No I don't. I only have 90 something points. Unless Varmint makes my kill count increase like from 46 -> 60 + 50
FRAG-FEST.... It is finished......
I WIN!!!!!!! BAH HA HA HA.
@All
I grab a shard of crystal energy and slit you guys' throats.
@ LON I punch you
@ Ben I make fun of your little point count you rage quit, by jumping off a cliff
@ varmit I stab you with a cookie
@ snake I dip you in flaming hot chocolate
@ Iamnoone I hit you with a vending machine
@Gzilla, Varmint, Grittle, Snake, Iamnoone, Benightz
I grab a pillow and use it to whack you guys. Eventually, I break your neck after to much hitting. :3
@LoN I kick you super hard that you needed to go to the hospital. They said they couldn't fix you so I offered to become a docter and I throw you in the ocean
@Gzilla I dip you into cooking sauce. You are all boney so I feed your bones to everybody.
@Grittle I trap you in a small room and I push the roof to you. Then you are squished.
@Varmint I shove you into a mini hole where only ants were able to fit. Then your squished in that hole and I throw you into space.
@Iamnoone
I tie your head on the ground and put your feet on a truck. Then I drive the truck super fast and your head is ripped with blood.
@Snake
I dump you into the jungle and a huge monkey beats you up
Btw LoN Varmint didn't announce the winner and I bet you didn't get your prize. So you don't win. HAW HAW. Unless Varmint says
I was going to post it but, had to go somewhere before I finished it. Its coming... well then.
@all reset cooldown for @all. Also M.O.A.B.
@Varmint
I drop you into a mysterious world and all of a sudden, wierd monsters kill and eat you
@LoN
I drop you off a 10000 story construction height and you land on the concreate. You then try to escape, but you were not able to move. So I convince everybody that I made you a statue, and even the little kids go on you. Then I make you wear a pink hat.
@Grittle
I trapped you in a virtual game called "Bloons tower defense 3", place you on the path and the bloons kill you and pass you. You lose 100 lives so you die.
@Gzilla
I put you in Starship driving School, and I am your instructor. I make you go to the black hole and get you lost in space. You then go in the black hole.
@Iamnoone
I put you in a crow's nest in Mount Everest. Then the crow comes and chokes you. You were not able to breathe and you popped. Then the crow throws you off the cliff and the spikey rocks go through your neck.
@ ben you play bloons too? I shoot you with a super monkey you have 3500+ darts in you now.
@ LON I stab you with Damastaa
@ Grittle I push you through into a danger room with nothing equiped.
@ Varmit I deep fry you. Deep fried Varmit YUM!
@ Iamnoone I troll you with anonymous.
@ Gzilla I troll you until you get so mad you jump off haven.
@Grittle
I make a fat lady sit on you and she squishes you to death.
@Benightz
I make a fat lady hand you with her bra. That bra is so big she can kill two people with it.
@LoN
You are the second person who dies in fat lady's bra.
@Varm
I make a fat lady feed you until you explode. At least you know her cooking was good.
@Gzilla
"You troll you with anonymous." I have a stalker? :)
I make a fat lady strangle you with her very large panties.
@snake
It's over. The fat lady sings but the song is so bad you die before she gets to the end of the song.
LoN: 28
Gzilla: 11
Benightz:11
Iamnoone: 6
@Gzilla
I grab a super monkey from "Bloons Tower Defense 3" and upgrade it to plasma balls. It was everywhere so you were hit by a plasma ball and you got a big hole. You lost every part of your body.
@Varmint
I challenged you to a boxing match. I then put 10 bricks in there and you say that my punching bag is big. So I punch you super hard and I blast you out of the stadium. You land on pieces of metal.
@Iamnoone
I scream at your face so loud that your ear breaks. You were not able to hear anything so I shoved you in the cement. Luckly you get in and move. Then when you became a statue, I pushed you in the water and you had nothing to do. A shark and whale breaks you and you couldn't breathe. The shark and whales eat you to death.
