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Sun, 11/01/2015 - 16:59
#151
Blizzardknightt
I exist again

Your store is offensive to beetles, my brother is a beetle.
I open Beetle Haven where people can buy Beetles and watch Beetles and look at Beetles.

Sun, 11/01/2015 - 18:51
#152
Falminar's picture
Falminar

The beetles complained about constantly being watched and stared at and being put in jars by the people who bought them, so eventually they escaped and (somehow) found a site where you rate stores and look at the overall ratings of stores to find the best (and/or worst) stores, then all rated Beetle Haven 1/10. All of the beetle's ratings combined caused your store to become the lowest rated store in the world.

I open Anti-Beetle Haven, where people can sell beetles and watch spiders and avoid ever looking at beetles.

Sun, 11/01/2015 - 20:10
#153
Fight-Beetle's picture
Fight-Beetle
....

the spiders taste smelly

I open TOYSRUS.

Sun, 11/01/2015 - 20:11
#154
Sono-Forum's picture
Sono-Forum
I like Sonic Unleashed, screw you

TOYSRUS ninja'd me.

I open Satore, a store.

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 05:48
#155
Blizzardknightt
Satore is too plain I open

Satore is too plain
I open BUYOURSTUFF Haven where people buy our stuff

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 07:02
#156
Crazee-Pi-Forum's picture
Crazee-Pi-Forum
Remember, don't shoot food.

Your stuff is too stuffish for me.

I open PizzaThing, which sells pizza and things.

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 13:57
#157
Blizzardknightt
boo

Somebody put a bomb in my pizza.
I open ANormalBar where people do things they'd do at a normal bar. oh and they can buy beetles

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 16:43
#158
Quintinius-Vergnix's picture
Quintinius-Vergnix
When in doubt, FIRE EVERYTHING!

The FDA shuts down your bar as the Beetle Marys caused an epidemic of bubonic plague.

I open Dakka "R" Us, which sells replacement Blitz Needle parts and ammunition.

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 17:37
#159
Fight-Beetle's picture
Fight-Beetle
...

your st-DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA
BANG!
I open a pet store.

Mon, 11/02/2015 - 17:38
#160
Falminar's picture
Falminar

Blitz Needles never break or run out of ammunition, so your parts and ammo are useless.

I open Eternal Proto, where people can buy Spiral Helms/Armors of any style or color as well as Proto Shields/Swords/Guns/Bombs.

Tue, 11/03/2015 - 05:17
#161
Blizzardknightt
Broo, be a pacifist not

Broo, be a pacifist not likeee a fighterrrr
your store like killed 8 people on opening day when a bomb was lit

I open Cake Haven where people can buy and look at and smell cakes

Tue, 11/03/2015 - 07:03
#162
Matikclocker's picture
Matikclocker
Cakes are terrible in look,

Cakes are terrible in look, smell and taste.

I open Matik Co. Tech Factory where you can look at my Techs here: http://forum.terratechgame.com/index.php?threads/matik-co-tech-factory-t...

Fri, 11/06/2015 - 17:23
#163
Spring-At-Peace's picture
Spring-At-Peace
Welp

Link is a 404 error, therefore I'm not interested.

I open Spring Tea and Coffee, where tea leaves and coffee grinds are picked at the right time and brewed with mineral water to give that extra freshness.

Fri, 11/06/2015 - 18:34
#164
Falminar's picture
Falminar

Putting Dark Matter dust in water is a horrible idea. Your shop was destroyed by live, evil, giant water drops.

1 0P3|\| 1337-P14C3, \/\/|-|3R3 Y0|_| C4|\| 0|\|1Y TYP3 1|\| 1337.

Fri, 11/06/2015 - 23:54
#165
Matikclocker's picture
Matikclocker
Nobody wants to type 1337,

Nobody wants to type 1337, but they type "leet" as the equalivent. P.S. I got a little bit of leetspeek experience playing Roblox in 2010. This game me bit of recognition in games involving building.

I open FIXDAT404 where we fix 404 errors in the sites.
Pssst. The reason why link is a 404 error is because the forums "have been behaving itself" currently.

