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FRAG-FEST.... It is finished......

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Fri, 05/31/2013 - 08:40
#1701
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
NO RULES!!!

It's a free-for-all kill.

/cuts up Thowardz with a chainsaw and feeds him to my cichlid.

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 17:15
#1702
Thowardz's picture
Thowardz
really Really REALLY?!?

*REvive By energy*
I kill the next poster with my Auto Gun

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 17:52
#1703
Lord-Of-Dragos
Whewwwwwwwww!/e snipes

Whewwwwwwwww!
/e snipes lamnoone
/e rides around a pig
Whewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
P.S. dodges auto gun shots

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 17:58
#1704
Thowardz's picture
Thowardz
I use Big angry Bomb at

I use Big angry Bomb at Lord-Of-Dragos
BOOOOM!!!
He flew off to the sky
HOME RUN!!!!

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 18:36
#1705
Lord-Of-Dragos
/e lands on Thowardz He is

/e lands on Thowardz
He is squished :)

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 18:38
#1706
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
My ride will beat your ride

My ride will beat your ride LoD.
/jumps on a midgets back and chases after LoD
/waves a water pistol in the air filled with grape juice.
/tries to shot LoD with my Stenza

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 19:15
#1707
Thowardz's picture
Thowardz
I shoot Iamnoone With dead

I shoot Iamnoone With dead fish bullet

Sat, 06/01/2013 - 02:33
#1708
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Dang it. Now I smell like

Dang it. Now I smell like fish.
/smells self and gets angry

/hears Cartman saying, "The Simpon's did it."
I DON'T CARE IF THE SIMPON'S DID IT!"

Death by doughnut, Thowardz.
/ties Thowardz to a chair and starts to shove doughnuts down his throat.

Sat, 06/01/2013 - 03:06
#1709
Thowardz's picture
Thowardz
Yum

Yum That are Delicious doughnuts
Suddenly my wolver Bite rope That Iamnoone Tie me
Then I'm Free,And Shoot Iamnoone With Poisoned apple bullet

Sat, 06/01/2013 - 04:46
#1710
Lord-Of-Dragos
/e pushes Thowardz to the

/e pushes Thowardz to the ground
/e sits on Thowardz
/sleep

Sat, 06/01/2013 - 04:58
#1711
Thowardz's picture
Thowardz
My wolver Set Big angry

My wolver Set Big angry bomb
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
I flew to the sky with Lord-Of-Dragos

Sat, 06/01/2013 - 05:45
#1712
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
/gets a fireworks mortar and

/gets a fireworks mortar and aims at the flying Thowardz and LoD
/shoots
/direct hit
Awe! Look at the pretty colors.

Sat, 06/01/2013 - 06:22
#1713
Thowardz's picture
Thowardz
Wow I see it! wait... NOOOOO!

BOOM! The fire work exploded
I Fell At Iamnoone

Then I Put Big angry Bomb again
BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!
Iamnoone Flew to the sky

I shout "Now You Will Know How I and LoD Feel When You do this!"
Shoot Fireworks At Iamnoone

Direct Hit!

Sat, 06/01/2013 - 19:04
#1714
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
/me flips and lies through

/me flips and flies through the air
/sees pretty colors all around me
Ah *$&#!!!
A mortar blows up my butt.
/head dives to the ground
Zoomup!!!!
THUD!!!

Sat, 06/01/2013 - 19:52
#1715
Usevnsevnsixfivfor's picture
Usevnsevnsixfivfor
I've waited so long for this!

Good thing I necro'd this.

Remember the dog named Wilson from Steal the Cookie thread? He's here on my side.

Iamnoone's head was stuck on the ground. She got up and challenged me to a fight.

/music plays (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Stnq20x79Kc)

/curtains draw

I use Hammer, dealing 6 damage.

Wilson uses Charging Tackle, dealing 5 damage.

Iamnoone, what will your move be? Or will an audience member throw a can of cola?

Sun, 06/02/2013 - 04:26
#1716
Egpnd's picture
Egpnd
The Audience member was Me. (arm cannon online)

I fired my Hyper Beam @Usevnsevnsixfivfor for 40-50 dmg and my Seeker missiles @ everyone else for 100-200 dmg.

Sun, 06/02/2013 - 04:40
#1717
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
I stand perfectly still and

I stand perfectly still and close my eyes. Suddenly I vanish but only for a microsecond. I squint from trying closing my eyes harder and concentrating more. My body flickers in and out of existence again. I try one more time. It only lasts for a second but long enough for Egpnd's missile to pass through me or through the space I was occupying. I turn to see the missile sailing away from me and blow up it's unintended target.

