Why do I not get seven billion points for killing everyone on earth? does it only count if you kill game participants?
FRAG-FEST.... It is finished......
I think you only got the points for killing everyone in the game.
Kinda wish this wasn't the final round... ah well, lets-a go!
[makes a finger gun at klipik]
POW! HA HA!
Yes, despite it being physically impossible, I actually killed Klipik by shooting him with a finger gun.
You will notice that this page is a bit special, @all is 50 but be careful, if the bosses kill you can not revive by yourself....
anyways, Vana has awoken.....
Bosses attacks/spawn/defeat will be ALWAYS BE on this post, also the kill count. this is now not a free for all, you must defeat the bosses in order to keep attacking.
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Post 4 vana is awaken
Post 5 Vana uses his mace to Smash everyone that are idling before page 30 (active players are listed)
@post 5 Vana was attacked 3 times, (2 hits left)
@post 7 Varm has finished off Vana, Saving both Xspiral-Ace and Iamnoone from being smashed by vana.
Post 7 Time-Eater has awaken.
@post 8 Klipik CRITS Time-eater for 9 attacks (3 attacks x3 as a crit multiplier) 1 Attack left (HE IS BARELY ALIVE FINISH HIM)
Post 10 Time-Eater Has attacked Iamnoone and LoN and defeated both of them, the need Reviving....
@ 2 mins. before: Iamnoone set a trap, killing the Time eater.
Post 12 Final Doom has Awoken
@post 12 Varm Got 3 attacks on him
@post 13 Super-Ratman got a 1 crit on the boss (3 attacks) Final doom now has 9 HP left
@Superheroes vs Supervillains thread, Final Doom attack egpnd, but failed to defeat him because of Overdrive
Post 14 Final Doom Has been Defeated, But Something is not right..., ?????? has not spawned yet, are we lucky that it did not spawn at all?
(ok thats just pressing my luck)
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@ Post 17-18 Art and Egpnd Did 6 attacks to ?????? (11993/11999)
@ Post 19 I only wish ?????? died already, but due to an very high defense the 12002 dmg that Benightz caused was knocked down to 12 attack posts.
Post 20 ?????? Attacks Doom-Xx, Shadownox, Kraanx, and Megapon with an attack that can not be known....
@post 21 egpnd, Varm and their army of 1060 guards attacked ?????? WITH ALL ATTACKS BEING A CRIT..... (HP DEAD but somehow ?????? survives)
@post 22-77 ?????? was powering up...
Post 28 ????? ATTACKS (everyone except Egpnd and Varm) Was that a PSI Attack?!
Post 30 ???? Attacks again.....
Post 35 ?????? is The Swarm.
Post 36 The Swarm attacks but Varm and Egpnd redirect his attack with a strapped bomb.......
Last Post ended with a bang......
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Score count: (dead = killed by boss)
Skyguarder/benightz: 1525 (Shields Active)
Super-Ratman: 904
Klipik: 825
Doom-Xx: 0 (dead)
Iamnoone: 76 (shields OFFLINE)
Lordofnecromancers: 0 (shields OFFLINE)
Shadownox: 0 (dead)
Kraanx: 0 (dead)
Megapon:0 (dead)
Gamaknight: 0 (dead)
Cloud-Star: 0 (dead)
Justalexp: 0 (dead)
Noblax: 0 (dead)
Fleet-Miss-Gun: 0 (dead)
Persef: 0 (dead)
Zero-Master: 0 (dead)
Xspiral-Ace: 60
Usevnsevnsixfivfor: 1
Artistbma: 300
Lord of Dragos: 50 (1 @all invalid)
attacking ?????? earns 100 points per attack
Imperial Guards Support (number of Guards 1060): used. they scored 1,272,000 points
PS: players are active since page 30 are here (with 0 points) also this post will be extremely long....
PPS: @Xspiral-Ace by other players or any bosses, also @all save other players by reviving them, (0 pts but helpful in the long run) Also, the Player's attack first then the bosses.
ALERT: IF EVERYONE FALLS, then the final round will end (100 - posts lost x2)
I guess I will start to draw the line... Right?! >:D
[Charges his Gigawatt Pulsar to 100% and fires at Vana's back.]
[thinks, "Boy, after this post there will be a new boss and everyone will be screwed. >D< lol"]
[Lifts his Cold Iron Vanquisher and strikes at Vanaduke's right arm.]
It's all or nothing now! [Charges his Gigawatt Pulsar again and fires in Vanaduke's direction, then quickly runs after the energy and strikes through the blast and at Vanaduke's mask with his sword.]
How's that for an attack? >3<
~One more thing, how do you die?
saves Iamnoone from being a pancake by Blasting Vana using his polaris to knock him back and finishes him off with A BLITZ.
