YOU BROKE THE SYSTEM YOU SOULLESS MONSTER!!!!! DIIIIIIIE!!!
The Mall Game
Sat, 11/16/2013 - 13:36
#102
MALKIBOY SLAMBAM!!!
Sat, 11/16/2013 - 14:54
#103
But mr Flibbles will protect me! Hopefully...
Well, technicaly I just reopened Happy Fruits
Sat, 11/16/2013 - 18:59
#104
MALKIBOY SLAMBAM!!!
Happy fruits makes me melancholy!
I open SwAGGzzz Mrt! Your local hipster store!
P.S. I KILLED MR. FLIBBLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sat, 11/16/2013 - 19:11
#105
Your shop ran out of swag points.
So I open Incorperated Inc, where we watch Gremlin Chatter threads burn.
Sun, 11/17/2013 - 13:00
#106
Mr Flibbles can not die! He will give you 2 hours W.O.O.
Gremlin Chatter shatters, not burns.
I open Rimmerworld, where you can follow the life of Arnold Judas Rimmer on the mining ship Red Dwarf. We have the brand new ride "the Rimmer experience".
Sun, 11/17/2013 - 08:18
#107
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
nobody has any clue what you are talking about
I open Whack-A-Flibbles Mart, where we kidnapped Mr Flibbles and put him in a whack a mole machine which he can't get out FOREVAH but he keeps trying to get out through the holes, but he is 2 fat.
Sun, 11/17/2013 - 13:04
#108
STOP. ABUSING. FLIBBLES.
Errr...you accidentally stole my pet penguin Greta...but it's not called Whack-A-Greta. You're misleading people!
I open Notnever, where we make never become ever and the other way around.
Sun, 11/17/2013 - 13:29
#109
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
you confuse me
I open paradox-mart, where if you create a paradox, the universe explodes!
Sun, 11/17/2013 - 16:09
#110
Bwabwabwabwabwa
The universe didn't explode.
I reopen Store.
Sun, 11/17/2013 - 16:23
#111
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
I buy Store from you
I open Store
Sun, 11/17/2013 - 17:17
#112
OMG
ANKUNG I GOT THE REFERANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THERE ALL DEAD JIM, THERE ALL DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAAH I LIKE THIS GUY!!!!
Sun, 11/17/2013 - 17:20
#113
MALKIBOY SLAMBAM!!!!
Ok ok I regained my composure. Pheewwph.
Umm, The Store employees called my best friend, my dog, and my brother fat and dumb!!!!!!! Im suing for slander!!!
I open, "We kidnapped the REAL mr. flibbles and we are holding him hostage for a billion energy and a trillion crowns from ankung and in the meantime you can pee on him and hit him with a mallet"
The name is self-explanatory!
Mon, 11/18/2013 - 01:50
#114
You're playing with death here
I don't care, Flibbles is not worth that much. Sooner or later he'll kill you anyway. This mall seems to turn into a mafia battlefield...
I open "Mundane Supermarket" we don't kidnap people (how do you even get money from that?), burn people steal from people or be evil in any kind of way. We sell stuff. For low prices.
Mon, 11/18/2013 - 13:24
#115
MALKIBOY SLAMBAM!!!
Your employees are substandard and nit mundane.
I open: Mango Mart.
P.S. we do not carry mangoes
Mon, 11/18/2013 - 17:19
#116
boop
Your store has mangoes.
I go into business with Pi on Store. We now sell apples and PINEapples.
Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:13
#117
MALKIBOY SLAMBAM!!!
Your apples taste like stale horse urine. Your pineapples are well... delicious!
I go into business with my new partner, Mr. Flibbles. We open Steakish Steaky and Steakesque. We steel steak.
P.S. Ankung, Mr Flibbles laser vision'd you!!!
Tue, 11/19/2013 - 04:57
#118
Fantastic...
