How to jump feet first into hell?
The bad advice game.
Sun, 06/03/2012 - 16:04
#52
blow up your tv
Sun, 06/03/2012 - 16:08
#53
With all your manly friends
With all your manly friends around.
How do I fix a TV?
Sun, 06/03/2012 - 16:18
#54
Destroy it with a rocket
Destroy it with a rocket hammer
How do I kill a mocking bird?
Sun, 06/03/2012 - 16:51
#55
Let it mock you a lil longer.
Let it mock you a lil longer. and not kill it.
How do i?
Sun, 06/03/2012 - 17:50
#56
I hope you mean how do I mock a mocking bird?
Mock it back by wearing a bird costume while sitting in a tree imitating it's mocks.
How do I fix a flat tire?
Sun, 06/03/2012 - 18:22
#57
Stitch with with a pin.
How
Stitch with with a pin.
How do I do homework?
Sun, 06/03/2012 - 19:18
#58
Ask the dumb kid in class to
Ask the dumb kid in class to do it. He's stupid. He'll do it for you.
What should I do if there's a burglar in my house?
Sun, 06/03/2012 - 19:28
#59
Throw money at him.
How do i
Throw money at him.
How do i persuade?
Sun, 06/03/2012 - 21:15
#60
You shout curse words at the
You shout curse words at the person you want to persuade. Then shout at them that your idea is better than theirs and they suck and are stupid. 90% of the time, you persuade to people to kill you. 9% of the time, the person ignores you. 1% of the time, the person takes your word for it and is persuaded to kill himself because he is so stupid.
How do I get my older brother to stop playing Nuclear Dawn?
Mon, 06/04/2012 - 06:30
#61
Use a nuke to blow it up.
How to fire a MAC Round?
Mon, 06/04/2012 - 09:10
#62
buy a mac, smash it into a
buy a mac, smash it into a circle, and set it on fire. ta-da!
how do i make my double-bladed battleaxe sharper?
Mon, 06/04/2012 - 11:06
#63
Sharpen it in someone's
Sharpen it in someone's head.
How can I stop a bully from bulling?
Tue, 06/05/2012 - 09:40
#64
lol
Get a red shirt and start jumping.
How do I catch a Mew?
Tue, 06/05/2012 - 10:09
#65
use Magikrap and try to
use Magikrap and try to weaken Mew, and then capture Mew with a poke ball
how do i cook chicken eggs?
Tue, 06/05/2012 - 10:24
#66
You throw them on the black
You throw them on the black top on a hot day. Then you lick them up in they start to sizzle.
How do I use a computer?
Tue, 06/05/2012 - 12:13
#67
Whack someone on the head
Whack someone on the head with it.
How do I tell a girl I like her?
Tue, 06/05/2012 - 12:20
#68
You shout it in her face.
You shout it in her face. Then you shake your fist in a, umm, totally not threatening way.
How do I install a game on my computer?
Tue, 06/05/2012 - 20:44
#69
Delete everything off the computer, then stomp on it.
How do I tell some stupid person I hate them?
Tue, 06/05/2012 - 23:06
#70
Tell that you love them.
How
Tell that you love them.
How do i wish?
Wed, 06/06/2012 - 00:12
#71
You dont
How do I commit
You dont
How do I commit suicide?
¬ Sppw
Wed, 06/06/2012 - 04:08
#72
You delete all your game site
You delete all your game site accounts.
I'm driving in a city I've never been to before and get lost. How do I find my way home?
Wed, 06/06/2012 - 05:06
#73
Drive until you run out of gas and blow it up.
How to do THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!?
Wed, 06/06/2012 - 05:20
#74
Dont kick a Persian messenger
Dont kick a Persian messenger into a bottomless pit.
How do I explode?
Wed, 06/06/2012 - 05:27
#75
Drink lots of milk.
How long
Drink lots of milk.
How long should I wait to go swimming after I have eaten something?
