Spiral Knights - FRAG-FEST.... It is finished......

FRAG-FEST.... It is finished......

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Tue, 08/07/2012 - 18:56

#601

Iamnoone

@Grittle I paint your entire

@Grittle
I paint your entire body and you suffocate.

@Benightz
I put a plastic bag over your head and you suffocate.

@LoN
I tie a rope around your throat and you suffocate.

@Varm
I shove a ball down your throat and you suffocate.

@Gzilla
I lock you in a room with a car running and you suffocate.

Tue, 08/07/2012 - 19:01

#602

Skyguarder

KABOOM

@Iamnoone
I trap you in a dark room. You couldn't see anything so I made the bombs go KABOOM. I've hidden them and you explode.

@Varmint
I make you eat a candle and you are full of wax. You died from eating wax.

@LoN
I make you go in the quicksand and you sinked. You were not able to breathe so you died from being in the quicksand.

@Gzilla
I made a Tsunami go over you and it kills you. BAM!

@Grittle
I drop you off a forest full of bear caves. I pushed you in a bear cave and the bear chewed on you and killed you.

Tue, 08/07/2012 - 19:18

#603

Iamnoone

@Grittle I find a drill and

@Grittle
I find a drill and screw it into your head. BUZZ!

@Benightz
I use the same drill and screw it into your eyes. BUZZ!

@LoN
I use the same drill and screw it into your heart. BUZZ!

@Varm
I use the same drill and screw it into your gut. BUZZ!

@Gzilla
I use a bigger drill and screw it into your butt. BUZZ!

Tue, 08/07/2012 - 19:47

#604

Skyguarder

Varmint can you tell us who

Varmint can you tell us who won?

Tue, 08/07/2012 - 20:15

#605

Varminttwotwothree

result on page 12

Benightz is the winner for page 12. (good timing with the smart bomb).

Tue, 08/07/2012 - 20:25

#606

Iamnoone

@all Turns the smart bomb

@all
Turns the smart bomb into a fart bomb and gasses you all to death with it.

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 09:06

#607

Skyguarder

Yay thank you

Yay thank you Varmint!!

@Iamnoone
I kick you with my bare foot. SMASH! :p

@Varmint
I get a giant and I claim that your a piece of mint. The giant loves mint so he/she eats you.

@LoN
I kick you in a mansion and I faked that I was a big ghost. You thought I was a real ghost so I laughed. I chased you and I cut you with my chainsaw

@Gzilla
I pretend that I was a pilot and I drop you off a stranded island. I made the plane crash and everybody escaped and you tried escaping. It didn't work so you died from the crash.

@Grittle
I squish you into jello. I shove it in LoN's mouth and he didn't like it. So Grittle, you died from being squished and eaten ALIVE!

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 19:05

#608

Nechrome

@all I grab my Boltbrand and

@all

I grab my Boltbrand and use it's electric currents like an electric chair, and kill you all with it.

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 22:23

#609

Iamnoone

It's the skinny girls turn ti kill for me...

and you know she's a bad @ss.

@Grittle
Drop kick to the head and so hard your head flies right off your shoulders and rolls across the ground.

@Benightz
Slices and dices faster than the Ginsu knife man with her switchblade.

@LoN
SMACK!!! WHAP!!! She flips those nunchucks so fast, you never saw them coming.

@Varm
Poke to the throat and she rips your jugular vein out with her index finger and thumb.

@Gzilla
She is nicer to Gzilla. She's sweet and charming, offering to take him to a motel room she has paid for. While sitting in the chair she is seducing him on, she quickly cuffs him there. She breaks out the chains and whips him mercilessly. When completely covered with cuts, welts and blood she boinks him to death. When she is satisfied, she rises off of him, looks at him and puts her heel into his forehead knocking him over in the chair. She gets out her red lipstick and writes on his face, "I was here."

Thu, 08/09/2012 - 12:00

#610

Skyguarder

@Grittle I cover you in a

@Grittle
I cover you in a sheet of blanket and I duct taped it to the bed. You were not able to breathe so I dumped you in space. You were not able to breathe at all and die!

