Spiral Knights

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Fri, 05/17/2013 - 20:45

#2151

Klipik

/sad

I think the game went downhill from where people stopped using comprehendible sentences. Seriously... I could look at the last page for a week, and not have any idea what happened.

P.S. I liked having superpowers. It made it more interesting.
P.P.S. After reading the parts that made sense: I didn't know people took GC so seriously :O But actually, where did all the sudden "my thing beats your thing" threads come from?
P.P.P.S. Lookit how I used the actual correct way to write postscripts. :D
P.P.P.P.S. I have too many afterthoughts.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 21:22

#2152

Lord-Of-Dragos

I take the cookie....?
And I give back to lam cuz I'm confused.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 23:38

#2153

Xxpapaya

The papaya does not take the cookie

I take the cookie from Iamnoone, but then I realized that I took it from Iamnoone, so I decided to give it back to Iamnoone. I hate cookies >.>

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 04:46

#2154

Popoixd

Lord you destroyed the tomb

Lord you destroyed the tomb of the cookies
/take back the cookies and put it in his tomb.

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 04:48

#2155

Popoixd

oops double post

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 05:20

#2156

Thowardz

Popoixd you want to have

Popoixd you want to have R.I.P. for cookie?
What A weird Idea....
*Dug up the cookie*

I take it here instead
*Put the cookie into the glass block that said "Cookie Game 11/14/2011--05/17/2013"*

This is much better

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 07:52

#2157

Popoixd

NOOOOOOO THE GAME CANT DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hit the glass block whit a dead fish,take the cookies and ran away.

That the game revive.

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 08:08

#2158

Doom-Xx

I hit popo with a big club

I hit popo with a big club and take the cookie

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 08:13

#2159

Klipik

can we keep the "I am immortal trololol" out of it this time pls

I rip the club out of your hands and hit you with it. Then I take the cookie and sit behind a machine gun turret in the corner.

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 08:16

#2160

Doom-Xx

I sneak up on you and

I sneak up on you and backstab you and I attach electro Sapper to machine gun. I take cookie

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 08:22

#2161

Popoixd

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohoooooooooooooo the game revived
same rule but no imortality and no ''no you fail and bal bla bla'' when you die you die just revive.

/take my WRH and hit Doom-Xx whit it
/take the cookies.
/run away

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 16:13

#2162

Iamnoone

You don't get very far. I

You don't get very far. I pull out my horse riding rope, make a lasso and rope you around your legs. That cookie pops right out of your hands as you hit the ground. I grab it and ride off into the sunset on my horse.

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 18:17

#2163

Thowardz

Yay

The game is back I'm so glad it BACK

I use my wolver to trip lamnoone's horse
the horse triped and lamnoone drop the cookie

I hide cookie in the scarry Graveyard

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 21:50

#2164

The-Awsomedude

Graveyard?

Behind the scenes: (zombie finds cookie in graveyard and hides it in his pocket)

Meanwhile, The-Awsomedude: graveyard? I wanted the fortune of the greedy treasure vault, well lets kill some zombies
!finds cookie from zombie!

hides it in mah backpack NO one will find it :P

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 22:12

#2165

Thowardz

I Hit The-awesome dude with a

I Hit The-awesome dude with a Toothpick
He Knocked Out
I Found Cookie from His backpack

Then I Thrown cookie at pond

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 22:13

#2166

The-Awsomedude

goes for a swim, finds

goes for a swim, finds cookie, eats it...

Sun, 05/19/2013 - 05:06

#2167

Thowardz

Lucky Things That He ate

Lucky Things That He ate Whole Cookie
So I Slash His Tummy
And then Take the cookie from His Tummy

I hide the cookie in the rocket That going to explode....

Sun, 05/19/2013 - 07:21

#2168

Pipipipipi

I defuse the rocket then grab

I defuse the rocket then grab the cookie and run away

I then meet Lamnoone in game, throw the cookie at him, and he ate it (this acually happened ingame)

Sun, 05/19/2013 - 10:00

#2169

Immortous

Ant-loaf

Iam's dread skelly helm has no mouth-opening, so it bounces off of her.

I pick it up off the ground and dash into the HoH.

Sun, 05/19/2013 - 10:15

#2170

The-Awsomedude

hmmm

i need a flourish reipe oo lets go into HoH whats this another cookie? "tries to sell it in AH for 400 cr bid and 40000 cr buy it now price"

Sun, 05/19/2013 - 13:00

#2171

Not-Argljing

I buy a bunch of ce with real

I buy a bunch of ce with real money, then I buy cr with the ce, totaling 250k cr

I buy the cookie in AH

Sun, 05/19/2013 - 16:04

#2172

Klipik

WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING

THERE. IS. ONE. COOKIE.

Mon, 05/20/2013 - 03:02

#2173

Thowardz

^ Might be confusing

@Klipik
The cookie have been restored By Popoixd So the game is now alive

I hit Cupcake-God With "Hell Sword-Shaped Cardboard"
He fainted because of hell power
I took the cookie from him

And hide it in the Dye Fish

Mon, 05/20/2013 - 04:34

#2174

Doom-Xx

I break the fish with a

I break the fish with a sledgehammer and get the cookie and chuck it to the other side of the universe. (Which is not another dimension)

Mon, 05/20/2013 - 05:54

#2175

Thowardz

I ride a rocket into the side

I ride a rocket into the side of universe
*take the cookie*
*Going back to earth*
*Crashed At cradle*

Mon, 05/20/2013 - 08:52

#2176

Popoixd

Just to remember to you guy

Just to remember to you guy some of the law of this game:

There are no fake cookies, cloned cookies or any alterations to the cookie of any kind. There are to be no super-powers. Nukes and super-weapons are not allowed. There are no alternate universes/dimension allowed. Should any arguments of any kind over play ensue the cookie automatically reverts back to Lamnoone (at my discretion) for normal play to resume.

