The beetles complained about constantly being watched and stared at and being put in jars by the people who bought them, so eventually they escaped and (somehow) found a site where you rate stores and look at the overall ratings of stores to find the best (and/or worst) stores, then all rated Beetle Haven 1/10. All of the beetle's ratings combined caused your store to become the lowest rated store in the world.

I open Anti-Beetle Haven, where people can sell beetles and watch spiders and avoid ever looking at beetles.

TOYSRUS ninja'd me.

I open Satore, a store.

Your stuff is too stuffish for me.

I open PizzaThing, which sells pizza and things.

The FDA shuts down your bar as the Beetle Marys caused an epidemic of bubonic plague.

I open Dakka "R" Us, which sells replacement Blitz Needle parts and ammunition.

Blitz Needles never break or run out of ammunition, so your parts and ammo are useless.

I open Eternal Proto, where people can buy Spiral Helms/Armors of any style or color as well as Proto Shields/Swords/Guns/Bombs.

Cakes are terrible in look, smell and taste.

I open Matik Co. Tech Factory where you can look at my Techs here: http://forum.terratechgame.com/index.php?threads/matik-co-tech-factory-t...

Putting Dark Matter dust in water is a horrible idea. Your shop was destroyed by live, evil, giant water drops.

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FIXDAT404 never fixed my 404 error to a totally legit site.

I open Magical Wizard Stuff where people can buy Magical Wizard Stuff, oh and lollipops.

Radiation-Out-Of-You wasn't happy about his unfair ban and made a complaint. He was put back in and you were banned.

I open Piepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepeipie, where people notice the typo in this post while eating pie.

The-Radiation-Out-Of-People wasn't happy about his unfair ban and made a complaint. He was put back in and you were banned.

I re-open Piepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepeipie, where people notice the typo in this post while eating pie.

Actual-Radiation and Something-That-Is-Measured-With-A-Geiger-Counter made a complaint about Again-Decontaminator.

I open Are You Annoyed?, where we decide to stop doing that.

It's way of removing radiation is through more radiation. I'm out.

I open Irony-Incorporated, where we do nothing but point out how ironic some things are all day.

I compliment you for making me go back to the first page and seeing that yes that is the truth.

I open Bedworld where there's beds, bedmen, bedwomen, bedkids, bedbabies, bedbeds, and alot more bed related things

I open SUHDB Swarm and Anything Else you Need. Which is the best store in the world and it always will be and no one dislikes it and no one is allowed to dislike it.

Oh. And fighting beetles are BANNED FROM MY STORE

P.S PlayArmy has too many games

I said that ^ because you have too

The store is mistaken as a free space for a new store.

I open Untoxify in the place of [INSERTHERE] where people can enjoy the enviroment without forum toxicity & saltiness.
For obvious purposes, Fight-Beetle and any of these are BANNED from my store.

Boneblinder/Thagx is allowed though.

Unfortunately Imaginary Store was only imaginary, so it ceased to exist.

I open GIVE ME R&D PACK NAO!!! where you give me R&D Pack DLC for TerraTech.

Employees rejected every loved person and they were unsympathetic.

I open A.N.N.I.H.I.L.A.T.E. where you can buy unstable, super-powered lasers, nukes and Halleys (rocket-powered moons) and rain total annihilation on planets.

The aliens got bored and abducted "42", plus every other shop in the world.

I open a government-run super-supermarket, where everything is sold, because nobody can buy anything anywhere else.

^ The Protonium has so much plutonium and uranium, and not enough iron, thus causing an atomic explosion that destroys the entire mall.
< I rebuild the mall with what is left and open Clockwork-Pets-Incorporated, where we sell people Wolvers, Toxoils, Z-Trodes, Salamanders, Ice Cubes, Jelly Cubes, Chromalisks, Gremlin Thwackers, Slooms, Oilers, Mecha Knights, and nothing of the Swarm, to people, gremlins, goblins, elves, Devilites, orcs, and dwarfs alike to take home as a pet.
V must compliment my store for one of it's Slime-family monsters to say anything else about my store.

^ There is no protonium in here, because you DID NOT USE PLUTONIUM! /emote freezes the store in ice that is -10000000000000 Kelvin
< I reopen Again-Decontaminator, where we can remove the radiation out of you.
V MUST compliment my store AND not say anything about a fake user named The-Radiation-Out-Of-You.

Fact checks sometimes blow up minds.

I open JOHN CENA!!!!! Haven, where you can take a look at every JOHN CENA!!!!! meme in existence.

An angry robotic customer named Matikclocker walks up to Strayed-Faris. "Hello. I heard you sent Nano to prison. I am Nano's friend. Now, DIE!!!!!" Btw, the stray shoes are filled up with C4 bombs. The casualties amount up to 10 thousand people. I think that Nano's lawyers will say that he is innocent after that.

I open Determinated.com, where we fill you with determination.

Chromalisks are assassins and the tomatoes are rotten. Also, Nanonizer and his lawyers came and they closed the shop because the owner had a crime record.

I open Decontaminator Reborn where we remove the radiation. The-Radiation (a player) is allowed though.

You are under arrest for false arresting me, also stealing apes is against the law.

I open In-your-Face, where you get hit when you do something wrong. Also, nobody can arrest us.

Mine took my wallet and skipped town. I want my money back, jerk.

I open Super Apple Store, where we actually fix your iPhones instead of telling you that you need to upgrade to the latest model at the tiniest problems. After that, we hand you a pamphlet describing how Androids are better in every way, and we charge you double for every time you show up after since you should've learned your lesson by then.