Spiral Knights - The Vending Machine V2

The Vending Machine V2

299 replies [Last post]

Thu, 10/17/2013 - 15:35

Gianor

I'm going to try and recreate one of Iamnoone's popular gremlin chatter posts that I enjoyed: The Vending Machine. How it would work is I would put something in, and the next user would tell me what I got out, they then put something in, and the cycle continues

Example:
I put in a blueberry waffle

You get a pepperoni pizza
I put in my ear wax

You inherit NBC

So, I'll start (and hopefully, this thread will take off, it gets addicting)

I put in my socks.

Thu, 10/17/2013 - 15:37

Pipipipipi

you get a message OH NO,

you get a message

OH NO, SOMEONES MAKING A COPY OF THE VENDING MACHINE GAME

gos and revives the origional

Sat, 10/19/2013 - 08:30

Popoixd

YOU GOT A MESSAGE SAYING

YOU GOT A MESSAGE SAYING ''YOU ARE NOT AN OFFICIAL NECROER.''

I put a message asking if I can necro the old thread.

Sat, 10/19/2013 - 09:26

Pipipipipi

you get a message saying "YOU CAN'T, I ALREADY NECROED IT"

I insert popoixd

Sat, 10/19/2013 - 14:26

Popoixd

You get a AKA-47. WUT. I

You get a AKA-47. WUT.

I insert Pipipipipi.

Sat, 10/19/2013 - 16:06

Gianor

It's not a copy, it's a revival!

A wild Gianor appears.

I insert mah necro skillz

Sat, 10/19/2013 - 18:11

Pipipipipi

you get me and I shoot Gianor with my new AKA-47 because he lies because 1. I already necroed the real one and 2. this IS a copy and 3. making a new thread isn't necroing

Sun, 06/08/2014 - 14:05

Monsterbrine

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

You inserted:
Nothing
So you get:
Your body dissolved into a pile of cells

I insert a pile of Pipipipipi cells

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 16:34

Obcydian

You get an Alpha Wolver. I

You get an Alpha Wolver.

I insert an Apocrean Harvester.

Mon, 06/16/2014 - 05:51

Flame-Shinobi

You get!

Sucked in with him!

I insert a BAB in hopes of destroying Obcydian AND the Harvester.

Mon, 06/16/2014 - 05:58

#10

Ironic-Biscuit

Once upon a time, there was a cow. A very special cow...

You get a BAB-y.

I insert Flame-Shinobi's severed finger.

Mon, 06/30/2014 - 20:24

#11

Popoixd

You get Ice-Ninjas Foot. I

You get Ice-Ninjas Foot.

I insert this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUvFJZJg0QM&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DD...

Wed, 07/02/2014 - 16:59

#12

Obcydian

You get this:

You get this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sd4bqmP_460

I insert your mom

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 04:54

#13

Popoixd

All hail the cookie !

You get the creator of the universe.

I insert the Bastion.

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 04:55

#14

Obcydian

You get hammered in the

You get hammered in the face.

I insert Pipipipi

Thu, 07/03/2014 - 05:10

#15

Popoixd

You something of funny but

You something of funny but annoying sometime.

I insert myself.

Sun, 07/06/2014 - 22:53

#16

Supercoolguy

poof!

you get a devilite! ;)

i insert a this forum

Tue, 07/08/2014 - 10:48

#17

Popoixd

You get a pair of parasocks.

You get a pair of parasocks. (Who get the reference?)

Tue, 07/08/2014 - 15:51

#18

Supercoolguy

i guess I'll do it for you. @^

i insert a quarter

Thu, 07/10/2014 - 19:14

#19

Blizzardknightt

Well

You get punched.

I insert Hot-Side

Fri, 07/11/2014 - 10:06

#20

Flame-Shinobi

You get

Cold-Front

I insert a multitude of municipal maniacal maternal monkeys.

Sat, 07/12/2014 - 08:45

#21

Blizzardknightt

Well

You get call of duty sequels.

I insert a baby diaper

Sat, 07/12/2014 - 10:22

#22

Supercoolguy

you get

a coin

i insert a coin.

Sun, 07/13/2014 - 09:57

#23

Blizzardknightt

Well

You get $5000000000$

I insert a baby

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 16:42

#24

Supercoolguy

u get

Justin Biber

i insert upsidedown pineapple cake

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 16:56

#25

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!

You get a rightsideup orange pie

I insert Fawful

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 18:13

#26

Flame-Shinobi

You get!

You get the Mustard of Your Doom.

I insert a Broken Singing Santa.

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 18:31

#27

Supercoolguy

you get it

repaired broken singing santa :D

i insert my computer chip

Sun, 07/20/2014 - 10:41

#28

Ra-Horakty

You get....

