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Wed, 12/14/2011 - 08:24
#51
Hcrud's picture
Hcrud
Hcrud chucks Duskfinder's

Hcrud chucks Duskfinder's umbrella and takes out his Cutter

Wed, 12/14/2011 - 19:53
#52
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Grabs a bottle of soda and

Grabs a bottle of soda and shakes it. Removes the cap and unleashes it fury on everyone.

Thu, 12/15/2011 - 01:24
#53
Hcrud's picture
Hcrud
Hcrud says oh no & uses his

Hcrud says oh no & uses his artificial jelly to save him

Thu, 12/15/2011 - 03:18
#54
Psychodestroyer's picture
Psychodestroyer
@Iamnoone

[Maximum Armor]
Shield protects me from the spray.

[Cloak engaged]
Fades from visibility again.

Thu, 12/15/2011 - 04:21
#55
Duskfinder's picture
Duskfinder
Climbs behind psycho and

Climbs behind psycho and pours water on him to short circuit that thingamajig

Thu, 12/15/2011 - 06:41
#56
Hcrud's picture
Hcrud
Hcruddin

Destroys physcodestroyer's Invisibility Cloak

Thu, 12/15/2011 - 14:37
#57
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
with the cloak gone

physcodestroyer gets nailed in the back of the head with a meatball sandwich.

Thu, 12/15/2011 - 16:41
#58
Psychodestroyer's picture
Psychodestroyer
Eh?

Its a godam NANOSUIT. U SWIM IN WATER WITH IT. SHORT CIRCUITING WON'T WORK.

AND THE CLOAK IS THE- DID ANY OF YOU CLICK ANY OF THE LINKS I POSTED!?

Y'know what, just watch this -_- [The Crysis Nanosuit 2.0]

GEEZ.

/Programs the Ceph's Spore bio-weapon specific to all your genetic structures, and ELIMINATES YOU ALL.

Fri, 12/16/2011 - 05:04
#59
Duskfinder's picture
Duskfinder
Oh no the battery ran out..

Oh no the battery ran out..

Fri, 12/16/2011 - 14:28
#60
Psychodestroyer's picture
Psychodestroyer
.....

Self recharges. Look at the Crysis wiki page or something and look for the weakness in there.

http://crysis.wikia.com/wiki/Nanosuit

Btw, my suit doesn't feature the remote disintegration device.

Fri, 12/16/2011 - 16:55
#61
Softhead's picture
Softhead
@Psychodestroyer

EMP!! Then throw golden nuggets at everybody!!!

Fri, 12/16/2011 - 17:04
#62
Psychodestroyer's picture
Psychodestroyer
D:

So at least YOU read it.

[Maximum Power]
Gaps it away from the blast and power jumps at the limit of my energy, getting just slightly nipped by the EMP.

/Waits for energy to recharge.

[Maximum Power]
Throws a chicken nugget into Atrumvindex's head.

[Cloak engaged]
You get the drill.

Fri, 12/16/2011 - 17:30
#63
Softhead's picture
Softhead
It's on!

Gets Ceph Guardian Unit armour.

Cloak.

Finds Psycho and beats him to a bloodied pulp using unboiled stinging nettles and my fists.

Overkill by fustigating Psycho with a massive chicken drumstick.

I broke the drill!

Fri, 12/16/2011 - 17:52
#64
Psychodestroyer's picture
Psychodestroyer
^_-

[Suit is Rebooting]
I get back up and get into the Spore Silo.
I reprogram the Ceph's spore to your genetic code
???
Atrumvindex DIES.

Then I get a tub of the Royal Jelly's sweat (Mini Royals) and spray them everywhere.

Add some cheese, and ketchup, and set to grill for 30 mins

Enjoy.

Fri, 12/16/2011 - 17:57
#65
Softhead's picture
Softhead
@Psychodestroyer

I call in a favor in my last moments. The Ceph Guardian Units come and cudgle you with sugar canes.Then infect you. Then they make a Psycho pie...

Yep i'm like that!

Fri, 12/16/2011 - 18:24
#66
Scarkro
YAH!

THEN!....... Uhm....... Hmm........................ Hang on everyone, hang on, I'm trying to think here (as everyone stops and stares at Scarkro)....................
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.
.
.
EUREKA!!!

Scarkro hi-jacks the Oscar Meyer Wiener Mobile, then stocks up on hot dog bazookas, Mustard Gas and state of the art Relish Rifles. He then runs over to his friends houses and says FOOD FIGHT! (Atgatg gets the wrong idea and throws a full soda can at Scarkro's head) And we all run to the Wiener Mobile packing it all BIG TIME!

We arrive at the battlefield, I jump out the top hatch with a hot dog bazooka screaming "Say hello to ma really long friend!" *Pulls the trigger aiming at Damastaa.* I am King of FOOD! MWA HAHAHAHA! Scarkro opens the back hatch and his little friends latterly TRAMPLE THE BATTLEFIELD! HA HA! Scarkro now takes out his trusty Coney Sword and goes all NINJA ON EVERYONES HEADS!!! MWA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!

