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Sat, 09/28/2013 - 15:25
Epic-Samurot's picture
Epic-Samurot

This is a mall run by Kirigaya Kazuto (huehuehue :3).

What this game is about is that you open a shop in the mall for example:

Rocktown, which sells rocks.

The next person to comment will criticize/compliment the product that is sold there, like:

These rocks are lame.

Then they will give the name of the shop they opened, like:

Rocktown 2, which sells better rocks than Rocktown.

I'll start:
PokeKingdom, which sells Pokemon plushies.

Sat, 09/28/2013 - 15:28
#1
Not-Argljing's picture
Not-Argljing

They forgot to sell cupcake pokemon

Cupcake Haven, which sells cupcakes

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 17:34
#2
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
your cupcakes taste

your cupcakes taste awful

Wolvers-R-Us, we sell wolvers for adoption

Sat, 09/28/2013 - 15:31
#3
Not-Argljing's picture
Not-Argljing
WHHHHHHHHHAT??!!?!?!?!!??!?

HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY CUPCAKES

YOUR WOLVERS ARE NOT CUTE

/me shoots cupcakes at WolversRus

Sat, 09/28/2013 - 15:31
#4
Epic-Samurot's picture
Epic-Samurot
The cupcakes smell like a

The cupcakes smell like a used Vog Set.

I open another store called CartoonCupcakes, which sells cupcakes with your favorite cartoon/anime characters on them.

Sat, 09/28/2013 - 15:33
#5
Epic-Samurot's picture
Epic-Samurot
Looks like Pipi beat me to it

Looks like Pipi beat me to it lol.

I start over and open a store called CandyKingdom, which sells candy.

Sat, 09/28/2013 - 15:34
#6
Not-Argljing's picture
Not-Argljing
YOUR CANDY TASTE

YOUR CANDY TASTE DISCUSTING

shoots cupcakes at CandyKingdom

Sat, 09/28/2013 - 15:35
#7
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
THOSE ARE NOT CUPCAKES, THEY

THOSE ARE NOT CUPCAKES, THEY ARE MUFFINS

throws wolvers at Cupcake Haven

Sat, 09/28/2013 - 15:35
#8
Epic-Samurot's picture
Epic-Samurot
Cupcake God stop ruining the

Cupcake God stop ruining the system D:

Like I said, I open a store called CandyKingdom

Sat, 09/28/2013 - 15:37
#9
Not-Argljing's picture
Not-Argljing
I is not ruining the system

YOUR CANDY LOOKS AND TASTES LIKE BROCALLY

shoots cupcakes all over CandyKingdom

Sat, 09/28/2013 - 15:51
#10
Epic-Samurot's picture
Epic-Samurot
*sigh* You forgot to say the

*sigh*
You forgot to say the store you were opening Cupcake
Let's start again:
I open PokeKingdom, which sells Pokemon plushies.

Sat, 09/28/2013 - 15:55
#11
Isekuube's picture
Isekuube
Derp. :3

You forgot the best pokemon: Oddish.

I open L-Mart.

It sells sports equipment.

Sat, 09/28/2013 - 16:26
#12
Not-Argljing's picture
Not-Argljing
I did say what store I opened

I did say what store I opened in post #1

WHAT? THAT GONNA RUIN MY BUSINESS

shoots cupcakes at L-Mart

Sun, 09/29/2013 - 07:46
#13
Popoixd's picture
Popoixd
... You need to open a new

... You need to open a new store or to ''re-open'' your old store. The point of the game is to comment and open store. Not to make a store fighting game.

Your running shoes taste very bad. I really hate the restaurant L-Mart.

I open Cupckae-Killer-Inc. wich sell wepaon to destroy cupcake and to ingnore ingnorant post of Cupcake god.

Sun, 09/29/2013 - 08:35
#14
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
Your weapons don't work on

Your weapons don't work on anything divine

opens KatsRus, which sells mewkats

Sun, 09/29/2013 - 08:43
#15
Popoixd's picture
Popoixd

I buy all your mewkat =)

I open Wolver-Steak-Inc. which sell pet wolver and steak to feed them.

