Spiral Knights - FRAG-FEST.... It is finished......

FRAG-FEST.... It is finished......

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Tue, 07/31/2012 - 18:17

#501

Skyguarder

Grittle wins :(

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 19:00

#502

Varminttwotwothree

I believe so...

Well a new page has started: (11).

@all im bored so, I sent everyone to a test area, all but LoN failed to build a house in time. A nuke was rigged to a timer. (You know what happened next when time was up)

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 20:37

#503

Skyguarder

@Varmint I steal a robot. And

@Varmint
I steal a robot. And I remake it. So I tied you up and made you set the robot into number 5. That mode had a chainsaw so you get chopped from a chainsaw

@Grittle
I make you slaved and build my new limo. You make it crappy so the TNT bomb I planted on you explodes.

@LoN
I make you go on a super high coaster and I dont put anything in the coaster. It is super high that it goes 1000 mph and it went to space. You then had a heart attack and you just killed yourself with a knife. You suicided yourself

@Iamnoone
I tie you on the ground. I then get the military bombs and I drop them all on you. You die from drops of bombs.

@Gzilla
I fall off from a plane and I stab your head and back.

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 21:06

#504

Nechrome

@Benightz, Grittle, Iamnoone,

@Benightz, Grittle, Iamnoone, Gzilla, Varmint

I grab a thorn from Grittle's polyp avatar and stab you guys' guts out.

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 22:32

#505

Iamnoone

A day at the amusement park.

@Grittle
I take you on a roller coaster and push you out when we are at the top of the highest hill. SPLAT!

@Benightz
I take you on a ferris wheel and push you out from the top. SPLAT!

@LoN
I take you on the train ride and throw you out in front of the train. SPLAT!

@Varm
I take you on a log flume ride and push you from the top of the highest hill. SPLAT! Gurgle! Sinks.

@Gzilla
I take you on the merry-go-round and tie you to a horse. I tell all the little kids you are the bad man their mommy warned them about. They beat you to death with all their stuffed animals they won as prizes from the games.

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 23:59

#506

Nechrome

@Benightz, Grittle, Iamnoone,

@Benightz

I grab a water gun and shoot you in the face with it. It shoots sulfaric acid. You die.

@Grittle

I push you into a pool. Filled with sulfaric acid. You drown. You die.

@Iamnoone

I force-feed you a drink. Of sulfaric acid. It deolvers your throat and you die.

@Gzilla

I make it rain. Rain sulfaric acid. You die.

@Varmint

I grab a bucket of sulfaric acid and dunk your head in it. You die.

@Snake

I grab a knife and shoot you. Then I grab a gun and stab you.

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 23:20

#507

Gzilla

Hi!

@LON I stab you with a wild hunting blade :3

@ Varmint I make you relive every time you've died during the frag-fest you jump off a cliff.

@ Snake I shove you in an anaconda.

@ Grittle I shoot you with an antigua.

@ iamnoone I shoot you up into space on a satellite

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 23:25

#508

Nechrome

@Gzilla I shoot you with a

@Gzilla

I shoot you with a Biohazard. The poisonous poison kills you. :3

@Iamnoone

I push you into a pool and toss a Voltaic Tempest in. Flash Friend Gremlin, anyone?

@Grittle

I grab a Blitz Needle and pump you full of crystals.

@Varmint

I toss you to the sharks on Discovery Channel's Shark Week.

@Snake

I unleash a mongoose that eats you.

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 23:31

#509

Gzilla

@ LON I sick a baby snarby on

@ LON I sick a baby snarby on you :3

@ Snake I shove you down a python

@ Varmit I drown you in a kiddy pool.

@ iamnoone I make you into nothingness

@ grittle I sick a vog cub on you.

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 23:34

#510

Nechrome

I'm pretty sure that kind of 'sick' is spelled 'sic.' :P Maybe

@Gzilla

I grab a bramble from the Wildwoods and shove it down your throat. It rips it apart.

@Grittle

I toss you into a blazing furnace

@Iamnoone

I toss you into a spike trap that impales you.

@Varmint

I toss you off a cliff you die of sheer fright even though the cliff is only 2 feet tall.

@Snake

I toss you into a pit of snakes that kill you.

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 23:37

#511

Gzilla

DON'T CORRECT MY SPEELING!

@ LON I shove the alphabet down your throat with an arcane salamander :3

@ Everybody else I can't be more creative so I drop you into a pit of cheese you all have allergic reactions.

