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Fri, 06/01/2012 - 17:38
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone

It's pretty simple. Give bad advice to the last person who posted and then ask for the advice you need.

How can I learn to fly a plane?

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 18:08
#1
Trobolta's picture
Trobolta
Do it yourself. Personal

Do it yourself. Personal experiences are best. Don't take the baby's way of learning through the academy.

How do I make perfect breakfast?

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 18:23
#2
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Give your food to a hungry

Give your food to a hungry person and ask them to cook it.

Where do I get a drivers license?

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 18:25
#3
Psychodestroyer's picture
Psychodestroyer

Internet, like everything else.

How do haz cheezburgerz?

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 18:34
#4
Egpnd's picture
Egpnd
Cook it with tnt

How to do LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROY JENKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKINS?

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 18:53
#5
Trobolta's picture
Trobolta
Strategically think how to

Strategically think how to run into the enemy.

How does one light a bulb.

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 18:57
#6
Egpnd's picture
Egpnd
It dawns in fire.

How to make a chain?

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 04:09
#7
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Stick your hand into a vat of

Stick your hand into a vat of molten iron and shape the chain with your fingers.

Where is a good place to hide a gun?

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 04:24
#8
Trobolta's picture
Trobolta
At the police station by

At the police station by pointing it at the officer.

How do i make a good sandwich.

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 04:43
#9
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Start with a piece of bread

Start with a piece of bread and put the person you love on next.

How can I make my brother be quiet?

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 05:03
#10
Trobolta's picture
Trobolta
Slap him across the face. How

Slap him across the face.

How does one simply walk into Mordor?

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 05:17
#11
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Don't destroy the evil ring

Don't destroy the evil ring and it will be easy.

How can I dry my cat?

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 05:53
#12
Trobolta's picture
Trobolta
Whoops

~Double Post~

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 05:52
#13
Trobolta's picture
Trobolta
Put him in the microwave,

Put him in the microwave, like the Internets showed you.

How do I turn on my computer?

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 12:18
#14
Autofire's picture
Autofire
You plug it into your ear and

You plug it into your ear and turn it on.

How do I get crowns?

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 15:29
#15
Trobolta's picture
Trobolta
You sell all your equipment

You sell all your equipment away. All of it.

How do I brush my teeth?

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 17:59
#16
Autofire's picture
Autofire
You take that thing called a

You take that thing called a toilet brush and shove it in your mouth and start rotating it.

How do I get all A's on my school?

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 18:13
#17
Trobolta's picture
Trobolta
Peek at your friends

Peek at your friends answers.

How do i focus on doing my homework rather going back here and procrastinate.

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 19:10
#18
Autofire's picture
Autofire
You beat the crap out of your

You beat the crap out of your computer and every other computer you see. If that fails, you can always go nuke and blow up the internet provider's builds.

How do I stop laughing at these hilarious threads?

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 19:48
#19
Bluejaylai's picture
Bluejaylai
Read more of them. How do I

Read more of them.

How do I stop stupid people ask stupid questions?

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 21:03
#20
Doctorspacebar's picture
Doctorspacebar
SUNSHAAAAAAAAARDS

Post a meme every two seconds.

How do I get into a group for Shadow Lairs?

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 21:05
#21
Rennaac's picture
Rennaac
how do i get into a group for shadow lairs?

join your friend at the clockwork terminal wearing full proto

how do you build a car?

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 21:09
#22
Doctorspacebar's picture
Doctorspacebar
SUNSHAAAAAAAAARDS

Make sure the wheels are nice perfect squares, and the engine needs to be filled with sand and cold water. Also, don't forget to build the frame out of nice sturdy popsicle sticks.

How do I tell someone they are being annoying?

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 21:13
#23
Rennaac's picture
Rennaac
how do i tell someone they are being annoying

invite them over to your house for dinner.

how do you cure a sunburn?

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 21:44
#24
Autofire's picture
Autofire
Jump into a pool after

Jump into a pool after requesting to have a friend pull you out one hour later. Do not keep all the water out of your lungs or the cure won't work.

