The Vending Machine V2

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Tender-Footmender

I get the "I stole the cookie game"
I insert a note saying "double post, whoops"

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Iamnoone
You get a spammed warning

You get a spam warning from GM's for posting spam.

I insert pixie dust.

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Whyna
You get a pot of rat

You get a pot of rat poison.

I insert Cyriak's channel.

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Vohtarak-Forum
I'm vohtarak, call me by that name

you get "the best nothing you've ever had"

I insert a plush ebola virus, I dont like stuffed animals

Tender-Footmender

You get the real Ebola virus in a completely en-seal-ed container.(Oh, the puns!)

I insert the spam warning I got with all the letters crossed out and written on the back "DOUBLE POSTING IS NOT SPAMMING YOU IDGETS"
(Watch, I'm gonna get a picture of a GM's middle finger stuck up alone. :P)

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Vohtarak-Forum
I'm vohtarak, call me by that name

you get a perma-ban

I insert the ebola virus in a completely en-seal-ed container

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Flame-Shinobi
You Get!

The boubonic plague!!!

I insert a gremlin.

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Vohtarak-Forum
I'm vohtarak, call me by that name

you get a retrode

I insert the bubonic plague

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Gbot-Vtwo
You get,

A fluffy kitten!

I insert a robotic arm.

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Doctorspacebar

You get a robotic arm with modified code; all instances of "BEGIN", "END", "IF", "THEN", "CASE", and "ELSE" have been replaced with the word "BUTT".

I TAKE A QUARTER... AND INSERT IT!

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Gbot-Vtwo
.

then comes out a gold coin.

i insert the modified roboarm.

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Flame-Shinobi
You get...

A robotic butt!

I insert a puppeh and a kitteh

Gbot-Vtwo's picture
Gbot-Vtwo
..

you get catdog.

I insert the robobehind.

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Vohtarak-Forum
I'm vohtarak, call me by that name

you get an army of robo-butt warriors

I insert the fluffy kitten

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Latinkon
It's a Glitch

You get a spikey porcupine.

I insert [NAME MISSING].

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Crazee-Pi-Forum
This is a SPACE NARWHAL ON A POGO STICK free zone!

You get [OBJECT TO DISPENSE MISSING]

I insert the missing object

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Latinkon
You get corrupted save

You get corrupted save data.

I insert leftover Thanksgiving turkey.

Tender-Footmender

I pop out.
I insert a note saying
"ADMIN ABUSE
YOU'RE FIRED"

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Gbot-Vtwo
...

You get a note saying

"DERIF ER'UOY

"ESUBA NIMDA"

I insert a

Tender-Footmender

You inserted a space, so you get sucked in, because you got space itself.

I insert Latinkon.

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Popoixd
All hail the cookies.

You get a knight?
I insert this thread: http://forums.spiralknights.com/fr/node/105955

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Vohtarak-Forum
I'm vohtarak, call me by that name

you get yelled at by ignorant OOO cheerleaders

I insert a spiky porcupine

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Flame-Shinobi
You get...

A floofey keetiy.

I insert some soda

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Latinkon
Go Team!

You get ice cubes.

I insert ignorant OOO cheerleaders.

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Midnight-Dj
:/

You get nothing, OOO cheerleaders are worthless so you got nothing in return.

I inset a dead furry character.

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Gbot-Vtwo
.....

you get nothing.

Blizzardknightt
..

I insert the fact you forgot to insert something

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Vohtarak-Forum
I'm vohtarak, call me by that name

you get a letter back saying "I dont care"

I insert the "floofey keetiy" again, because I got one back for some reason

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Gbot-Vtwo
...

You got a flofe doggeh.

i Insert a thread.

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Latinkon
You get a sewing needle. I

You get a sewing needle.

I insert a chewed-up tennis ball.

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Vohtarak-Forum
I'm vohtarak, call me by that name

you get a pit bull (if you actually care for it it wont be mean)

I insert the flofe doggeh (please something other than an animal, I dont like touching living things)

Tender-Footmender

You get the flofe doggeh as a stuffed animal. The flofe doggeh is gifted to someone else who wants it.

I insert Vohtarak's 'subject'.

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Gbot-Vtwo
you get a subject about a

you get a subject about a subject.

I insert a vending machine.

Tender-Footmender
You get a............

Vending machine. REJECT!

I insert Glaxthekillrmech.

Vohtarak-Forum's picture
Vohtarak-Forum
I'm vohtarak, call me by that name

you get galax back because the machine does not accept those who have inserted things

I insert the java update that blocks the game for armorgames users

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Latinkon
National Pride

You get the Powder Game. (It runs with Java.)

I insert the Estonian flag.

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Gbot-Vtwo
.

then you get a java update.

I insert a box.

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Vohtarak-Forum
I'm vohtarak, call me by that name

you get an edgeless safety cube

I insert the powder game

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Gbot-Vtwo
..

You get powdery eyes? (Not your eyes but you get eyeballs made of powder!)

I insert a game.

Tender-Footmender

You get The Vending Machine V2
I take The Vending Machine V2 from Gbot-Vtwo and insert it

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Crazee-Pi-Forum
This is a SPACE NARWHAL ON A POGO STICK free zone!

You get the first vending machine game

I insert the vending machine from the first vending machine game

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Iamnoone
The machine throws up all the

The machine throws up all the goo that was inserted into that first machine.

I insert the finger nails from a midget.

Tender-Footmender

The machine unloads its many, many pairs of nail clippers on you.
I insert one of the pairs of nail clippers Iamnoone obtained(no one obtained it, the machine did! :P)

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Vohtarak-Forum
I'm vohtarak, call me by that name

you get scissors

I insert powdery eyes

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Gbot-Vtwo
...

You get Oiley eyes!

i insert a mini bar.

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Iamnoone
The machine screams rape then

The machine screams rape then gives you a crowbar. Its lodged in your head.

I insert a used tea bag.

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Mechathglxclone
Dude, that's just rude.

You get a tea bag that burns you alive. Then you get a heated crowbar In your head.

Tender-Footmender

I insert the tea bag that burned no one alive and the heated crowbar that got stuck into no one's head.

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Gbot-Vtwo
!!!!

You get tea and a ban-stick. Just play solo for now on with It or else you might get banned!

i insert a l .

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Xxpapaya
The papaya deposits

You get a cookie from the I Stole the Cookie game

I insert a papaya