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 23:41

#512

Nechrome

BLAHAHAHAHAAH

NU. You can't do @everybody/all yet. :3 need to wait 12 hours after last post.

@Gzilla

The Alpha Voltail that I think used to be your avatar up until several minutes ago befriends me. I tell him you abandoned him and he sics you. :3

@Grittle

I throw your head into a lions mouth. Om nom nom.

@Iamnoone

I grab my printer and make you drink the ink. You die from poisoning.

@Varmint

I grab a sofa and drop it on you

@Snake

I clone you and tell your clone that you're his evil twina dn that he must kill you to save the world. He kills you. :3

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 23:43

#513

Nechrome

You also spelled 'Speeling'

You also spelled 'Speeling' wrong. XD :3

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 23:47

#514

Gzilla

@ LON I misspelled that on

@ LON I misspelled that on purpose! also watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0 you die of pure fright

@ Snake my creeper blows you up

@ Grittle I throw you off a ridge

@ varmit I make you lose the game you jump off a bridge

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 23:50

#515

Nechrome

@Gzilla I use bad spelling

@Gzilla

I use bad spelling and keel u wiht mai awsome pore gramer skilz.

@Grittle

I grab a bow and arrow and shoot you. ._. You die cause you run to avoid the arrows and accidentally fall off a cliff with razor sharp rocks at the bottom of a 29347193857109571-foot drop.

@Iamnoone

I grab a bazooka and shoot you.

@Varmint

I grab a chicken and pelt you with its eggs. You die from salmonella

@Snake

I eat you.

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 23:54

#516

Gzilla

@ LON DON'Y MAKE FUN OF

@ LON DON'Y MAKE FUN OF ME!!!!!!!! I then go noob on you and ask stupid questions you jump off an elevator and go splat on the core

@ snake I throw fallconn at you, you get trolled HARD.

@ Iamnoone I kick you onto a glacier that gets rammed by the titanic

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 23:57

#517

Nechrome

OW. Me no like go splatz. :P

@Gzilla

I summon your Alpha Ash Tail that was your previous avatar until a few minutes ago and tell it you abandoned him. He mauls you to death.

@Grittle

I sue you because you don't have a character in The Core Wars. Then i kill you with a spoon.

@Iamnoone

I stab you with my Khorovod.

@Varmint

I stab you with my Jalovec.

@Snake

I step on you and squish you.

And NAOW I have to go the sleep. D: NU Then Gzilla will keel me and I won't be able to keel back.

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 23:59

#518

Gzilla

@ LON I tell you to write

@ LON I tell you to write more of your story after you're done I insult it rip it up and throw you off a cliff

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 00:01

#519

Nechrome

@Gzilla I tell your Frozen

@Gzilla

I tell your Frozen Shambler, which was your avatar up until a few minutes ago, that you abandoned it. He rips you apart.

@Benightz

I grab a Gzilla's snarby thing avatar and bash you with it. You die.

@Grittle

I rip your head off with 2 forks.

@Iamnoone

I stick a stick of dynamite down your throat. Kaboomy

@Varmint

I drown you in money.

@Snake

I run out of ideas of how to kill you so I kill you without giving away how.

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 10:40

#520

Skyguarder

KABOOM

@LoN
I push you in a super cool room and its -5345 Farenhait. I make you stay there for 1 day. A few days later, you freeze to death and then make the whole room explode. You explode from freezing to death.

@Grittle
I take all the spikes from your avatar and I replace it with bombs. You wear bombs and explode. Now your all full of liquid.

@Iamnoone
I push you in a ultra hot room and it is 9234 Farenhait. You then burn to death and you turn into smoke. Then I threw in missles and it blew up from heat.

@Gzilla
I make you jump into a volcano and it brings you to hell. I then drop poisoned worms in there and the whole volcano is filled with poison worms.

@Varmint
I kick you super hard from the moon and you fall into Earth. You become a pancake and it was the most painful thing anybody would of had.

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 13:12

#521

Nechrome

@ALL I create a new kind of

@ALL

I create a new kind of virus in my secret lab and I unleash it on you all. You guys slowly die a slow and very painful death, your cells exploding one by one.

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 13:33

#522

Skyguarder

KABOOM

@LoN I give you some cherry juice while it was time to take a break. Then I tricked you and it was actually blood and lava. The blood was so poisoned, that you died in 1 sip.

@Grittle I create some formula and you drank it. I tricked you into drinking spit. You die from drinking spit.

