Jab the handle into their foot while holding the sharp end.
How do I capture a whale and display it in my home without killing it.
Jab the handle into their foot while holding the sharp end.
How do I capture a whale and display it in my home without killing it.
Stand at the edge of the ocean yelling, "here whale". Then when you catch it, carry it home.
How do I get rid of my annoying brother who keeps following me around?
Offer him chocolate.
I accidently the world. What should I do?
Kill a police officer in his station. Than hold the gun/knife up and shout "I DID IT"
What is the best way to win at the current 55 word story contest?
EDIT: ninja'd, or something. Ok, use a nuke on all the big cities.
Start writing your story with word numbered 55 and work your way back to word number 1.
My auto mechanic says I need to rotate my tires. I thought that was what you did ever time you drove somewhere. What's the real way to do it?
You get a knife and stab a parked car's tires, but after you stabbed yours, then just wait there for the owner to come.
How to drink coffe?
With a teaspoon of anthrax.
How to solo RJP?
Walk into every single attack
How to lose badly at lockdown?
Never die and camp at your own base.
How to Spiral Knights?
Umm, you delete the SK folder.
How do I get my mats to sell?
Grab someone by the throat and take their coins. Then shove the mats in their pocket.
What should I do with this super long weekend?
You just scream. Yep, do nothing else. Just scream and scream and scream and scream and scream and scream and--ack ack ack cut it out!
How do I get Frocus to stop screaming?
Put them in my mouth.
how do i shot web
How do I win?
Quit and walk away.
How do I fix a leaky faucet?
Hit it with a wrench until it gets fixed.
How do you take out the hamah in LD?
Use a fragmentation grenade to frag the fragments out of your defragging computer.
How to dark ritual?
go to moorcraft manor and threaten the cats into starting the ritual.
How do I kill everyone who posted in this thread?
Your dead corpse should be enough to kill us all. Oh, and watch out for getting--buried. >.<
How do I lol?
When is the best time for breakfast?
Dinner
Why should I eat Vegetables?
You shouldn't eat them. You should save them in your pocket until they rot then use them in the food fight thread.
How do I stop a stalker form following me?
Keep going.
How can I hug a man if I'm a man?
Walk up to the 1st really big and macho guy you see and wraps your arms and legs around him hugging him tight.
How can I get a picture of this?
Use yer hands!
How can I grow handsome Japanese beard without moustache?
Shave your face every morning.
What should I have for dinner?
Mcdonalds.
Should I go and cut my hair at the barber shop?
No, ask a blind person to cut it.
Should I stay up all night playing?
Yes, play until the next morning.
Should I call haxors hax accounts?
Ask the haxors themselves.
How do i add lamnoone to my friendslist he is awesome!?
IGN Dabic
Kiss them on the lips to death!
How do you kill someone using a knife?
¬ Sppw