Abnormal CaKe SiMuLaToR
Tue, 04/19/2016 - 22:40
#202
Huh? Ah, yeah.
Apparently exercise may increase vitality (and agility) so the only way I know is by exercising.
Tell Charley to run around the neighborhood until he can't do more.
I go talk with Katie.
Fri, 04/22/2016 - 07:16
#203
I'm a dog named Lassie. Bark.
I stare at the mysterious cake slices, perturbed at their strange nature i eat one.( I knew this wouldnt end well!)
Fri, 04/22/2016 - 18:37
#204
Cake Simulator - Day 7-4
Mick went and bought Orange Juice.
Estcher wants to buy a Cake Slice again.
Charley failed to gain Killability.
Charley gained 1 Dodgability.
Katie tells Matik that she heard that an insane cop is running around.
Lassie has temporarily been Enlightened.
Attack +25%, Aegis +25%.
P.S. Aegis is similar to Magik Defense.
Sat, 04/23/2016 - 00:35
#205
Apparently running improves
Apparently running improves dodgability, not livability.
I ask Katie about the insane cop, i.e. what did he do, where he is currently, etc.
Sat, 04/23/2016 - 12:53
#206
I'm a dog. Bark.
(I can't sell cake! I'm a dog!) I inspect Estcher to see if anything is amiss.(Dogs can smell fear and stuffs.)
Sat, 04/23/2016 - 15:08
#207
Cat Simulator - Day 7-5
Lassie smelled Estcher for anything suspicious without him noticing. Xe did smell fear. However it was a little strange. There was no fear in his heart, but it seemed to be radiating off of him slightly.
The insane cop looked like a cop. Katie doesn't know what he looks like though.
WARNING: BoSs BaTtlE iMmInEnT!
Sat, 04/23/2016 - 18:37
#208
Remember, don't shoot food.
I encounter the boss.
Sat, 04/23/2016 - 19:49
#209
Cake Simulator - Day 7-6
The boss didn't appear for some reason.
Sat, 04/23/2016 - 19:53
#210
Remember, don't shoot food.
I ask Estcher how much he wants to buy the cake for, then ask if he knows anything about the insane cop.
Sat, 04/23/2016 - 21:58
#211
I print a picture of Blaze
I print a picture of Blaze the Cat and scream on it for misleading us. Of course I was inside the house.
After that I check my house for weapons.
Sun, 04/24/2016 - 19:01
#212
Cat Simulator - Day 7-7
A cop comes to the stall and interrupts you. Estcher gives him a dirty look and then leaves. He tells you to give him all of your cake for free.
You refused.
He threatens to kill you and before you know it you're in an RPG Battle.
Pickles, Lv6 Brawler
HP-100/100
Actions: 2
Punch
Beat Punch - Beat someone up.
M. Shield - Give an ally M.Shield, halving Magic damage against them.
Defend - Soak up 50% of the damage against you.
Charley, Lv2 W imp
HP-7
Actions: 1
Tiny Pitchfork - A red hot pitchfork.
Matik, Lv6 Guard
HP-120/120
Actions: 2
Comb Shiv
Brace - Soak up 80% of the damage against you
Intimidate - Just Intimidate someone.
Lassie, Lv6 Dog
HP-65/65
Actions: 3
Bite
Defend - Soak up 50% of the damage against you.
Boss: Evil Cop
HP-160/160
Actions: 3
Evil Cop preemptively used Miasmic Wave. Everyone unlearned Dark Magik!
Sun, 04/24/2016 - 19:23
#213
Remember, don't shoot food.
I use one of my actions to Beat Punch the evil cop.
Charley uses his pitchfork on the cop while I do this.
Then I use my other action to continue drawing the summoning ritual (6/18)
Mon, 04/25/2016 - 04:56
#214
<insert title>
Pickles uses Punch and Beat Punch.
Charlie uses Tiny Pitchfork.
Matik uses Intimidate to attract attention to himself. Matik uses Brace.
Lassie uses 3 Bites.
Mon, 04/25/2016 - 05:33
#215
Remember, don't shoot food.
I change the target for my Beat Punch from the Evil Cop to Ze-Epik. He does not control us.
Mon, 04/25/2016 - 06:33
#216
LE SATELLITE ATTACKING US, LE RUN AWAY!