@Varmint I dig a big hole to the core of the earth. It was super bright so I push you there. You then suffer from the light and I threw lots of missles with fire. The core explodes and you die!!

@Iamnoone I bring you to a rollar coaster where deaths happen. I put you on it and you ride it. I then take out bolts on the rollar coaster and you fall off the track. I make you land in the middle of bombs that are about to explode. When you landed, 1/4 of the planet exploded.

@Gzilla I throw you in a zoo exibit and all the animals find you. So they bite you to death and lots of blood came out. Then the police came and sent you to jail for tresspassing. Then the big bullies there beat you up... litterally

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 14:35

#523

Nechrome

@Gzilla, Iaamnoone, Girttle,

@Gzilla, Iaamnoone, Girttle, Varmint, Benightz, Snake

I grab a mace and smash your skulls.

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 14:44

#524

Skyguarder

KABOOM

@Gzilla Iamnoone Grittle Varmint LoN

I lie to the docters that you would like to become murderers. So they send you to jail and decided to kill you guys. Gzilla got shocked, Iamnoone was cut alive, Grittle melt from heat suffer, varmint was poisoned and LoN got sleep gas. You all die.

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 16:16

#525

Gzilla

I jump in and show you a

I jump in and show you a giant flashing neon sign. You all die from epileptic shock.

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 16:52

#526

Skyguarder

KABOOM

@Gzilla @LoN @Varmint @Iamnoone @Grittle

I put on 5 fake money on the ground and you guys see it. You guys then kill each other and runs for the money. I quickly use my fishing rod to pull it in. Then as you guys become so greedy, I make you guys drop in the volcano

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 18:50

#527

Gzilla

@all I throw you guys a nyan

@all

I throw you guys a nyan cat. You all eat him and die because you guys are allergic to rainbows.

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 20:09

#528

Skyguarder

@all I throw you all in a big

@all

I throw you all in a big test room. I do big and painful experiments. I punch LoN with a big handglove, squeeze Grittle to death, make Gzilla into a weak gorilla, turn Varmint into mint and make Iamnoone into a baby. I then drop you all into a dungeon and skeletons bite you all. You all die from experiments, bad landing and eaten by skeletons.

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 20:12

#529

Nechrome

12 hours guys until you can

12 hours guys until you can do an @all. Not 4. ._.

@Benightz, Grittle, Varmint, Iamnoone, Snake

I grab a semi-automatic fish-slapper and use it to slap you all. While yo're being slapped, I sneak around you guys and stab you in the back. With a pizza.

@Gzilla

I summon your old Sir Snarby thing avatar you had until a few hours ago, and tell him you abandoned it. he eats you.

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 20:29

#530

Gzilla

OH NO YOU DON'T!

@ LON I ask why grittle isn't in the story you go insane and stalk him for hours he finds you stalking him and you both kill each other.

@ Ben I subject you to KH you die of pure pain suffering and too much time being exposed to crying emo's.

@ Iamnoone I kick you of a tree you sink in quicksand

@ Grittle you got killed by LON

@snake I throw you in a sarcophagus you suffocate.

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 20:35

#531

Nechrome

@Gzilla I tell your skolver

@Gzilla

I tell your skolver avatar to eat you. it does.

@Benightz, Iamnoone, Grittle, Snake, Varmint

I tar and feather you guys. you all die of embarresment.

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 20:40

#532

Gzilla

@ LON I punch you with a

@ LON I punch you with a book. Also shouldn't you be writing?

@ everybody else I throw you in lava

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 20:44

#533

Nechrome

U CAN"T DO THAT YET. 12 HOURS

@Gzilla

I shoopdawhoop you. Zap.

@Grittle, Benightz, Iamnoone, Varmint, Snake

I use my zombie avatar and tell it to eat your brains. Om nom nom.

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 20:48

#534

Gzilla

@ LON I get random guild to

@ LON I get random guild to mob you

@ Grittle I mob you with jellies

@ ben i mob you with a bunch of noobs

@ snake i mob you with cottonmouths

@ iamnoone i mob you with nothing then i punch you

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 20:50

#535

Nechrome

@Grittle, Benightz, Gzilla,

@Grittle, Benightz, Gzilla, Iamnoone, Varmint, Snake

I forcefeed you all a vial of cyanide. You all die.