@LoN
I get a super sharp rock and told you that I wanted to play fencing. I use my sharp rock and stabbed you.
@Grittle
I bring you to the operation room in the hospital and get the surgeons to cut you. I then hide every part of your body and kick it to the sun.
@all
I grab a cacti and use it as a club. The needles stab your face while the fleshy part knocks it off. Heads roll.
@Grittle
I shot you with a bow and arrow. The tip of the arrow was dipped in poinsettia berries. You died a slow agonizing death from the poison.
@Benightz
I shot you in the head with a grenade luncher. The grenade took off your head and you died instantly.
@LoN
I shot you with a sling shot and a hive of killer bees. It was exciting to watch a swarm of angry killer bees sting you to death.
@Varm
I shot you with a blow dart gun loaded with tiny nails. The nails went in your brain by way of eyeballs. The death was almost instantaneous.
@Gzilla
I shot you with a water gun that was fill with butane. After you were completely soaked with the fluid I flicked lit matches at you until you erupted into flames. You burned and died after all you skin and fingers were gone.
@snake
I shot you with a bolt pistol. The bolt went throw your heart and you quickly bled to death.
I tie the biggest string in the universe. I tie it to all of your teeth and drive my car. Then 2 days later, all of your teeth's are out. You all cry to death because it hurts like hell. Then I use your teeth and make you all swallow it.
@all
I grab a Rocket Hammer and smsuh you guys to pulp.
@LoN
I grab a bigger Rocket hammer that is 2x larger than yours and I smash you super hard alot.
@Grittle
I shove you to my oven and I set it as hot as it can be. You then turn into a skinny chicken. I sell it and people ate you.
@Varmint
I convince the kids that your a toy, so all of the little kids beated you up litterally. Then I get torches and the kids use it on you. I get every single weapon and give them to the little kids. You die from everything the little kids did on you.
@Iamnoone
I take you to the Desert to explore. Then I faked that I was kidnapped. You walk in the desert without me. Then I popped up in front of you and fire cannon balls. I bury you in the sand and dump scorpions on you.
@Gzilla
I put you in a small pool and I was teaching you how to dive. Then I ran away and flooded the whole pool. Then you end up swimming around the pool. So I flood it so much, that you had to hold your breathe. You weren't able to hold it so you drowned and died.
LoN: 72
Gzilla: 11
Benightz:43
Iamnoone: 12
@benightz Well I have a Warmaster Rocket Hammer to hammer your stable Hammer out of play, you die by the hammer. (i smash you)
@Varmint
Well oh yeah? I grab 2 Warmaster Rocket Hammers and hammer you badly X_X
@LoN
I grab a big needle and poke it on you. It hurted so much that I couldn't get it out. So you suffered from the needle and your whole arm turned blue.
@Iamnoone
I get a machiene and dig a hole. I then aim at your spot and you fall down. I dumped in a bunch of desert scorpions, poison ivy, a grenade that is about to explode and I cover the hole with dirt. To ensure that you dont try to escape using the grenade, I trapped you in a round medal egg.
@Gzilla
I make you live with Spongebob under the sea. You then died for drowning, Spongebob annoys you and patrick used his mouth and sucked you in.
@Grittle
I grab varmint and swing him at you. You fall off to the train tracks and you got eletricuted. A train hits both of you and trains keep hitting you both.
@Gzilla, Varmint, Benightz, Iamnoone, Grittle
I grab a giant piece of paper and use it to give you all giant paper cuts. You all die from blood loss.
Beings as I'm too tired to be creative, I take a commercial sized chainsaw and cut all of your heads off with one swing. I look at the roly-poly heads on the ground and think my job is done here. I use LoN's head as a soccer ball kicking it and juggling it on my knees.
