*Appears mysteriously out of smoke*
*Coughs on smoke*
*Falls down platform*
*Hits head*
*Goes unconscious*
Food Fight!
I take out my pie-long-range-rifle (pie sniper rifle) and I snipe Green-Neko's face with a chemically filled pie. Then I pull down his pants to expose his underwear for maximum embarrassment. MWAHAHAHAHA! I'm an evil mastermind filled with toxic thoughts!
I like poison if you couldn't figure that out.
Aha! You fool! I was acting all along! While you were pulling down my pants, I had secretly placed a Sticky Cake Bomb on your back! You cannot get it out now! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahhahahahahahahahahahahh*cough*hahahahahahaha! (On another note, I'm immune to poison fool! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha*cough**cough*)
*slumps against MCV, stuffed full of licorice*
"Hey...*hic* Iam....pass me.....pass me some *hic* more of dat licorice.........."
*falls to the ground unconscious*
With the bomb on me, I run directly next to you (green-neko) and we both blow up. Then I energy rev and I wake immortous up. Then I sit down and wait until someone hires me. And my squad of highly trained sniper monkeys.
/searches the MCV for licorice
/can't find any
/looks more with no success
/notices there's only one orange and one green skittle on the floor
Uh oh!!!
LOD you and your monkeys are hired. I have a special mission for you. Go out and bring back all the cookies, candy and potatoes you can find. And none of that sugar free crap. It is the most important mission you will ever go on in your life, bar none.
/e pops some bloons for money.
/e hires monkey engineers.
/e they build a candy magnet.
/e collects lots of candy.
/e secretly poisons one of the many licorices in the candy ball stuck to the magnet.
/e gives candy ball AND candy magnet to lam.
/e recieves payment of 50,000 cr.
/e my sniper monkeys shoot green-neko.
/e wonders if anyone will hire him to actually snipe people.
/e goes to the hill.
/e places a sign that reads, "HILL IS OPEN. NO ONE IS ON HILL."
/e walks off the hill.
/e waits for next customer.
Thought I was on king of the hill...... Whoops. Well I still give lam the candy but ignore that stuff on the end about hills.
I wake myself up with smelling salts then proceed with my revenge against LOD using edible Christmas LED lights to strangle him. Afterwards began to shooting him with my Pummel Gun in the nuts then stuffing his mouth with 2 sticky bombs and glue. May he rest in pieces.
My squad of sniper monkeys (2,4) spam a ton of flaming, chemically filled beans at you. While you burn and the chemicals seep into your body, I energy rev, and my sniper monkeys call in an airdrop of supplies.
/e teleports everyone into an arena.
Ok everyone! You can have teams and stuff, but the arena is unleaveible.
Go!
I hire some monkey engineers (3,2) I hired 5 engineers.
Then some monkey apprentices (2,4) I hired 3 apprentices.
Then a monkey ace (4,2) I hired 1 ace.
Then I have my squad of sniper monkeys (already hired, (2,4)) I have 10 sniper monkeys.
/e quickly sets up a small makeshift camp. The engineers are building sentry guns on the perimeter of the base, the apprentices are studying magic, the ace (spectre) patrols the air above my camp, while the snipers check for intruders and polish their rifles.
I ask if anyone wants to join me.
I kill all your monkey engineers, engineers, monkey apprentices, apprentices, monkey ace, ace, and the squad of sniper monkeys with a Insta-Kill Banana Bomb then proceed in destroying everything in your makeshift camp including your utensils and your beloved spork. Then proceed to using a Killer Giant Gummy Bear to kill LOD. I trained him for this. Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaahahahaahahaahahahahahaahahahahaha!
You just destroyed a bunch a holograms. The monkey ace bombs you and then the snipers and me snipe your burnt, blown up body.
You die. Some sentry guns shoot you. You are dead. No energy revs. Only revs by a teammate.
I haunt LOD for the rest of his life.
Then possesed his weapons and his armor to proceed killing him.
He is now very dead.
You can only be saved by a teammate/ friend.
Since when did dead people become ghosts? That doesn't make sense... Well it kinda does sorta....
Eh, who cares.