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 20:54

#536

Gzilla

@ LON WRITE SOMETHING @ BEN I

@ LON WRITE SOMETHING

@ BEN I toss you off a cliff

@ grittle I stab you with a polaris

@ varmit I make rats eat you

@ snake I shove into a sack and throw it into a river

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 20:55

#537

Nechrome

@Gzilla I"M WRITING THIS!!! I

@Gzilla

I"M WRITING THIS!!!

I summon a Greaver and make it kill you.

@Benightz, Grittle, Varmint, Snake, Iamnoone

I grab my Super Blast bomb and shove it in your mouth. BOOM.

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 20:59

#538

Gzilla

@ LON I kill a baby snarby

@ LON I kill a baby snarby and shove it up your mouth you die

@ Grittle I throw you off a cliff

@ snake I shoot you with a handgun

@ ben I falcon punch you

@ varmit I shove you into this thread then delete it.

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 21:05

#539

Nechrome

@Gzilla I put you in an atom

@Gzilla

I put you in an atom smasher. the speeding atoms smash into you and you ae slowly obliterated.

@Grittle

I show Biscotti you, and she kills you in order to use you to make food. Cause you're a polyp.

@Varmint

I kill you with peanut butter because you haven't updated the score post.

@Iamnoone

I tell King Tinkinzar you're a traitor to the gremlins and he kills you. Cause you're a Gremlin.

@Snake

I cut you up with a plastic knife.

@Benightz

I annoy you until your head explodes.

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 21:14

#540

Gzilla

@ LON I throw a master ball

@ LON I throw a master ball at you, you get crushed in it

@ Snake I throw you in fire

@ iamnoone I shove a magikarp up your nose

@ varmit I throw you in acid

@ ben I freeze you solid

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 21:18

#541

Nechrome

@Gzilla, Benightz, Varmint,

@Gzilla, Benightz, Varmint, Grittle, Iamnoone, Snake

I grab a long needle and stick it up your noses. Stab stab stab. You die from brain damage.

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 21:21

#542

Gzilla

@ LON WHUY U NO rite CORE

@ LON WHUY U NO rite CORE WARS

@ everybody else I kick you into the core you all burn

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 21:30

#543

Nechrome

12 hours. ._. @Gzilla,

12 hours. ._.

@Gzilla, Benightz,Grittle, Iamnoone, Varmint, Snake

I use an RSS and shove it down your throats. Your neck explodes,.

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 22:09

#544

Gzilla

@ LON hit you with the core

@ LON hit you with the core wars

@ snake I freeze you

@ Varmit I incinerate you

@ ben I bury you

@ Iamnoone I drown you

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 22:41

#545

Iamnoone

@Grittle I feed you to a

@Grittle
I feed you to a snake.

@Benightz
I feed you to a snake.

@LoN
I feed you to a snake.

@Varm
I feed you to a snake.

@Gzilla
I feed you to a snake.

@snake
I feed you to a mongoose.

You're all dead and nothing but a pile of mongoose poo.

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 23:39

#546

Nechrome

@Iamnoone, Gzilla, Varmint,

@Iamnoone, Gzilla, Varmint, Grittle, Snake, Benightz

I grab an iron pipe and use it as a batting bat, with you guys' heads at the ball. I know your heads off your shoulders and you die. :3

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 07:01

#547

Varminttwotwothree

Kill Count

LoN: 122

Gzilla: 112

Benightz: 47

Iamnoone: 43 (10 normal + 33 bonus)

@all Nuke

3 posts to da smart bomb.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 08:11

#548

Skyguarder

Yawn I just woke up and saw a

Yawn I just woke up and saw a fight 2 hours straight in midnight :O

@LoN
I stole a sword from The Legend of Zelda. Then I swing it randomly and I cut you into pieces.

@Iamnoone
I use a missle that is about to explode and I shoved it in your mouth.

@Varmint I decleared that it was kill a rabbit season. So I put you in a rabbit costume and people find you. People chase you and then they shot you. You lose all of your blood.

@Gzilla
I fly up to the sky and control a thunder storm. Then I make it zap you. ZAP!!!

@Grittle
I get your avatar and eat all of the jelly. I eat you and you taste good. :p

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:54

#549

Gzilla

@ LON I stab you with a

@ LON I stab you with a severed frozen shambler arm

@ Iamnoone we forget about you and you go insane and jump off a plane.

@ varmit I throw you in to FSC in proto gear have fun

@ snake I kick you int lava

@ ben i freeze you up to your waist i the burn the other half.

Also who was fighting at midnight?

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 10:27

#550

Skyguarder

550th post!

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