Spiral Knights - Food Fight!

Food Fight!

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Tue, 12/20/2011 - 22:48

#101

Softhead

Childplay!

I bust out of the sweet prision using a level 4 energy blast!

Btw, sheepinator(ratchet and clank 2) a weapon that can turn people into sheep.Upgrade, black sheepinator that makes exploding sheep.

@Damastaa Lobs a energy disk pizza at your head.
@Fallcon pours a vat of wet bread crumbs on you and watches as birds peck at you.
@Tedme I stab the orphan like I had a lance or spear. everyone looking in horror and I realised to throw spaggheti at him.
@Psychodestroyer I run to my bunket in starlight cradle and knowing I nay just kill everyone, I drop a Atomic bomb mixed with rotting food and cyanide. The epicenter is you. See how you can survive high levels of radiation and poison!

Wed, 12/21/2011 - 01:51

#102

Psychodestroyer

.....

I'm a godam living semi-organic metal SUIT, made by aliens with technology more advanced than our own CENTURIES ago. How can you expect me NOT to survive?

[Corrosive agents isolated. Contained within suit's deep layer. Processing...]

[Contaminant successfully contained. Clear to proceed.]

Fires the Tac cannon into Atrumvindex's face. Not even the ceph would be able to pick up his remains.

[Maximum Power]
Smashes a cream pie into Fallconn's face, then whacks him with my super-hardened frenchstick.

/Detonates cheesebomb.

[Maximum Power]

Jumps over the explosion radius.

[Maximum Armor]

Wed, 12/21/2011 - 05:02

#103

Redlawlsy

@Psycho I'M A BOY!!!!!!!!!!

@Psycho I'M A BOY!!!!!!!!!! WHY DOES EVERY ONE GET CONFUSED ABOUT MY GENDER????!!!!!????

Wed, 12/21/2011 - 13:44

#104

Warriorrogue

Slams Psychodestroyer with a

Slams Psychodestroyer with a bag of skittles, which explode into a colourful rainbow, which destroys metal, then home-runs him with a giant banana

Wed, 12/21/2011 - 14:03

#105

Tedme

Fallcon...

I grab a catapult and use watermelons. AND I put explosives in the first one

Wed, 12/21/2011 - 14:05

#106

Warriorrogue

I dodge the first one, and

I dodge the first one, and eat all the rest. Then I throw lots of apple cores at you until you surrender

Wed, 12/21/2011 - 14:43

#107

Softhead

Good show..

I run to my bunket in starlight cradle and knowing I nay just kill everyone, I drop a Atomic bomb mixed with rotting food and cyanide. The survivors then watch as I hold the orphan hostage with pea shooter

Wed, 12/21/2011 - 14:43

#108

Softhead

Good show..

Wed, 12/21/2011 - 15:03

#109

Warriorrogue

I use the carrot blade of

I use the carrot blade of double posting. Anyone who double-posts is instantly killed. Your move:P

Wed, 12/21/2011 - 16:47

#110

Psychodestroyer

@Damastaa

Chill dude. I'm just checking to make sure I don't make any incorrect references regarding gender. I do it to a lot of people.

[Suit is Re-booting. Processing...]

[Maximum Power]
I throw a radioactive Corn at everyone, each one exploding on impact and dosing each target with high-levels of radiation.

I then call on My plants VS Zombie friend to use his army of plants to LAUNCH FOOD AT YOU ALL!

Wed, 12/21/2011 - 21:34

#111

Tedme

Well..

I fake surrender and smack Warriorrougue with a giant corndog then runs up to Atrumvindex and use a chicken leg as a club ontil you let the orphan go.

Wed, 12/21/2011 - 21:36

#112

Tedme

And

then I disarm Warriorrogue before blade of double posting hits me.

Thu, 12/22/2011 - 00:49

#113

Warriorrogue

Never mind-I also Have a

Never mind-I also Have a Mini-carrot of double posting. And you get hit by it.

Also, I grow a giant onion, and slam it down on psycho's head. it crushes the system suit

Thu, 12/22/2011 - 02:35

#114

Fallenhope

yumm

*walks into the room*
woww.... =.=
*grabs a stray burrito on the floor and eats it*

Thu, 12/22/2011 - 04:42

#115

Duskfinder

I Beleive its cows not sheep

Throws corn at psycho and watches as the machine explodes .

Thu, 12/22/2011 - 04:46

#116

Softhead

@Tedme The orphan is smashed

@Tedme The orphan is smashed in the face with sugar glass.
@warriorouge Throws ionied salt in your mouth and blaze pepper in your eyes. I eat popcorn while you scream in agony!

Thu, 12/22/2011 - 04:53

#117

Softhead

Dovahkiin!

