I jump up and grab Popo by the leg and throw him to the ground. I kick him in the gut, take the cookie, stare it at it, menacingly.
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I jump up and grab Popo by the leg and throw him to the ground. I kick him in the gut, take the cookie, stare it at it, menacingly.
I snatch it out from under your gaze and jump off the nearby cliff with a wingsuit.
I shoot you with a sniper rifle, making several holes in your wingsuit. You fall, and I jump really high so I can steal cookie.
I drop from the sky, land on you , and crush your puny skull.
I take the cookie from your twitching hand and ran away into the sunset.
oh Hello Trab... and good bye too, While you ran away into the sunset... I saw you.
I teleported in front of ya. "Hi Trab..." "Hey Pega/Divine, Gotta go... need to keep cookie," Trab said. "Not so fast..." BEfore you ran away... I puched your face... making you unconscious for 1 stupid second... LoL I take the cookie and punched you again. BAhahahahha!
I took the artifact(RAzwog's) I saw in the REALITY CORE( just invented that core ._.) that no one could go in except... ME! xD
I pushed the button and now I wore an awesome cloak and hood(If you attack me you will hurt yourself). I jump up the sky. While the cookie was at my hand I locked it with my razor jail for cookies. I flew up higher and held LUGIA's feet. We flew up. I saw HO-OH and jumped on it. I asked it to go to the cheese moon again... bahahahaha!
Hides cookie in cheese chest, just eat the cheese so you could take the cookie and eat it but beware... When you eat da cheese... You grow fat... unable to get the cookie...
/stab Divine.
/take cookie.
/toss cookie into river.
/cookie is now soggy.
/everybody rages at me.
/bakes new cookie.
/tosses cookie into lava.
/everybody rages again.
/is happy, bakes new cookie for me, and eats it.
/om nom nom.
I just said that when you hurt me you will be the one who recieves the pain!
Bakes a LAVA COOKIE for everyone. Tosses cookie into the sky. It stays there! Only the worthy who can jump high Reaching it by doing HIGH JUMP can take it!
/stab Divine.
/take cookie.
/break cookie in half.
/share half with someone.
/eat own half.
/bake new cookie.
/toss cookie into sky.
/everyone jumps high to get cookie.
/everyone realizes it's fake.
/set Big Angry Bomb below them.
/is happy.
Ressurrects... sigh...
Does HIGH JUMP to kick Skye before Angry Bomb explodes...
/sacrifices to save everyone from the bomb...
/is happy to save...
/haunts Skye
bahahaha
/stab Divine with fork.
/take cookie.
/disguise Divine AS cookie.
/everyone I blew up with Big Angry Bomb chases Divine and eats her.
/eat cookie.
/bake new cookie. Set BOMB.
/haunts everyone's stomach
/sacrifices again when got out from the stomach...
/everyone is happy to be alive..
/eats detonator and hugs Skye tightly...
/activates detonator
/set bomb on Divine. Bomb cannot be removed, if REMOVED, it explodes immediately.
/take cookie.
/sell cookie for a million crowns, with the description of CHOCOLATE-Y GOODNESS.
/stab Divine.
/someone notices Divine.
/that person moves the bombs. Divine explodes.
/profit.
/Chocolate-y goodness ensues.
/i'm dead... you kill me again..
/will not resurect...
/draws cookie on the ground...
/creates a copy of Skye's online GF, CATO-CLOVE...(turned to real life)
/Skye follows Cato...
/Cato's detonator explodes..
/skye dies...
/sighs....
/gives a cookie magazine to everyone...
/everyone eats the magazine...
/why... did they eat it..
/sighs again
/end of this comment
/eat cookie.
/forget to stab Divine.
/stab Divine.
/play BN.
/DESTRUCTION.
/make cookie batch, honey nuts.
/give to all players.
/shut Divine up. :)
*WAIT IF YOU ARE DEAD WHY ARE YOU POSTING*
Because I'm stupid to write comments while dead
/calls every dead knights
/gossips about cookie
/dead knights decide to resurect and make a detonator cookie
/stops them from making it.