BRRRRRRRRRRRACE FOR IMPACT!
I use Intimidate on Evil Cop and use Brace.
Lassie can bite Evil Cop 2 times and Defend.
((@Ze-Epik you are not allowed to control other people, unless you have some kind of mind control device that you don't have.))
Mon, 04/25/2016 - 09:43
#217
Remember, don't shoot food.
I point out that Matik was just trying to control Lassie.
Mon, 04/25/2016 - 10:54
#218
I'm a Ticked off dog. Growl.
I bite matik once and then the cop twice, no one controls me!
Mon, 04/25/2016 - 13:07
#219
Whoops
I realize what's happening and casually walk away from the fight.
(Ze-Epik fled...)
Mon, 04/25/2016 - 14:21
#220
Double whoops
Whoops: Ze-Epik realized he accidentally double posted.
(Ze-Epik fled again, somehow...)
Mon, 04/25/2016 - 16:19
#221
Cat Simulator - Day 7-8
Ze-Epik used Flee.
Ze-Epik fled and was inflicted with Cowardice.
Lassie bit Matik. -16. (104/120)
Lassie bit Evil Cop. -17, (143/160)
Pickles switched targets.
Pickles beat up Evil Cop. -26, (117/160)
Evil Cop used Miasma on Matik. -11, Poison Failed, (83/120)
Lassie bit Evil Cop. Missed.
Matik stabbed Evil Cop. -15, (102/160)
Pickles drew.
Matik braced for impact.
Evil Cop used Miasmic Storm. Damages enemy party!
Charley is in Sonic Mode!
Charley poked Evil Cop. -6, Burning! (86/160)
Status
Pickles - 86/100
Matik - 80/160
Lassie - 50/65
Charley - 1/8, +1 Livability gained.
Evil Cop - 86/160, Burning
Mon, 04/25/2016 - 16:48
#222
Remember, don't shoot food.
I look over my current MP and SP.
If I have enough MP, I use M. Shield on Matik, so that if the cop decides to attack him with the alphabet he'll be protected from 1/26th of it. Charley can probably do something with another 1/26th of it considering he's a W imp, making it ao that he'll only take 12/13th of the damage. If I don't have enough MP use beat punch on the cop. If I don't have enough SP just punch the cop.
Charley hides behind Matik and looks for something to eat in order to restore livability.
My other action is used to draw the summoning ritual (7/18)
Mon, 04/25/2016 - 17:13
#223
Dee groggily awakens to the sounds of the clash. It seems that he had fallen asleep behind the counter some hours before.
"What in the seven seas is going on...?" he asks mid-yawn, minding the blazing officer in front of him.
Mon, 04/25/2016 - 20:49
#224
<insert title>
Ze-Epik comes back to buy cake. He sees what's going on.
He decides cake can wait.
Ze-Epik pokes Evil Cop.
Evil Cop takes 0 damage!
Ze-Epik is now On Fire.
(Note: I am a Level 1 Normal Kid)
Tue, 04/26/2016 - 05:11
#225
FRIENDLY FIRE DETECTED -
FRIENDLY FIRE DETECTED - ENGAGE ATTACK PHASE 2
Instead of attacking Lassie, I use Comb Shiv 2 times on Evil Cop.
Tue, 04/26/2016 - 05:35
#226
Remember, don't shoot food.
I tell Dee that the cop told us to give him all our cake. We refused and he attacked.
Tue, 04/26/2016 - 12:19
#227
I'm a male dog named Lassie. Bark.
I bite the cop 3 times.(pi stack mshields on us all, i think miasma may be a magical attack, save me for last b/c i have enlightened and can wait b/c of hte extra aegis stat.) Also i'm pickles dog from this point on i've decided. just dont sick me on any pictures of sonic characters.
Tue, 04/26/2016 - 14:26
#228
From now on, I'm Teddy, ok?
Teddy takes 6 damage from the fire!
Teddy throws water all over himself to put out the fire.
Teddy is now Soaking.
HP: 4/10
Tue, 04/26/2016 - 15:45
#229
Cat Simulator - Day 7-9
Here we go.
Evil Cop was immolated. -16, (70/160)
Lassie bit Evil Cop. -15, (55/160)
Teddy used Cower. Whoop dee f@#$ing doo.
