Spiral Knights - FRAG-FEST.... It is finished......

FRAG-FEST.... It is finished......

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Thu, 07/26/2012 - 14:52

#451

Varminttwotwothree

and everyone else. (bombs triggered)

The winner is LoN.

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Thu, 07/26/2012 - 16:11

#452

Skyguarder

@grittle @LoN @VarmintI go

@grittle @LoN @Varmint

I go behind you guys, put on sleeping gas in you and then I drop you all to Hell where Demons with AK-47's will shoot you! Then you guys have holes everywhere and drop into lava, making you guys skeletons

Thu, 07/26/2012 - 20:17

#453

Iamnoone

Thanks for the bombs Benightz. :D

I use those two bombs Benightz put in the box in the give the surprise game and blow Benightz's *ss up with them.

Thu, 07/26/2012 - 21:05

#454

Grittle

@all i give uptake bombs for

@all
i give uptake bombs for all

Fri, 07/27/2012 - 09:00

#455

Skyguarder

@all

I use 2 big TNT explosives and place it inside Earth. KABOOM!!!! You all blow up!

Fri, 07/27/2012 - 12:37

#456

Nechrome

@all I grab my bunny

@all

I grab my bunny tank.

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DEATH BY BUNNY!

Fri, 07/27/2012 - 13:05

#457

Skyguarder

KABOOM

@LoN Then I quickly turn invisible, plan a TNT on each wheel of tha bunny tank. KABOOM! It explodes. Now I quickly stick it on you and you explode AGAIN.

Fri, 07/27/2012 - 13:27

#458

Nechrome

@Benightz, Grittle, Varmint,

@Benightz, Grittle, Varmint, Iamnoone

I use you guys as surfboards on gravel roads. The gravel peels you guys' skin off. You die of shock, blood loss, and pain.

Fri, 07/27/2012 - 15:26

#459

Grittle

@all i kick you into the

@all

i kick you into the artic ocean

Fri, 07/27/2012 - 15:30

#460

Skyguarder

KABOOM

@LoN

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I ride on the troll head and I make it squish you. Then I get a chain saw and I cut you in 1 billion pieces. The troll head sits on you and farts

Fri, 07/27/2012 - 19:04

#461

Iamnoone

Drives in in a super large

Drives in in a super large tank. Te front door opens and a small tank comes out. That tanks door opens and an even smaller tank comes out. From there a tiny tank comes out. It moves forward until it is right in between LoN's legs. The shaft of the main gun raises high and aims. LoN is emasculated, dying a slow painful death for using us as surfboards.

Fri, 07/27/2012 - 20:05

#462

Skyguarder

KABOOM

I get a massive tank (Bigger than Iamnoone's) and make it shoot smaller tanks. The tank ends as a micro tank and it ends at LoN's and Iamnoone's head. I make all tanks go to LoN and Iamnoone's heads and make them all explode. KABOOM!!!!

@Grittle I push you off a arctic mountain and make you bang on ice. As you start bleeding, I use a giant iceberg as my snowboard and I make you go in the ice. Theres a big hole in the ice so I cover it with more ice. Now your frozen to death!!!!

Fri, 07/27/2012 - 20:05

#463

Iamnoone

Gets a super big tank and

Gets a super big tank and runs over Benightz. SQUISH!!!

Hey look, a Benightz pancake. :)

Fri, 07/27/2012 - 20:55

#464

Nechrome

@Grittle, Iamnoone, Benightz,

@Grittle, Iamnoone, Benightz, Varmint

I grab a flying pig and use it to fly. :3 Then from above I drop impact gernades on your guys' heads.

Sat, 07/28/2012 - 00:21

#465

Grittle

@all i crush you all with ..

@all

i crush you all with
.. SCIENCE

Sat, 07/28/2012 - 06:10

#466

Iamnoone

@all I hire a catholic high

@all

I hire a catholic high school girl's field hockey team to beat you to death with their wooden field hockey sticks.

Sat, 07/28/2012 - 06:48

#467

Skyguarder

KABOOM

@Iamnoone @Grittle @LoN @Varmint

I eat over 9000 huge mushrooms and I become a giant. I find you guys and I squish you guys. Then I dig a hole to Hell, and drop you guys in hell. Then I use a big and huge gun that will kill everybody in hell and you can't escape. *Shoots* KABOOM!

Sat, 07/28/2012 - 17:56

#468

Grittle

@all I blast you with my pew

@all

I blast you with my pew pew blaster

Sat, 07/28/2012 - 19:33

#469

Nechrome

@All I grab a TV and make you

@All

I grab a TV and make you all watch Barney. ._. You guys' eyes bleed and explode and you die from shock.

