I invade your nest with millions and millions of cicadas. All the wolvers run away because they don't like cicadas. (just go with it :P) Then I command the cicadas to fly away, and transform the nest into a deadly pitfall trap for anyone who dares follow me in.
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II call spiderman and ride his back over everyone of your traps. I ride all the way back to LoD and swipe the cookie as we swing by. An evil giggle erupts from me...
OPPS!!!
The cookies falls into the trees and grass below.
NO COOKIE!!!
COME BACK!!!
after met the docter....
I grab the cookie from grass
Now I hide the cookie in the can
I ambush you with "Epoisses" cheese smell which makes you faint, grab the can of cookies you hide and zoom away.
I grab you by the neck, then I punch you in the face.
I'll just take this cookie here.
/e inserts bomb into Gold's stomach
You might want to see a doctor about that.......
It seems you've walked into my pet SharkDog. It eats you up and the cookie. Wait what? Noooooo! Bad SharkDog! Spit the cookie out now! *Gruesome noises* Ahhh, there. Now I gotta clean it. *cleans up cookie* There we go, nice and clean. Wait a tic. I should run away now. Cya! :P
((bomb already spitted in a very gruesome way))
Okay, I trip you and shoved "special" Durian flesh from my country and stole the cookie. -w-
I nail you with a brick, grab the cookie, and run away
I grab the cookie and use Veil. (http://www.mariowiki.com/Veil)
/e snipes Use
/e steals cookie
/e puts it up for auction.
The starting bid is only 25000cr!
/appear in face of Lord
/knock out lord whit a dead fish
/unburi the cookies
/take the cookies
/run away and hide in my fortress whit a gold trojan to protect me
I cut popo's eyes out with a sword fish and take the cookie and throw it into a volcano (cookie is intact but sealed by lava)
I use my dragon armor to brave the lava. (Like a boss.)
/e transforms into a dragon
/e kidnaps princess and locks her in a tower guarded by Trojans and rocket puppies
/e puts cookie in cage above lava. Then I put princess in cage above lava.
When one cage opens, the other will fall.
Who will you save?
I fly a jet and do all that stuff.
Instead of using dragon flying I use a jet.
Also dragon armor is real that not superpower.
I hit Lord-Of-Dragos with a dead fish (again).
I take the cookie then run away to the nearest bodyguard emporium and pay them $$$ so they'll protect me.
You'll never take the cookie from me :P.
((Ya say no super powers. :P))
I kick all the bodyguard ass into a big jar of glue, put you into it too and take the cookie. RUUUUUUUUUNNNN!!!!!! LIKE A BOSS! OWOb
Martial Arts aren't superpowers. Right?
I use that thing^ to hit Gold from a mile away, then find the cookie amid his charred remains.
I bite Klipik and he kicks me a mile away from him
before I go flying I grab the cookie in my mouth making me go with the cookie
I give the cookie to a mewkat who YOU CAN NOT KILL BECAUSE OF IT'S CUTENESS
I teleporte in front of the mewcat.Im blind so cutness don't afect me.I kill the mewcat and take the cookies who heal me and unblid my then i run away.
*i appear with a magnet* GET OVER HERE! *i reverse the charge on the magnet, launching Popoi into the wall. i then take the cookies and run to an elevator.*
I then end up in a Depth-11 graveyard, realizing my armor sucks.
I come to depth 11 graveyard, revive you, and steal the cookie. The I store it into a safe
When i broke it out, after I got out of the LD arena as a reconer. I then proceed to modify my recon shied to make it last forever and then disappear. I then /giggle and nibble on the cookie
Thne i use my shivermist buster and Pipipipipi to track and freez you then i take the cookies and give it to Pipipipipi.
Good thing I was wearing skolver stuff so I just pretended to get frozen. I then got out my striker booster, also modified to last forever and also from LD, and use my GF to kill u and pipipipi and stole the koocie and boosted off into the sunset
I aggro SCP-049 and lead him to Peine. Peine's turned into a zombie, and i nab the cookie.