I bring you all to a circus where the clowns have guns. I let you guys in and I trap you. The clowns have a chainsaw, guns, and weapons. They use their weapons and kill you guys. Then I use your dead bodies and make LoN, Varmint and Grittle a soccer ball and Gzilla and Iamnoone a football. I kick you guys super hard, that you all blast away to mount everest. You all get lost so you fall down from the mountain and you all get injured
@ Iamnoone I throw my cereal at you. You die from poisoning.
@ Ben I throw a goal post at you.
@ Varmint I throw bad spelling at you.
@ LON I throw a swarm seed at you.
@ Grittle I throw a platypus at you.
@LoN
I kill you by dumping you in the Big Ben Clock. It became 12:00pm so your ears hurt to death. Your ear battieries come out and you couldn't hear anything. So I release you from the clock and land on the road.
@Gzilla
I poke a needle at your eye. Your eyes start bleeding and popped out.
@Grittle
I throw a bunch of soccer balls at your head.
@Iamnoone
I stab your nose hardly and you get a bloody nose. You die from losing all of your blood.
@Varmint
I trap you in a empty room. Then a few days later you were starving to death and had nothing. You were dead from being stuck in a room. Oh and you weren't able to breathe at all.
@Grittle
I tie you to the train tracks and a train runs you over. SQUISH!
@Benightz
I tie you to a submarine and you drown. BLUB! BLUB!
@LoN
I tie you to a target at the police's firearms training facility. BANG!
@Varm
I tie you the front of a car in a lab loaded with test crash dummies. CRASH!
@Gzilla
I tie you to an experimental missile in a secret US Naval base. BOOM!
@Iamnoone
I get a giant TV and I smash it at your face. The owner was mad so I told him that you did it. He punched you super hard.
@Varmint
I push you off the higest bridge in the world. You fall in the water and your stomach hurted. The water smacked your stomach so therefore, you died from getting smacked in the tummy.
@LoN
I grab a large paper that is 10x larger than yours and I moved the paper super fast on you. You got more pain than me. :-D
@Gzilla
While you were sleeping, I brought you to a desert and claimed the king of the desert that you were running away as a slave. So then he whipped you and you were guarded so you were not able to escape. The king keeps whipping you for trying to escape. You then die from being whipped
@Grittle
I drop a big truck on you. I blasted it from space to you. You die from being squished badly
@ Ben I banhammer you
@ LoN I throw flaming pandas at you
@ Grittle I flatten you with a steamroller
@ Varmit I throw an intercontinental ballistics penguin at you. You now have a penguin in your spleen.
@ Iamnoone I throw you a surprise party! Your present is PAIN! You then die of shock.
@all
I strangle you all to death using a rubber ruler.
@all
I dump you all in the wasteland and I trapped you guys in a big dome. You were not able to breathe so you all puked to death. Therefore, you all suffered from being in the wasteland. It smelled bad.
@Gzilla, Benightz, Grittle, Iamnoone, Varmint
I grab my newly crafted Master Blast Bomb and shove it down you all together, with the bomb inbetween all of you. BOOm.
@LoN @Gzilla @Iamnoone @Varmint @Grittle
I shove you guys in a very creepy forest and you all get lost. It scares you all to death so you make a base. The base gets destroyed by monsters and they chase you all. So there were monsters everywhere and I dropped a missle at you guys. You all explode
@Gzilla, Benightz, Grittle, Iamnoone, Varmint
I grab a balloon and stick you guys inside. Then I fill it with helium and it floats up into the air. At several thousand feet in the air, the balloon pops from the pressure, and you all fall and land on a very pointy rock and die.
@Gzilla @LoN @Iamnoone @Varmint @Grittle
You guys find a very secret box where it contained all of the weapons. You all grab them and try to kill them. But your weapons don't work so I come out and kill you all. LoN tries to use his gun but it didn't work so I stabbed you all. Those weapons were fake so you all died from me stabbing you
Sorry for double post but can you please tell us our kill count so far?
