It's pretty simple. Give bad advice to the last person who posted and then ask for the advice you need.
How can I learn to fly a plane?
It's pretty simple. Give bad advice to the last person who posted and then ask for the advice you need.
How can I learn to fly a plane?
Give your food to a hungry person and ask them to cook it.
Where do I get a drivers license?
How to do LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROY JENKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKINS?
Strategically think how to run into the enemy.
How does one light a bulb.
Stick your hand into a vat of molten iron and shape the chain with your fingers.
Where is a good place to hide a gun?
At the police station by pointing it at the officer.
How do i make a good sandwich.
Start with a piece of bread and put the person you love on next.
How can I make my brother be quiet?
Slap him across the face.
How does one simply walk into Mordor?
Don't destroy the evil ring and it will be easy.
How can I dry my cat?
Put him in the microwave, like the Internets showed you.
How do I turn on my computer?
You plug it into your ear and turn it on.
How do I get crowns?
You sell all your equipment away. All of it.
How do I brush my teeth?
You take that thing called a toilet brush and shove it in your mouth and start rotating it.
How do I get all A's on my school?
Peek at your friends answers.
How do i focus on doing my homework rather going back here and procrastinate.
You beat the crap out of your computer and every other computer you see. If that fails, you can always go nuke and blow up the internet provider's builds.
How do I stop laughing at these hilarious threads?
Read more of them.
How do I stop stupid people ask stupid questions?
Post a meme every two seconds.
How do I get into a group for Shadow Lairs?
join your friend at the clockwork terminal wearing full proto
how do you build a car?
Make sure the wheels are nice perfect squares, and the engine needs to be filled with sand and cold water. Also, don't forget to build the frame out of nice sturdy popsicle sticks.
How do I tell someone they are being annoying?
invite them over to your house for dinner.
how do you cure a sunburn?
Jump into a pool after requesting to have a friend pull you out one hour later. Do not keep all the water out of your lungs or the cure won't work.
Where do I buy a wireless internet card for a PC?
Steal it from the store.
How do I multitask?
You take your computer in the shower with you so you can play and wash at the same time.
I do I keep someone from following me all the time?
Leave signs everywhere telling your stalker where you are.
How do I stop other people's obsession with me?
Post pictures of yourself on Google.
How do i leave this never-ending maze of bad advice?
Post more bad advice.
How do i stop posting these bad advices?
Continue to read this thread
How do I pet a Snarbolax?
Let him stab you several times to calm him down.
How do i stop sucking on other threads?
Don't cencor yourself, type what ever comes to your mind no matter how ridiculous, and don't give yourself time to think things through
How do i deal with poisonous spiders?
with spider powers from one biting you.
How do I spell?
You sadly do. Otherwise this thread dies.
How do i make Fehzor accept advises?
First fry him and bake him in the sun so he is dehydrated then put in a pool of cool water and demand him To accept your advice or rinse and reapeat
How do I jump of the 13th floor and not get killed?
Make each floor a kilometer high.
How do I trow snoball?
By spelling it with snow.
How do I do this?
Slam your face into it.
how to make an omelette without breaking the egg?
You roast the snipe.
How do i keep typing this stuff?
By shoving your friends face into the keyboard.
How do I practice my flying super power?
Jump off a cliff. Repeat if you're still breathing.
How do I get to sleep?
Smash your face against a brick.
How do come up with this stuff?
Draw mustaches on them.
How do i think up of new ideas to draw?
Google artist and look at what others are doing. Then copy their work.
I do I get a knot out of my shoe lace?
Tie another knot over it.
How do I get better at writing?
Take a course in mathematics.
How do I get rid of sunburn?
Dump salt all over it.
How do i stay awake at late nights?
Do it yourself. Personal experiences are best. Don't take the baby's way of learning through the academy.
How do I make perfect breakfast?