The Vending Machine V2

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Holy-Nightmare's picture
Holy-Nightmare
You get Smokey the

You get Smokey the bear

Inserts Ullapool caber

Vohtarak-Forum's picture
Vohtarak-Forum
I'm vohtarak, call me by that name

You get hyrum McDaniels the 5 headed dragon (you post something I don't know about so the machine gives you something you don't know about, watch out for the purple head BTW, it shoots fire)

I insert rocket racoon

Flame-Shinobi's picture
Flame-Shinobi
You get nothing...

but I give you my Groot

I insert a portion of my generosity

Gbot-Vtwo's picture
Gbot-Vtwo
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH BOOOOOOOOO!

Out comes an empty bottle because you have no more.

I insert nothing.

Vohtarak-Forum's picture
Vohtarak-Forum
I'm vohtarak, call me by that name

I insert Groot

Tender-Footmender

The machine gets up, walks over into the nearest bathroom, and pukes it out in the toilet.(I don't know something by the name of Groot :/)
When it comes back, I take it apart, then put it mostly back together, but leave a small opening. I insert a Dust Bunny in there and cover it up.

Flame-Shinobi's picture
Flame-Shinobi
Meh

You some Gust Honey!

I insert the Gust Bellows.

Tender-Footmender
You get this post without getting it.

I insert gust honey.

Glitch-Incarnate's picture
Glitch-Incarnate
I'm a Ginger.

You get a gust bee o3o.

I insert myself.

Flame-Shinobi's picture
Flame-Shinobi
You get

A bound nothing, b/c gingers don't have souls (JK)

I insert the Gust Bellows, b/c i was cheated out of a legitimate answer earlier -_-

PRO TIP: If you don't know it... make something up... or Google

Darklordskull's picture
Darklordskull
Fudgenuggets

You get Google.

I insert fudgenuggets

Tender-Footmender
You get imported fudgenuggets.

I insert omtported nuggets.

Darklordskull's picture
Darklordskull
Fudgenuggets

You get EVERYTHING, because you inserted nothing.

I insert a toilet.

Glitch-Incarnate's picture
Glitch-Incarnate
I'm a Ginger. Gingers steal souls.

You get toilet paper.

I insert a prom dress

Darklordskull's picture
Darklordskull
Fudgenuggets

You get salad dressing.

I insert !SFS

Xxpapaya's picture
Xxpapaya
The papaya desposits

You get an error message (I genuinely have no idea what that is XD)

I insert a golden papaya.

Darklordskull's picture
Darklordskull
You get a silver melon. I

You get a silver melon.

I insert music

Flame-Shinobi's picture
Flame-Shinobi
You get

A note that says Thank you for the music

I insert a Rainbow

Tender-Footmender
You get this post without getting it. :3

I insert "But I never Harmed an Onion"(feel free to look that up)

Darklordskull's picture
Darklordskull
Flame gets a pot of gold.

Flame gets a pot of gold.

Tender gets a combustible lemon.

I insert tender.

Flame-Shinobi's picture
Flame-Shinobi
You get this post without getting him :3

(Yea, it's reaaaaly annoying.)

I insert a CL4P-TP steward bot.

Doctorspacebar's picture
Doctorspacebar

You get a way to give gear to his other minions! Specifically, the ones that YOU control! ...It's for twinking items between your characters.

I insert a folder with at least 200 low-quality Minecraft mods.

Arylide's picture
Arylide
XD

You get 3 Robins.

I insert Dusk-Satoshi.

Vohtarak-Forum's picture
Vohtarak-Forum
I'm vohtarak, call me by that name

You get a clone of yourself who punches you for inserting another person

I insert Groot again because I didn't get a real response

Arylide's picture
Arylide
Fine...

You get a real response.

I insert a ginger.

Glitch-Incarnate's picture
Glitch-Incarnate
I'm a Ginger. Gingers steal souls.

You get your soul stolen.

I insert Arylides soul.

Jetbeat's picture
Jetbeat
you get a ginger I insert a

you get a ginger

I insert a piece of paper

Arylide's picture
Arylide
I'm a zombie now! Zombies steal souls.

You get Groot.

I insert my soul-ginger.

Jetbeat's picture
Jetbeat
Your soul gets stolen again I

Your soul gets stolen again

I insert my hopes and dreams

Glitch-Incarnate's picture
Glitch-Incarnate
I'm a Ginger. And zombies cannot steal souls.

You get them broken

I insert a cookie

Arylide's picture
Arylide
I shall eat your ginger brain then.

You get cookie monster.

I insert the Hampsterdance song in the hopes it goes away.

Glitch-Incarnate's picture
Glitch-Incarnate
I'm a Ginger. Gingers steal souls.

You get sonic next gen.

I insert the mad hatter.

Arylide's picture
Arylide
Good for you. I'm a color.

You get the Cheshire Cat.

I insert a dollar.

Vohtarak-Forum's picture
Vohtarak-Forum
I'm vohtarak, call me by that name

You get 4 quarters

I Insert Groot again, for the third time

Glitch-Incarnate's picture
Glitch-Incarnate
I'm a Ginger. And a nerd.

You get rocket.

I steal Arylides 4 quarters and insert.

Arylide's picture
Arylide
...

You get arrested.

I get back my 4 quarters and insert them again.

Jetbeat's picture
Jetbeat
*drum roll*

you get 20 nickels

I insert a hat

Arylide's picture
Arylide
You get...

Gianor's socks!

I insert candy.

Xxpapaya's picture
Xxpapaya
The papaya deposits

You get a 2 pieces of candy

I insert a jade papaya.

Arylide's picture
Arylide
No interesting subject here, move along.

You get a ruby pineapple.

I insert a hat.

Bustware's picture
Bustware

You get a cap.

I insert a can of pepsi.

Saucce's picture
Saucce
sasdfghjkl

You get a zombie hunter who slays you with a chainsaw

I insert Bustware's bloody remains.

Popoixd's picture
Popoixd
You get a free thread necro.

You get a free thread necro. Use it wisely !

I insert a catchy tune.

Doctorspacebar's picture
Doctorspacebar

You get an ear worm.

I insert the Great Shield of Olaf the Stout.

Saucce's picture
Saucce
Hmm... Apocreans Vs. Doomsday, the world may never know

You get League of Legends

I insert Kittenpool (Kitten+Deadpool)

Iolly's picture
Iolly
https://www.youtube.com/watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymPpIzaanhY

I insert bad internet connection

Xteri's picture
Xteri
I am a ginger... I want to eat your soul.

You receive a pile of jelly beans.

I insert a library card with a money sign painted on it......

Gbot-Vtwo's picture
Gbot-Vtwo
opwekopwekopwekopwekopwekopwekopwekopwekopwekopwekopwekopwekopwe

you get a normal library card with a green tint!

I Insert a ytpo

Xteri's picture
Xteri
I am a ginger,... I stole Dusks subject...

yuo gte graamer

I insert the vending machine v1

Gbot-Vtwo's picture
Gbot-Vtwo
GINGERS HAVE SOLES!

You get THE CURSE HAS STRUCK AGAIN!!!!

I insert a number!!!!!!!!!!