WHY DOES SPAMMING DOESN'T RESET IAMNOONE POINTS?
FRAG-FEST.... It is finished......
Ancient thread secret. ;)
Oh and kills you with an ice pick.
I interrupt the swing of the ice pick before turning around and continuing the swing myself, effectively stealing your kill. I then spin around and kill you with it, too.
/gets a bow
/Klipik's my arrow
/points and shoots at Varm
Varm was hit and killed, being completely split in two. Klipik continued on until a tree stopped his trajectory. He died on impact.
I bored straight through the tree, landed, pulled out a WHB, put on a striker boost, ran back, and interrupted you to death.
Klipik: 3
Iamnoone: 3
Trollaris: 4
@page Trollaris fires his Polaris....
/comes in and looks around
/drops a bomb and leaves
/kills anyone who is still in the thread
@all
I nuke all of you guys with my hydra nukes that kills everything except me.
I sabotaged the bombs to mistake me for you, and you for me. You are killed but I am fine.
But I wear an anti bomb armor, so you'll failed to kill me and I nuke all of you again, killing everyone except me again.
Okay you win. No one is dead.
And no one is here to kill you.
/tickles you to death
I dodged the tickles and shoot Klipik and Iamnoone with my lazor guns. Oh also buff myself with Counteris which kills anyone who kills me.
I hold up a mirror and reflect the laser back at you. And it was a pyramid-shaped mirror, so it also shot everyone else.
Klipik is also killed because I have Counteris buff.
I swap bodies with my alt before I die. Then I use a Psi Disruptor do nullify your magic and stab you in the back.
Klipik: 32
Iamnoone: 29
Fleet-Miss-Gun: 58
Ok I think I should restart it.....
@All PK... no, Ima Firi... no, not that one, Oh I know...
/e Calls down a Creep Cake rush (with 1000 Normal T3 creep cakes and 9001 minis)
kekekekeke (lololololo)
/e sits in the corner and spams Polaris and Nitronome
+10,001 pts for me :D
/shoves da killer cupcake frosting down Klipik's throat
The Creep Cakes don't earn any points for killing them, but they do drop tokens for every 100 cakes defeated...
So, Klipik has 100 tokens
Choices:
Smart Bomb = 50
@all reset = 25
~tgm for 10 posts = 100
Call in 9001 Creep Cakes to attack for you... (Can't kill them if yours) = 10 (not your @all attack so you can spam it)
PS: @all Ima Firin Mah Lazor. (blaghhh)
I fall from the sky and land on someone. I don't know who exactly I landed on, let alone how I wound up in the sky in the first place, but I think the person I landed on died, while I miraculously survived.
I feel a fat butt squashing me. Everything goes black. I revive and stick my cutter up the big, fat butt and cut it's insides out. Super-Ratman dies when my blade punctures his heart.
I fall to the floor dead. Then, because this place is MAGIC, I come back to life, and, using my Striker, I cut Iamnoone in half, then run like heck and hide where you can't find me. :)
/bows my head in respect to Klipik
You win.
Question for Klipik: How do you manage to push the earth into the sun, without getting burned up yourself?
Nevermind. Before you can answer, I shove a lichen onto your head. Your head is entirely engulfed by a lichen, causing you to wander around aimlessly, while the lichen consumes you. (nom, nom, nom)
Also, I poke Iamnoone with my cutter, but I don't actually kill him :)
EDIT:Sorry, but before I went to bed last night, I realized that I posted this 9 hours later instead of 12 hours later. Whoops.
Rocket engines. That's all you need to know. :)
I use my brainwaves in my exposed brain to mind control the lichen, causing it to go inside me and reassemble my skull. Now I am still alive, And I have lichen powers! >:D I summon thousands of lichens to make a Superior Lichen Colony, and cause poisonous fire-spikes to erupt underneath every player.
I plop down an Electron Bomb. Klipik and his Lichen Colony are sucked into an electronic vortex, and then shocked and blasted away. The lichen colony is ultimately shattered and destroyed, while Klipik dies and loses his lichen powers.