Sat, 11/07/2015 - 06:32
#166
Blizzardknightt
ok

FIXDAT404 never fixed my 404 error to a totally legit site.

I open Magical Wizard Stuff where people can buy Magical Wizard Stuff, oh and lollipops.

Sat, 11/07/2015 - 10:33
#167
Matikclocker's picture
Matikclocker
Totally legit? You suggest

Totally legit? You suggest TerraTech isn't legit?!
Magical Wizard stuff caused Coiltech Barrage to mutate and lollipops are radioactive, so I mutated too.

I open Decontaminator, where we can remove radiation out of you.

Sat, 11/07/2015 - 12:46
#168
Falminar's picture
Falminar
Radiation-Out-Of-You wasn't

Radiation-Out-Of-You wasn't happy about his unfair ban and made a complaint. He was put back in and you were banned.

I open Piepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepeipie, where people notice the typo in this post while eating pie.

Sat, 11/07/2015 - 12:56
#169
Matikclocker's picture
Matikclocker
ERROR, Radiation-Out-Of-You isn't opened!

They don't even eat pie.
Also Radiation-Out-Of-You is not a shop. Evidence or Decontaminator is unbanned.

I reopen Decontaminator where we remove the radiation out of people.

Sat, 11/07/2015 - 13:37
#170
Falminar's picture
Falminar
...I was talking about that like it's a player. Can you read?

The-Radiation-Out-Of-People wasn't happy about his unfair ban and made a complaint. He was put back in and you were banned.

I re-open Piepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepeipie, where people notice the typo in this post while eating pie.

Sat, 11/07/2015 - 13:55
#171
Matikclocker's picture
Matikclocker
ERROR, The-Radiation-Out-Of-People isn't an actual player!

They are radioactive and are thrown at Radiation-Out-Of-You and The-Radiation-Out-Of-People because they banned Decontaminator.

I reopen again Decontaminator where we DON'T BAN people and remove actual RADIATION. And NOT a user named Radiation, but something that is measured with a Geiger Counter.

Sat, 11/07/2015 - 14:45
#172
Falminar's picture
Falminar

Actual-Radiation and Something-That-Is-Measured-With-A-Geiger-Counter made a complaint about Again-Decontaminator.

I open Are You Annoyed?, where we decide to stop doing that.

Sat, 11/07/2015 - 15:09
#173
Matikclocker's picture
Matikclocker
The following people file a

The following people file a complaint:
Matikclocker
Venturzan
Hail-Venturzan
Timmy
Little-Timmy
Lil-Timmy
Coilblast
Coil-Tech
Vana-Duke
Coiltech-Knight
Moar-Knight-Names
Are You Annoyed? is banned.

I rereopen Decontaminator where we remove radiation and ignore any complaints from random player names that don't exist.

Sat, 11/07/2015 - 15:43
#174
Crazee-Pi-Forum's picture
Crazee-Pi-Forum
Remember, don't shoot food.

It's way of removing radiation is through more radiation. I'm out.

I open Irony-Incorporated, where we do nothing but point out how ironic some things are all day.

Sat, 11/07/2015 - 18:02
#175
Falminar's picture
Falminar

You also pointed out how ironic some things are all night, preventing anyone from sleeping.

I open ..., where we notice that the OP says we can compliment the store above us but nobody ever does (or at least not while I was here).

Sat, 11/07/2015 - 18:56
#176
Blizzardknightt
oh

I compliment you for making me go back to the first page and seeing that yes that is the truth.

I open Bedworld where there's beds, bedmen, bedwomen, bedkids, bedbabies, bedbeds, and alot more bed related things

Sat, 11/07/2015 - 22:51
#177
Matikclocker's picture
Matikclocker
What corporation are you

What corporation are you working for?! Munstar Inc? RUUUUUUUN!

I open PlayArmy, where you can play and look at legends of games.

Thu, 11/12/2015 - 19:51
#178
Kian-Slime-Master's picture
Kian-Slime-Master
GOO GLOBBER!!!!!!!

I open SUHDB Swarm and Anything Else you Need. Which is the best store in the world and it always will be and no one dislikes it and no one is allowed to dislike it.