Wed, 06/06/2012 - 06:56
#76
You dont.
How do I climb
You dont.
How do I climb walls?
Wed, 06/06/2012 - 09:20
#77
Digging (its obvious)
How do
Digging (its obvious)
How do i dig?
Wed, 06/06/2012 - 09:47
#78
You eat the dirt
and anything you find in the dirt.
How do I get CE?
Wed, 06/06/2012 - 09:52
#79
mist crafting and sell it for 9000x the price.
How do use a pit?
Wed, 06/06/2012 - 10:00
#80
Put yourself in it and put all the sand/dirt back in.
How do I become rich?
Wed, 06/06/2012 - 12:17
#81
give everything you own to
give everything you own to your grandmothers poker buddies.
how do i become a magic panda?
Wed, 06/06/2012 - 12:34
#82
Itsa me, Mario!
You eat bamboo until you explode.
How do I turn on the lights?
Wed, 06/06/2012 - 21:43
#83
Hit them with a baseball
Hit them with a baseball bat.
I locked my keys in the car and the car is still running. What should I do?
Wed, 06/06/2012 - 21:55
#84
You should call all the
You should call all the notorious thieves of the town to help lock pick your car. And make sure the let them "borrow" it when they finish the job.
How do I give bad advice?
Wed, 06/06/2012 - 22:36
#85
Give good advice
How do I
Give good advice
How do I read a book?
¬ Sppw
Thu, 06/07/2012 - 05:41
#86
You burn the book.
How not to get LAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG?
Thu, 06/07/2012 - 06:42
#87
Open your browser many times
Open your browser many times and sign into all your game sites at once.
How do I get a chocolate stain out of my pants?
Thu, 06/07/2012 - 06:52
#88
Eat soap, then take a dump in
Eat soap, then take a dump in it.
How do I stop procrastinating, again?
Thu, 06/07/2012 - 07:10
#89
Just wait awhile and the
Just wait awhile and the answer to that question will come to you.
Hey, I have an idea. I'll do what you don't want to do if you do what I'm supposed to be doing.
How can I get rid of a mouthy, disrespectful child?
Thu, 06/07/2012 - 07:17
#90
Say you love .... it. It'll
Say you love .... it. It'll scare the living crap out of it.
How do I breathe?
Thu, 06/07/2012 - 07:27
#91
You go to space wearing only
You go to space wearing only bedclothes.
How do I stop talkin'?
Thu, 06/07/2012 - 07:28
#92
You go to space wearing only
You go to space wearing only bedclothes.
How do I stop talkin'?
¬ Sppw
EDIT:Double post
Thu, 06/07/2012 - 07:50
#93
Stick a banana in your mouth
Stick a banana in your mouth and I'll give it a swift kick.
How can I make forms fill out and copy themselves?
Thu, 06/07/2012 - 08:35
#94
You ask me to make you a
You ask me to make you a program to do that?
How do I eat Trobolta's hand?
Thu, 06/07/2012 - 13:14
#95
With a little salt.
How do I make CE prices lower?
Thu, 06/07/2012 - 14:14
#96
buy CE
How to get healed faster?
Thu, 06/07/2012 - 14:52
#97
Sprinkle salt over your cuts. Repeat every 5 minutes for a week.
How do I ____.
Thu, 06/07/2012 - 21:00
#98
@Iamoone
Stop torturing
@Iamoone
Stop torturing me(Torture game rivalry)
You read the instructions
How do I make fake blood?
¬ Sppw
Thu, 06/07/2012 - 23:22
#99
Cut your wrist and let the
Cut your wrist and let the blood run into a cup. Yell at it calling it a fake.
Okay and wonders, how do I stop torturing Sppw?
Thu, 06/07/2012 - 23:31
#100
You strap him to a Chinese
You strap him to a Chinese water torture.
How do I do my homework, like now?
Stab it with a flourish
How do I watch my little pony"friendship is magic"