Sun, 09/29/2013 - 10:03
#16
Sandwich-Hero's picture
Sandwich-Hero
:( Give me dragon scales

Your steaks taste awful, even to wolvers.
I open ijwelgnefolhtr Inc which gives away random stuff to every 150000th person who enters the store (system may be broken by entering exiting, repeating) for 5 dollars

Sun, 09/29/2013 - 10:05
#17
Not-Argljing's picture
Not-Argljing
I was the 150000th

I was the 150000th person

they gave me a rock

you know what store I have

Sun, 09/29/2013 - 10:17
#18
Autofire's picture
Autofire
You are experiencing a PICNIC ERROR!

The cupcakes expired 3 years ago.

I open a store that's called "PICNIC FIXERS", which fixes errors caused by users...and sometimes the users themselves. xD

Sun, 09/29/2013 - 10:27
#19
Deleted-Knight's picture
Deleted-Knight
Users are secretly being

Users are secretly being injected with trojan horses while being fixed.

I open Latency-Shack, offering all sorts of gadgets that allow you to magically change the location of Spiral Knights servers. I recommend the portable Lag-Will-Go, but the more thrifty can buy the heavier Bubble-Haul and produce equally good results.

Sun, 09/29/2013 - 12:59
#20
Popoixd's picture
Popoixd

Your stuff make SK crash...

I open Mash-A-Snarby. Its not a store its a place where you play Mash-A-Snarby. Its simple. You have hole and snarbolax come out of it. You need to hit the beat bell to stun the Snarby then you MASH them all.

Sun, 09/29/2013 - 19:24
#21
Epic-Samurot's picture
Epic-Samurot
Chucky Cheeses has better

Chucky Cheeses has better games than yours.

I make TrolololololWallpaper, which sells meme and anime wallpaper.

Sun, 09/29/2013 - 20:51
#22
Snakemittens's picture
Snakemittens
Your wallpaper doesn't stick

Your wallpaper doesn't stick to my wall.

I open the Garden o' Goo, which sells many varieties of jelly. Pink jelly, purple jelly, orange exploding jelly...

Sun, 09/29/2013 - 21:10
#23
Mordenius's picture
Mordenius
your orange jelly is too

your orange jelly is too unstable it blew up half my house...

I open mecha-makers, that sells used and new mecha-knights as well as selling mecha-knight repairing items and components.

Sun, 09/29/2013 - 22:15
#24
Epic-Samurot's picture
Epic-Samurot
Your mecha knights hardly do

Your mecha knights hardly do any damage at all to the slags at Vana.

I open WolverSteakhouse, selling the best steak in the country made and served by wolvers.

Sun, 09/29/2013 - 22:40
#25
The-Slug's picture
The-Slug
:/

The wolvers eat the customers before they can even order anything.

I open up a sprite store that allows you to choose any monster from the clockworks as your sprite.

Sun, 09/29/2013 - 23:39
#26
Epic-Samurot's picture
Epic-Samurot
I said it was the best steak in the country >:l

The sprites are mutated, and can do many horrible.....things, to the owner.

I open SpritesRoamFree, which sells better sprites than The-Slug's.

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 10:14
#27
Mordenius's picture
Mordenius
these srites rock! ....

these srites rock! .... except for when they self-destruct...

I open "a core-full of knowledge" which is a book store.

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 17:48
#28
Snakemittens's picture
Snakemittens
Can I has blank subject?

Your books are boring.

I open TheUncreativeStoreName, which sells stores.

Mon, 09/30/2013 - 18:48
#29
Epic-Samurot's picture
Epic-Samurot
These stores suck( yes, I'm

These stores suck( yes, I'm unoriginal :3)

I open Derpifier, which changes everything to make it look derpy.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 05:07
#30
Epic-Samurot's picture
Epic-Samurot
BUMP

BUMP

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 14:36
#31
Popoixd's picture
Popoixd
Thing look Trolly not derpy

Thing look Trolly not derpy !

I open Mall-Inc which seel The mall game thread.

Tue, 10/01/2013 - 18:26
#32
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi

^ doesn't know that whatever a seel is, it's bad
< made ^ < vmart, which sells stuff that makes you type like this
v likes ^ < vmart's products and how I am exampling them

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 13:45
#33
Epic-Samurot's picture
Epic-Samurot
Thanks for reminding me to

Thanks for reminding me to post on the ^,<,v game Pipipipipi.

