Spiral Knights - Fortunately But Unfortunately Game

Fortunately But Unfortunately Game

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Wed, 05/22/2013 - 17:31

Artistbma

Alright, first poster posts a fortunate thing that happened. But the poster after that posts an unfortunate thing that happened, ruining the fortunate thing. Then the next poster posts a fortunate thing, fixing the unfortunate thing.

Example:

Poster 1: Joe won free cheesecake.
Poster 2: The cheesecake was poisoned.
Poster 3: Someone stopped Joe from eating the cheesecake before he ate it.
Poster 4: The person who saved Joe was a serial killer who was trying to get on Joe's good side so he could kill him.

And so on...

I'll start.

Jim won a game of Monopoly.

PS: Please say Unfortunately/Fortunately before you post based on what turn it is. Because it gets kinda confusing.

Wed, 05/22/2013 - 17:38

Spold

He got beat up by bullies for bragging about it.

Wed, 05/22/2013 - 17:45

Artistbma

The bullies didn't actually

The bullies didn't actually punch and kick and physically hurt Jim, instead they helped him keep his musical beat up when he was singing in his school's choir.

Wed, 05/22/2013 - 18:01

Spold

They thought that he sung like a girl so they ended up physically punching and kicking him.

Wed, 05/22/2013 - 18:04

Artistbma

Fortunately, the bullies put

Fortunately, the bullies put pillows on their hands and feet so it wouldn't hurt Jim as much.

Wed, 05/22/2013 - 18:07

Spold

Unfortunately, the pillows slipped off.

Wed, 05/22/2013 - 18:10

Artistbma

Fortunately, Jim had a bit of

Fortunately, Jim had a bit of lunch money left over, so he paid the bullies and went home.

Wed, 05/22/2013 - 18:35

Lord-Of-Dragos

Well

The money was fake so they always hated Jim.

Wed, 05/22/2013 - 18:36

Doom-Xx

Unfortunately, SK suddenly

Unfortunately, SK suddenly turned real, and they were ambushed by 3 jelly cubes and 5 chromalisks

Wed, 05/22/2013 - 18:37

Lord-Of-Dragos

Whoops

Those monsters were just cardboard cut outs.

Wed, 05/22/2013 - 18:37

#10

Doom-Xx

Unfortunately, the real ones

Unfortunately, the real ones came and they only had Proto gear

Wed, 05/22/2013 - 18:39

#11

Lord-Of-Dragos

Whoops

They found a snarby set and killed everything with it.

Wed, 05/22/2013 - 18:45

#12

Doom-Xx

Unfortunately, they had been

Unfortunately, they had been challenged by the Jempire

Wed, 05/22/2013 - 18:47

#13

Lord-Of-Dragos

Well

Turns out SK had to be rebooted.

Wed, 05/22/2013 - 18:48

#14

Doom-Xx

But they were challenged

But they were challenged after the reboot

Wed, 05/22/2013 - 18:49

#15

Lord-Of-Dragos

Well

The Jempire was challenged by a different guild so they played them instead.

Wed, 05/22/2013 - 18:51

#16

Doom-Xx

But They got scammed by the

But

They got scammed by the bullies at the school

Wed, 05/22/2013 - 18:52

#17

Lord-Of-Dragos

Hmmm

They paid the bullies off.

Wed, 05/22/2013 - 18:54

#18

Doom-Xx

Well, they got beat up still

Well, they got beat up still and got 👂👈👎👈👎🙀👹😼😟😬😦😷😑😎😦

Wed, 05/22/2013 - 18:56

#19

Lord-Of-Dragos

Well

The teachers caught them and put the bullies in detention before they hurt Jim. (Very much....)

Wed, 05/22/2013 - 18:58

#20

Doom-Xx

Pwned!!!

But it was SK so the bullies beat the teacher up with toothpicks

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 04:50

#21

Usevnsevnsixfivfor

Derp.

The toothpicks were only 2* and have UV's of Damage Reduction: 100%. And Jim and the teacher was wearing a full Ice Queen set.