Only a rabid foolish fool would team up with mr Flibbles. He doesn't just lazer vision me, but all your guests. Believe me, I know him.
And your steak tastes like steel.
I open "the House of Intergalactic Pancakes", where we sell pancakes directly teleported from SPACE!
I also buy an apple and three pineapples from Sonosuke.
Tue, 11/19/2013 - 13:37
#119
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
^ has pancakes that taste like dirt
< has reopened ^ < vmart and is again exampling my products
v likes ^ < vmart
Tue, 11/19/2013 - 14:36
#120
Oh noes...
^ Thinks he is in the ^ < v game
< Will stop now
Could you explain to me about vmart again?
Tue, 11/19/2013 - 17:50
#121
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
^ doesn't know it makes you type like this
< knows
v also likes ^ < v mart
Tue, 11/19/2013 - 18:06
#122
I am always watching...
^ is wrong
< has bought ^ < vmart's products, but doesn't know how to turn it off
v will tell me and likes cupcake-haven
Thu, 11/21/2013 - 03:19
#123
NOOOO! Make it stop! Please!
^ Is right
< Develops the ^ < v-crasher, which will make this abomination die.
v Will buy it in exchange for delicious cupcakes.
Thu, 11/21/2013 - 14:33
#124
All hail the mighty Devellite.
I open:
STOP-PLAYING-THE-WRONG-GAME-INCORPORATD.
Here we play the good game in the good thread, we are: STOP-PLAYING-THE-WRONG-GAME-INCORPORATD.
Thu, 11/21/2013 - 15:37
#125
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
I go into STOP-PLAYING-THE-WRONG-GAME-INCORPORATD, whack Popoixd on the head stunning him/her, steal the cookie, and hide on the other side of the universe.
I open You-will-never-get-here-mart, where you will never get to because it is on the other side of the universe.
Thu, 11/21/2013 - 20:42
#126
All shell will break loose.
I get over here, then drag Pi5 back to Store.
I reopen Store with Pi5.
Fri, 11/22/2013 - 04:19
#127
If anything is possible, is it possible something is impossible?
I'm surprised this game is still alive. I kind of just copied ideas from other games.
Oh yea, I couldn't find 15.7 anywhere. Huh. Maybe I multiplied wrong.
Rent-A-Pikachu where our cute, cuddly, never harming (unless commanded to) critters can be commanded to do your every need. And if they don't listen to you, we MAKE them listen (whips). This product is also completely free.
Fri, 11/22/2013 - 14:27
#128
MALKIBOY SLAMBAM!!!
One of your pikachus bit me when he wasn't commanded.
I open Pickle Mart. We sell pickles and not cucumbers.
Fri, 11/22/2013 - 15:40
#129
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
they sold me a cucumber dipped in viniger and told me it was a pickle -_-
I reopen Store, and wonder why Sonosuke is still running it even though I bought it from him/her
Fri, 11/22/2013 - 19:56
#130
MALLIBOY SLAMBAM!!!
Store burned down in a horrible (yet very specific) arson.
I open Turtle Mart. We sell turtle brand electronics.
Fri, 11/22/2013 - 21:19
#131
All shell will break loose.
(Pi, I said I went into business with you on Store right about here.)
I found a live turtle amongst your electronics.
I open Arson-Mart, where we sell all your fiery needs.
Tue, 11/26/2013 - 13:30
#132
Arson-Mart is filled with
Arson-Mart is filled with water.
I sell NECROBUMP, which makes my thread go to the top.
Thu, 10/01/2015 - 13:40
#133
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
EDIT: Removed.
I open Hammers-R-U- wait hammers, RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
/pulls out hammer and smashes everything
Thu, 10/01/2015 - 10:31
#134
Remember, don't shoot food.
Your hammers are weak. All they can do is hit nails. Useless.
I open Necro-Bump-Inc, which we assure is better than NECEOBUMP.
Thu, 10/01/2015 - 12:04
#135
Leleleleleh. Necro-Bump-Inc.
