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FRAG-FEST.... It is finished......

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Fri, 02/08/2013 - 16:48
#1601
Varminttwotwothree's picture
Varminttwotwothree
@Iamnoone Good/bad news

You didn't get enough points with the smart bomb -Bad

But we wasted 6 post 6= 60 points, meaning you won that round. -good

Sat, 02/09/2013 - 10:57
#1602
Fleet-Miss-Gun's picture
Fleet-Miss-Gun
@OP

WHY DOES SPAMMING DOESN'T RESET IAMNOONE POINTS?

Sat, 02/09/2013 - 11:04
#1603
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Ancient thread secret. ;)

Ancient thread secret. ;)

Oh and kills you with an ice pick.

Sat, 02/09/2013 - 13:20
#1604
Klipik's picture
Klipik

I interrupt the swing of the ice pick before turning around and continuing the swing myself, effectively stealing your kill. I then spin around and kill you with it, too.

Sun, 02/17/2013 - 07:16
#1605
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
2 for 1

/gets a bow
/Klipik's my arrow
/points and shoots at Varm

Varm was hit and killed, being completely split in two. Klipik continued on until a tree stopped his trajectory. He died on impact.

Sun, 02/17/2013 - 09:29
#1606
Klipik's picture
Klipik

I bored straight through the tree, landed, pulled out a WHB, put on a striker boost, ran back, and interrupted you to death.

Mon, 02/25/2013 - 18:07
#1607
Egpnd's picture
Egpnd
Whoops left it non-updated for a bit....

Klipik: 3

Iamnoone: 3

Trollaris: 4

@page Trollaris fires his Polaris....

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 04:24
#1608
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
/comes in and looks

/comes in and looks around
/drops a bomb and leaves
/kills anyone who is still in the thread

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 10:01
#1609
Fleet-Miss-Gun's picture
Fleet-Miss-Gun
@all I nuke all of you guys

@all

I nuke all of you guys with my hydra nukes that kills everything except me.

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 15:25
#1610
Klipik's picture
Klipik

I sabotaged the bombs to mistake me for you, and you for me. You are killed but I am fine.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 06:10
#1611
Fleet-Miss-Gun's picture
Fleet-Miss-Gun
But I wear an anti bomb

But I wear an anti bomb armor, so you'll failed to kill me and I nuke all of you again, killing everyone except me again.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 08:50
#1612
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Okay you win. No one is dead.

Okay you win. No one is dead.

And no one is here to kill you.
/tickles you to death

Thu, 02/28/2013 - 05:01
#1613
Fleet-Miss-Gun's picture
Fleet-Miss-Gun
I dodged the tickles and

I dodged the tickles and shoot Klipik and Iamnoone with my lazor guns. Oh also buff myself with Counteris which kills anyone who kills me.

Thu, 02/28/2013 - 15:44
#1614
Klipik's picture
Klipik
I think that's cheating too, not sure

I hold up a mirror and reflect the laser back at you. And it was a pyramid-shaped mirror, so it also shot everyone else.

Thu, 02/28/2013 - 16:45
#1615
Fleet-Miss-Gun's picture
Fleet-Miss-Gun
Klipik is also killed because

Klipik is also killed because I have Counteris buff.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 15:44
#1616
Klipik-Forum's picture
Klipik-Forum

I swap bodies with my alt before I die. Then I use a Psi Disruptor do nullify your magic and stab you in the back.

Sun, 03/31/2013 - 17:03
#1617
Klipik's picture
Klipik

I stab my alt. Does this count as a kill?

Tue, 04/09/2013 - 05:17
#1618
Egpnd's picture
Egpnd
As long you don't do it everytime, Wow its been a long time.

Klipik: 32

Iamnoone: 29

Fleet-Miss-Gun: 58

Ok I think I should restart it.....

@All PK... no, Ima Firi... no, not that one, Oh I know...

/e Calls down a Creep Cake rush (with 1000 Normal T3 creep cakes and 9001 minis)

kekekekeke (lololololo)

Thu, 04/11/2013 - 13:58
#1619
Klipik's picture
Klipik

/e sits in the corner and spams Polaris and Nitronome

+10,001 pts for me :D

Wed, 04/10/2013 - 05:54
#1620
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
/shoves da killer cupcake

/shoves da killer cupcake frosting down Klipik's throat

Wed, 04/10/2013 - 18:47
#1621
Klipik's picture
Klipik

/vomits it back in Iamnoone's face

Thu, 04/11/2013 - 04:32
#1622
Egpnd's picture
Egpnd
Quick Update....

