Unfortunately,The toy he gave is trash so she pummel him.
Fortunately But Unfortunately Game
Fortunately, he had real life SK gear and threatened her with a DA, FF, AND AP
Unfortunately,He Send It to someone else With mail Too other
So she pummel him
Fortunately, he still had Skolver set and had hammer and whacked her
Unfortunately, she had the chaos set and a final flourish, so she started pummeling him.
fortunatly, his skolver set has a peirceing increase of maximum so he was immune to the final flourish
unfortonly, her chaos set was immune to elemental, and she switched to hammer
Unfortunately, I came in a rocket and crashed on them
Fortunately, you had second thoughts and made a u-turn away from them
Unfortunately, they broke out in a massive and epic fight
Fortunately, they were very low on stamina and couldn't fight very long
Unfortunately They don't neneded to fight very long to kill him.
Fortunately, they were reincarnated as chipmunks.
Unfortunately, they hated it and wished to be human
Fortunately they found a genie's lamp.
Unfortunately, the genie was a trickster
Fortunately, He was a very bad one.
unfortunatly a very good one arrived.
Unfortunately the new genie took revenge on them and killed the whole human race
Unfortunately, ostrich is a genie delicacy
Fortunately this particular genie is evil and prefers human to ostrich
Unfortunately, his good brother came.
fortunately he was a good so he helped EVERYONE
Unfortuately the Chosen of Sylverant, Colette, tripped over a rock and shoved the good brother over and messed up his spell.
Tales of Symphonia FTW
Fortunly I start something new
Fortunly, joe won the lottery
unfortunately, I robbed him and flew to Polaris
Unfortunately, I converted it to real money and bought the world
fortunly, 1m$ can't acually buy the world
Unfortunately, It was actually 1m diamonds and I got $30948239048239047802394702394723904702974902378490237490278490237047230 and bought the world
fortonly, the police came, arrested you, and gave all the money to joe before you could do anything
Unfortunately, I used Shuriken Storm (btw, OP move in a game that launches a shuriken and creates massive shockwave that freezes people) on the police, stole joe's monay and Went to a different universe
fortunly that universe exploded and the money went back to joe and you died
Unfortunately, I reincarnated and stole the money and went To the multiverse's most stable universe
fortunly you suddenly die forever and the money gos back to joe and the next person talks about something else other then them stealing the money
Unfortunately, I become a cursed spirit (and I'm UNdead now) and curse the next poster
Fortunately, I am immune to all curses.
unfortunately, you forgot to bring your cruse resistance
Unfortunately, My curse affects even those who are immune to curse (such as undead)
Unfortunately, the curse even affects immortals, even demons and stuff
Fortunately, your curse does nothing
Unfortunately, that's what you think. The curse is slow acting and slowly causes bad luck, weakening, and then death, with no way to ward it off
I found an epic, very funny thread!
Also Fortunately...
I'm starting a new story with no curses.
Fortunately,
Timmy won a free bike in a contest.
Fortunately, he gave her a nice toy so she wouldn't pummel him.