DO YOU HEAR MEH... DO YOU HEAR MEH!!!! I AM FOOD FIGHTER Z!!!!!!

(edit....... I think I got a little crazy there XD)

Fri, 12/16/2011 - 18:43
#67
Softhead's picture
Softhead
@Sarrko

And a stake made of uncooked sharpened Spaggeti impales you through the heart.

I now have a Sarr and Psycho pie!

Sat, 12/17/2011 - 07:48
#68
Erickarrow's picture
Erickarrow
*walks in*

h- AAAAA!

Sat, 12/17/2011 - 13:30
#69
Scarkro
Meh! That HURT! Plus I have no heart! HA HA HA!

I then rip the sharpened spaggethi out of my chest and throw it back at Atrumvindex right before I die... THIS IS SO CHILDISH! WHO THE HELL STARTED THIS!..............

I wanna give them a reward....... of PIE.

And Then I Die!!! BUT THEN, my ghost form comes out of my body saying... "COOL!" As food flies through my body, I then take control of it, gathering all the food that has been thrown through the air, until I become... a 20 feet high FOOD MONSTER! I am stomping through the battlefield while HELPLESS mortals run at my sight! MWA HA HA HA HA HAAAA!!! NOBODY CAN EVER STOP ME NOW!!! HEAR ME NOW! I AM FOOD FIGHTER 2000!!!!!! MWA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!!!

Sat, 12/17/2011 - 13:31
#70
Softhead's picture
Softhead
@Scarko

I beat you to half death with a mutton. I get into my Ceph Guardian Unit suit and cloaks. I then shoot meat skewers to finish you off. I then run into my bunker at Starlight Cradle.

@Psychodestroyer
I hack your silo to infect you when you use it. Then my Ticks will clean the mess.

Sat, 12/17/2011 - 13:34
#71
Scarkro
@Atrumvindex THIS IS A FOOD

@Atrumvindex

THIS IS A FOOD FIGHT! NOT A.... WHAT EVER YOUR DOING!

*Scarkro the immortal food monster pounds Atrumvindex into the ground with a giant fist.*w

Sat, 12/17/2011 - 13:36
#72
Softhead's picture
Softhead
@Scarko

I use the Fenton Thermos and capture you. I leave Ionised Salt Bomb inside it run into my bunker in Starlight Cradle. The thermos is in a Oil Pot in Flame Lash Arena: Slimey Showdown next to some oilers.

BBOOOOOMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sat, 12/17/2011 - 16:26
#73
Homechoke's picture
Homechoke
What

*Walks in*

*Sees the carnage*

*Leaves*

Sat, 12/17/2011 - 17:53
#74
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
*hits Plauden in the back of

*hits Plauden in the back of the head with a cake*
You should have looked behind you as you walked out.

Sat, 12/17/2011 - 21:42
#75
Zyoni's picture
Zyoni
*gives lamnoone an explosive

*gives lamnoone an explosive gift basket*

*detonates gift basket from 25 yards away*

Sun, 12/18/2011 - 04:43
#76
Softhead's picture
Softhead
Impales Zyoni with meat

Impales Zyoni with meat skewers.

Cloaks and waits for Psychodestroyer.

Sun, 12/18/2011 - 13:26
#77
Mysticbeam's picture
Mysticbeam
lolz

any1 ever watch code lyoko?

powers up Odd's cat suit >:D

invisibilit cloak engage

shoots arrows at evry1..................................uncooked P.A.S.T.A. arrows :P

Sun, 12/18/2011 - 16:07
#78
Duskfinder's picture
Duskfinder
i liked the swordie better

OMG u 2 mystic? that was years ago

Sun, 12/18/2011 - 17:28
#79
Psychodestroyer's picture
Psychodestroyer
^_-?

[Nano-vision, enabled]
Seeks out Atrumvindex's lowered heat signature, and pelts him with spaghetti and meatballs, WITH tomato sauce.

[Maximum Armor]

Sun, 12/18/2011 - 18:14
#80
Scarkro
He he

Scarkro the 20 Foot high Immortal Monster, lies down on his stomach in front of the food fight, and starts flicking people away like insects, HA!

Mon, 12/19/2011 - 01:46
#81
Hcrud's picture
Hcrud
Finds

Nano Bomb and blows it up! BOOOOOONM

Mon, 12/19/2011 - 09:14
#82
Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
...........

/me walks in room with astonished look

Mon, 12/19/2011 - 10:03
#83
Redlawlsy's picture
Redlawlsy
*Is hurt by Scarko's mean

*Is hurt by Scarko's mean words and throws Brussle sprouts at his face*

Mon, 12/19/2011 - 10:50
#84
Softhead's picture
Softhead
Must...Think!