@Gzilla
I shove you in LoN's mouth. LoN couldn't take it so he spit you out. You were covered in spit. I called the cops saying that you are the Yeti and you were arrest to prison. You were in a little room and you couldn't breathe. In fact you had no space so you suicided yourself

@Iamnoone I make you go to a whole world of gum. Then I sneakly pushed you in a piece of gum. I got you and hanged you on a cliff. I cutted the gum and fell.

@LoN
I get a sharp piece of wood and stab it at you. You get splinters everywhere

@Varm
I shove your hand in the plug hole and I plugged it in. You got eletricuted so you died from being shocked

Thu, 08/09/2012 - 16:58

#611

Nechrome

@all I grab my updated RSS

@all

I grab my updated RSS and explode it. The initial explosion kills many of you, and the secondary bombs kill the rest.

Thu, 08/09/2012 - 17:03

#612

Skyguarder

@all I make you guys eat junk

@all

I make you guys eat junk food and you all become fat. I use you guys and push you on the roads. You couldnt walk so the SWAT picked you guys to the operation room. It turns out that they had to kill you

Thu, 08/09/2012 - 18:00

#613

Varminttwotwothree

Kill Count

Iamnoone: 37

LoN: 44

Benightz: 37

@all I send everyone to the Alone in the Dark mission in photo set. Good luck.

Thu, 08/09/2012 - 18:18

#614

Skyguarder

@Varmint I send 1000 spook

@Varmint
I send 1000 spook cats to haunt you. I trapped you in the Candles keep so I sent 100 dark kats. You were surrounded litterally and you had no weapons. So you died. Oh, and I also stole your mist tank. :p

@LoN
At night, while you were sleeping I dropped you off a mall. You woke up and you tried to break in a store. The security goes on and the guards block the entrance. So I burned the whole mall and you got a death penalty.

@Grittle
I throw super hot coffee and your face turns red. So I dump you in a can of water. It was super hot so your whole face burned and died.

@Iamnoone
I drop you off in a hospital at night and a tornado surrounded the hospital. There was a horror man and he stabbed you. It turned out that I was the horror man :p

@Gzilla
I get 3 men to open your mouth and I grabbed a tube. I shove it in your mouth and filled it full of acid. You choke so you died from drinking acid from a big tube.

Thu, 08/09/2012 - 21:56

#615

Iamnoone

@Grittle I repetitively stomp

@Grittle
I repetitively stomp on your head until it explodes and your brains splatter all over the place. Then I jump up and down in the puddle of blood and brains which fly everywhere.

@Benightz
I take a knife and repetitively lunge it into you until there are no more spots on your body without holes. You were dead long before I stopped stabbing you.

@LoN
I kick, scream and punch. I wildly flail on you kicking and punching harder and faster. Tears come to my eyes and I give a swift punch to your chest. Your heart stops and you drop to the ground. I raise my elbow and jump, lifting my feet, bring my entire body down elbow first and landing it in your throat. I punt you as hard as I can in the side of the head. Now angry that you died so quickly, I grab a cinder block and smash it in your face.

/looks for someone else to F with

@Varm
/finds Varm alone and unsuspecting

Takes off my shoe and beats him about the head and body with it. He staggers but doesn't fall. I see this and become enraged. I find a tree limb, grab it and swing with all my might with the intent to take off his head. I swing again and take out his legs. When he falls to the ground, I impale him with it. He gasps. Then his breathing becomes sporadic and gurgled. I sigh and think to myself, "die *&#&er." I go to a near by shed and find a can of gasoline. I pour it over him and set him on fire. I raise him up on his tree limb and watch him burn. When he is dead, I swing and beat his burnt body against a tree trunk. The ashes and remaining embers fly everywhere.

/still not happy, I look for someone else to mess with

@Gzilla
/finds Gzilla
You got off so easy last time.

