Abnormal CaKe SiMuLaToR
Sun, 04/10/2016 - 14:18
#152
Raise your Guinea Pigs Ladles and Jellyspoons
During my glance through stuff that I missed I saw someone called me Earl. I stare at that person hard.
Sun, 04/10/2016 - 18:15
#153
Remember, don't shoot food.
I run all the way towards where Matik is and punch him anyway.
Sun, 04/10/2016 - 18:31
#154
Cat Simulator - Day 6-7
The cat walks into your kitchen and starts trying to open your fridge. Looks like...
Matik has been temporarily inflicted with Punched. He has 15% less Attack but 20% more Charisma.
Pickles has been temporarily inflicted with Staredown. He has 10% less Charisma.
Sun, 04/10/2016 - 21:04
#155
Ha! Revenge will be mine!
Thanks for charisma!
Install the roof on our cake stall.
Sun, 04/10/2016 - 21:18
#156
Remember, don't shoot food.
Unpunch Matik and unstare myself.
Sun, 04/10/2016 - 22:33
#157
I'm a Wizard
Unpunch & Unstare failed.
Mon, 04/11/2016 - 00:08
#158
Any statuses on my latest
Any statuses on my latest actions (deconstruct stall, store in house, install the waterproof awning)?
After I do all the work, I go play video games.
Mon, 04/11/2016 - 06:07
#159
Remember, don't shoot food.
Punch Blazecat until he lets me unpunch Matik and unstare myself.
Mon, 04/11/2016 - 07:45
#160
Cat Simulator - Day 6-8
The cat weakly hisses and scratched the fridge.
Matik obtained the Waterproof Awning and Silver Plaque. It's too rainy to install the awning today.
Pickles printed a picture of Blaze the Cat and started punching it until it was a pile of shredded paper. Nothing happened though.
Mon, 04/11/2016 - 09:45
#161
Remember, don't shoot food.
Get some chicken or turkey or something from the fridge for the cat.
Punch Blazecat-Percival until he lets me unpunch and unstare.
Mon, 04/11/2016 - 14:02
#162
Raise your Guinea Pigs Ladles and Jellyspoons
Stilllll starin' at Pickles, mainly because it appears he doesn't like it
Mon, 04/11/2016 - 14:34
#163
Remember, don't shoot food.
Punch Earl until he unstares.
Mon, 04/11/2016 - 16:06
#164
Cat Simulator - Day 6-9
Pickles has been inflicted with Fatigue. He has -100% Max MP and -100% Max SP, and also has -50% Attack.
Pickles printed a picture of Blaze the Cat and started punching it until it was a pile of shredded paper. Nothing happened though. Again.
The cat wants cat food. It's gotta be cat food.
Mon, 04/11/2016 - 16:08
#165
Remember, don't shoot food.
EDIT: Nevermind.
Mon, 04/11/2016 - 16:06
#166
I'm a Wizard
shut up.
Mon, 04/11/2016 - 16:15
#167
Remember, don't shoot food.
What does that picture have to do with "Percival"?
I sit down and drink any orange juice we have to get rid of my Fatigue. If we don't have any then I eat cake instead.
I go ask Katie if they have any cat food.
Mon, 04/11/2016 - 16:28
#168
Cat Simulator - Day 6-10
BLAZE IS PERCIVAL IN A GAME YOU DOOFUS!!! WHY DONT YOU EVER PAY ATTENTION TO ANYTHING DAMNIT GET OUTTA TOWN YOU SKRUB!!!
Pickles now has Semi-Fatigued, which is half as powerful as Fatigued. However you have 0 SP.
Katie gave you Infinite Cat food. You fed the cat.
Mon, 04/11/2016 - 16:36
#169
Remember, don't shoot food.
Sorry, I don't play Sonic games so I didn't know.
I sit out in the rain hoping that it will somehow make me less fatigued.
Mon, 04/11/2016 - 17:56
#170
...
Dee, surprised by the lack of orders directed towards him, decides to make use of his free time by reading up on cooking techniques and recipes, in hopes of discovering ways to use orange juice in cakecraft.
Mon, 04/11/2016 - 20:09
#171
Cat Simulator - Day 6-11
The cat goes back to scratching the fridge.