I now begin experimenting with lichen. TO BE CONTINUED...
I pour honey on Super-Ratman and let the ants eat him alive.
The ants have eaten me, yet I'm still alive? Oh yeah, free revives.
Anyway, I hit Iamnoone with the Home-Run-Bat, sending him into space. If he didn't die from the force of the bat, he'll be finished off by any of the following while in space:
- lack of air
- chance of flying into the sun
- meteors and other fast-moving debris
- Wheatly :)
Back to my lichenous experiments...
NOTE TO Piosionus-Snarby: Your link doesn't work, so I have no idea who or what ate me.
/hit king krongo with a forget me stick so he forgets who he is
/steals a recon cloak
/ sneaks into super ratmans lab
/release this guy: http://media-cache-is0.pinimg.com/originals/ec/56/ec/ec56ecddab0d05f06ab...
/ tame him
/ gets him to eat super ratman.
The thing that ate me barfs me up, and I quickly go to a box that says "IN CASE OF KILLER BEAST BREAK GLASS"
I break the glass and pull out a holy hand grenade, then throw it at Piosionus-Snarby and his pet.
._____
|BOOM|
|______|
.....||
.....||
.._/--\_
..|____|
Remind me to clean up the holy mess I made later.
I feed Super-Ratman to my cat who quickly turns him into dinner.
I feed you dog to people eating out at a Chinese Restaurant.
i feed your people in chinese restaurant to squirrels
don't ask... /:?
/giggles
I'm so tempted to ask.
I temper chocolate to the perfect hardness then dump it over Piosionus' head. He becomes a chocolate statue slowly suffocating inside. Death by chocolate.
eats my way out of the chocolate. Thanks that was good chocolate.
sack lamnoone and feed him to super ratman. i know. lol.
Iamnoone was a little chewy, but I manage to swallow him with a bit of chocolate afterwards.
Back to my studies, I finish them, and create a gigantic monstrosity known as... THE LICHEN LORD!
He can only be truly destroyed by the smart bomb, which shouldn't be too much longer...
Oh yeah, and the LL eats/smushes/spikes everyone who's here, period. I'm just going to sit in my totally impenetrable bunker and watch as you guys fight him. Good luck!
You turned me into poop.
but once free,
kish-kish, I skate right over your Lichen Lord, finding you and...
/jump
/kick
/I cut your head off with my skate
I ride piggyback on the Lichen Lord, who crushes, impales, and eats Iamnoone.
Iamnoone is dead, dead, dead. Any questions? :D
Yes, how would you like an arrow to the knee?
/smacks Ratman's head off with a cast iron frying pan while he's answering.
Takes super ratmans head stuffs a bomb into his mouth and throw it at the person posting after me
4 posts left...
Klipik: 81+100 (tokens expired) /force use 2x Smart bomb (ok its a bit overkill but ill 3x the points on the smart bomb on the last page post.)
Iamnoone: 37
Fleet-Miss-Gun: 58
Super-Ratman: 33
Snarby: 3
Zero-Master: 3
Note: @all capped at 25 points.
PS: Zero-Master's attack misses me and hits the next (non-host) poster.
Courtesy of Hyperion Respawn Stations (which cost me a fortune) I manage to jump over the loaded head of my previous life, which explodes behind me.
[INSERT AWESOME PERSON-WALKING-AWAY-FROM-EXPLOSION SCENE HERE]
Then the Lichen Lord (forgot it was still here?) launches a spike attack at Iamnoone, Zero-Master, and the next person to post (provided he/she isn't one of the two players listed, otherwise, it just hits a tree.)
I may have died by spike attack but my killer disease ridden blood splashed you in the face and you die from all the diseases my body was carrying.
I come back from my revenge with fire and flames behind me. As I walk, it comes to everyone, leaving scars.
You didn't get enough points with the smart bomb -Bad
But we wasted 6 post 6= 60 points, meaning you won that round. -good