Be careful.... the next boss may be not be as weak as the first one.
/e Alert, Time-Eater has woken up.
PS: I revived Benightz to bring him back, (yes other players can Revive Others If the dead are killed by a boss)
Anyway, I shoot a Hail Driver shot at Time-Eater, which quad-clips inside him, resulting in an ultra-freeze that cannot be broken, only thawed over time. I then create a black hole and orbit it around Time-Eater at just the right distance, so the event horizon is an inch away from his face. Then I propel the black hole around in a circle at relativistic speeds, creating the same effect as if Time-Eater was moving instead. This induces an accelerated time field around Time-Eater, who attempts to eat all the new time being shoved in his face. It proves to be too much at once, and he overloads on time and explodes.
I snipe and OHKO you with my charged Nova Driver shot. I now set up my GOS...
I throw a buzz axe at Usevnsevnsixfivfor, and another one at Iamnoone. Then I pull out a third buzz axe, run up to whoever's next to post, and hack away at him/her/it.
I climb the town's water tower and poison the water supply. Then I stand on top of the tower yelling, "Kill me if you dare. Soon you will all die anyway."
I attacked It 3 times, first using a MAC cannon, then a nuke, and finally my Lightsaber.
You Noticed that the guards are coming back, it for a reason.
I have given them hardlight-like armor with hardlight Shielding. I also given them a lightrifle and a hard-light sword. They have been in training for a few pages. there not ready yet. (hopefully on post 1670 they will be)
Anyways, Iamnoone and LoN.....
/e Revives the players listed above. /e gives them Hard-light armor and sword. "Get Ready, things is about to get worse."
I throw my last buzz axe at final doom, then dodge his next attack.
Then I hide in a small hole that Final doom can't fit through, and hope that he doesn't breath fire (if he does, I hope that he can't reach me with it.)
|\ _ /| <------Final Doom
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:|.....-O- <----------Me
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In that case I shoot a Composer beam at Final Doom, turning him into genetic code that I proceed to put on a hard drive and drop into the sun.
P.S, planets can't go supernova.
P.P.S: how do you do the thing with the weird symbols everywhere?
@Klipik Can't tell you due to the sense of the words in the Generator.
Anyways, Looks like we are safe--- ?̴͕͎̻̣̤̲̞̯̳̙͓̰͎̠ͮͮ̅͐ͫͣ̈ͬ̑̎͘͜?̮͙͕̻̮̖̪̘͈̘̤̫̫͖̘̟ͮͫ͌̑̀̉̓̂̕͠?̶̶̨̺͙̼̗͖̟̳͕̭̙͓̞̬̱̭̮͕̏̀̇̇ͩ͟?̡̩̗̹͈̯̱͈̠̓̑̓ͣ̎̎̈̒́ͬ̾ͦ͆̽̿̊̏ͪ̀̀͜?̾̍͊ͯ̀͏̧́͘҉͕̜̞̰̘̼̼͚̺?̸̷͕͈̰͔̯͙̞͍̟̘̤̟̙̫̘̞͍͚̤̊̆̈̍̓ͭͨͫ̓͗̅͋̋̅̍́̑̚̕ ̧̬͚͓̥̈́̽̎̽͐̒̽͐͌̌̓̓ͭ͜͢͜H̢̛̞̩͍̱̠̣̝͇̺̘̘̱̮ͨ͗ͭ͆͝͝A̴̴̶̘̮͚͖͖̮̞̬̝̱͆̄ͤ͗́̐S̸̹̳̯͙͎̜̺̫̤͈̘͚̭̅͗͛͞͞͡ ̷̥̤̱̹̻͖̘͓̗̭͔̗͍̼̝͚̓͊̃̊ͧͤ̃͊́͟͠A̧̛̻̤̬͚͎͓̫̋ͭ̒ͬ͐̿ͩͨ̎͊̏ͪͯ̋̊́̿ͨP̟͖̹̩͖̫͇̩̟͎͍̹̹͎̘̤̔͗̌ͬ̈ͥͭ̀͟P̸̗͉̖̰̯̜̙̳̠̞̣̳̞ͩ͆̌ͯ̑ͩ͐͒ͩ̋ͫ̈́̓̇͂̽͠E̡͚͉͔̭̯̼̩͍̫̘̣͍̮͊ͭ̇̇ͩͯ̀̕͡͠À̴̹̙͕̯̼̳̤̬̬̱̪̬ͫͬ͌ͬ͋̎ͣͥ̆̆R̵̛̼͈̥̳̻̙̳̥͓̰̲̩̭̞̦ͫ̎ͤͨͩ̀ͨͧ̀ͤ̒͆̈́̾̈́ͯ̆̆́̚E̢̧̡̘̗͉̘̣̠̱̲̠̫̤̘͚̳͆̈̉̓ͪ͐̀͡D̢ͦ͒̉ͨ̀́ͤ̎̋͒ͥ́͏͖͙̘̟̳
SO, NOW IT SPAWNS......
