I ran to a base and tiggers a base cap.
2 posts before base capture. (getting a base will end last stand)
Alive:
egpnd (no shields)
Iamnoone
Megapon
Krannx
Respawning:
Varm (1 post to spawn)
also the smart bomb was disabled during last stand but will fire when last stand is over.
I stick a few A-bombs to everyone (except myself), and I put one of those big yellow suits that protects against radiation and just sit back and enjoy the fireworks :p
*Sits down and eats popcorn*
Yum, fun way to watch a match
oh no...
Smart bomb has been deployed
Iamnoone survived but Benightz won.
/thinks to self Only Ben and myself o.0
This place will be perfect!
Ben, I'll be right back
/runs to the I stole the cookie thread
I'll share. Promise.
*riiiiiiiiiiiiip*
Iamnoone and Benightz turn simultaneously as they hear the unmistakeable sound of a tear in the interdimensional space-time continuum. I step out of the tear, and with one swing of Arkanum, Iamnoone and Benightz lay in two stunned halves on the floor, still perfectly alive but with their legs separate from their bodies. I take the cookie back to the cookie thread.
...Can I enter this thread, too?
My legs run back to the cookie thread chasing after Klipik.
I WANT MY COOKIE BACK!
My arms drag my torso along the ground as I locate a rocket launcher.
AH POOP!!! The rocket is on the other side of the room.
/drag
/crawl
/puts the rocket in the launcher
/shoots the rocket up Klipik's butt splitting him in half down the center
/giggles
Klipik's right side dies and his left goes on living. (He was right handed and can no longer wipe his half butt or write.)
*takes out a large bag of stem cells, regrowing my other half*
*detaches Iamnoone's arms, hands, and fingers separately*
THIS SENTENCE IS FALSE!!!
/creates Interdimensional Rip through the fabric of space time to create the ending of this thread.
^
Now the paradox will kill Him/Her and Him/Her
V
THIS SENTENCE IS FACE!!!
/creates Interdimensional Rip through the fabric of space time to create the ending of this thread.
^
Now the paradox will kill Him/Her and Him/Her
V
THIS SENTENCE IS FALSE!!!
/creates Interdimensional Rip through the fabric of space time to create the ending of this ending of this ending of this ending of this ending of this ending...
^
Now the paradox will kill Him/Her and Him/Her
V
THIS SENTENCE IS FALSE!!!
/creates Interdimensional Rip through the fabric of space time to create the ending of this thread.
<-
Now the paradox will kill Him/Her and Him/Her
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I'm still here.
I also deploy a TNT that cannot be defused. It will explode the whole universe, so for this page, if the page is filled, the next page, the TNT explodes
@all
I am an expert bomb defuser who have decidedly warp the tnt into a black hole along with everyone else. I am safe with my anti-matter suit.
So I warp to a different dimension with Arkanum, staying safe until the TNT detonates. See you post #1600.
I grabbed onto the cuff's of Klipik's pants before he warped. When we materialize I choke him to death with my belt before he realized what happened.
I laughed hard as everyone hurry and rushes to post as I just secretly take each individual CE, starting with Klip causing him to rage and killing people for me :3
@Iamnoone You obviously don't understand how my warping technology works- I use Arkanum to create rips in the dimensional plane and travel through them. You know the portal gun? This thing is like a portal sword. It creates portals in whatever it hits. Including people. That's why it does that thing I did to you before. So, there is no "materialization", and I kick you in the face before you have time to react and throw you back through the portal right before it seals.
P.S. How, pray tell, did you manage to grab on to me if your fingers aren't connected to you hands, your hands aren't connected to your arms, and your arms aren't connected to your body? Not to mention your legs are on the other side of the room, over there.
Iamnoone: 3
Klipik: 4
Cloud star: 27
Megapon: 2.75 (spamming)
/sneaks up behind Varminttwotwothree and drops a black bag over his head
/hits him on the head and knocks him unconcious
/drags him to the back of my car
/drives off into the woods where I set the car on fire
/Varminttwotwothree wakes up in a ball of fire
/the car explodes
I become the doctor, so I cannot be killed. I wear the nano suit 2.0 covered by Kevlar covered by indestructible skin followed by an ironman suit of armor. Then I whip out two dual nuke-firing miniguns and blows up this whole thread. Then I make 2 captain falcons falcon punch each other at the same time while dividing by zero. Thus destroying everything including the universe and beyond as we know it. I kill Chuck Norris and pulverize Bruce Lee. Then I gain the power to control anything at my command, and then summon a army of Trojans backed up by Vanaduke fused with Warmaster Seerus with Roarmulus twins with hands and 2 rabid snarbys. Then I am the leader, and no-one can stop me.
