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Thu, 06/07/2012 - 23:49
#101
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Give it to me. I'll do it for

Give it to me. I'll do it for you.

How do I kill a mouse that is running through my house?

Fri, 06/08/2012 - 00:01
#102
Trobolta's picture
Trobolta
You inject poison into

You inject poison into yourself and let your excretes produce the poison.

How do I stop Iamnoone from wanting me so badly?

Fri, 06/08/2012 - 00:10
#103
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Run around in your

Run around in your speedos.

How do I convince Trobolta to stop wearing speedos and run around naked?

Fri, 06/08/2012 - 05:45
#104
Trobolta's picture
Trobolta
You just need to stop seeing

You just need to stop seeing me running around in just my speedos.

How do I brain bleach what Iamnoone just said?

Fri, 06/08/2012 - 17:40
#105
Egpnd's picture
Egpnd
you burn it

How to NOT to get an error in Luxor Evolved? (ending)

Sat, 06/09/2012 - 05:11
#106
Sppw's picture
Sppw
You evolve a Luxor How do I

You evolve a Luxor

How do I continue to NOT torture Iamnoone

Sat, 06/09/2012 - 05:27
#107
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
You convince me that we both

You convince me that we both should torture GM.

What should I feed my hungry dog?

Sat, 06/09/2012 - 05:40
#108
Sppw's picture
Sppw
Yourself What shoud I eat at

Yourself

What shoud I eat at McDonalds

¬ Sppw

Sat, 06/09/2012 - 10:45
#109
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Eat me. A dog keeps pooping

Eat me.

A dog keeps pooping in my yard. How do I stop it?

Sat, 06/09/2012 - 18:02
#110
Thelhawk's picture
Thelhawk
tell it to poop in someone else's yard

How is this thread still alive?

Sat, 06/09/2012 - 19:35
#111
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
it will never die

Someone keeps yelling at me. How do I make them shut their nasty mouth?

Sun, 06/10/2012 - 23:15
#112
Sppw's picture
Sppw
You sleep and hear the

You sleep and hear the resonating sound of your (person who keeps shouting at you)

Too lame for signature

Mon, 06/11/2012 - 11:43
#113
Flamethunder's picture
Flamethunder
how do get free bikes in

how do get free bikes in china?

Mon, 06/11/2012 - 15:46
#114
Trobolta's picture
Trobolta

What do you mean free? Are you saying you have to PAY for badly cloned goods? D:

How do I sneeze?

Mon, 06/11/2012 - 22:15
#115
Sppw's picture
Sppw
You kill yourself and you

You kill yourself and you sneeze while your doing it.

how do i fu-

¬ Sppw

Edit: I meant to say fudge

Tue, 06/12/2012 - 05:14
#116
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
You say bite me. What's the

You say bite me.

What's the best time to have my friends come over?

Tue, 06/12/2012 - 07:01
#117
Trobolta's picture
Trobolta
Never.

How do I physics?

Tue, 06/12/2012 - 07:48
#118
Flamethunder's picture
Flamethunder
you smash your computer to

you smash your computer to find out

how do I stop,drop and roll?

Tue, 06/12/2012 - 18:15
#119
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
assuming that's to put out a fire

You run to the nearest gas station. Stop in the middle of the service area and roll around in the spilled gas that is on the ground.

What should I feed my fish? He is always hungry.

Tue, 06/12/2012 - 18:39
#120
Duskfinder's picture
Duskfinder
Yourself. When do I cross the

Yourself.
When do I cross the street?

Tue, 06/12/2012 - 21:59
#121
Sppw's picture
Sppw
New York City-Rush hour

New York City-Rush hour broken lihgts so cars wont stop

What should say to Iamnoone's Son/Daughter?

¬ Sppw

Wed, 06/13/2012 - 03:21
#122
Duskfinder's picture
Duskfinder
You are noones

You are noones son/daughter.
What excuse do I give my teacher when I don't hand in homework?

Wed, 06/13/2012 - 05:24
#123
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Hey teacher, you are stupid.

Hey teacher, you are stupid. The homework is at home. The dirty dishes are in the sink and the weeds that need to be weeded are in the garden.

My bird flew out the window. How do I get it back?

Wed, 06/13/2012 - 06:24
#124
Trobolta's picture
Trobolta
Ask your apprentice that told

Ask your apprentice that told you to release the bird in the first place to replace it.

How do I enjoy finishing my intimidating homework?

Wed, 06/13/2012 - 20:25
#125
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Translate all the work into

Translate all the work into Lithuanian and tell your teacher you are studying to travel aboard.

Where is a good place to hide money?

Wed, 06/13/2012 - 22:10
#126
Sppw's picture
Sppw
On a criminal he'll keep it

On a criminal he'll keep it safe for you

Where can I get money?

¬ Sppw

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 08:16
#127
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Sit near an ATM with a

Sit near an ATM with a baseball bat and beat the money out of people as they walk away from the machine.

Where should I go on vacation?

