating jelly)*
takes a BK quintuple staker and trows it at damastaa face while he falls over Jm*

Bigfootm's picture
Bigfootm
What Dark Ritual?

*Eats all of the food in the world so there is none left*

Firehate's picture
Firehate
I Have Joined The Fray

*Firehate Throws Two Wopper-Sized Giant Lichen Colonies At The Other Fighters And Watches With A Smirk As They Dissolve The Knights Inside-Out*
EPIC

Firehate's picture
Firehate
The're Still Jellies, Right ?

The GLCs Are Still Jellies, Right ?

Mysticbeam's picture
Mysticbeam
lol

throws....the most volatile and dangerous food of all time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dun dunn DUNNNNNN

*throws schools leftover rotten creamed spinach* :)

Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Like the green splatters Mysticbeam left behind

so I grab a jar of pea green baby food, and a spoon. I start flinging it around at everyone.

Redlawlsy's picture
Redlawlsy
*Stuffs french fry up

*Stuffs french fry up bigfootms nose for doing that*

Windsickle's picture
Windsickle
*Dumps several dozen Ultra

*Dumps several dozen Ultra Blast Cubes into area.*

Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
grabs red jello

*throws handfuls at everyone*

Pyrosaber's picture
Pyrosaber
Pegacorns away!

*flies over the battlefield on a pegacorn dropping multiple kegs of rotten apple sauce, splattering everyone * >:D

Redlawlsy's picture
Redlawlsy
*I knock your Pegacorn out of

*I knock your Pegacorn out of the sky with... Potato Salad!*

Pyrosaber's picture
Pyrosaber
No my pegacorn >:O

*jumps out of the pegacorn before it crashes and throws pies filled ketchup at damastaa*

Grievos's picture
Grievos
What?

What?

Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
No my pegacorn >:O

*jumps out of the pegacorn before it crashes and throws pies filled ketchup at damastaa*

Mysticbeam's picture
Mysticbeam
pfft

takes hot dogs and stuffs in dusks face, then as he is chewing, throws spare-rib boomerangs at lamnoone.

then i take all food and eat, but not before forcing the jelly king into a giant sandwhich and slams it on everything, killing evry1 :)

Kentard's picture
Kentard
*saunters in eating a

*saunters in eating a deep-fried Wolver heart*
Hey guys, what did I miss?

Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
You missed a can of rotten

You missed a can of rotten peas.
*dumps them on your head*

Ryzera's picture
Ryzera
While trying to fling apple

While trying to fling apple sauce in my plastic spork, I accidently fling the spork along with it, getting stuck in Iamnoone's eye.

Psychodestroyer's picture
Psychodestroyer
><

/walks by munching idly on a Pack of potato chips.

/Looks at the madness, that is this thread.

/Sits to watch.

/Munches all food that comes his way.

Duskfinder's picture
Duskfinder
Runs up to the unsuspecting

Runs up to the unsuspecting bystander (psycho) and uses him as a shield to deflect oncoming projectiles and throws cookies at everyone.

Redlawlsy's picture
Redlawlsy
This thread came back from

This thread came back from the dead. Anyway *hurtles pies filled with bricks at Grievos.*

Mysticbeam's picture
Mysticbeam
xD

graps the psycho-shield and starts hitting dusk with it, then shoots barbeque sause everywhere and fires hot dog missiles >:)

Psychodestroyer's picture
Psychodestroyer
D:

/Cries

Duskfinder's picture
Duskfinder
Eats hot dogs and puts

Eats hot dogs and puts watermelons in catapults to fling at ppl

Xombie's picture
Xombie
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/recipies

Garden Salsa For Everyone !

Don't Ghost Pepper Meh ...

*edit perhaps some indica fumar for spicing.

Psychodestroyer's picture
Psychodestroyer
:/

You know I can't grab you ghost pepper.

Go 'way!

Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
did i hear cookies?

Jumps up and opens my mouth wide, catching some of those cookies Duskfinder is throwing. Once my mouth is full, I duck and run enjoying them. While crouching down, I find a pice of nasty, dirty cheese with hair stuck to it. Looks at Psychodestroyer and throws the cheese at Xombie.

Windsickle's picture
Windsickle
*Builds the G.M.L. II.

*Builds the G.M.L. II. Decides to fire volleys of Ultra Blast Cubes in random directions regardless of Miqueas' location.*

Psychodestroyer's picture
Psychodestroyer
.......

[Primary Systems re-routed. Cleared for movement]

[Nanosuit 2.0 Online]

[Tactical mode]
Scans around fr all opponents and tags them all on my HUD.

[Cloak engaged]
Fades from the visible spectrum to avoid detection.

[Example, uploaded]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2SWR4ZBE9Y&feature=related