You find yourself handcuffed to the same chair. But this time you slowly get tortured to death. One by one your fingernails get yanked off with a pair of pliers. One by one your teeth get pulled out. Then the ears and nose. Your hair gets pulled out. Your toe nails come off. You fall into an unconscious state of being. But the torture has only begone. I light a cigarette, not to smoke but to burn you with over and over. The tip singes into your skin until extinguished. I do this over and over until the cigarette is gone and you are riddled with burn holes. I wonder if you are dead yet. You haven't moved in so long. I wonder if you can feel a razor blade cutting through your skin. SCLICE!!! SLASH!!! But no movement. I start to grow wearily but before I leave you to your death, I bend your thumbs and and press them against your forearm. Still no movement, only the snapping sound of your wrists breaking. I yawn and go looking for a cookie to make me happy.

Thu, 08/09/2012 - 23:57

#616

Gzilla

Is this because I took your

Is this because I took your cookie?

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 07:39

#617

Iamnoone

Yes and bc work sux

/punches Gzilla in the mouth
YOU TOOK MY COOKIE!!!

//kicks Gzilla's head off
WORK SUX!!!

//punts Gzilla's head out into the road and watches it get run over by a car
YOU TOOK MY COOKIE AND WORK SUX!!!

/jumps as high as I can and lands with both feet on your stomach
Work sux and I want a cookie.
/pouts

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 08:20

#618

Skyguarder

KABOOM

@Iamnoone
Your mad for a cookie? I smash the cookie from your hands. Now there is no need for cookies. So anyways I make you a satellite and I watched T.V. While there was a thunder storm, you got structed from thunder and died.

@Varmint
...Still in Candle's keep alive? Well I steal everything you have, your armor, your gear, your weapons and your mist tank. So I resend a bunch of ghosts and again you died.

@Gzilla
I stick you in my oven and set it to 900 degrees. You directly died from being burned in my oven.

@LoN
Sometime around November, I tied you up in the water to make you freeze to death when its winter. Then when it was spring I picked you up and you were so cold that you died.

@Grittle
I smash you with my hammer

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 12:06

#619

Nechrome

@all I drop a car on your

@all

I drop a car on your heads.

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 14:17

#620

Skyguarder

@Grittle @LoN @Varmint

@Grittle @LoN @Varmint @Gzilla @Iamnoone @Snake

While you guys were walking, I got a truck and filled it with sleeping gas. I drove and I ran over you guys. I reversed and drove. You smelled the gas so you all sleeped. I grabbed you guys and dumped you in the swamp

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 14:20

#621

Nechrome

@Grittle, Varmint, Benightz,

@Grittle, Varmint, Benightz, Iamnoone, Snake, Gzilla

I grab a printer scanner thing and put you guys' heads in it. Then I slam down the screen thingy thing on your ehads repeatedly until they explode.

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 14:27

#622

Skyguarder

@Grittle @LoN @Varmint

@Grittle @LoN @Varmint @Gzilla @Iamnoone @Snake

I tie your hands on the ice and your hands are cold to death. So I skated on the ice and I skated on your hands. You are all hurt to death so I stick your tongues on the ice. You got more pain and your hands got chopped off

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 14:29

#623

Nechrome

@Grittle, Varmint, Benightz,

@Grittle, Varmint, Benightz, Iamnoone, Snake, Gzilla

I throw you into the rabid alligator exibit at the zoo. OM NOM NOM.

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 16:06

#624

Skyguarder

@Grittle @LoN @Varmint

@Grittle @LoN @Varmint @Gzilla @Iamnoone @Snake

I shove you guys in the an** of a goat

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 16:54

#625

Nechrome

@Grittle, Varmint, Benightz,

@Grittle, Varmint, Benightz, Iamnoone, Snake, Gzilla

I push you all in front of a herd of stampeding elephants.

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 18:20

#626

Skyguarder

@Grittle @LoN @Varmint

@Grittle @LoN @Varmint @Gzilla @Iamnoone @Snake

I kick you guys to a gorilla and they beat you all up

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 20:58

#627

Iamnoone

YOU SMASHED THE COOKIE!! #%#&er

@all
/grabs a machete
/goes crazy cutting everyone into tiny pieces
/scoops up the diced pieces of bodies and dumps them down the grab disposal in my kitchen sink. CHOMP! GRIND! WHRIL!