Pickles got wet. He is now Waterlogged, which decreases his Accuracy and Evade by 25%. But you slowly regenerate MP. Pickles' MP is now 10%.
Dee reads the Fruity Cook's Guide. It talks about using non-juiced fruit in pastries. Dee has been inflicted with Flabbergastationated. His Magic and Aegis stat have been reduced by 75%, and his Accuracy has been increased by 956%.
Ed has been inflicted with Dry Eyes. His Accuracy and Max SP have been reduced by ??%.
Matik has been infected with Govna Infection. His Attack, Defense, Vitality, Agility, Intelligence, Magic, Aegis, Charisma, Accuracy, and Evade have been reduced by 10%.
Tue, 04/12/2016 - 00:15
#172
Pending
Pestered by the noise, Dee opens the fridge for the cat to see what it so desperately wants.
Mon, 04/11/2016 - 21:33
#173
Remember, don't shoot food.
I sit down and eat another piece of cake to get rid of my semi-fatigued status.
I put on a ridiculous looking red mage outfit and google how to wizard.
Tue, 04/12/2016 - 08:12
#174
No errors, it's all obvious!
For those thinking why I got infected: Slums are often filled with diseases. Period.
I ask Dee if he wants to take care of me and treat my infection.
I also ask Pickles and Ed, but not Rodent-Queen, seeing that rodents can make the infection worse.
Then I go to bed. Let's hope I will survive.
What happens if we will die/have infection long enough?
Tue, 04/12/2016 - 09:42
#175
Remember, don't shoot food.
I promise to use whatever wizarding skills I learn to cure Matik.
Tue, 04/12/2016 - 10:28
#176
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Dee is not a medical professional. Thus when asked by Matik to take care of him, Dee recommends Matik to go see a doctor as Dee himself is unable to identify the ailment.
Tue, 04/12/2016 - 12:18
#177
Can i play?
An Old English SheepDog walks into the ship, ignoring the cat it he stares at Malik Whimpers, then barks he wants you to follow him.
Tue, 04/12/2016 - 15:35
#178
Cat Simulator - Day 6-12
Dee - You opened the fridge. The cat wants milk.
Pickles - You skipped the pages until you found a neat picture and English text. You learned M.Shield.
Matik - Matik doesn't feel that sick. But he's sick for sure. It's one of those conditions that is debilitating, but not in a way that's easily identifiable. But you got a notification so you know you're sick.
Dog - This dog needs a name. I would call you Pookie but that's the name of a berserk Knight in my Fanfic. Bark bark bark.
Tue, 04/12/2016 - 19:28
#179
Hooray!
Now knowing that the cat likes milk and not orange juice, Dee grabs another bowl and fills it with milk; leaving it on the floor for the cat to drink.
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Dee ponders over his fruity flabbergastation. He just learned how to make a new product, but the problem is, the shop doesn't stock non-juiced fruit. In search of a reliable source, Dee would ask Katie where she gets her oranges from (that is, if her stall does their own juicing), but as he's still semi-intimidated by her, Dee wants a coworker to ask her for him.
Dee discusses the matter with Pickles.
Tue, 04/12/2016 - 22:37
#180
Malik Whimpers?! That's technically an insult!
Since I am not so sick, I get out of the bed so I can still operate today. Then I run to the SheepDog (Sheeplusdog) and ask him who is Malik Whimpers. If it was directed at me then slap him.
Then I go search the Web in search for some cool things.
Wed, 04/13/2016 - 09:29
#181
Reserved...
(In case i need to keep track of any info. Because my chars a dog, when i'm talking to you guys out of rp, ill use parenthesis. @malik bad grammar on my part, i was indicating i was whimpering.)
Wed, 04/13/2016 - 09:33
#182
I'm a dog. Bark.
Seeing that malik isn't as sick as i thought.(I was concerned, but now find your own dang doctor!) I search the neighborhood for any items of use to the group.
Wed, 04/13/2016 - 18:26
#183
Cat Simulator - Day 6-13
Day End
Review
Acceptance - ★★★
Attention - ★★
Annoyances - ★★
You received $6.00.
Inventory
Daily Cake Mix
Generic Slice x10
Mediocre Cupcake x2
Chocolate Cupcake
Orange Juice x1
Raisin Cookies x2
Money - $17.95
New perkkkkkkkssssss
Bolster - Set your Charisma to 80 and increase your Max Charisma to 95.