Pickles shielded Matik from M. (Pickles MP 65%)
Dee rubbed his eyes.
Charley hid behind Matik.
Evil Cop laughed like a maniac.
Matik stabbed the Evil Cop. Evaded!
Evil Cop used Siphon on Dee. -10, (Dee HP 100/110) (Evil Cop HP 65/160)
Lassie bit Evil Cop. -41!, (24/160)
Pickles drew.
Lassie bit Evil Cop. -8, (16/160)
Dee used Feeble Swing. Missed.
Matik stabbed the Evil Cop. -16, (1/160)
Evil Cop used Salt. +15, Salty!, (16/160)
Status
Dee - HP 100/110
Pickles - HP 86/100, MP 75%
Charley - HP 5/8, AutoRegen, CoverMe!
EveryoneElse - I don't care
Evil Cop - HP 16/160, Salty
Tue, 04/26/2016 - 18:04
#230
*shakes himself awake*
Dee eyes the wicked policeman, finding that the fire will finish him off very soon. But unwilling to give the Evil Cop another chance to heal himself, Dee grabs a handful of flour and tosses it at the still burning officer, knowing that flammable dust explodes when ignited in midair.
Tue, 04/26/2016 - 22:05
#231
Cake Simulator - Day 7-10
The Cop wasn't on fire anymore, so Dee just whacked the Cop with a sack of flour. Good enough. The Cop dies, disappearing dropping loot.
$30.00
Nightstick - Usable only by Matik.
Taser - Usable only by Dee.
Charley leveled up 4 times.
Party Level Up! Pick a skill!
Pixelation - Advertise on the Internet!
Bookmarked - Advertise on books and whatever stupid things people use!
Flashy - Make your shop look fancier.
Tue, 04/26/2016 - 23:22
#232
<insert title>
Teddy walks up to the party.
"Hey, I can make cakes!"
(Baking skill level 3)
I vote for "Flashy"
Wed, 04/27/2016 - 09:50
#233
Vote for Pixelation.
Equip
Vote for Pixelation.
Equip the Nightstick and tell the people at Orange Juice Stall thst they're safe. And to look at my new Nightstick and Dee's Taser.
Wed, 04/27/2016 - 10:02
#234
Remember, don't shoot food.
I equip the Taser anyway because there isn't really anything stopping me from having a taser.
Take the cop's hat and put it on my current hat.
Pixelation.
I continue to draw the summoning ritual (8/18)
Wed, 04/27/2016 - 12:45
#235
I vote for Pixelation as well.
Dee asks Pickle for his Taser back, explaining how only he knows how to use it. Dee then reassures Pickles that if he wants to use the Taser, he can just ask Dee to use it for him.
Wed, 04/27/2016 - 13:13
#236
Remember, don't shoot food.
I keep the taser F̶O̶R̶ ̶S̶C̶I̶E̶N̶C̶E̶.
Wed, 04/27/2016 - 14:12
#237
wow
Dee rolls his eyes and lets Pickle keeps the taser.
~~~
Dee resumes his scheming to obtain a supply of whole fruits. Now knowing that Katie has an infinite orange tree in her backyard, Dee ponders his options.
Dee could:
1. Ask Katie to supply the cake stall. (Immediate supply, but may require constant payment)
2. Grow his own tree by:
a. Commanding Lassie to obtain a single orange from their stall supply. (lowest risk option, but the oranges may be seedless)
b. Obtaining a cutting from the tree itself. (requires trespassing)
c. Asking Katie for seeds or a cutting. (risks a refusal or requires a payment)
(But also having to wait for the supply, as the tree needs time to grow)
3. Steal the tree itself. (Immediate supply with no payments required, but high risks involved for obvious reasons)
However, if Dee were to obtain a tree, he is unaware if any of his coworkers owns any property to grow it on, as he himself does not.
Dee also considers that it may be less of a hassle to obtain a fruit supply from possible investors the Pixelation perk could net, speculating more fruit variety than just oranges and perhaps better rates than what Katie would offer.
Dee shares his thoughts with his coworkers.
Wed, 04/27/2016 - 14:35
#238
BOMB. PLOT TIWST. BEDAZZLING.
So you picked Pixelation. You now advertise on the internet.
Good job you're a winner.