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 21:10

#628

Skyguarder

@Iamnoone I get a giant

@Iamnoone
I get a giant robot, and smash your whole year of cookie. Are you really mad for cookies?!

@Varmint
Eh, still stuck in the candle's keep. I get your dead body and dump you in a coffin

@LoN
I drop you off a big coaster without seatbelts or anything and you fall off the track

@Grittle
I pushed you to a powerline and you got shocked

@Gzilla
I make you jump off a 100 story building and you smash on the metal. OUCH!

@Snake
I drop you in a volcano

Sat, 08/11/2012 - 12:17

#629

Varminttwotwothree

Kill Count

NEW LAPTOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Iamnoone: 67

LoN: 84

Benightz: 77

Sat, 08/11/2012 - 13:48

#630

Nechrome

@all I grab several sticks of

@all

I grab several sticks of tnt, stick them in hot dog buns, and give them to you guys, telling you that they're hot dogs. You eat them. They explode in your stomachs. BOOM.

Sat, 08/11/2012 - 14:28

#631

Skyguarder

@LoN, Varmint, Grittle,

@LoN, Varmint, Grittle, Iamnoone, Gzilla, Snake

I convince you guys that we are going snowboarding. When we get there, we all go on the mountain. We snowboard and I push each of you off the track. LoN fell off to the forest, Varmint crashed into a rock, Grittle got pushed to the ski tracked and got squished, Iamnoone got in a bear cave, Gzilla crashed at a tree and flies off and snake trips. Then you all came to the cabin and I gave hot chocolate. You guys drank it.

(You all fell asleep because it was poisoned sleep gas)

So I use each of you as snowboards and there was blood because the snow was sharp. When you all got blood, I feeded the bear Iamnoone, Grittle, Gzilla, Varmint and Snake. He liked it. For LoN, I dropped him in the super cold ocean

Sat, 08/11/2012 - 21:13

#632

Nechrome

@Grittle, Varmint, Benightz,

@Grittle, Varmint, Benightz, Iamnoone, Snake, Gzilla

I grab several popsicles and stick them up your nostrils. You get epic brain freeze and your brains shut down. Then you die.

Sat, 08/11/2012 - 23:47

#633

Iamnoone

@Grittle I superglue your

@Grittle
I superglue your hands to the back of a train. You die somewhere along the tracks.

@Benightz
I superglue your feet to the floor. Slowly you die standing in place with no access to food, water or a restroom.

@LoN
I superglue your hands to the ceiling. Just like in a crucification, you suffocate.

@Varm
I superglue your feet to the wing of a Blue Angels' F/A-18 Hornet. You die from a heart attack during your 1st air show.

@Gzilla
I superglue your hands to a young girls butt. Her father beats you to death.

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 07:22

#634

Varminttwotwothree

A bit too quick for a kill count oh well...

Iamnoone: 72

LoN: 112

Benightz: 83

@al- Unexpected event occurred.

*Restarts system...*

System: Alert, Smart bomb safely is disengaged until 8/13.

OH noes.

@Iamnoone Its only temporary, its a special day.

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 06:42

#635

Iamnoone

/sighs

Rule change again?
Uses smart bomb.

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 20:11

#636

Skyguarder

-_-

What? Use a smart bomb? Oh god. Smart Bomb Deployed

@all
I got eletricity wires and sticked it on your eyes. I turned it on and you got shocked. And died.

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 13:16

#637

Nechrome

@all I grab a wooden board

@all

I grab a wooden board with a nail in it and kill you all.

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 13:39

#638

Skyguarder

@LoN, Varmint, Grittle,

@LoN, Varmint, Grittle, Iamnoone, Gzilla, Snake

I throw my new metal bomb I got from the Hardware Store (Made it up) and I threw it at your faces. You all got banged and fainted. So it exploded and you all died

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 19:50

#639

Nechrome

@Grittle, Varmint, Benightz,

@Grittle, Varmint, Benightz, Iamnoone, Snake, Gzilla

I grab a screwriver and unscrew your heads from your necks.