I wonder if anyone else is as puzzled by this as I am
Kill Count
LoN: 109
Gzilla: 21
Benightz:102
Iamnoone: 39
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@ ALL
I drop this on you all: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
@ Det-The-Epicventur it's a kill party. We kill the others in the thread. Varm counts our kills and gives CE to the one with the most kills/thread's most frequent spammer. There are some stupid rules that are confusing and occasionally change. I just ignore them and kill.
Throws a chinese star at Det-The-Epicventur when he sticks his head in the thread. It goes into his brain sending him into convulsions and killing him from brain damage after he writhes on the floor for a few hours.
@Grittle
I cook you dinner. It is chicken that has been sitting out on the counter for 10 days.
@Benightz
I throw you a party and bake a cake that is laced with explosives. It blows you up when you blow the candles out.
@LoN
I invite you to a beach party/clam bake. The clams came off of a truck and were slimy and smelled bad before I cooked them. Your stomach was pumped out. I paid the doctor to pump out your intestines, heart and liver too.
@Varm
I sent you a gift box of fresh sushi. It was made from the clams pumped from LoN's stomach. You died quickly after eating them.
@Gzilla
I send you chocolates I made with cyanide and placed in a Hersheys box then sealed with shrink wrap. You ate them never knowing that I was the one who actually made them.
@Iamnoone
I throw acid directly at your eyes. You burn and die.
@Gzilla
I torcher you by watching Care Bear. It was so babish that you screamed to death. You then died from a baby show. :/
@LoN
I make you wear some glasses where it looked like you were in Heaven. You loved it so much that you founded a girl. You ran to her. Then you took off your glasses and ran off the cliff
@Varmint
I make you drive a motorcycle and you drive perfectly. I then gain access to it and make you crash into a building. When the motor cycle stopped directly, you jumped out to the building. The building was on fire so you went on fire too.
@Grittle
I open your eyes super tight and I make you face the sun. The sun hurts your eyes so much, they burn and pop out. I make you face it for the whole day and you died.
@all
I grab a stick and stab it through your heads.
@Grittle and @Benightz
I glue your lips together so neither of you can eat. You both starve to death.
@LoN
I glue your hole on the other end closed. Your intestines explode and it kills you.
@Varm
I glue your hands to the tail end bumper of a car. You are drug to death and die with road rash.
@Gzilla
I glue your eyes closed and walk you out into the middle of a busy intersection. A car hits you and launches you in the air. You fall but before you hit the ground a bus hits you sending you back the other way. You're still alive but in an awful amount of pain until the drug dealers on the corner shoot you in the head to put you out of your misery.
@ Grittle I shoot you with a flamethrower filled with corrosive acid
@ Iamnoone I make you eat glue, you choke
@ Varm I stir and mix you, then feed you to LoN he dies of poisoning
@ LoN refere to above.
@ Gzilla I punch you.
@Gzilla, Benightz, Grittle, Iamnoone, Varmint
I throw you all into a pit of vipers. they kill you.
@LoN I stab you using the Bow and Arrows. You died from me shooting you with the bow and arrow
@Iamnoone I give you a bottle that looks like water and you drink it. I tricked you into drinking poisoned acid.
@Varmint I make you go in the Opera and trap you in. The lady sings so loud that you couldn't take it. You died
@Gzilla I make you sleep outside and it was raining with Thunder. The thunder strikes you 100 times and you die from being shocked of rain, cold and thunder.
@Grittle I make you go to prison and I made you a rock. People hammered you hard so you were squished
@LoN I cover you with vaseline and set you on fire. You burn to death.
@ Ben thunder doesn't hit anything it's lightning speaking of which it strikes you over 9000 times,
@ LoN I shove school supplies up your nose
@ Iamnoone I eat your cookie you go insane and cram yourself down my throat uck you taste like gremlin.
@ Grittle I stab you with paper
@Varmit I hit you with roadkill
@Iamnoone @Varmint @LoN @Grittle @Gzilla
I tie your hands on the oven and set it to 400 degrees. Your hands are burnt to death and you guys died :p
Ben wins this round.....
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