The Vending Machine V2

I'm going to try and recreate one of Iamnoone's popular gremlin chatter posts that I enjoyed: The Vending Machine. How it would work is I would put something in, and the next user would tell me what I got out, they then put something in, and the cycle continues
Example:
I put in a blueberry waffle
You get a pepperoni pizza
I put in my ear wax
You inherit NBC
So, I'll start (and hopefully, this thread will take off, it gets addicting)
I put in my socks.

YOU GOT A MESSAGE SAYING ''YOU ARE NOT AN OFFICIAL NECROER.''
I put a message asking if I can necro the old thread.

you get a message saying "YOU CAN'T, I ALREADY NECROED IT"
I insert popoixd

You get a AKA-47. WUT.
I insert Pipipipipi.

A wild Gianor appears.
I insert mah necro skillz

you get me and I shoot Gianor with my new AKA-47 because he lies because 1. I already necroed the real one and 2. this IS a copy and 3. making a new thread isn't necroing

You inserted:
Nothing
So you get:
Your body dissolved into a pile of cells
I insert a pile of Pipipipipi cells

You get an Alpha Wolver.
I insert an Apocrean Harvester.

Sucked in with him!
I insert a BAB in hopes of destroying Obcydian AND the Harvester.

You get a BAB-y.
I insert Flame-Shinobi's severed finger.

You get Ice-Ninjas Foot.
I insert this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUvFJZJg0QM&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DD...

You get this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sd4bqmP_460
I insert your mom

You get the creator of the universe.
I insert the Bastion.

You get hammered in the face.
I insert Pipipipi

You something of funny but annoying sometime.
I insert myself.

You get a pair of parasocks. (Who get the reference?)

Cold-Front
I insert a multitude of municipal maniacal maternal monkeys.
You get call of duty sequels.
I insert a baby diaper

You get a rightsideup orange pie
I insert Fawful

You get the Mustard of Your Doom.
I insert a Broken Singing Santa.

repaired broken singing santa :D
i insert my computer chip

You get a ton of manure on your head
I insert ALL OF CRADLE!!!!!!!

Daytime-Rapper
I insert Lady Kazookia. P.S. I found ur wife
A Fat Baby P.S I don't have a wife
I insert Flame-Shinobi's Disembodied Head

You get an angry Flame-Shinobi who chases you down!
I insert the vending machine
You get the spark of death.
I insert Unturned (The steam game)

You turn around to find zombies or whatevah
I insert the Spiral Knights forums
You get your face covered in soda cans.
I insert Nyan Cat.

you get a BROKEN PROMISE
I insert Google's entire database.

i instert my night blade (i have it has uvs :P
)

A no UVed Cautery Sword.
I insert a Baby version of my knight.

You get a snipe stuck in the machine. Yes, snipes are baby knights
I insert this something I copied and pasted...
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OH NO, SOMEONES MAKING A COPY OF THE VENDING MACHINE GAME
gos and revives the origional