@Art can't be defeated, and I revived you Before your post.
I jump in, hoping that this is allowed, and I shoot the swarm with forty AP bullets. :D
Aaand then I realize it has no effect.
However I need a scan of it
Fires 3 Explosive Scannerounds at ??????
It came back at 0.008334027% per hit....
So, HP is around OH WOW 11993/11999 HP!?....
Alert, ?????? Will attack soon, We are going to take A Lot of damage, Make sure you revive other Players.
I use a 12000 damage gun that will give this ?????? boss 12k damage. Then I simply slap him. SLAP!
Alert: Ill post when the time has pass at a limit. Post 19 Auto attacks ??????
Its required to finish the page so, that the new thread will start.
Most likely this ?????? is obliterated surprisingly by Skyguarder and Egpnd, so in that case…
[picks up a bazooka and fires at Super-Ratman] :3
Next,…
[sets a Big-Angry Bomb next to all the players that are still idle since post 30.]
~BOM! Goes the dynamite!
And last but not least,… face my Doom Hammer of Doom! >3<
[swings at Iamnoone flying with DOOM!]
~Prepares a shield powered by the Sanctuary Alchemy Machine and shields Iamnoone.
P.S.~I might be able come back on to play again! So, see ya soon Noon! :D
I and Varm with Hardlight armor and weapons aside Attack ?????? with a crit. (24 Attacks)
Then I Called in the Guards and the Guards did the rest. With a Crit. (12720 attacks)
However, ?????? has not been Defeated yet. Something is not right.....
?????? May not be defeated but
I find a plug up his butt, plug in the wires and BOOM! He disappears!
I throw Pinocchio at ?????, and he yells "My nose will grow now." This creates a paradox that rips a hole in the space-time continuum, sucking ????? into an alternate dimension where he is the equivalent of a minnow in a shark tank. (The rip closes behind him, so neither him nor the other stuff in there can get out.)
I rage and stab everyone in the back with a dread venom striker because I'm almost invisible because I'm a shadow.
Rage mode powering off..........
Losing powers.........
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Where am I? Where did these dead bodies come from?
I use the ancestral memory card from Munchkin to re-summon the Lichen Lord. Can only be killed by a boss or smart bomb, so nobody mess with me, or else I use my big gun here!
Oh yeah, everyone died again because the Lichen Lord believes in making dramatic entrances. (in other words, he spiked/stepped on everyone. Again.)
On the bomb are the words, "smart."
I use smart bomb to kill Lichen Lord then I kill you by using plague needle charge attack.
:D
a normal disarmed smart bomb.... (only fires at 50th post)
?????? is not doing....
ALERT MASSIVE ATTACK INCOMING.......
be careful....
Ignoring Lord-Of-Dragos' attempt to kill my Lichen Lord (which is not possible unless a boss attacks, or Smart bomb is deployed on post 50)...
The Lichen Lord launches a spike attack at ????????. then it punches, kicks, and bites ??????????. And it also headbutts him too, during which, I shoot ???????? in the face with shotguns in both hands.
If ????????? still isn't dead yet, I don't know what else to do. No wait, of course I do.
[shoots Lord-Of-Dragos for plague needling me]
I anticipate seeing how ?????? attacks us from an alternate dimension where he has already been torn to shreds by beings 10,000x more powerful than he was.
In the meantime, I sit behind a Guardian Shield, just to be safe.
????? was able to attack everyone (Im safe for now....) but Those that are in Mortal Damage should get help, (use your Restoration potions if you can)
And mind saying how ????? attacked?
This game makes less and less sense the more rules you make up as you go along. I guess I'll use a potion... even though they didn't exist until a few hours ago.
Don't know what it does, or where it came from but IMA DRINKING IT RIGHT NOW!
@Klipik I'm guessing that ???????? used his powers to return to our dimension. After all, judging by how we're only referring to it as ????????, I think we're dealing with an Unspeakably Awful Indescribable Horror! D:
Also, how badly hurt is the Lichen Lord? Can he still fight? Cause if he can, he attacks the Horror while I try to heal those who have fallen.
If he can't, I try to fix him first, then I help the others.
This ????? person will be dead today. I throw everyone at him and gave everyone a capsule pill
you threw in a sensor as well.
Wait, The Scanners Identified the ??????.
No wonder why its taking so long.
final Boss Name is,
The Swarm
Loading Boss HP records....
Current Health: 9186+(special attack)/21998
Looks like the partial scan the first time was wrong sorry.
Since we know the boss now we can finally defeat it.