I get SOO angry that i rage into a tortodrone (which was caused by a scientific experament and is therefore not a superpower) ,as shown by mah pic, become unzombified and shoot rockets at Sir-Zalost and snatches the cookie that is flying through the air
While I was gone I built the ultimate machine!
/e a giant fortress on tank treads appear.
/e ten thousand red dots lock onto Peinewood's head.
:)
A ton of missiles are launched at Peinewood.
He blows up.
I grab cookie from his burnt, blown up body.
/e throws cookie into a safe
MONKEYS! Move this giant fort tank thingy! Move Move!
As a tortodrone i am impervious to explosions. after the big boom i go back to normal size and dash towards LoD's caravan and lay a bunch of shivs on it to freeze it and effectively immobilize it. I then crack the safe with my already known skills and dash into the sunset with the cookie... again... but this time once i get to the horizon, i put on my recon gear and fade into the darkness...
I rise from my charred wake, find you and stole the cookie.
((No idea for a moment, lol.))
I notice Gold-Spangle with a cookie, run after him, throw confetti in his face and take the cookie while he is temporarily blinded.
*resurrects, and carries an autogun put through SCP-914 on "very fine"* *shoots autogun, it disintegrates Gothy, and everything else in it's line of fire, but the cookie.* I nab the cookie, and create a robot copy of a Stranger. The Stranger covers my path, so no one can follow me.
I catch Gothycutie laughing in a maniacal fashion (being so pleased with him/herself for having stolen the cookie) and add fuel to the fire by putting a laughing gas mask on him/her. Gothycutie falls to the ground, erupting with laughter as I take the cookie, chuckling to myself ;)
I make a monster potion and pour it to the cookie, and it become a cookie monster and tried to eat you instead while I'm riding on it with ease. -w-
((potion is not supah powah right?))
Hey! I thought there was a rule of "No alterations of the cookie"?
Then, i will fix it. .w.
I throw a banana peel to make Pine slip, and grab the cookie. .w.
That doesn't fix it. My part still isn't canon.
I confuse Who have the cookie So....
@Sir-Zalost
I can steal cookie by Destroy those robot With Robo Wrecker And Hit you with it
Then I Steal The Cookie
@Pine-Fresh
I Hit You With A Pillow.You knocked Out
Then I steal The cookie
@Gold-Spangle
I hit you with A Pillow.You knocked Out
Then I steal The cookie
I hide Cookie In The NEXT POSTER COMPUTER
I DON'T NEED THIS. I HAVE AN IPAD!
/e grabs cookie
/e gives myself from Tunnels and Tortodrones the cookie.
I HAVE IT BUT I DON'T!
I found the cookie and run to the beach and surf away. -w-
Then I throw cookie into BTD 5
Then I throw cookie into BTD 5
Whoops double post
You get hit by a ton of darts and you drop teh cookie.
Then I kick you out of BTD 5.
Who's next?
I hide in a ZOMG and nab the cookie when i get to it in the track :3
I can't be sniped or attacked while using Veil. Check the link.
Also, some birds were chatting about some tripwire that Peinewood would soon trip over. Sadly, I was the only one that knew because no one else was using Veil to hear the birds.
I shot my damage vs bloon MAX, attack speed increase MAX, charge time reduction MAX to destroy the ZOMG
I watch the ZOMG trip over as I absoulutly anilalate it
I put the cookie at the end of the track where you will have to go in (as a bloon, of course) and pass through hundreds of 2/4 super monkeys, (can't remember what that upgrade is called but I know it turns the super monkeys into robots that totally anililate bloons, especially when you press the button on the bottem left) billions of tacks that reset every round, and me
Wolver never leave nest.
It didn't go after steak.
When you tried to get cookie I bit you and you are poisoned.
You need a doctor now!