/no one listen.
/sigh.
/traps them
/cheer
/think... is the detonator cookie right or wrong..
/right!
/resurects and takes cookie... adds detonator...
/self killing
/play BN
/play BN
/play BN
/play BN
/play BN
/stab Divine, take cookie.
/play BN
/play BN
/play BN
/play BN
/play BN
YUS YOU ARE STUPID TO WRITE COMMENTS WHILE DEAD XD
/epic fail
/you cant stab me cos I kill myself again
/everyone cheer
/stays dead until finishes fanfiction for Razwog...
/kicks Razwog...
/stays in Gremlin Camp..
/saw Razwog making cookie
/resurects
/breaks promise
/helps Razwog make cookies for the pack
Skye-Lightning's internal core has collapsed. AI has taken over. ORDERS: STAB DIVINE AND TAKE COOKIE.
/kills Divine.
/takes cookie.
/question himself.
/--error--
/sighs
/resurects again in Gremlin CAmp...
/makes cookie with Razwog...
/Kicks Razwog when made 6000 cookies...
/steals cookies
/hides in lockup...
/if you eat cookie just get one from lock up with my permission...
/bahahahaha!
/Stabs a snipe.
/Talks with Combust (combuster)
/throws Combust on Skye's face...
/misses... ._.
/puts detonator inside everyone's stomach...
/If they eat the cookie... they WILL explode... so NO EATING THE COOKIE! Also if they try to get the detonator out... they WILL explode.
/kicks Skye's hand...
/cookie is on mid-air..
/kicks it higher in space...
/kicks cookie to 1 finger NEAR Black HOLE... no teleporting the cookie
/BLACK HOLE WILL NOT SUCK ANY COOKIE BUT KNIGHTS...
/HAve fun...
Destroy Divine at all costs, that is my order.
Activate Program I-- Eternal Recurrence
Shoot Divine with a cannon I pulled out of thin air.
Activate Program II-- True Order
True Order: Make cookies for everyone.
Make cookies. Distribute. Place the Eternal Cookie in the AH, with a bid price of 500 crowns, and a buy price of 5,000,000 crowns.
Profit :)
A cannon won't do ,my brother,
/I was just there acting dead...
/I called a pack of Wolvers because I am a TRAITOR to knights,
/I ordered them to kill Skye,
/they killed Skye...
/laughs like a maniac
/takes Eternal Cookie for free.
/Throws cookie to the Black hole...
/the real cookie is ONE finger away from black hole...
/activates detonator in 1999 posts...
/kills self...
/had a vacation...
/near black hole...
Destroys Black hole for sure
Is everyone HAPPY? YES!
Lightning used Spark! SUPER EFFECTIVE!
Divine used Stupidity! No effect.
Lightning used Burn! SUPER EFFECTIVE!
Divine used Stupidity! No effect, faints.
Lightning used Pilfer! Takes held cookie.
/happy
Um... I'm not the one using Stupidity here,
You are... MR. CHAPTER!
I just said I killed my self... How could you make me faint ? We can't even touch or battle each other, stupid brat!
Just stop fighting for the cookie, SKYE! You're just a machine built by knights... you're NOT actually a real knight,
Sighs
/still destroying Black hole
/Activates Skye's ghost Detonator,
/Laughs
/kicks rock
/black hole is destroyed
/everyone can take cookie for [9] hours before it explodes, you must go through [9] doors(locked... undestructable)... ready for you... you'll be teamed with everyone [ *9* ]
Shouts... HAZZA! EVERYONE WILL DIE! With the detonator eaten!
Got this [999s] in the game called [ 9 9 9 ] in 3DS... awesome yet kinda scary... BLOOD >.<
Can you stop filling the page with nonsense?
I take the cookie and stare at it again.
Never! I think!
While you were staring at it again, I grabbed almost all the bunnies in the world.
I told the bunnies to ram you and take the cookie...
They hopped on you >.<
The bunnies get bored of ramming Skye, and start to ram you, I use this chance to steal it.