Where do I buy a wireless internet card for a PC?

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 21:54
#25
Trobolta's picture
Trobolta
Steal it from the store. How

Steal it from the store.

How do I multitask?

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 22:35
#26
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
You take your computer in the

You take your computer in the shower with you so you can play and wash at the same time.

I do I keep someone from following me all the time?

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 22:46
#27
Trobolta's picture
Trobolta
Leave signs everywhere

Leave signs everywhere telling your stalker where you are.

How do I stop other people's obsession with me?

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 23:30
#28
Bluejaylai's picture
Bluejaylai
Post pictures of yourself on

Post pictures of yourself on Google.

How do i leave this never-ending maze of bad advice?

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 23:57
#29
Trobolta's picture
Trobolta
Post more bad advice. How do

Post more bad advice.

How do i stop posting these bad advices?

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 00:21
#30
Bluejaylai's picture
Bluejaylai
Continue to read this

Continue to read this thread

How do I pet a Snarbolax?

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 00:40
#31
Trobolta's picture
Trobolta
Let him stab you several

Let him stab you several times to calm him down.

How do i stop sucking on other threads?

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 00:44
#32
Tuhui's picture
Tuhui
You cover yourself if meat

Don't cencor yourself, type what ever comes to your mind no matter how ridiculous, and don't give yourself time to think things through

How do i deal with poisonous spiders?

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 00:48
#33
Trobolta's picture
Trobolta
with spider powers from one

with spider powers from one biting you.

How do I spell?

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 03:44
#34
Fehzor's picture
Fehzor

Nicely.

I don't need any advice.

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 03:59
#35
Trobolta's picture
Trobolta
You sadly do. Otherwise this

You sadly do. Otherwise this thread dies.

How do i make Fehzor accept advises?

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 04:19
#36
Darkensang's picture
Darkensang
First fry him and bake him in

First fry him and bake him in the sun so he is dehydrated then put in a pool of cool water and demand him To accept your advice or rinse and reapeat

How do I jump of the 13th floor and not get killed?

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 04:33
#37
Psychodestroyer's picture
Psychodestroyer

Make each floor a kilometer high.

How do I trow snoball?

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 04:51
#38
Trobolta's picture
Trobolta
By spelling it with snow. How

By spelling it with snow.

How do I do this?

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 04:52
#39
Darkensang's picture
Darkensang
Slam your face into it

Slam your face into it.

how to make an omelette without breaking the egg?

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 05:00
#40
Trobolta's picture
Trobolta
You roast the snipe. How do i

You roast the snipe.

How do i keep typing this stuff?

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 05:03
#41
Artistbma's picture
Artistbma
By shoving your friends face

By shoving your friends face into the keyboard.

How do I practice my flying super power?

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 05:08
#42
Psychodestroyer's picture
Psychodestroyer

Jump off a cliff. Repeat if you're still breathing.

How do I get to sleep?

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 05:14
#43
Trobolta's picture
Trobolta
Smash your face against a

Smash your face against a brick.

How do come up with this stuff?

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 05:16
#44
Psychodestroyer's picture
Psychodestroyer

You don't.

How do I help stupid posters be less stupid?

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 06:27
#45
Trobolta's picture
Trobolta
Draw mustaches on them. How

Draw mustaches on them.

How do i think up of new ideas to draw?

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 12:48
#46
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Google artist and look at

Google artist and look at what others are doing. Then copy their work.

I do I get a knot out of my shoe lace?

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 15:33
#47
Psychodestroyer's picture
Psychodestroyer

Tie another knot over it.

How do I get better at writing?

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 15:46
#48
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Take a course in

Take a course in mathematics.

How do I get rid of sunburn?

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 15:55
#49
Psychodestroyer's picture
Psychodestroyer

Kill it with fire.

How do I eat a pancake?

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 15:58
#50
Trobolta's picture
Trobolta
Dump salt all over it. How do

Dump salt all over it.

How do i stay awake at late nights?

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