This is a mall run by Kirigaya Kazuto (huehuehue :3).
What this game is about is that you open a shop in the mall for example:
Rocktown, which sells rocks.
The next person to comment will criticize/compliment the product that is sold there, like:
These rocks are lame.
Then they will give the name of the shop they opened, like:
Rocktown 2, which sells better rocks than Rocktown.
I'll start:
PokeKingdom, which sells Pokemon plushies.
your cupcakes taste awful
Wolvers-R-Us, we sell wolvers for adoption
HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY CUPCAKES
YOUR WOLVERS ARE NOT CUTE
/me shoots cupcakes at WolversRus
The cupcakes smell like a used Vog Set.
I open another store called CartoonCupcakes, which sells cupcakes with your favorite cartoon/anime characters on them.
Looks like Pipi beat me to it lol.
I start over and open a store called CandyKingdom, which sells candy.
YOUR CANDY TASTE DISCUSTING
shoots cupcakes at CandyKingdom
THOSE ARE NOT CUPCAKES, THEY ARE MUFFINS
throws wolvers at Cupcake Haven
Cupcake God stop ruining the system D:
Like I said, I open a store called CandyKingdom
YOUR CANDY LOOKS AND TASTES LIKE BROCALLY
shoots cupcakes all over CandyKingdom
*sigh*
You forgot to say the store you were opening Cupcake
Let's start again:
I open PokeKingdom, which sells Pokemon plushies.
You forgot the best pokemon: Oddish.
I open L-Mart.
It sells sports equipment.
I did say what store I opened in post #1
WHAT? THAT GONNA RUIN MY BUSINESS
shoots cupcakes at L-Mart
... You need to open a new store or to ''re-open'' your old store. The point of the game is to comment and open store. Not to make a store fighting game.
Your running shoes taste very bad. I really hate the restaurant L-Mart.
I open Cupckae-Killer-Inc. wich sell wepaon to destroy cupcake and to ingnore ingnorant post of Cupcake god.
Your weapons don't work on anything divine
opens KatsRus, which sells mewkats
I buy all your mewkat =)
I open Wolver-Steak-Inc. which sell pet wolver and steak to feed them.
Your steaks taste awful, even to wolvers.
I open ijwelgnefolhtr Inc which gives away random stuff to every 150000th person who enters the store (system may be broken by entering exiting, repeating) for 5 dollars
I was the 150000th person
they gave me a rock
you know what store I have
The cupcakes expired 3 years ago.
I open a store that's called "PICNIC FIXERS", which fixes errors caused by users...and sometimes the users themselves. xD
Users are secretly being injected with trojan horses while being fixed.
I open Latency-Shack, offering all sorts of gadgets that allow you to magically change the location of Spiral Knights servers. I recommend the portable Lag-Will-Go, but the more thrifty can buy the heavier Bubble-Haul and produce equally good results.
Your stuff make SK crash...
I open Mash-A-Snarby. Its not a store its a place where you play Mash-A-Snarby. Its simple. You have hole and snarbolax come out of it. You need to hit the beat bell to stun the Snarby then you MASH them all.
Chucky Cheeses has better games than yours.
I make TrolololololWallpaper, which sells meme and anime wallpaper.
Your wallpaper doesn't stick to my wall.
I open the Garden o' Goo, which sells many varieties of jelly. Pink jelly, purple jelly, orange exploding jelly...
your orange jelly is too unstable it blew up half my house...
I open mecha-makers, that sells used and new mecha-knights as well as selling mecha-knight repairing items and components.
Your mecha knights hardly do any damage at all to the slags at Vana.
I open WolverSteakhouse, selling the best steak in the country made and served by wolvers.
The wolvers eat the customers before they can even order anything.
I open up a sprite store that allows you to choose any monster from the clockworks as your sprite.
The sprites are mutated, and can do many horrible.....things, to the owner.
I open SpritesRoamFree, which sells better sprites than The-Slug's.
these srites rock! .... except for when they self-destruct...
I open "a core-full of knowledge" which is a book store.
Your books are boring.
I open TheUncreativeStoreName, which sells stores.
These stores suck( yes, I'm unoriginal :3)
I open Derpifier, which changes everything to make it look derpy.
Thing look Trolly not derpy !
I open Mall-Inc which seel The mall game thread.
^ doesn't know that whatever a seel is, it's bad
< made ^ < vmart, which sells stuff that makes you type like this
v likes ^ < vmart's products and how I am exampling them
Thanks for reminding me to post on the ^,<,v game Pipipipipi.
Anyway, Vmarts products are excellent :>.
I open another store called 1001010111010101, which translates binary for you and lets you buy an electronic every time you make a translation.
You dont translate in binary, you transalte in CHINESE !
I open Mash-A-Snarby again.
Develites are mean, and I don't want to be mean.
I open Kill-a-develite-inc.
/runs in with my sword swinging.
WHAT!!! No develites to kill! What kind of Kill-a-develite store is this?
I open a shoe store for knights called Paymore Shoes.
You shoes cost to much and broke after 3 days D:
I open Eat-a-Chroma-Welp-!-(Yes-yes-the-little-chroma-baby)-MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-Inc.
You shoes cost to much and broke after 3 days D:
I open Eat-a-Chroma-Welp-!-(Yes-yes-the-little-chroma-baby)-MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-Inc.
I take the chroma welp for a pet instead.
I open Buy-A-Wep-To-Kill-A-Develite-Inc.(piercing weps)
I went in to buy some weapons but someone came, stole your weapons, and attacked me with them
I open bombs-to-destroy-cruel-people-named-popoixd mart
D: I throw a blast bomb in your market wich make all other bomb explode and make the woll mall explode killing me. I revive using a Habareno of life.
I open Let-Build-A-New-Mall-Inc.
you can't have a store if there isn't a Mall
I open Cake-Inc, where our cake is not a lie (except for the exploding cake we sell) in anouther mall
I revive my mall 50 years later and destroy that other mall. But your cakes taste delicious C:
I open Memeify-It, which makes everything Meme-ified.
Its make everything Twillight-vamper-ified instead of Meme-ified. RUUUUUUUUUUUUUN !!!!!!
I open Eat-A-Garrlic-And-Kiss-Your-Partner-Inc.
Suddenly Popoixd sends a rampage of devilites to invade your store which quickly eat you up and [CENSORED] with your [CENSORED] and [CENSORED]. Your products are a rip-off too, I mean 2.99 for a bottle?! WTF!
I open Rage, which allows people in a bad mood to rage whenever they want.
I walked in to rage only to get hit in the head by a baseball bat.
I open attack popoixd inc.
(why we want to kill popo? O.o
/CRY EVERYONE WANNA KILL ME /CRY
I open Protect-All-The-Poor-Little-Devellite-Named-Popoixd-Inc.
nobody uses what you sell to protect you
I open get-over-it mart, where we help you get over stuff
They forgot to sell cupcake pokemon
Cupcake Haven, which sells cupcakes