Calls my monkeys friends.
They rev me.
while I was gone, I made a huge feast for all my old enemys (people I have fought on this forum)
hides around courner waiting for everyone to come and throw all the feast at everyone else for amusment
Hi pipipipipi.
I feed you some steak because I can.
thanks
eats it really fast
gives a bunch of cream pie to Lord to throw at people
/walk in in whit some eggs
/throw eggs to erveyone
laughs at everyone being hit with eggs behind the corner
gives anyone who comes to me a bunch of cream pies to throw at other people
Got A watermelon and durian Shooter to shoot everyone!
/skip a durian
/take a watermelon in the face
/fall on the ground
/get up
/throw a dead fish a Thowardz
*Fainted because of deadfish smell*
/holds a cream pie just above Thowardz's face waiting for him to wake up and sit up, smacking himself with the pie
I am back and alive for some weird unnatural reason. Anyways, I use my taffy whip to choke out the life of LOD and anybody or anything that is helping LOD. I then pour holy water all over myself to protect me from the aggresive soul of LOD. I am also eating some delicious bacon. Yummy~
Waking up after I fainted.Got smacked by Iamnoone's cream pie.Then I fainted again because of cream pie smell.And I will wake up when my wolver lick all the cream out from my face.
Whos LOD?
anyway, you stare at me licking the pie off your face, then I give you a bunch of cream pies and run away
I laugh at everyone getting hit by cream pies and pears
I join in and throw cake at the next poster if he/she is not Doom-Xx
I wake up after wolver lick all the cream off my face
Then I got Pipipipipi's cake Throwed into my face
I Wipe the cake out of my face
Then Shoot Durian
at every one
I Thrown wasabi at The next poster Lip
Oh god SO SPICY AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Someone Help It too spicy!
*Fire Breathing*
SOOOOO HOT
*Run with out minding his way*
*Fall off the Clif*
AHHHH......Ahhhh.........ahhhh........(Echo sound)
I eat thousands and thousands of mushrooms, grow really big, and step on anyone who is not me or Doom-Xx
Ya know, I love eating chili
I eat a bowl full of jalapeno and roast some chicken by breathing fire
I take the livers from Doom's chickens and put them in mha slicer, dicer, shooter gun.
Eat this Pipi.
/pelts Pipi with chicken livers
Throws a shield in front of pipipipi.
No.
I load my auto gun with flaming beans.
/e hides in a bunker I found
/e blasts people that come near me with flaming beans. (Unless they my friends.)
I eat more Jalapeños and burn Iamnoone and lord by breathing fire on them. Hey, Pipipipipi doesn't want you anymore, quit trying
I Shoot The Arrow At Doom-Xx
But it fell on the ground before it reach him
Then I yell "Hey Can you come at me Closer?"
I say "no thanks" and I shoot you from afar with pea sniper
I sneak up behind you with a burning ghost pepper shaped and dealing twice as much damage as a Furious Flamberge and back stab you with it point blank in the head. I hope you have enough CE to revive!
I only need 2 Ce to revive
I revive and I Stuff your mouth full of Naga Vipers (really hot chili)
I put Use in a room with nothing to drink but all the hot sauce in the world, his mouth burns so he drinks it all
his mouth is so hot, he points his mouth at the ground and rockets into space from the fire, he then blows up like a hot sauce firework
we all ooh and ahh as he dies
*Revive With energy*
Use laser gun at Pipipipipi
But missed And The laser is coming at Mirror....
Oh no no no Dont come at me laser Ahhh
*Thowardz Turn In to ASH*
*Revive With energy*
I decide To sell HOT spicy Taco for everyone
I summon the Candy Kraken to protect me. But since I'm also nice, I give everybody their choice of chocolate puppies!!! (Type of chocolate and breed of puppy must be specific)
(At least in this one who does?????)
I'm going to ignore the "food" in food fight here.......
I take out a sniper rifle and snipe everyone in the head 5 times.
And I do it in 10 seconds
its either «I am no one» or «L am no one»
Anywayzzzzzzzz Guess its the 4 of us
Grappling hooks up the chasm and kamikaze bombs people with ghost chili drivers