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Wed, 06/20/2012 - 23:56
#151
Sppw's picture
Sppw
Kiss them on the lips to

Kiss them on the lips to death!

How do you kill someone using a knife?

¬ Sppw

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 01:33
#152
Frocus's picture
Frocus
Jab the handle into their

Jab the handle into their foot while holding the sharp end.

How do I capture a whale and display it in my home without killing it.

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 05:06
#153
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Stand at the edge of the

Stand at the edge of the ocean yelling, "here whale". Then when you catch it, carry it home.

How do I get rid of my annoying brother who keeps following me around?

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 09:28
#154
Warriorrogue's picture
Warriorrogue

Offer him chocolate.

I accidently the world. What should I do?

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 09:58
#155
Autofire's picture
Autofire
Kill a police officer in his

Kill a police officer in his station. Than hold the gun/knife up and shout "I DID IT"

What is the best way to win at the current 55 word story contest?

EDIT: ninja'd, or something. Ok, use a nuke on all the big cities.

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 17:23
#156
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Start writing your story with

Start writing your story with word numbered 55 and work your way back to word number 1.

My auto mechanic says I need to rotate my tires. I thought that was what you did ever time you drove somewhere. What's the real way to do it?

Sat, 06/23/2012 - 06:51
#157
Nerkll
You...

You get a knife and stab a parked car's tires, but after you stabbed yours, then just wait there for the owner to come.

How to drink coffe?

Sat, 06/23/2012 - 09:07
#158
Aureate's picture
Aureate
Processing Thoughts of You Always

With a teaspoon of anthrax.

How to solo RJP?

Sat, 06/23/2012 - 10:05
#159
Warriorrogue's picture
Warriorrogue
Walk into every single

Walk into every single attack

How to lose badly at lockdown?

Sat, 06/23/2012 - 12:29
#160
Omarine-Depths
Attack!

Never die and camp at your own base.

How to Spiral Knights?

Sat, 06/23/2012 - 13:22
#161
Autofire's picture
Autofire
Umm, you delete the SK

Umm, you delete the SK folder.

How do I get my mats to sell?

Sat, 06/23/2012 - 15:39
#162
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Grab someone by the throat

Grab someone by the throat and take their coins. Then shove the mats in their pocket.

What should I do with this super long weekend?

Sat, 06/23/2012 - 20:43
#163
Frocus's picture
Frocus
Uh...

Get thrown in jail.

How do I sing like Justin Bieber?

Sun, 06/24/2012 - 14:45
#164
Autofire's picture
Autofire
You just scream. Yep, do

You just scream. Yep, do nothing else. Just scream and scream and scream and scream and scream and scream and--ack ack ack cut it out!

How do I get Frocus to stop screaming?

Mon, 06/25/2012 - 01:53
#165
Lord-Koumori's picture
Lord-Koumori
easy

You poison him.

How do I eat crisps?

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 09:02
#166
Aureate's picture
Aureate
Processing Thoughts of You Always

Put them in my mouth.

how do i shot web

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 12:21
#167
Autofire's picture
Autofire
Let a toxic spider bite you. Spider man did it. :P

How do I win?

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 15:59
#168
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Quit and walk away. How do I

Quit and walk away.

How do I fix a leaky faucet?

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 19:44
#169
King-Phoenix's picture
King-Phoenix
Hit It

Hit it with a wrench until it gets fixed.

How do you take out the hamah in LD?

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 23:17
#170
Autofire's picture
Autofire
Use a recon cloak XD

How do I make good maps in minecraft?

Wed, 06/27/2012 - 06:49
#171
Varminttwotwothree's picture
Varminttwotwothree
use TNT.

How to make my PC stop defragging?

Wed, 06/27/2012 - 07:27
#172
Toxicblade's picture
Toxicblade
Derp

Use a fragmentation grenade to frag the fragments out of your defragging computer.

How to dark ritual?

Wed, 06/27/2012 - 15:48
#173
Thelhawk's picture
Thelhawk
This is one big thread

go to moorcraft manor and threaten the cats into starting the ritual.

How do I kill everyone who posted in this thread?

Wed, 06/27/2012 - 17:30
#174
Autofire's picture
Autofire
Take a knife and stab yourself.

Your dead corpse should be enough to kill us all. Oh, and watch out for getting--buried. >.<

How do I lol?

Wed, 06/27/2012 - 18:52
#175
King-Phoenix's picture
King-Phoenix
Cry your heart out xD.

When is the best time for breakfast?

Thu, 06/28/2012 - 04:17
#176
Lord-Koumori's picture
Lord-Koumori
Dinner Why should I eat

Dinner

Why should I eat Vegetables?

Thu, 06/28/2012 - 13:30
#177
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
You shouldn't eat them. You

You shouldn't eat them. You should save them in your pocket until they rot then use them in the food fight thread.

How do I stop a stalker form following me?

Sat, 06/30/2012 - 21:09
#178
Thunderbog's picture
Thunderbog
Keep going. How can I hug a

Keep going.

How can I hug a man if I'm a man?

Sat, 06/30/2012 - 21:39
#179
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Walk up to the 1st really big

Walk up to the 1st really big and macho guy you see and wraps your arms and legs around him hugging him tight.

How can I get a picture of this?

Sat, 06/30/2012 - 21:43
#180
Thunderbog's picture
Thunderbog
Use yer hands! How can I grow

Use yer hands!

How can I grow handsome Japanese beard without moustache?

Sat, 06/30/2012 - 22:03
#181
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Shave your face every

Shave your face every morning.

What should I have for dinner?

Sat, 06/30/2012 - 22:05
#182
Thunderbog's picture
Thunderbog
Mcdonalds. Should I go and

Mcdonalds.

Should I go and cut my hair at the barber shop?

Sat, 06/30/2012 - 22:16
#183
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
No, ask a blind person to cut

No, ask a blind person to cut it.

Should I stay up all night playing?

Sat, 06/30/2012 - 23:40
#184
Thunderbog's picture
Thunderbog
Yes, play until the next

Yes, play until the next morning.

Should I call haxors hax accounts?

Sat, 09/22/2012 - 12:17
#185
Dabic's picture
Dabic
Lamnoone is awesome

Ask the haxors themselves.

How do i add lamnoone to my friendslist he is awesome!?

IGN Dabic

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