Then I give it back to lamnoone :P I hate cookies
Than i stab lamnoone whit a dead fish,take the cookies and heu .............................................................................................................................
.................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. run away
I walk up to you, say hello, take out my Blackhawk, and I decide we HAVE to play Russian roulette for the cookie. I cheat, and you shoot yourself. Then take the cookie and give it to Klipik. Then I go live in my lab.
I revive because I have the power of the phenix than I hit Klipik with a dead fish, stole the cookie, and run away.Ho and I make your lab and you explode whit my all new nitronome.
I take out my newly made dread venom striker made from my chemical weapons lab and stab you in the back with it. Then I kick your balls and run into the ocean.
Then I hide in my new lab, which cannot be destroyed, and I surround it with solvers that kill everything. However, the wolvers can be bribed.
I saw the solvers. I took out my whistle and used it. the solvers stopped dashing towards me.
I rode a solver and it ran as fast as it could to ram the door of the lab. I used my ultra laser blaster to break the other door inside the lab. I kicked your stomach and took the cookie. I sat beside the computer and placed the cookie at my head. I dragged you beside the solver. Don't worry, it wont hurt ya,
I stood up and gave it to Das-Epos to keep it. He stared at it. "STOP STARING! IT CREEPS ME OUT!"
I crossed my arms and kicked Xxpapaya. I left and went to the cheese moon again and took a bear with me.
I hijack Das's bodily functions, granting me full control over his body but not his mind. I then insert a loop into the nerves in his fingers and in his optic nerve, making him think he is still holding and seeing the Cookie when instead I have already pried it out of his hands and ran away.
I run to catch up to klipik and I say hi! I decide to build a fort filled with toxic chemicals everywhere that was surrounded by a gremlin campsite. The gremlins bribe me for 1 million cr to join them. I now fight against the spiral knights. I say sorry guys as I set off to fill haven with deadly neurotoxins. (Portal reference.)
Sends a gremlin to ask klipik if he wants to hang out in my new weapons lab. Waits eagerly for his response. Then I go to haven, hang out in my guild hall (Dragon Soul), then I go back to my fortress.
You wanna hang out in my fort filled with poisonous chemicals? (I love poison.)
........................
SInce I was saved by turtles...
I flew back to CRADLE and went to Des-Epos's lab.
I took the loop thingy and slapped Des-Epos. He looked at his hand and saw nothing. "WHERE'S THE COOKIE?"
I dragged him toward Klipik. I roundhouse kicked Klipik. "Yus!" Awesome! I'm actually my favorite ANIME! ROUNDHOUSE KICK! Ow! Did it to myself.
Klipik fell unconscious. I take the cookie and gave it to Des-Epos.
He stared at it. I visited Movie Moon now. I watched movies...
RIP OFF! Not a good movie!
I punch Das-Epos in the stomach, while he is screaming, I pour a ultra poison vial down his throat and then I shoot him in the face with my blight needle.
Have fun with poisonous chemicals in your stomach and toxic needles on your face.
Oh, and I take the cookie. And I douse it toxic chemicals. I like poison :D.
I bombard Lord-Of-Dragos with a ton of papayas. Then I quickly rinse the cookie in papaya juice, which, if you don't know already, is able to purify any object. I then give the cookie back to lamnoone (who I revived with some energy). I hate cookies
I stepped out of the door and decided to throw a rabid monkey at Iamnoone's face then steal the cookie. I then rode my bike to safety, knowing of the horrible things that might happen to me. Well, at least I threw a rabid animal at someone's face.
You run into a brick wall. I take the cookie from you and I sit on it. Then I run away.
I dont know why but i woke up on a beach.Then i think ''No more tuna before sleep.''.Then I teleporte to Lord-Of-Dragos stab him whit a proto sword and take the cookies from him.Then i revive him because I stopped being a murderer and i run away.
Woohoo! Congrats to Iamnoone for getting 2000+ posts on his thread! =D
I give Iam the Cookie as our show of appreciation to him!
I take the cookies while in the air and run away.