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 06:51

#22

Trabias

Herp

Unfortunately, the ice queen sets were fakes made of cardboard with a UV of damage taken increased Max! , which resulted in the teachers being torn apart by the toothpicks

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 07:06

#23

Infernus-Dragneel

.... Some nice students we got here

Fortunately, the teachers themselves were armed with rocket hammers and attacked the bullies before Jim was attacked

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 08:26

#24

Ujshgfdjdsakfhydsj

Unfortunately, the bullies

Unfortunately, the bullies had full elemental defense armor with maxed out elemental defense UV's.

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 08:59

#25

Immortous

Mojo-beef

Fortunately, the bullies were wearing Emberbreak Armor, so the teachers were still able to beat the living salami out of the bullies.

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 12:21

#26

Usevnsevnsixfivfor

Those WRH's were fake. So was

Those WRH's were fake. So was the bullies' armor. The Emberbreaker Armours had Max: Elemental Max: Fire Max: Shock.

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 16:38

#27

Super-Ratman

Fortunately (for the bullies)...

The delivery guy came in with really good Armour for the bullies.

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 22:04

#28

Thowardz

UnFortunately

The delivery guy Get Hit from Bullie

Fri, 05/24/2013 - 18:51

#29

Spold

Okay. I'm lost now. Am I supposed to make this fortunate for Jim or the bullies?

Sat, 05/25/2013 - 04:45

#30

Rybyguy

Fortunely

Joe ran all the way home so he was safe

Sat, 05/25/2013 - 04:45

#31

Rybyguy

Fortunely

Joe ran all the way home so he was safe

Sat, 05/25/2013 - 04:46

#32

Rybyguy

(Ignore the copy)

Ignore the copy

Sat, 05/25/2013 - 05:21

#33

Usevnsevnsixfivfor

He tripped and fell into a sewer.

...

Sat, 05/25/2013 - 07:29

#34

Artistbma

I think his name was Jim...

Fortunately, the sewer had just been cleaned by Captain Cleaner.

Sat, 05/25/2013 - 08:14

#35

Immortous

Unfortunately, Captain Cleaner cleaned the sewer with nuclear waste.

Sat, 05/25/2013 - 11:33

#36

Shotjeer

fortunatly

Joe has a natural resistance tom all radioactive things

Sat, 05/25/2013 - 12:34

#37

Popoixd

unfortunatly his natural

unfortunatly his natural resitance was at the garage

Sat, 05/25/2013 - 12:59

#38

Shotjeer

Fortunately

he died. Yeah

Sat, 05/25/2013 - 16:14

#39

Immortous

Ant-loaf

Unfortunately, he was only "mostly" dead. (Anyone get that reference? =P)

Sat, 05/25/2013 - 16:40

#40

Ubernerd

Fortunately...

Miracle Max found out that he really was All Dead and everyone went through his pockets looking for loose change. (That answer your question, Immortous?)

Sat, 05/25/2013 - 18:12

#41

Shotjeer

ohoho that movie

Anyone tell me that "You killed my father" guy's name again?
Anyways

Unfortunatly, they didn't find any and suicided

Sat, 05/25/2013 - 19:20

#42

Immortous

^ Inigo Montoya I believe

Fortunately, they were only mostly dead!
~
@Uber- Yep.

Mon, 05/27/2013 - 04:26

#43

Artistbma

Unfortunately, everyone in

Unfortunately, everyone in the sewer died, and a new story began!

Fortunately, Bob got a new skateboard.

Mon, 05/27/2013 - 08:27

#44

Usevnsevnsixfivfor

Bob fell flat on his face on

Bob fell flat on his face on a 100% real neutron star when he got on the new skateboard.

Mon, 05/27/2013 - 10:30

#45

Pipipipipi

fortunatly, his face fell on

fortunatly, his face fell on a pillow

Mon, 05/27/2013 - 11:04

#46

Immortous

Unfortunately that pillow had no stuffing in it.

Mon, 05/27/2013 - 12:32

#47

The-Awsomedude

fortuanetely that was all a

fortuanetely that was all a dream

Wed, 05/29/2013 - 17:52

#48

Autofire

You are experiencing a PICNIC ERROR!

Unfortunately, his bed was wet.

Wed, 05/29/2013 - 17:57

#49

Doom-Xx

Fortunately, he stole his

Fortunately, he stole his sister's bed

Wed, 05/29/2013 - 19:39

#50

Viorayne

Unfortunately, he awoke to an

Unfortunately, he awoke to an angry sister who he had forced off the bed the night before.

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