@Psycho You are a worthy opponent! Pours liquid nitrogen on you suit then pours melted ice cream and watches you freeze into a frozen, tasty treat!

@Scarko Throws ionized salt into your mouth. Watches him froth in the mouth and get electrocuted while eating popcorn.

@Mysticbeam Fires a large ball of Garri(look it up) at you, knocking you off the edge into the clockworks.

@Duskfinder Drowns you in jelly!

@Damastaa 'You sent us into food limbo. Die!' Throws hot, steaming melted butter in your eyes. 'Their goes your vision! Try throwing food now!'

@Hcrud Shoots peas at you.

@Fallconn Cloaks and then melees you into a pot of blaze pepper.

WHO WANTS SOME NOW!!!!!!

Mon, 12/19/2011 - 11:43
#85
Tedme's picture
Tedme
*blink*blink*

*Watchs*
*blink*blink*blink*
*Adopts one of the orphans*

Mon, 12/19/2011 - 12:51
#86
Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
heheh

@Atrum burns him to a crisp with his fiery then he pulls out a nuke and...you know da rest

Mon, 12/19/2011 - 13:26
#87
Psychodestroyer's picture
Psychodestroyer
@Atrumvindex

[Suit defrosting module Activated]
I defrost the ice cream around me and lob an Offal grenade at your face. The stuff flies all over your visor, and in your moment of blindness, I slip ice cubes down your shirt and pants.

[Cloak engaged]

[Tactical mode]

Mon, 12/19/2011 - 14:55
#88
Tedme's picture
Tedme
wow....

...I'm taking the orphan away before it starts starting food fights.

Mon, 12/19/2011 - 17:50
#89
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Orphans!?!

Runs in and grabs the orphan. Holds it like a gun. Stuffs mentoes in its mouth. Shakes and opens the bottle of Coke. Shoves it in the orphan's mouth. Aims and fires at anyone who didn't run.

Mon, 12/19/2011 - 20:07
#90
Tedme's picture
Tedme
=O

plez put my orphan down....=(
*dodges the flying orphan*
or not....

Tue, 12/20/2011 - 01:37
#91
Hcrud's picture
Hcrud
To

@Atrumvindex Chucks a spur projectile at you
@Damastaa Grabs a Guardian Statue, and powers it up with Shadows, and attacks you.
@Psychodestroyer rolls pasta in a ball, and chucks it at you.
[uses Lockdown Striker Field Option]

Tue, 12/20/2011 - 02:31
#92
Psychodestroyer's picture
Psychodestroyer
Srsly? Pfft. Childsplay.

[Maximum Power]
Power jumps over your pasta. Fires a pork mice shotgun at your face when i land in front of you, then lob a huge blob of Hard icing (Solidifies on impact, and now 80% more firm! ^^) at you, pinning you to the floor.

[Cloak engaged]

Tue, 12/20/2011 - 05:01
#93
Softhead's picture
Softhead
@Hcrud grabs it, puts meat on

@Hcrud grabs it, puts meat,cheese and mushrooms on it and throws it like a makeshift energy pizza discus.

Tue, 12/20/2011 - 09:50
#94
Tedme's picture
Tedme
And

I take the orphan to the hospital

Tue, 12/20/2011 - 13:28
#95
Softhead's picture
Softhead
@Tedme

I throw a energy discus pizza at the orphan.
@Psycho Freezes you into a tasty treat, Uses sheepinator before you unfreeze and pours a bowl of garri on you.

Tue, 12/20/2011 - 13:52
#96
Psychodestroyer's picture
Psychodestroyer
sheepa whut?

[Defrostation module activate]

[Warning. Unidentified genetic infestation located in outermost layer]

[Processing...]

[Contaminant isolated. Purge of foreign genetic material successful. Clear to proceed]

Grabs Atrumvindex and drops him into a liquid vat of supercooled ice-cream, then coats him in chocolate. Then uses the Hard icing to imprison him, under ANOTHER layer of chocolate.

I throw him in my fridge.

Tue, 12/20/2011 - 13:58
#97
Redlawlsy's picture
Redlawlsy
*watches as an innocent food

*watches as an innocent food fight turns into an all out war! Then smacks Psycho in the head with a lunch tray*

Tue, 12/20/2011 - 14:25
#98
Psychodestroyer's picture
Psychodestroyer
WHAT!?

[Maximum Power]
Loads Damastaa onto a lunch cart and sling shots him(it IS 'him', right?) out the window.

INTO MAI FREEZER.

Tue, 12/20/2011 - 15:58
#99
Tedme's picture
Tedme
ow...

as the ice breakes, I give the orphan sugar and a spur. and... well...yea.

Tue, 12/20/2011 - 19:47
#100
Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
MUHAHAHAH

/me grabs a rocket launcher puts a pie in it and shoots Tedme with it

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