I refocus on Usevnsevnsixfivfor. I stand and muster all the energy in me. I raise my arms up and out.
SLAM!!!
My hand clap together over Usevnsevnsixfivfor's ears so hard, the head explodes and blood and brains fly everywhere.
The crowd cheers and jeers.

Sun, 06/02/2013 - 05:04
#1718
Thowardz's picture
Thowardz
!

Arrgh! BLOOD!
*Shoot Pistol At Iamnoone*

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 08:17
#1719
Usevnsevnsixfivfor's picture
Usevnsevnsixfivfor
Arrgh! PISTOL!

/presses X

/jumps on Thowardz

/Thowardz gets scared and runs away

I use Power Bounce on Iamnoone, dealing 5, then 4, then 3, then 2, then 1, then 1, dealing a total damage of 16 damage.

Wilson uses a Fire Flower, dealing 3 damage to Iamnoone and also will deal 1 damage of burn damage for Iamnoone for his next two posts.

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 20:20
#1720
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
^ thread killer

/sticks a rocket up Usevnsevnsixfivfor's nose
Usevnsevnsixfivfor lifts a few feet off the ground before his head explodes.

Tue, 06/04/2013 - 03:33
#1721
Thowardz's picture
Thowardz
I shoot pistol at

I shoot pistol at Usevnsevnsixfivfor two times to make sure he's dead

Tue, 06/04/2013 - 03:40
#1722
Lord-Of-Dragos
YO GUYS, OVER HERE

Thowardz and lamnoone see a giant army of advancing speartons.
Stick wars :)
SPEARTONS CHARGE!!!!!!!!

Tue, 06/04/2013 - 03:43
#1723
Thowardz's picture
Thowardz
Ouch!!!

I got spear thorugh my head
Then I pull it out
And toss it at Lord-Of-Dragos

Tue, 06/04/2013 - 03:46
#1724
Lord-Of-Dragos
/e ducks Nice throw!

/e ducks
Nice throw! (Sarcasm)
/e snipes people with bows and arrows

Wed, 06/05/2013 - 09:19
#1725
Usevnsevnsixfivfor's picture
Usevnsevnsixfivfor
/superguards all arrows successfuly

All arrows aimed at me are scattered throughout the stage.

I use Quake Hammer. Everyone receives 4 damage. All the arrows stuck to the ground begin to shake and roll across the area. Lord-Of-Dragos tries to run up to me, but he slips on an arrow. His back hurts. Wilson gives me a bundle of arrows that he got, and I threw them pepper-box style at Lord-Of-Dragos.

@Thowardz
Why are you shooting pistols at me with your pistol? *pistolception*

Wed, 06/05/2013 - 14:24
#1726
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
YIKES!!! There's a spear in

YIKES!!!
There's a spear in my neck!

/pulls out the spear and looks for someone to stab

Wed, 06/05/2013 - 14:53
#1727
Usevnsevnsixfivfor's picture
Usevnsevnsixfivfor
/crouches

/thinks I hope Iamnoone doesn't see me.

By the way Iamnoone, you acted like you weren't on fire.

Thu, 06/06/2013 - 02:12
#1728
Thowardz's picture
Thowardz
I Thrown Sticky Net At

I Thrown Sticky Net At lamnoone.
Then She Stuck And I Set Poisoned Gas Bomb Near Her....
Then I Say "Can you survive this situation?"

Thu, 06/06/2013 - 09:14
#1729
Usevnsevnsixfivfor's picture
Usevnsevnsixfivfor
Who is you?

This "you" guy says no, so Thowardz does the same thing to this "you" guy.
Then I throw pickles and nitronomes at Iamnoone.

Fri, 06/07/2013 - 04:19
#1730
Egpnd's picture
Egpnd

Power Bomb, enough said..

Area Explodes in a Super-Heated Blast destroying anyone in its path. Since everyone is in the area, they all got vaporized except egpnd. (the person who Power Bombed)

Fri, 06/07/2013 - 05:24
#1731
Thowardz's picture
Thowardz
*Dead*

*REvive With Energy*
I Shot Egpnd With My Demon Bow

Fri, 06/07/2013 - 05:46
#1732
Egpnd's picture
Egpnd

Revives....

Say Hello to my unreal VULCANNNNNNNNN REPEATERRRRRRRRR

I fired 1000 Wooden Arrows @Thowardz.

Oh, all 1000 Wooden Arrows are Transformed into Vulcan bolts. (they Explode) In Addition, it has a chance to spilt into 2 bolts.

So, 1500 arrows hit you. (for 154 damage per arrow. 231,000 Damage if they all hit. maybe more if they crit) Evade Chance 10% per arrow, so unlikely.

Fri, 06/07/2013 - 07:43
#1733
Usevnsevnsixfivfor's picture
Usevnsevnsixfivfor

Smart Bomb, enough said..