The Creep Cakes don't earn any points for killing them, but they do drop tokens for every 100 cakes defeated...

So, Klipik has 100 tokens

Choices:

Smart Bomb = 50

@all reset = 25

~tgm for 10 posts = 100

Call in 9001 Creep Cakes to attack for you... (Can't kill them if yours) = 10 (not your @all attack so you can spam it)

PS: @all Ima Firin Mah Lazor. (blaghhh)

Mon, 04/15/2013 - 17:46
#1623
Super-Ratman's picture
Super-Ratman
A new challenger approches!

I fall from the sky and land on someone. I don't know who exactly I landed on, let alone how I wound up in the sky in the first place, but I think the person I landed on died, while I miraculously survived.

Tue, 04/16/2013 - 02:49
#1624
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
revives

I feel a fat butt squashing me. Everything goes black. I revive and stick my cutter up the big, fat butt and cut it's insides out. Super-Ratman dies when my blade punctures his heart.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:06
#1625
Super-Ratman's picture
Super-Ratman
Gross! And Ow!

I fall to the floor dead. Then, because this place is MAGIC, I come back to life, and, using my Striker, I cut Iamnoone in half, then run like heck and hide where you can't find me. :)

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 12:03
#1626
Klipik's picture
Klipik

I push the earth into the sun. No hiding from that :)

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 16:50
#1627
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
/bows my head in respect to

/bows my head in respect to Klipik
You win.

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 03:25
#1628
Super-Ratman's picture
Super-Ratman
Logic error detected

Question for Klipik: How do you manage to push the earth into the sun, without getting burned up yourself?

Nevermind. Before you can answer, I shove a lichen onto your head. Your head is entirely engulfed by a lichen, causing you to wander around aimlessly, while the lichen consumes you. (nom, nom, nom)

Also, I poke Iamnoone with my cutter, but I don't actually kill him :)

EDIT:Sorry, but before I went to bed last night, I realized that I posted this 9 hours later instead of 12 hours later. Whoops.

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 07:22
#1629
Klipik's picture
Klipik
why's that matter?

Rocket engines. That's all you need to know. :)

I use my brainwaves in my exposed brain to mind control the lichen, causing it to go inside me and reassemble my skull. Now I am still alive, And I have lichen powers! >:D I summon thousands of lichens to make a Superior Lichen Colony, and cause poisonous fire-spikes to erupt underneath every player.

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 19:38
#1630
Super-Ratman's picture
Super-Ratman
It matters because I felt guilty. :(

I plop down an Electron Bomb. Klipik and his Lichen Colony are sucked into an electronic vortex, and then shocked and blasted away. The lichen colony is ultimately shattered and destroyed, while Klipik dies and loses his lichen powers.

I now begin experimenting with lichen. TO BE CONTINUED...

Mon, 04/22/2013 - 04:25
#1631
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
I pour honey on Super-Ratman

I pour honey on Super-Ratman and let the ants eat him alive.

Mon, 04/22/2013 - 17:43
#1632
Super-Ratman's picture
Super-Ratman
Mmmm... Honey!

The ants have eaten me, yet I'm still alive? Oh yeah, free revives.

Anyway, I hit Iamnoone with the Home-Run-Bat, sending him into space. If he didn't die from the force of the bat, he'll be finished off by any of the following while in space:

  • lack of air
  • chance of flying into the sun
  • meteors and other fast-moving debris
  • Wheatly :)

Back to my lichenous experiments...

NOTE TO Piosionus-Snarby: Your link doesn't work, so I have no idea who or what ate me.

Mon, 04/22/2013 - 17:03
#1633
Piosionus-Snarby's picture
Piosionus-Snarby
i think you know this guy

/hit king krongo with a forget me stick so he forgets who he is
/steals a recon cloak
/ sneaks into super ratmans lab
/release this guy: http://media-cache-is0.pinimg.com/originals/ec/56/ec/ec56ecddab0d05f06ab...
/ tame him
/ gets him to eat super ratman.

Tue, 04/23/2013 - 12:26
#1634
Super-Ratman's picture
Super-Ratman
Can't I work on this UNINTERRUPTED?

