Fortunately But Unfortunately Game
Wed, 05/22/2013 - 17:31
Alright, first poster posts a fortunate thing that happened. But the poster after that posts an unfortunate thing that happened, ruining the fortunate thing. Then the next poster posts a fortunate thing, fixing the unfortunate thing.
Example:
Poster 1: Joe won free cheesecake.
Poster 2: The cheesecake was poisoned.
Poster 3: Someone stopped Joe from eating the cheesecake before he ate it.
Poster 4: The person who saved Joe was a serial killer who was trying to get on Joe's good side so he could kill him.
And so on...
I'll start.
Jim won a game of Monopoly.
PS: Please say Unfortunately/Fortunately before you post based on what turn it is. Because it gets kinda confusing.
Wed, 05/22/2013 - 17:45
#2
The bullies didn't actually
The bullies didn't actually punch and kick and physically hurt Jim, instead they helped him keep his musical beat up when he was singing in his school's choir.
Wed, 05/22/2013 - 18:01
#3
They thought that he sung like a girl so they ended up physically punching and kicking him.
Wed, 05/22/2013 - 18:04
#4
Fortunately, the bullies put
Fortunately, the bullies put pillows on their hands and feet so it wouldn't hurt Jim as much.
Wed, 05/22/2013 - 18:07
#5
Unfortunately, the pillows slipped off.
Wed, 05/22/2013 - 18:10
#6
Fortunately, Jim had a bit of
Fortunately, Jim had a bit of lunch money left over, so he paid the bullies and went home.
Wed, 05/22/2013 - 18:35
#7
Well
The money was fake so they always hated Jim.
Wed, 05/22/2013 - 18:36
#8
Unfortunately, SK suddenly
Unfortunately, SK suddenly turned real, and they were ambushed by 3 jelly cubes and 5 chromalisks
Wed, 05/22/2013 - 18:37
#9
Whoops
Those monsters were just cardboard cut outs.
Wed, 05/22/2013 - 18:37
#10
Unfortunately, the real ones
Unfortunately, the real ones came and they only had Proto gear
Wed, 05/22/2013 - 18:39
#11
Whoops
They found a snarby set and killed everything with it.
Wed, 05/22/2013 - 18:45
#12
Unfortunately, they had been
Unfortunately, they had been challenged by the Jempire
Wed, 05/22/2013 - 18:47
#13
Well
Turns out SK had to be rebooted.
Wed, 05/22/2013 - 18:48
#14
But they were challenged
But they were challenged after the reboot
Wed, 05/22/2013 - 18:49
#15
Well
The Jempire was challenged by a different guild so they played them instead.
Wed, 05/22/2013 - 18:51
#16
But
They got scammed by the
But
They got scammed by the bullies at the school
Wed, 05/22/2013 - 18:52
#17
Hmmm
They paid the bullies off.
Wed, 05/22/2013 - 18:54
#18
Well, they got beat up still
Well, they got beat up still and got 👂👈👎👈👎🙀👹😼😟😬😦😷😑😎😦
Wed, 05/22/2013 - 18:56
#19
Well
The teachers caught them and put the bullies in detention before they hurt Jim. (Very much....)
Wed, 05/22/2013 - 18:58
#20
Pwned!!!
But it was SK so the bullies beat the teacher up with toothpicks
Thu, 05/23/2013 - 04:50
#21
Derp.
The toothpicks were only 2* and have UV's of Damage Reduction: 100%. And Jim and the teacher was wearing a full Ice Queen set.
Thu, 05/23/2013 - 06:51
#22
Herp
Unfortunately, the ice queen sets were fakes made of cardboard with a UV of damage taken increased Max! , which resulted in the teachers being torn apart by the toothpicks
Thu, 05/23/2013 - 07:06
#23
.... Some nice students we got here
Fortunately, the teachers themselves were armed with rocket hammers and attacked the bullies before Jim was attacked
Thu, 05/23/2013 - 08:26
#24
Unfortunately, the bullies
Unfortunately, the bullies had full elemental defense armor with maxed out elemental defense UV's.
Thu, 05/23/2013 - 08:59
#25
Mojo-beef
Fortunately, the bullies were wearing Emberbreak Armor, so the teachers were still able to beat the living salami out of the bullies.
Thu, 05/23/2013 - 12:21
#26
Those WRH's were fake. So was
Those WRH's were fake. So was the bullies' armor. The Emberbreaker Armours had Max: Elemental Max: Fire Max: Shock.
Thu, 05/23/2013 - 16:38
#27
Fortunately (for the bullies)...
The delivery guy came in with really good Armour for the bullies.
Thu, 05/23/2013 - 22:04
#28
UnFortunately
The delivery guy Get Hit from Bullie
Fri, 05/24/2013 - 18:51
#29
Okay. I'm lost now. Am I supposed to make this fortunate for Jim or the bullies?
Sat, 05/25/2013 - 04:45
#30
Fortunely
Joe ran all the way home so he was safe
Sat, 05/25/2013 - 04:45
#31
Fortunely
Joe ran all the way home so he was safe
Sat, 05/25/2013 - 04:46
#32
(Ignore the copy)
Ignore the copy
Sat, 05/25/2013 - 05:21
#33
He tripped and fell into a sewer.
...
Sat, 05/25/2013 - 07:29
#34
I think his name was Jim...
Fortunately, the sewer had just been cleaned by Captain Cleaner.
Sat, 05/25/2013 - 08:14
#35
Unfortunately, Captain Cleaner cleaned the sewer with nuclear waste.
Sat, 05/25/2013 - 11:33
#36
fortunatly
Joe has a natural resistance tom all radioactive things
Sat, 05/25/2013 - 12:34
#37
unfortunatly his natural
unfortunatly his natural resitance was at the garage
Sat, 05/25/2013 - 12:59
#38
Fortunately
he died. Yeah
Sat, 05/25/2013 - 16:14
#39
Ant-loaf
Unfortunately, he was only "mostly" dead. (Anyone get that reference? =P)
Sat, 05/25/2013 - 16:40
#40
Fortunately...
Miracle Max found out that he really was All Dead and everyone went through his pockets looking for loose change. (That answer your question, Immortous?)
Sat, 05/25/2013 - 18:12
#41
ohoho that movie
Anyone tell me that "You killed my father" guy's name again?
Anyways
Unfortunatly, they didn't find any and suicided
Sat, 05/25/2013 - 19:20
#42
^ Inigo Montoya I believe
Fortunately, they were only mostly dead!
~
@Uber- Yep.
Mon, 05/27/2013 - 04:26
#43
Unfortunately, everyone in
Unfortunately, everyone in the sewer died, and a new story began!
Fortunately, Bob got a new skateboard.
Mon, 05/27/2013 - 08:27
#44
Bob fell flat on his face on
Bob fell flat on his face on a 100% real neutron star when he got on the new skateboard.
Mon, 05/27/2013 - 10:30
#45
fortunatly, his face fell on
fortunatly, his face fell on a pillow
Mon, 05/27/2013 - 11:04
#46
Unfortunately that pillow had no stuffing in it.
Mon, 05/27/2013 - 12:32
#47
fortuanetely that was all a
fortuanetely that was all a dream
Wed, 05/29/2013 - 17:52
#48
You are experiencing a PICNIC ERROR!
Unfortunately, his bed was wet.
Wed, 05/29/2013 - 17:57
#49
Fortunately, he stole his
Fortunately, he stole his sister's bed
Wed, 05/29/2013 - 19:39
#50
Unfortunately, he awoke to an
Unfortunately, he awoke to an angry sister who he had forced off the bed the night before.
He got beat up by bullies for bragging about it.