Fortunately, he also won a year supply of free tires.
Fortunately But Unfortunately Game
Wed, 07/24/2013 - 05:51
#102
Fortunately, he also won a
Sat, 07/27/2013 - 12:58
#103
Unfortunately,
That free supply was all lego tires, that he couldn't use on his bike.
Fri, 09/25/2015 - 13:43
#104
Remember, don't shoot food.
Fortunately, there was a dump full of real non-lego tires nearby they could use.
Fri, 09/25/2015 - 13:54
#105
Unfortunately the non-lego
Unfortunately the non-lego tires were blocks. Probably by GSO.
Fri, 09/25/2015 - 14:32
#106
Fortunately he found a blaster that changes the shapes of objects.
Fri, 09/25/2015 - 18:05
#107
Remember, don't shoot food.
Unfortunately it requires 400000 gigawatts just to be fired for 12 seconds.
Fri, 09/25/2015 - 18:24
#108
Fortunately he found one next to it that doesn't require anything to be fired.
Sat, 09/26/2015 - 11:42
#109
GeoCorp is better!
Unfortunately it is too heavy despite it being small.
Sat, 09/26/2015 - 11:54
#110
Fortunately the wheel shape-shifted to a round shape anyways, even though he never fired a shape-shifting-blaster at it.
Sat, 09/26/2015 - 11:56
#111
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.
Unfortunately, he sold his life to change their shape, so he's dead now.
Sat, 09/26/2015 - 12:03
#112
Fortunately, some guy nearby used a Spark of Life on Timmy.
Sat, 09/26/2015 - 12:12
#113
Remember, don't shoot food.
Unfortunately it didn't work on him for some reason.
Sat, 09/26/2015 - 12:16
#114
I never even killed Vanaduke before.
Fortunately he had another one that did work on Timmy.
Sat, 09/26/2015 - 12:17
#115
Remember, don't shoot food.
Unfortunately, he left it back in a very dangerous dungeon.
Sat, 09/26/2015 - 12:35
#116
Fortunately the dungeon had
Fortunately the dungeon had only 1 toxilargo.
Sat, 09/26/2015 - 13:50
#117
Remember, don't shoot food.
Unfortunately it was a (somehow) very dangerous toxilargo and the dungeon was full of traps that didn't hurt the toxilargo.
Sat, 09/26/2015 - 14:22
#118
Fortunately he had a Grim Repeater and killed the Toxilargo anyways.
Sat, 09/26/2015 - 14:51
#119
Remember, don't shoot food.
Unfortunately, he left that back in another dungeon that was more dangerous than this one.
Sat, 09/26/2015 - 15:26
#120
Fortunately, the previous post said he already killed the Toxilargo, so he got the SoL anyways.
Sat, 09/26/2015 - 15:59
#121
Remember, don't shoot food.
Unfortunately he didn't actually get the SoL, but rather a gremlin who told him that his SoL was in another castle.
Sat, 09/26/2015 - 16:14
#122
Fortunately, the gremlin truthfully told him which castle it was really in.
Sat, 09/26/2015 - 17:06
#123
Unfortunately, the gremlin lied and told him to go to a castle that kills anyone instantly.
Sat, 09/26/2015 - 17:47
#124
Fortunately, Kian died because the previous post said he truthfully told him which castle it was in.
Sat, 09/26/2015 - 17:59
#125
Unfortunately the castle was
Unfortunately the castle was even more dangerous then the dungeon, with more traps, at least 50 monsters, and a dragon guarding the SoL.
Sat, 09/26/2015 - 19:36
#126
Fortunately, none of the monsters are able to hurt him, and the dragon died 50 years ago.
Sat, 09/26/2015 - 19:36
#127
Fortunately, I've only posted fortunate events so far.
Sat, 09/26/2015 - 21:14
#128
Remember, don't shoot food.
Unfortunately one of the monsters just used the SoL on the dragon.
Sun, 09/27/2015 - 02:14
#129
Noooo don't die Timmy!
Fortunately a Base Bomb fell on the dragon and monster, creating a base with Spark of Life and killing the dragon and the monster.
Sun, 09/27/2015 - 07:10
#130
Remember, don't shoot food.
Unfortunately that spark of life couldn't be used to revive Timmy.
Sun, 09/27/2015 - 08:06
#131
Fortunately a payload with me
Fortunately a payload with me and sparks fell and I gave actual working Spark of Life to him.
Sun, 09/27/2015 - 08:14
#132
Remember, don't shoot food.
Unfortunately it was working as in it only worked on grasshoppers, something that Jimmy is not, and the rest of the sparks were just regular sparks of electricity.
Sun, 09/27/2015 - 08:18
#133
I never even killed Vanaduke before.
Fortunately an SoL fell from the sky that worked on only Timmy.
Sun, 09/27/2015 - 08:40
#134
Unfortunately the Worldozer
Unfortunately the Worldozer emerged and started to eat the whole world.
Sun, 09/27/2015 - 09:28
#135
Remember, don't shoot food.
Fortunately, the dragon could be revived to defeat the Worldozer.
Sun, 09/27/2015 - 09:30
#136
Unfortunately the Worldozer
Unfortunately the Worldozer had enough hard armor to withstand the dragon attack.
Sun, 09/27/2015 - 09:33
#137
Remember, don't shoot food.
Fortunately the dragon could convince the Worldozer not to destroy the world.
Sun, 09/27/2015 - 10:59
#138
Unfortunately Worldozer was a
Unfortunately Worldozer was a machine, has a fixed program and cannot be convinced.
Sun, 09/27/2015 - 11:02
#139
Remember, don't shoot food.
Fortunately the Dragon is able to hack the Worldozer into not destroying the world.
Sun, 09/27/2015 - 11:39
#140
Unfortunately it hacked it into destroying everything else in the galaxy.
Sun, 09/27/2015 - 11:41
#141
Remember, don't shoot food.
Fortunately the dragon hasn't been revived yet.
Sun, 09/27/2015 - 12:33
#142
Unfortunately at that moment the dragon was revived as an invulnerable skeleton and continued to everything mentioned earlier.
Mon, 09/28/2015 - 07:25
#143
Timmy ventures because Venture told him to.
Fortunately Timmy magically appeared in a small Payload and was excorted to another planet.
Mon, 09/28/2015 - 09:18
#144
Remember, don't shoot food.
Unfortunately Timmy hasn't been revived yet, and the SoL that feel from the sky was just destroyed by the dragon.
Wed, 09/30/2015 - 11:28
#145
Noooo don't die Timmy!
Fortunately the dragon didn't destroy the SoL in time, reviving Timmy and escorting him to another planet anyway.
Thu, 10/01/2015 - 08:09
#146
Program changed: ANNIHILATE TIMMY!
Unfortunately the planet was full of hostile creatures.
Thu, 10/01/2015 - 15:15
#147
into the tentacles
Fortunately all the hostile creatures fell into the tentacles.
Thu, 10/01/2015 - 16:09
#148
Remember, don't shoot food.
Unfortunately not destroying the SoL in time didn't actually revive Timmy seeing as nobody used it on Timmy. The Dragon proceeds to destroy the SoL before somebody can use it.
Thu, 10/01/2015 - 17:05
#149
into the tentacles
Fortunately, the dragon fell into the tentacles before it could destroy the SoL.
Thu, 10/01/2015 - 17:37
#150
Remember, don't shoot food.
Unfortunately so did the SoL, causing it to be destroyed.
Unfortunately, The wheel popped