Advent - Increases your Max Charisma to 110.
Wed, 04/13/2016 - 19:55
#184
Just to clarify
(Who do those perks belong to?)
Wed, 04/13/2016 - 20:21
#185
I'm a Wizard
THEY DO NOT BELONG TO A SINGLE PERSON! THEY ARE GLOBAL AND THEREFORE IT AFFECTS EVERYONE, STUPID WORM! NOW PICK OR I WILL SMITE YOU AND BANISH YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM LIKE THE SKRUB THAT YOU ARE! NYAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
The shaded figure puts on his real face, chuckles slightly, then walks off.
P.S. All negative effects have worn off.
Wed, 04/13/2016 - 23:21
#186
Thanks mate
(Aw darn, I was hoping to make use of the sniper eyes the Flabbergastationated status gave.)
I vote for "Advent".
Because our last recorded Charisma value was at 72/70, the higher cap is better in the long run since were close to 80 anyways.
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Despite being no longer intimidated by Katie, Dee still wants a coworker to go ask her where she gets her fruits from; under the impression that she has trust issues with him.
Fri, 04/15/2016 - 14:01
#187
I second the delecateds vote
(Advent, also ty for the clarification on perks, also despite being a dog can i speak the human language and make cake? Also what are all our stats atm?)
Fri, 04/15/2016 - 15:39
#188
I'm a Wizard
Shop
Cake Mix - $3.00
Chocolate - $5.00
Vanilla - $7.00
Congratzuplations.
Your Charisma is now 72/110. You need 3 more Charisma for a bonus.
Everyone has a default stat of 100 on Vitality, Magic, Strength, and Agility. Except for dogs and rats.
Attack is increased by 5 from the Comb, even for rats and dogs!
Pickles > MAG 110 - ATK 120
Matik > VIT 120 - ATK 105
Ed > MAG 105 - AGL 120
Dee > VIT 110 - ATK 90 - AGL 110
Queen > VIT 50 - MAG 00 - ATK 80 - AGL 140
Lassie > VIT 65 - MAG 00 - ATK 100 - AGL 115
"Apparently Katie has an orange tree in her backyard that spawns infinite oranges."
Fri, 04/15/2016 - 18:05
#189
Remember, don't shoot food.
I look over my equipment;
[Hat] > Ridiculous looking red mage hat
[Hair] > Plenty
[Face] > Two eyes, a nose, a mouth, and two ears I guess
[Collar] > I'm not a doq
[Shirt] > Ridiculous looking red mage jacket (I think it's a jacket but I'm not sure exactly. I guess it could also be a vest.)
[Pants] > Ridiculous looking red mage pants
[Back] > Ridiculous looking red mage cape
[Left Arm] Ridiculous looking red mage jacket or whatever it is
[Right Arm] Ridiculous looking red mage jacket or whatever it is
[Left Hand] > Fists
[Right Hand] > Other fists
[Left Glove] > None
[Right Glove] > None
[Left Thumb] > None
[Left Index Finger] > None
[Left Middle Finger] > None
[Left Ring Finger] > None
[Left Pinkie] > None
[Right Thumb] > None
[Right Index Finger] > None
[Right Middle Finger] > I think you get the point by now.
[Right Ring Finger] > None
[Right Pinkie] > None
[Pants] > Ridiculous looking red mage pants
[Underwear] > Generic non-ridiculous non-red mage underwear
[Left Pant Leg] > Ridiculous looking red mage pants
[Right Pant Leg] > Ridiculous looking red mage pants
[Left Shoe] > Ridiculous looking red mage left shoe
[Right Shoe] > Ridiculous looking red mage right shoe
[Left Sock] > Generic sock
[Right Sock] > Generic sock
[Left Pocket] > No pocket
[Right Pocket] > No pocket
[Toppings] > I'm not icecream or anything that has toppings on it
Fri, 04/15/2016 - 20:53
#190
Let's assign classes!
*Sheeplusdog is dubbed here as Lassie, unless ya want to change the name.
Pickles has good Magic and Strength, which makes him hit enemies like a truck with magic and fists. He's the Wizard, of course.
My Attack is lower than Pickles, but still second best, while my Vitality tops over everything else, thus making me a Tank or something.
