Greasy nostrils.
I insert xxX_MLG1337360420NOSCOPER_Xxx (yes it's just a super generic FPS name)
The Vending Machine V2
Tue, 12/16/2014 - 06:02
#152
You get...
Tue, 12/16/2014 - 08:55
#153
I'm vohtarak, call me by that name
you get john
I insert greasy nostrils (wtf)
Tue, 12/16/2014 - 22:32
#154
The papaya deposits
You get a pack of tissue paper
I insert a blue papaya
Fri, 12/19/2014 - 13:23
#155
You get a yellow papaya.
I insert a half dollar, a quarter, a dime, two nickels, and 8 pennies.
I insert a half dollar, a quarter, a dime, two nickels, and 2 pennies this time.
I inserted 2 dollars total.
You decide what I get.
Fri, 12/19/2014 - 13:57
#156
I'm vohtarak, call me by that name
you get a look of hatred for putting in all those coins instead of just 2 dollars
I insert a pack of tissue paper
Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:41
#157
You get a shower of
You get a shower of beautifully wrapped gifts. You open them to find, gold, gems, games, a laptop and new phone.
I shove a midget into the machine. He gets stuck in the slot and is screaming and yelling for help.
Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:52
#158
I'm vohtarak, call me by that name
you get nothing, as the midget is not fully inside the machine
I insert a humbug hat
Fri, 12/19/2014 - 19:35
#159
The papaya deposits
You get a santa hat.
I insert a red papaya.
Wed, 12/31/2014 - 11:38
#160
You get...
A half dollar, a quarter, a dime, two nickels, and 8 pennies.
A half dollar, a quarter, a dime, two nickels, and 2 pennies.
You get 2 dollars total.
I insert a copy of CoD: Ghosts
Wed, 12/31/2014 - 19:40
#161
The papaya deposits
You get a real ghost.
I insert a purple papaya.
Sat, 01/03/2015 - 16:51
#162
You get that midget from earlier, only he's eating a yellow papaya.
I insert the real ghost, only in a bottle.
Wed, 01/07/2015 - 11:59
#163
You get a bottle of New-Skin
You get a bottle of New-Skin Liquid.
I insert a slice of pizza.
Wed, 01/07/2015 - 16:36
#164
Uh oh...
The machine gets jammed and cannot be used anymore.
Fortunately, I'm an expert on vending machines, so I get a couple surgical instruments and a screwdriver and a wrench and get at its internal parts. I start messing around with things and eventually make it so that it isn't jammed. I then insert a get-well card.
Thu, 01/08/2015 - 06:02
#165
The papaya deposits
You get a "Thank-You" card
I insert a green papaya
Thu, 01/08/2015 - 08:01
#166
You get...
The head of a burning child.
I insert a mewkat.
Thu, 01/08/2015 - 08:13
#167
You get Margrel
I insert a useless part of the machine
Thu, 01/08/2015 - 12:26
#168
I'm vohtarak, call me by that name
You get a different useless part of the machine
I insert a glacial fur cap
Thu, 01/08/2015 - 15:38
#169
You get a glacial fur coat
I insert a Vog Cub Cap with 3 UVs
Thu, 01/08/2015 - 15:53
#170
I'm vohtarak, call me by that name
You get a cutter with no UVs, life is cruel
I insert a glacial fur coat
Thu, 01/08/2015 - 16:33
#171
You get a glacial fur cap and a note saying,"If you want something else, enter it here: ______________________________"
I insert the note with 'my Vog Cub Cap with 3 UVs' and create another one for Vohtarak.
Thu, 01/08/2015 - 17:53
#172
I'm vohtarak, call me by that name
You get another basic cutter for asking for something , you will never see your vog cap again
I insert the glacial fur cap AGAIN
Thu, 01/08/2015 - 18:57
#173
The machine unloads its Glacial Fur sets on you.