A banana!

I insert Popoixd's laundry.

Sun, 07/20/2014 - 10:41

#29

Ra-Horakty

You get....

A banana!

I insert Popoixd's laundry.

Sun, 07/20/2014 - 12:14

#30

Blizzardknightt

you get...

A Fat Hobo who will eat you!

I insert poop

Sun, 07/20/2014 - 16:25

#31

Obcydian

You get a ton of manure on

You get a ton of manure on your head

I insert ALL OF CRADLE!!!!!!!

Sun, 07/20/2014 - 22:26

#32

Midnight-Dj

You get this guy.

I insert my evil twin sister.

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 06:40

#33

Blizzardknightt

Well

You get a evil twin brother.

I insert Midnight-Dj

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 15:04

#34

Flame-Shinobi

You get!

Daytime-Rapper

I insert Lady Kazookia. P.S. I found ur wife

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 16:39

#35

Blizzardknightt

You get...

A Fat Baby P.S I don't have a wife

I insert Flame-Shinobi's Disembodied Head

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 13:23

#36

Obcydian

You get an angry

You get an angry Flame-Shinobi who chases you down!
I insert the vending machine

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 14:03

#37

Supercoolguy

you get

vending machine 3000!

i insert spark of life

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 18:04

#38

Blizzardknightt

Well

You get the spark of death.

I insert Unturned (The steam game)

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 18:20

#39

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Someone once told me vengeance is fun, and I agree.

You turn around to find zombies or whatevah

I insert the Spiral Knights forums

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 13:27

#40

Supercoolguy

you get

gravyard thread

i insert me

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 19:33

#41

Imagremlin

You get your face covered in

You get your face covered in soda cans.

I insert Nyan Cat.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 22:15

#42

Supercoolguy

you get

tacnyan

i insert promise

Sat, 08/02/2014 - 17:45

#43

Obcydian

you get a BROKEN PROMISE I

you get a BROKEN PROMISE

I insert Google's entire database.

Sun, 08/10/2014 - 15:22

#44

Supercoolguy

you get bing's entire database.

i instert my night blade (i have it has uvs :P
)

Sat, 08/16/2014 - 09:22

#45

Flame-Shinobi

You Got...

A no UVed Cautery Sword.

I insert a Baby version of my knight.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 19:08

#46

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!

You get a snipe stuck in the machine. Yes, snipes are baby knights

I insert this something I copied and pasted...