^ Is the leader of a destroyed universe, devoid of any life forms to follow him. He leads a one man parade and plays in a one man band.
Sorry if I get stuff wrong ._.
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It was a dark and gloomy day... It has been several years since the start of the inter-dimensional frag fest war. I got sick of just staying at my comfy, safe, boring bunker and decided to join in...
*binds 10 nitronomes together and covers it with 10 more layers of everything fiendish*
*Throws the bomb on the air and it detonates, creating a giant fog of pure dark and fiendish energy*
Fog will last for 10 posts, and will kill anyone that posts in that period (dunno if its legal)
Gud luck :D
/walks into the dark fog
/feels like I'm being chocked
/falls on the ground and starts to die
/grabs Ben by the throat and takes him with me
*watches Iamnoone and Beknightz disappear into the fog*
*waits until he hears them stop breathing*
Well, thanks for that Noblax.
I fire up my 7∞7(it's like a 747, but better)'s 12 jet engines, blowing away the fog. You are only visible for a split second, after which you are also blown away by the force of the wind and shot 700 miles up into the exosphere. I get out of the jet, climb on top, and vaporize you with my Binary Rifle.
I fire my 1337 rockets to Klipik and vaporize Iamnoone with my plasma sniper rifle.
Iamnoone's dead already. I noscope the rockets out of the air before they hit me and then headshot you. You are incinerated into floaty orange ash thingies and blow away on the wind.
(Dunno if it's legal) I use my superpower
Storm Ash of Dead.
Anyone who post after me will be killed by me.
Also grants me immune to death.
(How the heck got 29 points?)
By the Power of Zeus, Fleet-Miss-Gun died unexpectedly. The Power of the strike also took out any bonus effects caused by any player.
Point Count:
Fleet-Miss-Gun: 29 (Godmode disabled)
Kilipik: 6
Iamnoone: 6
Noblax: 27
Justalexp: 27
Cloud star: 27
Megapon: 2.75
@all I used the Composer to turn you all into data. In Addition, a random level 9001 Blood Dragon appeared. (hp:???)
I hack the game, make myself level 90,001, and turn the Blood Dragon into a level 1 ant. I proceed to step on the ant.
@all I used my nuke and it kills everyone except me.
I log out of the game, leaving everyone else to die in the nuke. Because the game now has only one player, the company shuts it down. You, unable to escape, are deleted from existence when the servers are wiped. The only people left in the(forum) game are me and Egpnd.
...I grab Egpnd by the collar and toss him to a pack of hungry Rabid Snarbolaxes.
I stab your head.
(EDIT: Don't know it's illegal.
Kilipik: 8
Iamnoone: 6
Noblax: 27
Justalexp: 27
Cloud star: 27
Megapon: 2.75
Fleet-Miss-Gun: 56
Benightz: 50 (FSC)
I become a wizard, zap you all into paper and sent you to hell. You are now burning.
I fold myself into an airplane and ride the thermal updrafts from all that hellfire back up to the normal world. Then I fly into your eye, forcing you to turn me back from a piece of paper or risk losing vision in one eye. When I am returned to my normal form, I am holding a knife. And because I was in your eye before, there is now a knife going through your skull. You die.
Defeating someone: 1
Doing @all: 27-28
Smart bomb (last post in page): 50
Joining me and assist: ???
Getting killed by Chaos Varm: 0 (lol)
revive cost: 0
My power level: OVER 9000!!!!!!!!1!!!!!
@All CHAOS CONTROL, everyone that is evil dies. (which is everyone_
I give all of you the hug of death.
@all I kill you all by firing my machine gun of death. All of you are died.
I block the machine gun of death with the riot shield of bulletproofness.
@all I nuke the earth's core and cause the earth to explode, covering you all in molten magma and blasting you into the vacuum of space. You all are simultaneously burned and suffocated.
I teleport to the next universe over and poke you in the stomach. You explode from eating way too much.
@all
I freeze the present, set the doom portal on you, unfroze it and it sucked you up. After, Kilpik's underwear was removed and you could see his (Island)
I use my special ability: Counteris!
If any post below me kills me, the creator is also killed.
Kilipik: 37
Iamnoone: 6
Noblax: 27
Justalexp: 27
Cloud star: 27
Megapon: 6.75
Fleet-Miss-Gun: 110
Benightz: 78 (FSC)
Ill wait until the smart bomb fires... (Smart bomb is all, it disables ALL effects and Resets the score. Its also very good for ending everyone for points.)
@all but Fleet-miss-gun: Splaser......
Puts Megapon in an empty can of spam and feeds it to homeless children living in a shelter.
Fart bomb deployed and...
/hopes I didn't screw it up again
Can i join? *draws Arkanum*