I hack the machine so I get my vog cub cap with 3 UVs and insert a cutter with no UVs
Fri, 01/09/2015 - 04:50
#174
I'm vohtarak, call me by that name
The machine steals your vog cap and gives you another cutter, stop trying to cheat
I insert the glacial fur sets
Fri, 01/09/2015 - 09:03
#175
But I want my vog cub cap back :(
The machine ejects all the hallow fur sets it finds on you, along with the glacial fur sets.
I insert 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 cutters with 3 uvs on each.
Fri, 01/09/2015 - 12:26
#176
I'm vohtarak, call me by that name
You get a vog cub coat with no UVs
I insert the glacial and hallow fur sets
Sat, 01/10/2015 - 10:01
#177
The machine buries you in Glacial and Hallow fur sets.
I insert
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 cutters with 3 UVs on each and a Dread Venom Striker with 3 UVs on it.
Sat, 01/10/2015 - 10:28
#178
I'm vohtarak, call me by that name
You get a chaos set with 3 max UVs, but they're defense type, not status, making them useless
I insert the glacial and hallow fur sets
Sat, 01/10/2015 - 15:25
#179
Uh oh...
Even more glacial and hallow fur sets are dumped on you. Along with some frosty fur sets.\
I take a Hallow Fur Coat and insert one of the frosty fur sets.
Mon, 01/12/2015 - 05:22
#180
I'm vohtarak, call me by that name
You get nothing because you took it from my rewards
I insert the sets I got again
Mon, 01/12/2015 - 11:51
#181
.
You get a chaos set with 3 max UVs.
I insert wings.
Mon, 01/12/2015 - 12:28
#182
I'm vohtarak, call me by that name
You get tails
I insert a frosty fur coat with a frosty bomb bandolier
Mon, 01/12/2015 - 12:31
#183
...
You get a vile fur coat with a vile bomb bandolier.
I insert a bottle.
Mon, 01/12/2015 - 12:33
#184
...
You get a Drunk Demoman.
You insert a stickybomb
Mon, 01/12/2015 - 12:34
#185
..
You get a non-sticky bomb that's about to go off! RUN
I insert the bomb.
Mon, 01/12/2015 - 12:52
#186
I'm vohtarak, call me by that name
You get a nitromone
I insert the vile fur coat
Mon, 01/12/2015 - 12:55
#187
.......
You get an iron fur coat.
I insert a log.
Mon, 01/12/2015 - 12:58
#188
I'm vohtarak, call me by that name
You get an Axe
I insert the iron wolf coat
Mon, 01/12/2015 - 13:01
#189
..
You get a normal wolf coat.
Mon, 01/12/2015 - 13:03
#190
I'm vohtarak, call me by that name
I insert the normal wolf coat
Mon, 01/12/2015 - 13:05
#191
..
you get a wolf coat with a cat inside of It.
Mon, 01/12/2015 - 13:10
#192
I'm vohtarak, call me by that name
The machine gives you 100kcr to buy something to put in it
I insert the wolf coat with a cat in it
Mon, 01/12/2015 - 13:12
#193
.
You get catwolf.
I insert 2 dollars.
Mon, 01/12/2015 - 13:13
#194
I'm vohtarak, call me by that name
You get 200cents
I insert the catwolf
Mon, 01/12/2015 - 13:14
#195
You get a coonskin cap.
I insert a broken set of Christmas lights.
Mon, 01/12/2015 - 13:15
#196
...
you get a wolfcat
I insert change.
Mon, 01/12/2015 - 13:18
#197
You get a Maine coon.
I insert a pillow.
Mon, 01/12/2015 - 13:22
#198
...
yOU GET THIS comment." I'd rather see a Mario-themed Outlast.
You're trapped in some insane asylum... with all of Mario and his friends."
and another one. " I think that might just be regular Mario games."
Tue, 01/13/2015 - 04:56
#199
I'm vohtarak, call me by that name
I insert the coonskin cap
Tue, 01/13/2015 - 06:14
#200
You get...
Rocket Raccoon!
I insert Groot.
you get a mango
I insert oily eyes