X Years Later...
You own a cake SHOP in... Someone name a city.
Katie and Sarah sell Orange related products at a lame farmer's market.
Inventory
Money - $80.00
Plain Slice x12
Choco Slice x3
Chocolate x6
Standard Orange x8 (Reward for killing Evil Cop)
Nightstick (Matik)
Taser (Dee) (stole it back)
All of your equipment from Week 1
Cooking is Level 5, and 1 Cake Mix yields 4 Slices.
Teddy needs to receive an application before he is able to make decisions.
Shop
Snazzy Cake Mix - ($3.50)
Overpriced Chocolate x3 - ($7.20)
Overpriced Vanilla x3 - ($10.00)
Strawberry Flavoring x3 - ($12.50)
UnJuiced Orange - ($2.00)
Orange Juice - ($1.25)
Knuckleduster - ($16.00)
Some sort of punching tool. Only Pickles can use this.
Wed, 04/27/2016 - 16:56
#239
Remember, don't shoot food.
I point out that Dee let me keep the taser, and thus I still have it.
Surprised that we haven't learned any new skills or the fact that my ritual hasn't been drawn in the last X years, I decide to continue drawing the summoning ritual (9/18)
Wed, 04/27/2016 - 18:42
#240
(In maintenance of status quo,) Dee had decided to steal back the taser some time during the timeskip.
The new cake shop is located in the strange northwestern city of Harborfield.
Wed, 04/27/2016 - 19:15
#241
Remember, don't shoot food.
I steal the taser back from Dee.
Wed, 04/27/2016 - 20:08
#242
I'm a Wizard
JUST BUY SOMETHING ALREADY!
As you uncover your ears you see a shaded figure pass by outside.
Wed, 04/27/2016 - 21:19
#243
TIME WARP!
We own a cake shop in...Cogsburg. Period. How does our shop look like? I feel bad for Katie and Sarah. Will we get an option to visit them, or are they very close to us? What happened during those X years?
I buy 2 Snazzy Cake Mix and 1 Knuckleduster for Pickles. I have a feeling that we are gonna have lots of work and a bad time.
I observe the shaded figure.
Wed, 04/27/2016 - 22:49
#244
Remember, don't shoot food.
No, it's Genericity.
I attempt to learn more magic, somehow, possibly by asking the shaded figure if they can teach me magic, then look at my stats.
I continue to draw the summoning ritual (10/18)
Wed, 04/27/2016 - 22:40
#245
Ok, but...
When do I get this application?
Thu, 04/28/2016 - 15:31
#246
I'm a Wizard
First you ask Pickles for the Application.
You bought a Knuckleduster and Cake Mixes. Katie and Sarah are having an Okay time... But for some reason people prefer Lemonade. What the heck is lemonade?
The shaded figure blends into the shade when you open the door outside.
I'm just gonna call the city Connetticunt.
Charley is evolving! Or something.
What form do you want him to evolve to?
P imp, Shinestrike
Livability [][]
Killability [][]
Existability [][]
CH imp, Steal
Dodgability [][][][]
BL imp, Fireball
Livability [][][]
Killability [][]
Thu, 04/28/2016 - 18:47
#247
It's about time.
With whole fruits finally in stock, Dee makes some pastries using the oranges and what he learned from the Fruity Cook's Guide.
Though, he is curious why the Evil Cop had oranges on him...
Thu, 04/28/2016 - 18:56
#248
Remember, don't shoot food.
What do the different abilities do?
I attempt to learn more magic and look at my stats.
I ask Dee if he's somehow able to make cake flavoring with the oranges, and if so, can he do it with other fruit.
I continue to draw the summoning ritual (11/18)
Thu, 04/28/2016 - 19:34
#249
I'm a Wizard
Shinestrike does Light Damage is blinds enemies with the power of bling.
Steal does something.
Fireball does Fire Damage and burns enemies.
There is no such thing as Orange Flavoring.
The day is going to start soon...
Thu, 04/28/2016 - 20:45
#250
Placing a veto request on the
Placing a veto request on the city name. I don't really like it, also this is a child friendly forum.
AKA Give the city a name other than Connetticunt.
I prepare for my day.
Charley lightly pokes Matik in hopes that he gains experience.
I continue to draw the summoning ritual (5/18)