Sun, 07/29/2012 - 07:11

#470

Iamnoone

@all I convince you that I

@all

I convince you that I will teach you how to swim. Once you are in the pool I through a live wire in and electrocute everyone ay once.
/watches the eyeballs pop and steam rise from the water

Sun, 07/29/2012 - 07:26

#471

Grittle

@all i kill you all by giving

@all

i kill you all by giving you splinters

Sun, 07/29/2012 - 08:27

#472

Skyguarder

KABOOM

@all

I trick you all and said "Ok, Ill teach you guys how to fight. I promise that Im not fighting". So instead of the dojo, I drop you all off a snow storm in the Unknown arctic. You guys get lost so you all starve and freeze to death. Then I track you guys again and drop a 9000 inch missle. It explodes at your area and you all break into pieces

Sun, 07/29/2012 - 09:54

#473

Grittle

@benightz LoN Lamoone,

@benightz LoN Lamoone, varmint, snake

I Make You jump into a volcano

Sun, 07/29/2012 - 10:00

#474

Skyguarder

KABOOM

@Grittle I make you go to Hell.

Sun, 07/29/2012 - 10:58

#475

Nechrome

@all I grab a stick and poke

@all

I grab a stick and poke you all to death.

Sun, 07/29/2012 - 13:25

#476

Skyguarder

KABOOM

@LoN @Varmint @Grittle @Iamnoone

I steal all of the giant mushrooms in Mushroom kingdom (Mario) and I eat them all. Then I find you guys, pick you all up and throw you all out to space. You all have no gravity so your all torched to death with no gravity!!!

Sun, 07/29/2012 - 20:07

#477

Grittle

@all i kick your nose into

@all

i kick your nose into your brain

Sun, 07/29/2012 - 23:30

#478

Iamnoone

@Grittle I chop you into

@Grittle
I chop you into little pieces and cook you into a fine stew and feed you to my dog.

@Benightz
I take you on a skydiving trip and push you out the door of the plane without your parachute pack. You fall to the ground and become a pancake.

@LoN
I knock you unconscious, put you in a horse costume and send you to the slaughter house that supplies schools with hamburgers.

@Varm
I shove you in a commercial mixer with flour, water and yeast. Then bake you into varmbread with I feed to starving children in the 3rd world.

Mon, 07/30/2012 - 08:09

#479

Skyguarder

KABOOM

@Grittle
I kick your whole body into your heart

@Iamnoone
I tie you up in a rope and make you watch Dora. She comes out of the TV and shocks you

@Varmint
I push you off from Mount Everest and you go to a deep part of the ocean. You drown and you become dead.

@LoN
I bring you to the hospital and lie to the docter saying "LoN would like to donate his organ". So the docters cut you ALIVE and then I bury you in the graveyard.

Mon, 07/30/2012 - 11:06

#480

Grittle

@all i Squeeze the life out

@all

i Squeeze the life out of you, litteraly

Mon, 07/30/2012 - 11:10

#481

Iamnoone

@Grittle I expose you to the

@Grittle
I expose you to the flesh eating bacteria and your entire body gets eaten away. The antibiotics the doctors gave you didn't work. You died.

@Benightz
I tie you to a dentists chair and give you xray after xray until you die from radiation poisoning.

@LoN
I asked the doctors, that Benightz took you to, to give me your brain so I could step on it and squish it. You died again when your brain stopped functioning.

@Varm
I paid a prostitute to pee on you. She had hepatitis and you died from liver failure.

Mon, 07/30/2012 - 12:14

#482

Nechrome

@all I grab my yoyo and

@all

I grab my yoyo and strangle you all with the string, and break all the bones in your body by using it as a flail.

Mon, 07/30/2012 - 12:25

#483

Skyguarder

KABOOM

@LoN
I tie you up on a train track and I drive the train. Then I squish you, and I find a LoN Pancake. So I eat it and said "Mmm tasty"

@Iamnoone
When you drank a can of pepsi, I put some poison gas right before you drank it. You died from being poisoned and I put you in a toilet.

@Grittle
I take you to a unknown island and I sink the whole island. You drowned...again.

@Varmint *Hides behind your back and shoots you*. I drive a AC130 and KABOOM!!! You explode and die from explosion

Mon, 07/30/2012 - 17:01

#484

Iamnoone

@Grittle I throw knives into

@Grittle
I throw knives into you turning you into swiss cheese. You die from blood loss.

@Benightz
I run you over with a cement truck and dump the load of cement on you. You become a statue of a broken man and slowly die from suffocation inside your cement constraints.

@LoN
I run you over with a zamboni. You become one with the ice and freeze to death forever looking up at the children who skate on your face.