Anyway, Vmarts products are excellent :>.

I open another store called 1001010111010101, which translates binary for you and lets you buy an electronic every time you make a translation.

Wed, 10/02/2013 - 17:16
#34
Popoixd's picture
Popoixd

You dont translate in binary, you transalte in CHINESE !

I open Mash-A-Snarby again.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 15:58
#35
Popoixd's picture
Popoixd
necro

I kill mash-a-snarby and open Be-a-develite-inc.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 21:27
#36
Fireofearth's picture
Fireofearth
T-T WHY

Develites are mean, and I don't want to be mean.

I open Kill-a-develite-inc.

Thu, 10/17/2013 - 01:15
#37
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
/runs in with my sword

/runs in with my sword swinging.
WHAT!!! No develites to kill! What kind of Kill-a-develite store is this?

I open a shoe store for knights called Paymore Shoes.

Thu, 10/17/2013 - 11:35
#38
Popoixd's picture
Popoixd
You shoes cost to much and

You shoes cost to much and broke after 3 days D:

I open Eat-a-Chroma-Welp-!-(Yes-yes-the-little-chroma-baby)-MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-Inc.

Thu, 10/17/2013 - 11:35
#39
Popoixd's picture
Popoixd
You shoes cost to much and

You shoes cost to much and broke after 3 days D:

I open Eat-a-Chroma-Welp-!-(Yes-yes-the-little-chroma-baby)-MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-Inc.

Thu, 10/17/2013 - 15:01
#40
Fireofearth's picture
Fireofearth
Meanie

I take the chroma welp for a pet instead.

I open Buy-A-Wep-To-Kill-A-Develite-Inc.(piercing weps)

Thu, 10/17/2013 - 15:11
#41
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
I went in to buy some weapons

I went in to buy some weapons but someone came, stole your weapons, and attacked me with them

I open bombs-to-destroy-cruel-people-named-popoixd mart

Sat, 10/19/2013 - 08:29
#42
Popoixd's picture
Popoixd
D: I throw a blast bomb in

D: I throw a blast bomb in your market wich make all other bomb explode and make the woll mall explode killing me. I revive using a Habareno of life.

I open Let-Build-A-New-Mall-Inc.

Sat, 10/19/2013 - 09:33
#43
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
you can't have a store if

you can't have a store if there isn't a Mall

I open Cake-Inc, where our cake is not a lie (except for the exploding cake we sell) in anouther mall

Sat, 10/19/2013 - 12:26
#44
Epic-Samurot's picture
Epic-Samurot
I revive my mall 50 years

I revive my mall 50 years later and destroy that other mall. But your cakes taste delicious C:

I open Memeify-It, which makes everything Meme-ified.

Sat, 10/19/2013 - 14:28
#45
Popoixd's picture
Popoixd
Its make everything

Its make everything Twillight-vamper-ified instead of Meme-ified. RUUUUUUUUUUUUUN !!!!!!

I open Eat-A-Garrlic-And-Kiss-Your-Partner-Inc.

Sat, 10/19/2013 - 18:15
#46
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi

no

I open annoying-devilite-named-Pop0ixd-repelent-Mart

Sun, 10/20/2013 - 08:07
#47
Epic-Samurot's picture
Epic-Samurot
Suddenly Popoixd sends a

Suddenly Popoixd sends a rampage of devilites to invade your store which quickly eat you up and [CENSORED] with your [CENSORED] and [CENSORED]. Your products are a rip-off too, I mean 2.99 for a bottle?! WTF!

I open Rage, which allows people in a bad mood to rage whenever they want.

Sun, 10/20/2013 - 08:38
#48
Fireofearth's picture
Fireofearth
Ow...

I walked in to rage only to get hit in the head by a baseball bat.

I open attack popoixd inc.

(why we want to kill popo? O.o

Sun, 10/20/2013 - 14:11
#49
Popoixd's picture
Popoixd
/CRY EVERYONE WANNA KILL ME

/CRY EVERYONE WANNA KILL ME /CRY

I open Protect-All-The-Poor-Little-Devellite-Named-Popoixd-Inc.

Mon, 10/21/2013 - 15:56
#50
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
I want to kill Pop0ixd, not Popoixd

nobody uses what you sell to protect you

I open get-over-it mart, where we help you get over stuff

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