Ed has good agility and can use magical potential for support, making him the Support.
Dee seconds both agility and vitality, but his attack is lowered. Not sure what's his class, but I'd set an all-rounder.
Queen is a rodent, with the Agility nothing stops her in tracks (unless Sarah kicks in). She is the Scout.
Lassie, or Sheeplusdog, is more of an all rounder pet.
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Where is the nearest hospital? I need to dispose of this infection.
I go out of the house in early morning and install the waterproof awning. What to do with Silver Plaque though?
Fri, 04/15/2016 - 22:42
#191
Remember, don't shoot food.
@Matik Your high vitality also means you get to be my punching bag whenever I want to increase my attack. /kidding
Also I seem to have more support spells than Earl.
I google how to summon stuff. If I can't translate something then I use google translate to get an inaccurate translation of it.
I begin by searching for the chalk.
Sat, 04/16/2016 - 09:17
#192
Cake Simulator - Day 7-1
Pickles learned how to summon a W imp.
It costs 100% MP to summon just because it's so bad.
Matik learned Intimidate.
He just did.
Matik randomly got disinfected overnight.
Jamie wants to buy a Cake for $30.00. (8x Slices)
Sat, 04/16/2016 - 11:20
#193
Remember, don't shoot food.
Look for ways to increase my MP, and sell the cake to him.
According to the OP Generic Slices sell for $2, so we're getting almost twice the money.
I continue my other non-imp related ritual by looking for a place to put it.
Sat, 04/16/2016 - 21:12
#194
Cake Simulator - Day 7-2
Generic Slices cost $3.00, you must have been thinking of Tasteless Slices.
Also, you already have 100/100 MP.
Estcher wants to buy a cupcake.
Generic - $2.75
Chocolate - $5.10
Sun, 04/17/2016 - 12:00
#195
Remember, don't shoot food.
I summon a W imp to help us.
His name is Charley.
EDIT: I begin drawing the summoning ritual (1/16)
Sun, 04/17/2016 - 10:59
#196
Sell the chocolate one.
I
Sell the chocolate one.
I search the Internet for stall upgrades/perks/training to boost vitality.
Tue, 04/19/2016 - 12:53
#197
I'm a dog named Lassie. Bark.
(i never got the results of my attempt to search the area outside our cake stall for items that could help the group.)
I'm going to attempt to make cake.(I'm a dog, this can't end well...or can it?)
Tue, 04/19/2016 - 15:39
#198
Cat Simulator - Day 7-3
Lassie searches around. Xe found a 'Tiny Crown'. Lassie turned to grab a bowl when xe wanted to find a bowl but when xe turned back around the cake mix was turned into 4 cake slices.
P.S. Cake Slice amount is 6.
Charley was summoned by Pickles.
Livability - 7/7
Existability - 5/5
Killability - 5
Dodgability - 1
Matik searched the internet. Matik does not own a computer or a phone. LOL!
Chocolate Cupcake was sold.
Your balance is now $53.05.
Mick wants to buy Orange Juice.
Warning, you do not own an Orange Selling License!
Tue, 04/19/2016 - 15:49
#199
Remember, don't shoot food.
((I just realized I'm called Pickles in this game and I summoned a minion named Charley. Lol, this wasn't even intentional.
Is Killability and Dodgability good or bad?))
Point him to the orange juice stand.
Charley looks at his other stats and asks Matik for advice on how to increase his Livability since he has the highest vitality.
I continue to draw the summoning ritual (4/18)
Tue, 04/19/2016 - 16:01
#200
I'm a Wizard
Imp Summoning Chapter 3: Attributes
So you successfully summoned your little imp, yes? Here are some basic things you need to know.
Livability is the imp's ability to soak up damage. The higher it is the more hits he can soak up for you.
Existability is the imp's ability to exist in this realm. The higher it is the longer you can enslave him.
Killability is the imp's pitchforking skill.
Dodgability is the imp's ability to evade attacks.
Your imp gradually gains experience and levels up on his own. When he is sent back to the satanic realm he keeps all of his stats and is forever bound to you until you replace him.
W imp
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E - []
K - [][]
D - []
G imp
L - [][]
E - []
K - []
D - [][]
L imp
L - []
E - [][][]
K - []
D - []
@Crazee >>> Matik is in some slum, not near your local neighborhood.