Leleleleleh. Necro-Bump-Inc. gets mistaken as a black market and is closed.
I open Wrecker Co, which sells WRECKING gadgets and mining equipment.
Thu, 10/01/2015 - 15:12
#136
The wrecking equipment is unstable. I accidentally wrecked half of Wrecker Co. with it.
I open M60Land, where we sell broken M60s that shoot bullets all over the place for no reason and often blow up randomly.
Thu, 10/01/2015 - 16:10
#137
Remember, don't shoot food.
I bought a M60 and it worked perfectly fine. What a ripoff.
I rereopen Store.
Thu, 10/01/2015 - 17:05
#138
I confuse Store with store. The owners of store drop an Electron Vortex on me and Combuster charge me. 1/10, too similar name to store.
I open the Anti-Greaver Store, which gives people tons of things that kill Greavers.
Thu, 10/01/2015 - 17:41
#139
Remember, don't shoot food.
The store's products would be useful, if there were actually any Greavers around to destroy. Devilites on the other hand...
I open Mart Mart, the Mart that Markets Marts.
Thu, 10/01/2015 - 18:06
#140
I rate it 1/10 because you're a Greaver to destroy with the previous store's products.
I open into the tentacles, where anyone who walks in falls into the tentacles.
Thu, 10/01/2015 - 23:16
#141
And that's the plan! The equipment should be unstable!
The tentacles are too little to harm customers.
I open G-M Gunner Corp where the best guns are selled there.
Fri, 10/02/2015 - 05:57
#142
Remember, don't shoot food.
They were only the second best. Ripoff.
I open Rocktown ∞, which sells rocks better than the other Rocktowns.
Fri, 10/02/2015 - 07:12
#143
(/*o*)/ --- |____|
This Rocktown sold worser rocks than all Rocktowns together.
I open NanoCorp, selling medicine and other things to cure robots & people.
Sun, 10/04/2015 - 10:17
#144
RIPOFF?!?!
The medicine for robots heals humans and vice-versa.
I open Launchpad Co. which sends you to another planet upon entering.
Mon, 10/05/2015 - 11:23
#145
.....
your launchpads smell like sweat, feet, and strawberry and they taste AWFUL.
i open barfightRus(sian), where we kick out roombas and decrepit piles of goo and fight like real men.
matikclocker is BANNED from my store BTW
Mon, 10/05/2015 - 11:56
#146
Your store is extremely
Your store is extremely boring without rocket-launching roombas.
I open BARFIGHTrUS(SIAN), where we kick out beetles (especially beetles that fight) and decrepit piles of goo and fight like real rocket-launching roombas.
Fight-Beetle is BANNED from my store BTW
So is Kian-Slime-Master
Mon, 10/05/2015 - 12:07
#147
The bar sells rat traps.
I open Fight-Beetle-Isn't-An-Admin-Inc. where we prove that the guy above is no admin.
Mon, 10/05/2015 - 12:20
#148
The name is false. You proved that I (Vanaduke-Destroyer) wasn't an admin, but the name says you'll prove that Fight-Beetle isn't an admin.
Mon, 10/05/2015 - 12:36
#149
Dangercornfieldangergrabbed!
I open Stop-Belittling-Roombas-and-Battlebots Inc. where we tell that belittling sentient rocket-launching roombas and little destroyer battlebots is very, very bad.
Mon, 10/05/2015 - 13:44
#150
A giant Battlepod and an explosive goo-dropping roomba blew up the SBRaBI building because they think that they're much better than rocket-launching roombas and little destroyer battlepods.
I re-open BARFIGHTrUS(SIAN), where we kick out beetles (especially beetles that fight) and decrepit piles of goo and fight like real rocket-launching roombas.
I actually can't say anything negative about your store. Except that your name is awful. Actually it's so awful that Happy Fruits Corporation gives you 50% off on any of their products.