Oh. And fighting beetles are BANNED FROM MY STORE

P.S PlayArmy has too many games

I said that ^ because you have too

Thu, 11/12/2015 - 21:01
#179
Falminar's picture
Falminar

The SUHDBs were unstable and often blew up large parts of the store, but I still enjoyed randomly swinging them around because I'm not allowed to dislike it.

I open [INSERTHERE], where we [INSERTHERE] [INSERTHERE] and [INSERTHERE]. Also, you [INSERTHERE] [INSERTHERE] [INSERTHERE] [INSERTHERE].

Thu, 11/12/2015 - 23:52
#180
Matikclocker's picture
Matikclocker
The store is mistaken as a

The store is mistaken as a free space for a new store.

I open Untoxify in the place of [INSERTHERE] where people can enjoy the enviroment without forum toxicity & saltiness.
For obvious purposes, Fight-Beetle and any of these are BANNED from my store.

Boneblinder/Thagx is allowed though.

Fri, 11/13/2015 - 00:37
#181
Spring-At-Peace's picture
Spring-At-Peace
I got banned apparently.

I came to relax without shoes on and the employees said you must wear shoes, yet the rules say no toxicity & saltiness only. So I got peeved at their false accusation and automatically got banned.

If you see a shop, you should stop...
drop, and roll...
into some great deals!

Because we're having a fire sale! At my Imaginary store, which sells flames.

Fri, 11/13/2015 - 08:35
#182
Matikclocker's picture
Matikclocker
"I'm gonna do it again." - Drillworks

Unfortunately Imaginary Store was only imaginary, so it ceased to exist.

I open GIVE ME R&D PACK NAO!!! where you give me R&D Pack DLC for TerraTech.

Tue, 11/17/2015 - 14:52
#183
Blizzardknightt
Yay?

Your employees tried to steal my R&D Pack DLC, 0.1/5.

I open Loveheart where people buy love for money! There is no way this can go wronngg

Tue, 05/17/2016 - 10:02
#184
Matikclocker's picture
Matikclocker
Employees rejected every

Employees rejected every loved person and they were unsympathetic.

I open A.N.N.I.H.I.L.A.T.E. where you can buy unstable, super-powered lasers, nukes and Halleys (rocket-powered moons) and rain total annihilation on planets.

Tue, 05/17/2016 - 19:58
#185
Angel-Girl's picture
Angel-Girl
I'm a Valkyrie

Everything was so unstable that it blew up your shop and half your planet.

I open a shop called "42", where you and thousands of aliens continue to search for the answer to life and the universe. And buy alien doohickeys that people bring in for the sake that otherwise this is not a store. (XD)

Wed, 05/18/2016 - 08:56
#186
Fiquel's picture
Fiquel
Oh.

The aliens got bored and abducted "42", plus every other shop in the world.

I open a government-run super-supermarket, where everything is sold, because nobody can buy anything anywhere else.

Wed, 05/18/2016 - 09:07
#187
Matikclocker's picture
Matikclocker
The employees run detailed

The employees run detailed body scan of every person and call the people who pass through without scans as terrorists. Very rude.

I open Protonium R Us, where you can buy Protonium crystals, either edible or for science.

Wed, 06/08/2016 - 10:45
#188
Monsterbrine's picture
Monsterbrine
RESTART!

^ The Protonium has so much plutonium and uranium, and not enough iron, thus causing an atomic explosion that destroys the entire mall.
< I rebuild the mall with what is left and open Clockwork-Pets-Incorporated, where we sell people Wolvers, Toxoils, Z-Trodes, Salamanders, Ice Cubes, Jelly Cubes, Chromalisks, Gremlin Thwackers, Slooms, Oilers, Mecha Knights, and nothing of the Swarm, to people, gremlins, goblins, elves, Devilites, orcs, and dwarfs alike to take home as a pet.
V must compliment my store for one of it's Slime-family monsters to say anything else about my store.

Wed, 06/08/2016 - 11:20
#189
Matikclocker's picture
Matikclocker
I compliment the slimes that

I compliment the slimes that are destroying Clockwork-Pets-Incorporated.

I reopen Protonium R Us where we sell edible or science protonium, completely free of the traitorous plutonium. Anyone caught praising plutonium will be banished on sight.