I throw a Smart Bomb straight for Egpnd's mouth and it explodes in Egpnd's mouth. The area around Egpnd is also harmed by the bomb. I was not anywhere near the bomb when it exploded.

Fri, 06/07/2013 - 09:36
#1734
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
I crawl out of my bloody

I crawl out of my bloody grave with skin burning. I lunge forward as I fall, stabbing Usevnsevnsixfivfor in the chest with my flaming spear. My grave consumes me once more.

Fri, 06/07/2013 - 16:24
#1735
Thowardz's picture
Thowardz

I Shot Usevnsevnsixfivfor 1Time With Phonix Gun
And Also Shot 1 Time To Next Poster

Fri, 06/07/2013 - 16:24
#1736
Thowardz's picture
Thowardz

I Shot Usevnsevnsixfivfor 1Time With Phonix Gun
And Also Shot 1 Time To Next Poster

Fri, 06/07/2013 - 18:58
#1737
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
ignore this post, pretend it isn't here

why is everyone still fighting, frag-fest is finished O_O

Fri, 06/07/2013 - 19:53
#1738
Thowardz's picture
Thowardz
Because....

NO RULES!!!
It's a free-for-all kill.

/cuts up Thowardz with a chainsaw and feeds him to my cichlid.

That's What She Said....
So We Still Keep Fighting For Fun
*Slash Pipipipipi With Hunting Blade*

Fri, 06/07/2013 - 20:47
#1739
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
BECAUSE!!!

There is something so wonderfully poetic about someone starting a frag-fest (the death match or killing fest), and whilst technically being able to officially call an end to it, being completely unable to actually kill it.
KILL ON!!!
KILL FOREVER!!!
NO RULZ!!!

Because you can't kill a kill fest.

Fri, 06/07/2013 - 23:02
#1740
Thowardz's picture
Thowardz
Ok... I See...

I Thrown Curse Vial At Everyone

You Gonna Kill Yourself If You Going To Kill Someone

Sat, 06/08/2013 - 06:40
#1741
Usevnsevnsixfivfor's picture
Usevnsevnsixfivfor
@Thowardz

Iamnoone and I are undead, so you can't curse us.

I football tackle Thowardz into a spike pit.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 03:02
#1742
Thowardz's picture
Thowardz

I Take Some Toilet Paper And Wrap Usevnsevnsixfivfor Body
Which Make Him Turn Into Mummy
Then I Punch Him In The Face...

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 04:16
#1743
Egpnd's picture
Egpnd
Its over, Contest-wise. (running basic mode atm)

No Ce at the end of the page, but only rule is free revs.....

@all nuke

@all Lazer

@all MIMIC RUSH (ohnomnomnom at the players. They do 80 dmg. Also, its placed on the 1 sec timer and you can't get to it. aka they respawn greatly)

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 06:40
#1744
Usevnsevnsixfivfor's picture
Usevnsevnsixfivfor

I place a spike trap under where the next poster will spawn in.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 17:16
#1745
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
I'll take the pain.

What coming back and trying to take over! RULES!!!
I shank Egpnd in the back puncturing his heart.

Tue, 06/11/2013 - 02:54
#1746
Thowardz's picture
Thowardz

I Give Egpnd A Hedeghog
It Love And Hug Him
He Get A Pain By Those Spike....

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 07:56
#1747
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
I lock Usevnsevnsixfivfor in

I lock Usevnsevnsixfivfor in a party room at McDonald's with 100 2 to 4 year olds celebrating some rich brat's birthday. They're all rich brat's who are allowed to do whatever they like. They run, scream, bounce on and torture Usevnsevnsixfivfor into suicide.

Thu, 06/13/2013 - 02:33
#1748
Thowardz's picture
Thowardz
lol poor U77654...

I shot my arrow with my magic bow
It hit Lord-Bacon-Eater and she turn into ant (by magic power)
Then I stump on her and yes...She flaten

Thu, 06/13/2013 - 05:03
#1749
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
O.O

I've been flattened!?!

/giggles
Flat as a pancake. Able to fly like a Frisbee.
/checks the edges of my flatten armor
/cuts my finger on the edge
Ya, it's sharp.

/throws my Frisbee self through the air
/cuts through Thowardz' throat, popping his head off
/cuts through Usevnsevnsixfivfor's throat, popping his head off
/lands in Egpnd's forehead, partially imbedded, causing massive blood loss
/I look down into Egpnd's eyes.
You okay darling.
/giggles
I went further than I though I would.

Thu, 06/13/2013 - 05:59
#1750
Egpnd's picture
Egpnd
Note to self, get a helmet.

And the mimics are still spawning, welp.....

/e sees 200 mimics attacking, NOM NOM NOM.....

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