The thing that ate me barfs me up, and I quickly go to a box that says "IN CASE OF KILLER BEAST BREAK GLASS"

I break the glass and pull out a holy hand grenade, then throw it at Piosionus-Snarby and his pet.

._____
|BOOM|
|______|
.....||
.....||
.._/--\_
..|____|

Remind me to clean up the holy mess I made later.

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 16:27
#1635
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
I feed Super-Ratman to my cat

I feed Super-Ratman to my cat who quickly turns him into dinner.

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 19:34
#1636
Shear-Force's picture
Shear-Force
I feed your cat to my dog

Crunch

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 20:34
#1637
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
I feed you dog to people

I feed you dog to people eating out at a Chinese Restaurant.

Sat, 04/27/2013 - 09:15
#1638
Piosionus-Snarby's picture
Piosionus-Snarby
oh yea....

i feed your people in chinese restaurant to squirrels
don't ask... /:?

Sun, 04/28/2013 - 04:59
#1639
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
OOO defense force

/giggles
I'm so tempted to ask.

I temper chocolate to the perfect hardness then dump it over Piosionus' head. He becomes a chocolate statue slowly suffocating inside. Death by chocolate.

Sun, 04/28/2013 - 16:29
#1640
Piosionus-Snarby's picture
Piosionus-Snarby
mmmm chocolate

eats my way out of the chocolate. Thanks that was good chocolate.
sack lamnoone and feed him to super ratman. i know. lol.

Mon, 04/29/2013 - 17:46
#1641
Super-Ratman's picture
Super-Ratman
Wow, thanks for the meal!

Iamnoone was a little chewy, but I manage to swallow him with a bit of chocolate afterwards.

Back to my studies, I finish them, and create a gigantic monstrosity known as... THE LICHEN LORD!

He can only be truly destroyed by the smart bomb, which shouldn't be too much longer...

Oh yeah, and the LL eats/smushes/spikes everyone who's here, period. I'm just going to sit in my totally impenetrable bunker and watch as you guys fight him. Good luck!

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 05:37
#1642
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Aw phooey

You turned me into poop.
but once free,
kish-kish, I skate right over your Lichen Lord, finding you and...
/jump
/kick
/I cut your head off with my skate

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 12:41
#1643
Super-Ratman's picture
Super-Ratman
Okay, forget the bunker

I ride piggyback on the Lichen Lord, who crushes, impales, and eats Iamnoone.

Iamnoone is dead, dead, dead. Any questions? :D

Sun, 05/05/2013 - 18:21
#1644
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Yes, how would you like an

Yes, how would you like an arrow to the knee?

/smacks Ratman's head off with a cast iron frying pan while he's answering.

Mon, 05/06/2013 - 18:42
#1645
Shear-Force's picture
Shear-Force
Hmmmmm

Takes super ratmans head stuffs a bomb into his mouth and throw it at the person posting after me

Wed, 05/08/2013 - 04:25
#1646
Egpnd's picture
Egpnd
Shields depleted......

4 posts left...

Klipik: 81+100 (tokens expired) /force use 2x Smart bomb (ok its a bit overkill but ill 3x the points on the smart bomb on the last page post.)

Iamnoone: 37

Fleet-Miss-Gun: 58

Super-Ratman: 33

Snarby: 3

Zero-Master: 3

Note: @all capped at 25 points.

PS: Zero-Master's attack misses me and hits the next (non-host) poster.

Wed, 05/08/2013 - 12:29
#1647
Super-Ratman's picture
Super-Ratman
PARADOX!

Courtesy of Hyperion Respawn Stations (which cost me a fortune) I manage to jump over the loaded head of my previous life, which explodes behind me.

[INSERT AWESOME PERSON-WALKING-AWAY-FROM-EXPLOSION SCENE HERE]

Then the Lichen Lord (forgot it was still here?) launches a spike attack at Iamnoone, Zero-Master, and the next person to post (provided he/she isn't one of the two players listed, otherwise, it just hits a tree.)

Thu, 05/09/2013 - 07:18
#1648
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Hey Ratman

I may have died by spike attack but my killer disease ridden blood splashed you in the face and you die from all the diseases my body was carrying.

Thu, 05/09/2013 - 14:57
#1649
Skyguarder's picture
Skyguarder

I come back from my revenge with fire and flames behind me. As I walk, it comes to everyone, leaving scars.

Thu, 05/09/2013 - 14:57
#1650
Skyguarder's picture
Skyguarder

Bomb planted FTW!

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