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 20:09

#640

Skyguarder

But I have no bolts D:

@LoN, Varmint, Grittle, Iamnoone, Gzilla, Snake

I grab a needle and I stab it at your tummies. There is a hole so I stab your hearts and die.

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 21:47

#641

Nechrome

@Grittle, Varmint, Benightz,

@Grittle, Varmint, Benightz, Iamnoone, Snake, Gzilla

I use my super uber T2 LD Recon assasin skillz and run around invisible, slitting your throats.

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 22:42

#642

Iamnoone

@Grittle /walks up besides

@Grittle
/walks up besides you
Hi there buddy. I don't really want to kill you. We should...
/sticks a knife in your back
...get together sometime.
You fall over and die with a knife in your back.

@Benightz
Hey buddy. Let's be friends. Take this as a peace offering.
/hands over a semi-automatic hand gun
You can use it to kill LoN.
/goes home and calls the police turning you in for possessing the gun that killed a cop
The police come and arrest you. They put you in a cell with a big, ugly bad guy who kills you because he thought you were a jailhouse snitch. Seems he got a letter from no one telling him you were.

@LoN
Yo buddy. We fight too much. Let's go have a beer and be friends.
/takes you to a biker bar and orders our beers
/throws my beer in the bikers face sitting next to you then ducks
The biker punches you and the one across the bar throws his knife at you.
/watches you fall from the bar stool and get beaten to a pulp by the bikers
/I scurry across the floor and out the door leaving you to die by way of bikers

@Varm
Hey there buddy. I hear it's your birthday.
/hands you a gift
/insists you open the gift despite stating it isn't your birthday.
BOOM!!!
A bomb blows up in you face taking your head off.

@Gzilla
Hi there buddy old pal of mine. I'm so sorry for being mean to you.
/hands you my car keys
No, I insist. Take them.
You start the car with no problems. It runs great for you. You get to a red light and hit the break pedal.
The car keeps going forward into the intersection. You have no breaks.
BAM!!!
T-boned and killed as the car rolls over and catches on fire.

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 23:13

#643

Nechrome

@Grittle, Varmint, Benightz,

@Grittle, Varmint, Benightz, Iamnoone, Snake, Gzilla

I deploy an army of D.E.R.P. (Dangerous Epicly Ridiculous Paratroppers) who rain down from they sky and use their ridiculousness to kill you all.

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 07:46

#644

Iamnoone

@Grittle, Benightz, LoN, Varm

@Grittle, Benightz, LoN, Varm and Gzilla

I build pyrorobot and he comes after you. He burns you to death. Then he burns your family, friends and neighbors. He burns your houses and towns. Sparks fly from his circuits. He burns everything he sees.

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 08:13

#645

Skyguarder

@LoN, Varmint, Grittle, Iamnoone, Gzilla, Snake

I get a pointy poison ivy and I stab it at your whole body. It was super itchy. Then you attracted bees, wasps and different types of poisoning bugs. They chase you and get you. You got them so they stabbed you litterally and died

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 09:14

#646

Varminttwotwothree

Kill count, smart bomb safely reenabled

Iamnoone: 136

LoN: 152

Benightz: 123

Ran FSC on my laptop, it did good. (with 2 wifi drops and a restart)

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 10:02

#647

Skyguarder

@LoN, Varmint, Grittle, Iamnoone, Gzilla, Snake

I drive a train and I shove you guys in a cart full of spikes. I control the train and pressed the brakes hard. Then you guys keep landing at the spikes. You guys had holes everywhere. So I grab you all and drop you on a highway. Cars keep smashing you

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 12:12

#648

Nechrome

@all I grab a pencil and stab

@all

I grab a pencil and stab it up your ears. You all die from lead poisoning.

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 13:01

#649

Skyguarder

@LoN, Varmint, Grittle, Iamnoone, Gzilla, Snake

I made you all get food poisoning and you are vomit to death. You couldn't take it so you past out

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 12:55

#650

Skyguarder

Smart Bomb Deployed :p

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