@Varm
I run you over with a spaceship then beam you aboard and allow the aliens that are on board with me to anal probe you for days. When they are done using you I throw you out into space with a probe still inserted in you. You die and your body floats around space forever. With no oxygen to allow for body decay, All the other aliens and Earth's space explores who fly past your body, point and laugh at you. You have died but you will never be forgotten.

Mon, 07/30/2012 - 18:05

#485

Skyguarder

KABOOM

@Grittle @LoN @Iamnoone @Varmint

I get a big bull-dozer that is half the size of earth. I run over you guys and I make pancakes out of you. Then I put some of your bloods and I taste it. Ewww, they all taste bad. So I make you all into frisbees and throws you to space. You end up crashing at the sun and you all burn to DEATH!!!

Mon, 07/30/2012 - 20:04

#486

Gzilla

HI!

@benightz
I rigged your giant bull-dozer to explode you get hurled into the sun because of the explosion. I then set up a base on mars.

Mon, 07/30/2012 - 22:14

#487

Nechrome

@Benightz, Gzilla, Varmint,

@Benightz, Gzilla, Varmint, Iamnoone, Grittle

I leave you all in Gzilla's base on Mars, and blow it up with a bomb. :3

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 06:17

#488

Iamnoone

@Grittle I tie you to a fence

@Grittle
I tie you to a fence and set you on fire. You burn to death.

@Benightz
I tie you to the front of a car and run into a wall. Splat!

@LoN
I tie you to Snarbolax's leg. You die when he dies.

@Varm
I tie you up with your thread and you die with the next nuke that gets launched in here.

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 06:17

#489

Skyguarder

KABOOM

@LoN @Iamnoone @Grittle @Varmint @Gzilla

I reward you all a purse for making me explode in Gzilla's base. You all take the purse. Then a lion finds out that you all have the lion's purse, so the lion kills you to death and eats you guys. Then I put a TNT in the lion and you all explode in the lion's body. Now you are all pieces of sushi and I throw you guys into the sun.

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 07:04

#490

Varminttwotwothree

Kill Count

Benightz: 78

Iamnoone: 63

LoN: 101

Grittle: 126

Gzilla: 1

10 posts until a smart bomb can be used (post 500)

@Iamnoone and everyone else :3

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 08:32

#491

Grittle

@all I sweep you all down a

@all

I sweep you all down a gutter

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 09:37

#492

Skyguarder

@grittle I torched you by

@grittle
I torched you by putting you in a room of worms. You then suffer from worms going in to your body and the worms are poisoned. So therefore, you died from poison worms.

@LoN
I make a big virtual TV machiene that will transport you to Dora. So I transport you to Dora and Barney. They kiss you and you suffer from being with Dora and Barney.

@Gzilla
I make my self giant and I push you to a iron wall. Then I grab your neck and squeeze it to the wall. Your eyeballs and throat come out and you become dead.

@Varmint
I go to my space base and I drive my space bull dozer. Then I crash it to earth and you jump up and down. Then I squish you with my giant bulldozer. You become a Jumpy thing and I give it to the kids. They jump on you.

@Iamnoone
I convince the babies that you are a sucker thing. They use you and they lick you and put their mouth on you. You become a mouth sucker thing and you get red eyes. You got torched

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 13:01

#493

Nechrome

@all I grab a hunting rifle

@all

I grab a hunting rifle and declare open seaon on you all. Bang bang bang.

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 13:06

#494

Grittle

[double post]

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 13:06

#495

Grittle

@Benightz, Gzilla, Varmint,

@Benightz, Gzilla, Varmint, Iamnoone, varmintt, snake/ LoN

I summon a bunch of cuddly viralisks to kiss you, you die of poisoning.

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 13:17

#496

Nechrome

Grittle, your post has you killing Varmint twice. :P

@Benightz, Grittle, Varmint, Iamnoone, Snake, Gzilla

I stab you. With a spoon.

Then I gut you. With a fork.

Then I kill you. With air.

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 16:05

#497

Gzilla

NO FRIENDSHIP FOR YOU!

@ ALL

I make you guys watch MLP for 50 hours straight you all go insane and start babbling about friendship. I then say I am not any of your friends, you guys get so depressed you all jump off cliffs. Do I get extra points for the fact that I made them all kill each other off?

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 16:28

#498

Skyguarder

KABOOM

@LoN, Grittle, Iamnoone, Varmint, Gzilla

I put you guys in a rabbit hole where bunnies live. You guys pet them. Then the huge mama bunny comes. They find you touching her bunnies so the huge mama bunny steps on you and cooks you all into. You all being little pieces of food and all the bunnies spit you guys out. Then the pieces of you guys were threw in the ocean

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 16:29

#499

Skyguarder

Double post

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 16:29

#500

Grittle

500th post!

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