@Duskfinder I cloak then throws a rocky core at your mouth, breaking your teeth and choaking on it.
@Fallenhope You are demoted! uses a shard bomb filled with sugar glass and all shards hit you dead on!
@Psychodestroyer Spays whipped cream in your visor! ''FUS RO DAH!!'' Uses unrelenting force and blasts you away.

Thu, 12/22/2011 - 12:10

#118

Tedme

Atrumvindex....

I shoot more watermelons out of the catapult.

Thu, 12/22/2011 - 12:59

#119

Psychodestroyer

............THAT'S the best you can do?

[Warning. Obstruction on visor. Vision impaired.]
Simply put, I wipe the cream of my face.

[Maximum Power]
Rebound off a wall and smack you in the face with a Winter melon.

Super-jumps into the air...

[Maximum Armor]
Squashes you flat on landing.

Thu, 12/22/2011 - 13:28

#120

Mysticbeam

lol

Flicks the off switch on phsychodestroyers suit and then takes command of it. I then proceed to self destruct it and teleport away :P

Thu, 12/22/2011 - 14:00

#121

Psychodestroyer

.......

There is no switch...

btw, my body is integrated into the suit. i.e The suit is now a metal skin, attached to my body.

Also, I my mind is fully assimilated into the suit. Even if my body is no-longer occupying the suit, my mind still lives on inside it.

So even if you got me out, I still control the suit.

Nice try, but you lose..

/Turns off the dream trap Mysticbeam stepped on on his way in and tosses him idly out the window.

Happy landing.

Thu, 12/22/2011 - 14:15

#122

Softhead

@Everybody!!!

Gets a army of Tordrodrones, gold trojans, Rock jellies and Sloombargo. Pumps painkillers and other anestetics until I don't feel my tounge. Fills mouth so much with stinging nettles stingers until my head looks like a hot air balloon. The creatures attack everybody and I use Unrelenting Force/Fus Ro Dah!!! while spinning and spits a barrage of armor piercing stingers moving at high speeds around the battle field.

Thu, 12/22/2011 - 14:32

#123

Warriorrogue

I put up my hylian shield,

I put up my hylian shield, then grab you, and pump you so full of anaethetics you die. then fire a EMP(electro-magnetic Potatoes) to stop and type of electronics, even CYBORGS, and cannot be stopped by any means, meaning psychodestroyer can't move. then set up a trap to drop 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 cream pies on anyone who walks in

Thu, 12/22/2011 - 14:36

#124

Softhead

Childplay!

Warriorrouge i use a Lv 4 energy blast then Fus Ro Dah the stringers in your face as you fly away. i disable the EMP's and throws the cream pieas at you. I then continue my rampage.

Thu, 12/22/2011 - 15:37

#125

Psychodestroyer

teehee...

Thanks for disabling the EMP!

[Maximum Power]
Rips out the cable attaching it to a power source and smashes it into oblivion.

Grabs Warriorrouge and put him into a vat of electro-gel, then freeze it.

Two of one of the most annoying status effects, in FULL POWER.

Thu, 12/22/2011 - 17:55

#126

Fallenhope

if you don't know what it is, google it.

*throws a durian at atrumvindex*

Thu, 12/22/2011 - 18:44

#127

Psychodestroyer

Oh no! Not DURIAN!!!!

RUUUUUUN!!!!

[Maximum Power]
/Exits the Combat theatre with all haste.

Got away safely!

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 01:43

#128

Warriorrogue

My alt, wariorogue(I'm very

My alt, wariorogue(I'm very inventive, am a not?:P) breaks me out of there, I then fire another EMP, next to psycho, then drop a load of banana's on you. donkey kong crushes you . the end

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 03:29

#129

Psychodestroyer

...

[Warning. Suit integrity breach, commencing repair.]

[Primary Systems re-routed. Clear to proceed]

[Maximum Power]
I hoist up Donkey Kong and lob him right back at you.

I jump up into the air and perform an Ariel stomp, crushing you into the ground.

[Maximum Armor]
I protect my body from further damage. Armor mode also resists EMP waves, to an extent.

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 03:44

#130

Softhead

Here it is!

Uses ironmight to sheild. Throws sugar glass shard at FallenHope's face!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUPQpGWDPN4&feature=related
Music plays!
Uses Magical Excalibur to slice open Psycho's nanosuit(science versues magic, I can't defend that!) Shoves stinging nettles in his chest.
Warriorrogue is impaled with a spaggetti spear. Faas Ru Maar! Uses dismay to make him run in fear!

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 09:11

#131

Warriorrogue

To a extent... surround you

To a extent...
surround you with EMP's and watch as your suit is blown apart. I then kill atruim with poisoned food, and rule the food-fight room

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 12:27

#132

Softhead

@Warriorrouge

Who's Atrium? I'm Atrumvindex! I haven't died!
Ionized salt and you know what happens. Then Dismay Dragon Shout to humiliate you more as you run away in spazms and frothing!
@Psychodestroyer Since it's the season, I give you a spare nanosuit 1 for now.