___________________▄▄▄▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▄
_______________▄▀▀____▀▀▀▀▄____█
___________▄▀▀__▀▀▀▀▀▀▄___▀▄___█
__________█▄▄▄▄▄▄_______▀▄__▀▄__█
_________█_________▀▄______█____█_█
______▄█_____________▀▄_____▐___▐_▌
______██_______________▀▄___▐_▄▀▀▀▄
______█________██_______▌__▐▄▀______█
______█_________█_______▌__▐▐________▐
_____▐__________▌_____▄▀▀▀__▌_______▐_____________▄▄▄▄▄▄
______▌__________▀▀▀▀________▀▀▄▄▄▀______▄▄████▓▓▓▓▓▓▓███▄
______▌____________________________▄▀__▄▄█▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▄
______▐__________________________▄▀_▄█▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓_____▓▓____▓▓█▄
_______▌______________________▄▀_▄█▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓____▓▓_▓▓_▓▓__▓▓█
_____▄▀▄_________________▄▀▀▌██▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓__▓▓▓___▓▓_▓▓__▓▓█
____▌____▀▀▀▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▀▀___▌█▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓__▓________▓▓___▓▓▓█
_____▀▄_________________▄▀▀▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓█████████████▄▄_____▓▓__▓▓▓█
_______█▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓█▓▓▓▓▓██▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓██▄▄___▓▓▓▓▓█
_______█▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓█▓▓███▓▓▓▓████▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓██▓▓▓▓▓▓█
________█▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓█▓█▓▓██░░███████░██▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓██▓▓▓▓▓█
________█▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓██▓░░░░░█░░░░░██░░░░██▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓██▓▓▓▓▌
________█▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓███░░░░░░░░____░██░░░░░░░██▓▓▓▓▓▓▓██▓▓▌
________▐▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓██░░░░░░░________░░░░░░░░░██████▓▓▓▓▓█▓▌
________▐▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓██░░░░░░___▓▓▓▓▓░░░░░░░███░░███▓▓▓▓▓█▓▌
_________█▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓██░░░░░___▓▓█▄▄▓░░░░░░░░___░░░░█▓▓▓▓▓█▓▌
_________█▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓█░░█░░░___▓▓██░░░░░░░░▓▓▓▓__░░░░█▓▓▓▓██
_________█▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓█░███░░____▓░░░░░░░░░░░█▄█▓__░░░░█▓▓█▓█
_________▐▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓█░█████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█▓__░░░░███▓█
__________█▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓█░░███████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▓_░░░░░██▓█
__________█▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓█░░░███████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░_░░░░░██▓█
__________█▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓█░░░███████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░██▓█
___________█▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓█░░░░███████░░░░░░░░░░░█████░██░░░
___________█▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓█░░░░░░__███████░░░░░███████░░█░░░░
___________█▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓█░░░░░░█▄▄▄▀▀▀▀████████████░░█░░░░
___________▐▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓█░░░░░░██████▄__▀▀░░░███░░░░░█░░░
___________▐▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓█▒█░░░░░░▓▓▓▓▓███▄░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░______▄▄▄
___________█▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓█▒▒▒▒█░░░░░░▓▓▓▓▓█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▄▄▄_▄▀▀____▀▄
__________█▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓█▒▒▒▒█▓▓░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░____▄▀____▀▄_________▀▄
_________█▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓█▒▒▒▒█▓▓▓▓░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░______▐▄________█▄▄▀▀▀▄__█
________█▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓█▒▒▒▒▒▒█▓▓▓▓▓▓▓░░░░░░░░░____________█_█______▐_________▀▄▌
_______█▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓█▒▒▒▒▒▒███▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓█▒▒▄___________█__▀▄____█____▄▄▄____▐
______█▓▓▓▓▓▓▓█_______▒▒█▒▒██▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓█▒▒▒▄_________█____▀▀█▀▄▀▀▀___▀▀▄▄▐
_____█▓▓▓▓▓██▒_________▒█▒▒▒▒▒███▓▓▓▓▓▓█▒▒▒██________▐_______▀█_____________█
____█▓▓████▒█▒_________▒█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒███████▒▒▒▒██_______█_______▐______▄▄▄_____█
__█▒██▒▒▒▒▒▒█▒▒____▒▒▒█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▒____▒█▓█__▄█__█______▀▄▄▀▀____▀▀▄▄█
__█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▒▒▒████▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█_______█▓▓█▓▓▌_▐________▐____________▐
__█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒███▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▒_______█▓▓▓█▓▌__▌_______▐_____▄▄____▐
_█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▒▒_____█▓▓▓█▓▓▌__▌_______▀▄▄▀______▐
_█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒███████▓▓█▓▓▓▌__▀▄_______________▄▀
_█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒███▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██▓▓▓▓▓▌___▀▄_________▄▀▀
█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▓▓▓▓▓▀▄__▀▄▄█▀▀▀
█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██▓▓▓▓██▄▄▄▀
█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒████
█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█
_█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▒▒▒█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▄▄▄▄▄
_█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▒▒▒▒█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒███▒▒▒▒▒▒██▄▄
__█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▒▒▒▒█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒███▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▄
__█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▒▒▒▒█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█
__█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▒▒▒▒█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█
___█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▒▒▒▒█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▌
____█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▒▒▒▒█▒▒▒▒▒▒█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░░░░░░░░░░░▒▒▌
____█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█████████████▒▒▒▒▒█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░▒▌
_____█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█_______▐▒▒▒▒█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░▌
______█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█________█▒▒█▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▌
_______█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█________█▒█▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▌
________█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█________█▒▒▒▒▒▒░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█
_________█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█________█▒▒▒▒░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█
_________█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█________█▒▒▒░░░░░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▀
__________█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█_______█▒░░░▒▒▒▒▒░░░░░░░░▒▒▒█▀▀▀
___________█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█_______█░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░░█▀
____________█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█_______█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▀
_____________█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█_______█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▀
_____________█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█_______▀▀▀███████▀▀
______________█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█
_______________█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█
________________█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█
_________________█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█
__________________█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██▒█
___________________█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██▒▒▒▒█
___________________█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒████▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█
___________________█████████▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█
____________________█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█
____________________█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█
_____________________█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░▌
_____________________█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░▌
______________________█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░▌
_______________________█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░█
________________________█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░█
__________________________██▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░█▀
_____________________________█░░░░░█▀

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 16:11

#47

Supercoolguy

you get

u get a mushroom.

i insert mushroom

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 18:34

#48

Flame-Shinobi

You get

This

I insert YouTube

Wed, 08/20/2014 - 14:21

#49

Supercoolguy

you get

dailymotion

i insert google

Sat, 09/06/2014 - 16:53

#50

Doctorspacebar

Shovel justice!

Google asks to be kidnapped by Zidane before you can insert it, and you get nothing.

I insert a copy of Bubsy 3D.

Search

The Vending Machine V2