I can load this game just fine on my laptop, however, my main desktop will not load it at all, despite the desktop being more powerful than the laptop. I get the GUI overlay, but the rest of the screen is black, and this is the Ready Room only. As soon as I return to Haven, it never loads all the way. What is going on?

"We were unable to initialize the game's graphical display. Please take the following steps to ensure compatibility:
Visit the technical support forum for up-to-date information and suggestions.
Make sure your system satisfies the game's minimum requirements.
Update your video drivers.
Ensure that hardware video acceleration is fully enabled."

Won't even open.

Running Windows 8 Consumer Preview 64bit (from Windows 7), if anyone knows what it is, please, do tell.
Everything's updated and I downloaded the latest java.

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb267/SykoCaster/Picture30-2.png

This little icon that looks like a cell-phone signal indicator. What is it, and how do I stop it from going down?
It seems it just goes up and down, and when it'd down, I rubberband all over the place, making combat impossible.
As you can see, I have a very solid internet connection, (which I should, since I'm sitting only a few feet from my router) so it can't be reflecting that.
My internet isn't slowing down, either. It seems to ONLY affect Spiral, and nothing else.
Is there anything I can do about it?

I can't seem to login to the forums using Open SteamID. How am I logged in right now? From what I can tell, I have to not be logged into the Steam Community, then I go to "MY ACCOUNT" then I login to Steam, then I can use my Steam OpenID to login successfully.

Anyone else able to confirm/deny this? I know I was having trouble logging in one or two days ago.

Hello guys. Well, do you know me? Maybe not. Back to the topic. I have 4 account on Spiral Knight.

1) Jellykingo (scammed)

2) Twindoms (scammed)

3) Steam account (secret)

4) Aplauses (not yet)

For some reason I have a strange glitch where you walk straight then you flash back down about half the distance you walked up then, a quarter of the way to a random direction.

When I pull out a bomb I use it, and when I use it it turns into a sword and slashes in front of me. Can I stop any of these glitches?

I don't have money, so I can't purchase the DLC. However, even MY game isn't loading. It's not even staying on the screen for one second. The pop-up window for SK came up, then said 'Java has stopped working.' Then the game closes.

Please help me. I never even downloaded the Expansion Mission (didn't plan to) and I can't play either. This isn't a good update, Three Rings.

Alright, the Expansion pack update. Worked fine, except for crashing the game if you went to buy the Expansion pack. Later update? Not so nice. I now CANNOT load the game. AT ALL. It loads it and then says it can't load, and i have to close the patcher. It just won't work. It suggested uninstalling the game. I can't do it. Now, this is not because i don't want to uninstall it? I CAN'T. I'm playing through Steam, and i can't find an uninstaller ANYWHERE. I can't even find the STEAM uninstaller. And I'm not the ONLY one experiencing this problem: http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/45566

First I crash after clicking the Purchase Expansion link, now I can't patch the damn game at all. What's going on here?

I played earlier today, but the game crashed anytime I tried to purchase the expansion. I'm guessing that's steams problem. Then the server rebooted and I needed to patch...i get this message: http://i39.tinypic.com/2daaoav.jpg

Would be the day I get all my gear to 5 stars. 4 Days & 50 bucks wasted :\