Wed, 06/08/2016 - 11:52
#190
Monsterbrine's picture
Monsterbrine
BOO!

^ There is no protonium in here, because you DID NOT USE PLUTONIUM! /emote freezes the store in ice that is -10000000000000 Kelvin
< I reopen Again-Decontaminator, where we can remove the radiation out of you.
V MUST compliment my store AND not say anything about a fake user named The-Radiation-Out-Of-You.

Thu, 06/09/2016 - 04:28
#191
Vohtarak-Forum's picture
Vohtarak-Forum
thats not in the rules so I dont have to listen to your ego

Like all reboots, your store is in terrible quality compared to the original and all the workers are too self-absorbed to do anything

I open fact checks: where we tell you inconsistencies in rants (such as that you cannot get below 0 Kelvin, because that is when matter stops moving and you can't get less movement than none at all)

Thu, 06/09/2016 - 06:52
#192
Nanonizer's picture
Nanonizer
Fact checks sometimes blow up

Fact checks sometimes blow up minds.

I open JOHN CENA!!!!! Haven, where you can take a look at every JOHN CENA!!!!! meme in existence.

Thu, 06/09/2016 - 08:05
#193
Strayed-Faris's picture
Strayed-Faris

Um... I really tried, Sir/Miss. I tried to come up with something good to say, from the bottom of my heart but... but... your store is so bad that every time I tried coming up with something good to say I would get a migraine. And then my migraine would have a migraine and my braincells would start to commit suicide from how obnoxiously horrible your store is. I hope you're looking forward to talking with my lawyers. =w=

I open a store named Stray Shoes. We sell shoes that are stray.

Thu, 06/09/2016 - 09:50
#194
Matikclocker's picture
Matikclocker
An angry robotic customer

An angry robotic customer named Matikclocker walks up to Strayed-Faris. "Hello. I heard you sent Nano to prison. I am Nano's friend. Now, DIE!!!!!" Btw, the stray shoes are filled up with C4 bombs. The casualties amount up to 10 thousand people. I think that Nano's lawyers will say that he is innocent after that.

I open Determinated.com, where we fill you with determination.

Thu, 06/09/2016 - 11:25
#195
Strayed-Faris's picture
Strayed-Faris
Casually walks out of wreckage

Sans called, he demands UnderTale's stolen determination back.

I open a shop called Chroma Tomatoes. It sells pet Chromalisks and gives away free tomatoes with each purchase.

Thu, 06/09/2016 - 12:21
#196
Matikclocker's picture
Matikclocker
Lying to get somebody to prison is a crime!

Chromalisks are assassins and the tomatoes are rotten. Also, Nanonizer and his lawyers came and they closed the shop because the owner had a crime record.

I open Decontaminator Reborn where we remove the radiation. The-Radiation (a player) is allowed though.

Thu, 06/09/2016 - 12:45
#197
Strayed-Faris's picture
Strayed-Faris
I like this thread

Yer store is hoax, because the radiation does not exist. I place you under arrest for customer treachery. You have the right to be arrested without being questioned. Put your hands on the ground and one leg up.

Ape + YoYo is now open! Watch Apes preform tricks with their yoyos for 5.99 crowns only!

Thu, 06/09/2016 - 13:07
#198
Matikclocker's picture
Matikclocker
You are under arrest for

You are under arrest for false arresting me, also stealing apes is against the law.

I open In-your-Face, where you get hit when you do something wrong. Also, nobody can arrest us.

Thu, 06/09/2016 - 13:17
#199
Strayed-Faris's picture
Strayed-Faris
lmao, stealing apes XD

Your store is violent towards children. HOW COULD YOU? That's bad and you should feel bad. Thus, your store has been closed down.

I open Androids WALKERS. We sell Android phones with tiny robot legs.

Thu, 06/09/2016 - 16:47
#200
Jessecho's picture
Jessecho
My turn!

Mine took my wallet and skipped town. I want my money back, jerk.

I open Super Apple Store, where we actually fix your iPhones instead of telling you that you need to upgrade to the latest model at the tiniest problems. After that, we hand you a pamphlet describing how Androids are better in every way, and we charge you double for every time you show up after since you should've learned your lesson by then.

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