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 16:17
#128
Rangerwillx's picture
Rangerwillx

Antarctica. Make sure to bring no long shirts or sweaters or anything like that though, it's SUPER hot there.

What should I get for dinner?

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 16:30
#129
Isekuube's picture
Isekuube
GAH! Too late!

Live Lobsters and for desert... living, crawling army ants.

Where can I get Prismatic Dragon Wings Cheap

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 18:06
#130
Necroterra's picture
Necroterra
Prismatic Dragon Wings drop

Prismatic Dragon Wings drop from Prismatic Dragons, but only if you fight them in Proto armor.

How should I resist the temptation to get banned by being REALLY REALLY evil in the kill/save/torture thread?

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 00:18
#131
Sppw's picture
Sppw
ask yourself 'Its in there

ask yourself 'Its in there somewhere Right?'

how do I get a way to torture Iamnoone that has 1 flaw (or more)

¬ Sppw

Sat, 06/16/2012 - 05:06
#132
Purrifier's picture
Purrifier
Ask him kindly How can I make

Ask him kindly

How can I make Snarby my pet?

Sat, 06/16/2012 - 06:00
#133
Dvntbjh's picture
Dvntbjh
Snarby

torture him by waving his fangs in his face

how do eat mentos and coke without blowing up?

Sat, 06/16/2012 - 07:13
#134
Autofire's picture
Autofire
Stuff your homework in the

Stuff your homework in the toilet, flush it, and say to your teachers "I DIDN'T DO IT! DID IT :("

How do I show I am angry?

Sat, 06/16/2012 - 08:24
#135
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Give the person you are angry

Give the person you are angry with a big hug and kiss.

What should I do on a beautiful sunny day?

Sun, 06/17/2012 - 01:33
#136
Sppw's picture
Sppw
Wear a poncho and

Wear a poncho and raincoat

What is 'Thick pea soup'
I wanna know how to eat it

¬ Sppw

Sun, 06/17/2012 - 08:04
#137
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
It's something you put on a

It's something you put on a spoon and fling at others.

*pouts* How can I convince my boss I need another week of vacation?

Sun, 06/17/2012 - 22:13
#138
Sppw's picture
Sppw
Tell him that he will get

Tell him that he will get fired if he dosent do it as you are a 'secret' boss of him.Then when he doesn't believe you say

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How do I tie my laces

¬ Sppw

Sun, 06/17/2012 - 22:21
#139
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Soak the laces in kerosine

Soak the laces in kerosine and light a lighter. Touch the flame of the lighter to the lace.

What should I do if my boss sits on me when I say I'm the secret boss? My boss is large. :/

Sun, 06/17/2012 - 22:28
#140
Sppw's picture
Sppw
You let him squish you What

You let him squish you

What should I take a picture of?

¬ Sppw

Sun, 06/17/2012 - 22:36
#141
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
A moving vehicle that is

A moving vehicle that is heading right towards you.

How can I make myself fall asleep?

Sun, 06/17/2012 - 22:39
#142
Sppw's picture
Sppw
Drink a lot of Coffee How do

Drink a lot of Coffee

How do I make Cocoa

¬ Sppw

P.S bye for now Iamnoone I know you are on at the same time as me

¬ Sppw

Sun, 06/17/2012 - 22:53
#143
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
bye for now but not forever

Force little people to do it for you.

How do I stop a young child from crying?

Sun, 06/17/2012 - 23:02
#144
Sppw's picture
Sppw
Torture them How do I make a

Torture them

How do I make a cake?#

¬ Sppw

Mon, 06/18/2012 - 12:31
#145
Autofire's picture
Autofire
Ask GLADos. (Note: you'll

Ask GLADos. (Note: you'll need a gun from them that only it/she can give to you, and she won't unless you are a designated test subject.)

How do I scrub a toilet?

Mon, 06/18/2012 - 16:25
#146
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
You grab Sppw by the heels

You grab Sppw by the heels and flip him upside down. Stick his head in the toilet bowl and swish him around.

There's been a baby bird in my yard all day. It wants me to feed it and I've been putting worms in its beak but it can't eat them. I don't want it to die. I'm not going to chew worms. How can I get someone else to chew the worms for me and spit them into its mouth?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 01:56
#147
Sppw's picture
Sppw
Grab the next person who

Grab the next person who comes! Stufff his muth full o worms then tell him to spit in you mouth and then vomit in the toilet then give the vomit which is where the worms WERE to the bird

How do play Viola

¬ Sppw

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 14:12
#148
Demonicsothe's picture
Demonicsothe
Ingest beans and put it near

Ingest beans and put it near your butt.

How to obtain cake?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 21:55
#149
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Go to McDonald's on a

Go to McDonald's on a Saturday afternoon. Go in the party room and pretend to be one of the guests at the birthday party. When they bring in the cake, grab it and run.

What's the best way to get rid of oil spots on my concrete driveway?

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 23:08
#150
Warriorrogue's picture
Warriorrogue
Set them on fire What's the

Set them on fire

What's the best way to murder someone?

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