So The awsome dude a broke the law.

I hit Thowardz whit a dead fishn take the cookies and run away.

Mon, 05/20/2013 - 14:17

#2177

Usevnsevnsixfivfor

Popoixd tripped over tripwire and died.

I take the cookie from him and sprint away, wearing Mercurial Mail just in case someone tries to follow me.

Mon, 05/20/2013 - 14:29

#2178

Klipik

I strap on a striker boost and zip after you, shearing you in half with my DVS and taking the cookie before it hits the ground.

Mon, 05/20/2013 - 14:41

#2179

Usevnsevnsixfivfor

Your hand as sliced off when

Your hand as sliced off when you were killing me with your DVS. The cookie is right here!!! Grab it before Klipik does!

Mon, 05/20/2013 - 16:27

#2180

Pipipipipi

I go recon, and grab the

I go recon, and grab the cookie while invisable and hide it in a beast punching bag at a guild training hall

punching bags take a very long time to kill

Mon, 05/20/2013 - 16:52

#2181

Klipik

I kill the bag in 10 seconds with a ASI Max, CTR max, DMG max Blitz Needle and get the cookie out.

Mon, 05/20/2013 - 18:00

#2182

Not-Argljing

but, punching bags cannot be

but, punching bags cannot be destroyed

whenever you destroy a punching bag, it regains full health

I go into the punching bag and take the cookie

Mon, 05/20/2013 - 22:02

#2183

Klipik

...?

I already got it out, after I shot the bag full of holes. This was made clear. You reach inside the bag searching for the cookie, but find nothing, since I already have it.

My Cookie.

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 03:17

#2184

Thowardz

I Finish Klipik Off With a

I Finish Klipik Off With a Yogurt Bomb(Bomb That explode Yogurt)
He fainted
Then I steal cookie from him

I hide cookie In Fish cake

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 05:34

#2185

Green-Neko

Derp

I slap you with a dead whale.
I grab the cookie.
Ran for my life.
Hid inside [Censored].

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 15:12

#2186

Not-Argljing

I go isnside the censored

I go isnside the censored sign and find you

I take the cookie away from you, build a rocket, and go as far away as possible

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 16:13

#2187

Popoixd

Then i stab you whit a dead

Then i stab you whit a dead fish (you don't die) take the cookies because i revived i dont know how.

Then i huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh give the cookies to my guild mate Supremedrizzt.

PS:Don't kill Supremedrizzt plz.

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 16:18

#2188

Not-Argljing

I traveled far away forever,

I traveled far away forever, you would have had to get anouther rocket, open it up and kill yourself because of no oxygen

I crash my ship into supre, take the cookie from him, and build anouther ship and fly away

you will have to get your own ship, but I don't need air, I am immortal

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 16:26

#2189

Klipik

I transform into a beam of light and catch up to you, blast a hole in your ship, and take the cookie back to earth.

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 20:14

#2190

Iamnoone

Where you run into me. I

Where you run into me.

I tell you you're shoe is untied and point to it. When you look, I grab the cookie and fly away with my Acme Rocket-Powered Jet Pack.

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 22:11

#2191

Hearthstone

Always look where you're going, Iam, because you're heading into a LAAAARGE anvil.

You headbang yourself into the anvil and I take the cookie from your unconscious head. LALADOODEEDOO...

Wed, 05/22/2013 - 01:00

#2192

Green-Neko

I dropped a dead shark on

I dropped a dead shark on you. Should have looked above you.
I take the cookie from you cold, dead body.
I then teabag you.
Then ran away to my secret hiding spot.
You all can't find me!
Nyahahhahahahahahahaha!

Wed, 05/22/2013 - 03:29

#2193

Thowardz

I using ""Green-Neko

I using ""Green-Neko Detector" And Then I Found You.
I Crush You with Dead ant Nest

Then I Thrown Cookie at the next poster
CATCH!

Wed, 05/22/2013 - 08:39

#2194

Immortous

Mojo-beef

/catches Cookie with teeth

/mumbles around mouth full of Cookie, "Ahmfma!"

/hides in a nearby hole in the ground

Wed, 05/22/2013 - 18:59

#2195

Lord-Of-Dragos

Hmmm

Send wolver down hole to get cookie.
Wolver brings me cookie and I feed it steak.
I put cookie on the top of vanas head.

Wed, 05/22/2013 - 19:01

#2196

Doom-Xx

I beat up Vana and chuck the

I beat up Vana and chuck the cookie into willy wonkas chocolate factory

Wed, 05/22/2013 - 20:09

#2197

Usevnsevnsixfivfor

I go through the worst music songs...

...and I have the cookie! Eoohiguogshdoixjghyuyfnbxuzjxkgfugh this cookie has melted chocolate all over it. Oh well. I feed the cookie to Snarbolax. Oh cra-

Snarbolax died using Chocolate.

...that stinks.

If you want the cookie, dig through Snarby's corpse.

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 01:42

#2198

Thowardz

I Slashed Snarbolax corpse in

I Slashed Snarbolax corpse in half
Then I searched the cookie and Found it

*Cleaned Cookie*

I thrown cookie at someone's face

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 04:10

#2199

Lord-Of-Dragos

Hmmm

/e transforms into a rabid wolver
/e catches cookie in mouth
/e runs away really fast
/e digs a hole in ground
/e buries cookie
/e makes a nest on top of buried cookie
.____________________.

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 08:39

#2200

Thowardz

I Thrown a steak Pass Abovve

I Thrown a steak Pass Abovve rabid wolver
That wolver run for it
Now I dug up it's nest
*Got cookie*

Next Thing I will do is.....
Rise My Wise Owlite Shield

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