Also, the Smart bomb delay is now replaced with a remote det.
Alert, Another attack is imminent.
PS: i'm Throwing away the Attack limit and limiting Damage to 925 points per post. Special Attack will OHKO the boss, I'll tell you when you get the special. (Hint: Not the smart bomb, its a special attack only a few will know given the hints....) Also adding 100 more CE.
The Lichen Lord sends a huge wave of spikes to the Swarm! Then I play golf on the Lichen Lord's head, using a driver to launch several golf balls (one at time) toward the Swarm.
On a side note, how close do you think my guess of this guy being "an Unspeakably Awful Indescribable Horror" was?
OOP! Sensing another attack coming, I launch my last golf ball, then I bury myself within the Lichen Lord, making it somewhat of a living shield. I can dig myself out at anytime, but if the Lichen Lord is wounded or killed while I'm inside, I will survive the attack with little or no damage.
Last thing: The LL Steps on Skyguarder for having thrown me at the Swarm.
I gather all chaos emeralds from Sonic and become powerful. I charge through and defeat the whole swarm. Oh, I also destroyed the spawners and turned Super-Ratman into the swarm
You better explain how throwing the swarm into an alternate dimension where it gets instantaneously destroyed by the dimension's inhabitants doesn't kill it. Right now.
Anyways, I know i made many mistakes, so then.....
/e straps the Tread ending bomb to himself and Varm......
/e Gives the remote det to the next poster. (his choice of defeating the bomb, but Sacrificing Varm and egpnd to the unknown. Also they will be still get the full amount...)
/e Prays that I will return Someday....
This is it, Next Poster.... Make your Choice.......
/e Runs towards The Swarm and gets inside of it.
Be off with you. :P
/detonates the bomb
BOOM!!!
/guts fly everywhere
@Iamnoone, theres a reward of 200CE in your mail....
The Time, Time, Time of the past, Time of the Present, and the Time of the Future.... its the Time. Time is all....
/e Message abruptly ends before egpnd can finish his message...
the First word for the first message is ("Time")....
Thanks. :D
I almost felt bad doing that. Then, I decided I can't pass up the chance to kill you. It would have been so unfrag-fest like.
But the Find the message has started...
in each message ill repeat the same word over and over. keep an eye on it, (not limited to GC only, it could be everywhere.)
for those that didn't notice, the first hint is Time.
This thread isn't old.
Just because he won't give out rewards anymore doesn't make fake killing people on electronic devices any less fun.
/e snipes Use with 50. Cal long-range sniper rifle
See! I had a great time killing Use with mah gun.
Old threads die hard.
It is not time for this thread to die.
1697 is a lot of posts.
We should at least it the honor of 1700.
Atm, The game has ended. (no CE prize from now until the graveyard) But, its on offline mode (rules are not on during this time. aka Smart Bombs)
Also, Its a Year Old at the start of the thread.
Short: Im not giving out CE in this Thread. But there are no/little Rules here too. (CE can be Gained however in the Find the Message.)
You want it have 1700?
I'll Help you with double post
Klipik won the page.
However Skyguarder made a good blitz. But, he would need 6 more points to tie and 7 to win...
Round 34 starts now...
PS: Skyguarder has a 25 pt lead at start
This WILL BE the last page. (im getting bored of the thread and its been a year) last page CE: 100
@all is now at 50 pts. Cooldown is a day, and Last post on page is 100pts. 39 posts remaining.
oh, I rigged a Thread ending Smart bomb that can not be disarmed, only I can disarm it.
@Klipik: the Thread is shielded around an area, but however its on a simulated planet, if the Thread-Ender bomb triggers, the planet will go supernova.
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PS: no Counts this time until the end (ok I lied, its in post 4, also Read post 4 at all times), Also random Bosses will appear with (health) starting at post 5 of the current page. Look at the top post at all times.
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Bosses: (you can attack bosses 3 times per post but you must wait to someone else to attack the boss) if you die by the bosses, only other players can revive you. (for 5 pts.)
Vana (1st) (5 Attacks to end him) 20pts per attack. he attack every 3 posts
Time-Eater (2nd, at post 10 or Vana's defeat, 10 attacks to finish him) 25pts per attack. also 2 posts
Final-Doom (3rd, at post 15 or above boss defeated, 15 attacks to save the world) 50pts per attack. 2 posts again
???????? (final boss, at post 25 or all other bosses defeated, you can not comprehend this boss's attack. CAN'T BE KILLED unless you deal 11999 dmg to it) thats where the bomb comes to play.... EVERY POST BE CAREFUL.
Thread ending bomb KILLS ALL BOSSES, (even ????????) and ALL PLAYERs and DISABLES REVIVES. Only myself, and Varm are immune to the blast. (because the bomb fires a great light that destroys all darkness.)