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 12:45

#133

Mindfreaked

Candy pie DELICIOUS

*throw a candy pie at Warriorrogue*

*Warriorrouge died of childhood obesity*

HAH!

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 12:47

#134

Mindfreaked

DURIAN NUKE!

*Calls artillerry backup from a local catering store*

TACTICAL DURIAN PIE! IT'S OVER!

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 13:16

#135

Psychodestroyer

SWEET

But you DO know simple EMP's won't blow up the suit, right? They just short out it's circuits which the suit quickly repairs and recharges.

Either way, I upgrade my suit using Ceph technology so now I'm back at full strength, and THEN some.

[Corrosive agents isolated. Suit is rebooting]

[Maximum Power]
I power hightail it out of there. You guys are NUTS.

Then rapidfire Cream tart JAWS at you from a distance.

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 15:45

#136

Warriorrogue

I use smithers zit cream on

I use smithers zit cream on your suit, so it dissolves it (read stormbreaker)
then

Then drown mindfreaked in cream.

Then to finish it off, i I put a continious EMP around Psycho's suit. Destroy the circuits, they get repaired, only to be destroyed nanoseconds later, ect, ect.

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 16:44

#137

Softhead

Eh...

Destroys EMP.'Team up Psychodestroyer?''
Warriorrogue, no food related stuff. Really? I throw a Rocky core and breaks your teeth.

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 17:04

#138

Psychodestroyer

Sure

Teamup.

Btw, I should have been clearer. The EMP just momentarily drains the power to the suit, which is replaced after recovery. Simple matter to WALK OUT OF THE RANGE.

[Corrosive agents isolated. Commencing purging. Processing...]

[Purge complete. Re-routing Primary systems. Clear to proceed.]

[Maximum Power]
Throws a rock core barrage. One breaks Warriorouge's leg.

Then I get a Ceph guardian to take you down. Try taking that guy on! EMP's don't really work on them either. They stop their cloaking functions at BEST, but they still have increased speed, strength, and superior weaponry and tech.

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 17:10

#139

Fallenhope

*throws jelly gems randomly*

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 18:18

#140

Softhead

@Fallenhope

Eats Jelly Gems then throws ionized salt. The frothing and spazms come now.

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 19:08

#141

Mysticbeam

im sick of ur stupid suit :P

Bend the very fabric of the universe..........
Erases the nanosuit and chech whatever from existance.......
U no longer have a nanosuit........

Back to the freaking FOOD fight please :D

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 19:10

#142

Softhead

@Mysticbeam

Got blaze pepper in your eye!

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 19:13

#143

Psychodestroyer

/POUT

Killjoy.

I bring in reinforcements! Go METABEE!

Metabee! Rocky Core and grilled cheese sandwich barrage! Lets go!

YEA. Whatcha gonna do?

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 22:11

#144

Fallenhope

Metabee..... isn't that kinda dated?

*throws a pot of pee soup on Metabee*

(the pee isn't a typo XD)

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 21:19

#145

Dknight-Eli

*walks in the

*walks in the catastrophe,that is this food fight then joins*
*calls somebody*

ACTIVATE SOUP PUMPS!!!

GALACTIC TARAMINED SOUP CANNONS FIRE!!!!

FEEL THE WRATH OF MY SOUR OR SWEET GOODNESS

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 21:40

#146

Psychodestroyer

Yeah, he is. But that doesn't mean I still do't think he's cool!

Metabee rages at you. Here is his dialogue:

DUDE! WHAT WAS THAT FOR!? WHY I OUGHTA-Oh, NOW I've seen it all!

That stuffs disgusting man! Doesn't matter I'm waterproof! You call that stuff FOOD!?

Thats it, you can KISS YOUR BOT GOODBYE!!!
/End dialogue

Mashes your face with extra-spicy Takoyaki!

Then activates Ultra-spiced Takoyaki cannons that shoot each and every one of you IN THE FACE.

YEAH YEAH!!!!

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 22:13

#147

Fallenhope

I love spicy takoyaki :D

*licks the takoyaki off my face*
*peels a durian and throws the flesh at psychodestroyer*

Sat, 12/24/2011 - 01:11

#148

Warriorrogue

Surprise!

Sneaks up behind you and splat a cream pie in your face

Sat, 12/24/2011 - 01:23

#149

Fallenhope

counter attack!

throws a bucket of water behind me.

Sat, 12/24/2011 - 06:15

#150

Softhead

@Fallenhope

I take the hit for Psychodestroyer. Then I splash scalding hot water at you.

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